Clydesdale Needs A Home
Posted at: 2009-10-01 13:41:23
From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
Hey there!
Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?
Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.
From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
HELL NO!!!
DarkAngel (2010-09-08 00:27:51) roflmao.had to read it twice tho
Bloodwolf21 (2010-09-04 00:10:57) ...LOL....at first i was like wtf?!?....then i saw what you named ur self and lold so hard!!!!
Whoaaaa (2010-08-25 01:34:19) Bwaaahahahahahaha! My tummy hurts! xD
MUST READ THIS (2010-08-22 18:26:53) There is an advertisement for owning a horse right on this page.I laughed so hard
Harry (2010-08-22 12:03:56) Had to read this on twice lol
fuck character limit (2010-08-21 01:05:44) seriously my last four posts were cut off cause i cant figure out what the character limit on the comment box is. I know, Ill kill myself.
Last 3 posts summary (2010-08-21 01:04:11) If you don't get this joke. Please kill yourself. If you are trying to explain this joke in the comment section below please kill yourself. If you posted a stupid racist off topic comment that has nothing to do with this post, again please find away t
Instructions Part 3 (2010-08-21 00:58:58) and those of you who repeatedly spam comment pages with posts like "niggeranus" or some other inanely stupid off topic comment simple because you can I want you to follow the people who didnt get this joke to the aforementioned bridge and dive hea
More Instructions (2010-08-21 00:54:41) If you are one of the people on here who continually persist to explain that it "could be his dad's company" I have a message for you. Please go find the highest bridge within driving distance, get out of your car, and jump off.
Seriously?! (2010-08-21 00:50:56) Some of the the comments Ive read on this post have made me seriously doubt evolution as a selection of the most fit. DeMoN (and others) seriously need to think about taking a twelve gauge to their own skulls for posting as insanely retarded comments as t
ROFL (2010-08-16 22:51:59) Was that a shotgun!?
Jim (2010-07-31 20:25:27) I love the company vice president's name---Michael Murphy. Based on the real artist who did the 1976 song 'Wild Fire'.....a song about? A HORSE. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Will (2010-07-29 05:28:47) @angrysonuvabitch You are an idiot. Read a book every once and awhile then maybe one day you'll be able to understand what the average person was talking about.
Echo (2010-07-23 06:37:57) Omfg Mike let me tell you this you are so fucking brilliant!!
Jesus I love your sense of humor xD
keep up the good work
Ria (2010-07-21 13:53:35) ps @angrysonuvabitch I can see why you don't like horses if you let them suck your balls, you're not supposed to do that.
Ria (2010-07-21 13:52:31) FYI, gelatin (in marshmallows and stuff) is also a by-product of the horse slaughter industry.
And the site is hilarious Mike, keep it up!
Mary Mary (2010-07-20 18:22:58) The fact that the ad next to your post had a Clydesdale horse in it made this one 50 times funnier.
cole (2010-07-20 10:42:33) as a new guest imma still say the concealed weopon was by far the funniest but i still have 15 or so more to go
ashley (2010-07-18 14:24:25) WOW! I cant believe how many people didnt get it that they use the horses to make glue. Why would him being VP be that funny could be his dads company
lol (2010-07-16 23:45:35) the add on the screen is for equestrian services lmao
CARLOS (2010-07-09 15:54:46) i srsly lol'd at work... haha
Dave (2010-07-09 11:32:07) At first I read it and thought wtf? Then I went back and read his signature line about the glue company and lmao. Very Succinct. Very Funny.
angrysonuvabitch (2010-07-07 17:01:31) ps horses suck balls who gives a flying fuck what happens to them
angrysonuvabitch (2010-07-07 17:00:41) omg why are all these assholes talkin about how stupid people are just cuz they dont know what a fucking got damn horse can make who the hell cares!? these are all probably females who hav ben riding horses so much their cherries fucking popped
Tobias (2010-07-05 17:56:26) Simplistic, yet hilarious. View all comments
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