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Helpful Mechanic
Posted at: 2009-10-07 11:21:36
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I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!
From Me to ***********@**********.org

Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

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From Me to Kristen ******:

Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

From Kristen ****** to Me:

wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

From Me to Kristen ******:

I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

From Me to Kristen ******:

Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

From Me to Kristen ******:

Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

From Me to Kristen ******:

Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

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From Kristen ****** to Me:

Ok ass hole...thanks for wasting my time

From Me to Kristen ******:

Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.


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anonymous (2010-08-31 16:19:10)
headlight fluid pump LOL!!!!
anonymous (2010-08-24 11:12:12)
this is my favorite!
nicxter (2010-08-22 08:46:55)
HAHA LOL nice editing :))
jlid (2010-07-21 19:50:50)
This shit is amazing. My wife says I sound like I'm drunk cuz I'm laffing so hard.
r (2010-07-21 14:10:32)
@ joe: its safe to assume the woman does not view mike as a technician much less a reputable one. @ mike: lmfao, how i would love to hear the conversation she had with the shop @ micheal jackson and FAKE: whats goin on here? which one of you is hte real
unagi (2010-07-21 04:58:00)
I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag? <--- that's priceless...hahaha...
Kevin (2010-07-20 14:28:25)
I love the "tears" coming out of the headlight like it's crying.
cole (2010-07-20 10:32:40)
ooooooooh man u did it again classic..the picture seals the deal man.it will blow up!! oMG super roll on the floor shit, i been crying all day reading this stuff
walkie talkie (2010-07-18 00:17:21)
"I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again." I laughed so hard I thought the neighbors might call the cops.
LOL (2010-07-16 17:05:23)
I was laughing while i read about the headlight fluid pump.. but when that woman actually said she CALLED the shop i was in tears... oh man and by the 2nd picture i was rolling on the floor this is GOLDEN!!
Alex (2010-07-15 10:36:36)
I shouldn't have read this at work! I laughed really, REALLY loud when the poor dumb girl said she called the shop and they were laughing. Headlight fluid pump???
wk (2010-07-13 15:49:07)
The transgasket needs some work too.
Asshole (2010-07-06 18:39:46)
And here I was replying shit to people's questions in tech forums thinking I was this big asshole but since stumbling on this site I've realised that Im nothing compared to you. I truly believe you deserve a nobel prize or something.
Elares (2010-07-01 20:55:29)
Headlight fluid leaking? How did he know she had a baby? Amazing !
Sa Citizen (2010-06-30 04:59:39)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... HE DREW in the leaking fluid!
DonRaggo (2010-06-29 21:24:38)
OMFG, Mike you are a fucking Genius, I've been reading a lot of your E-Mail responses for time and you are the fucking shiz-it, keep it up bad man, and its true, you are an Asshole ;)
pedo bear (2010-06-28 19:54:45)
omg this women has to be the worse when it comes to dealing with trolls, i MEAN COMMON
Angizolo (2010-06-28 12:03:36)
it killed me when i saw the picture he sent back.
Charlie (2010-06-27 15:43:00)
As soon as I read "headlight fluid" I lost it.
No (2010-06-26 13:29:52)
Hey Silky.. shut the hell up :D
Brian (2010-06-25 23:28:25)
Oh god, the car is crying!
who (2010-06-24 08:57:24)
Fuck I havent laughed like this in a while this is pure ownage!!
n (2010-06-23 10:17:28)
freaking hilarous, man! keep it up!
Lynn (2010-06-21 11:56:24)
hahahahahaha.....headlight fluid....and she actually called a shop! That prolly made that guy's day!
Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 08:40:33)
greatness

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