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Kitten Rescue
Posted at: 2010-08-12 14:37:56
Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this.
Original ad:
Humane "hav a heart" traps for kittens needed
There are some kittens in my neighborhood that need to find good homes. I need a trap 4 the cats to help bring them in. Please email me if you have a trap (and a heart)!
From Me to *********@********.org:

Hello,

Are you still looking for a trap for cats?

Mike

From Deb ******* to Me:

Yes I am can you help me?

From Me to Deb *******:

I most certainly can! I believe this trap is for those who want to "have a heart." I used it to catch a stray cat that kept coming into my garage. It is called the KittyHugger. All you have to do is put some cat food on the trigger, and when the cat comes to eat it, the trap gently contracts into a hugging position and comfortably hugs the cat until you come back to deal with the little guy. Please let me know if this will work.

Mike

From Deb ******* to Me:

Mike- I have never heard of a trap like that. I was referring to the "Havahart" traps...you know like the cages for animals?? Do you have any pictures of the trap? I'd like to see how it works before I get it. Thanks.

From Me to Deb *******:

Absolutely. I've attached a picture of it. Sorry if it is a little messy; I haven't cleaned the trap in a while.

Attachment:


From Deb ******* to Me:

YOU'RE SICK!

From Me to Deb *******:

Excuse me?

From Deb ******* to Me:

You killed that poor cat OMG

From Me to Deb *******:

I didn't kill the cat. I told you it was a little messy. The last cat I caught knocked over the bowl of juice I gave him so he wouldn't get thirsty. As you can see, it made quite the mess. I assure you this trap is 100% safe and humane.

From Deb ******* to Me:

IT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT SAFE. IT IS COVERED IN BLOOD

From Me to Deb *******:

You've clearly never seen a juice spill before. You have a twisted imagination if you think that is blood. I guess you don't want the trap.

Before you give up on me, I have one more trap you may be interested in. I actually think it is one of those Have a Heart traps you were talking about, though I've never heard it called that.

Please see the attachments. As you can see from the pictures, the kitty will have plenty of room to be safe and comfortable. It comes with a black tube at the end that is used to pump warm air into the cage to keep him warm while he waits to be released.

I'm sorry I didn't have time to clean the trap. It is still a little messy because the last cat I had in there spilled his bowl of juice and his cat food. It went everywhere!

Mike

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From Deb ******* to Me:

Wow can't you read the ad you sick jerk? I DON'T WANT TO KILL THEM

How you managed to turn that trap into a bloody mess is a mystery to me but keep the hell away from me!!!
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Happy (2014-01-29 05:06:51)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are amazing
Person (2013-08-07 23:36:43)
Jesus, Deb. He said it was juice. How does it look like blood and guts?
anonymous (2013-07-29 04:46:53)
anyone notice the "black tube" looks very similar to a shotgun?
Scut Stoole (2013-07-15 21:44:29)
site is for funny joke. what wrong with people to think this real?? none too smart. why you here?
Deb (2013-07-07 16:28:51)
Literally laughed until I cried...
Josh (2013-06-29 08:16:55)
I just discovered this site, and I believe I have found my new hero...
Chris (2013-06-29 00:36:52)
I peed a little as I read this one.
OMG (2013-06-09 05:39:31)
NEVER laughed so hard at a written article!!
Chainsaw John (2013-06-02 12:07:32)
I'm a cat lover, and found this hilarious. XD
Cat Enthusiast (2013-05-31 22:18:16)
I wish I was a proficient cat catcher. Could you please post more information on where I can get this KittyHugger?
Kalus (2013-05-31 18:36:50)
Man. You are a new type of evil genius. Respect.
Fuctreele (2013-05-15 13:01:42)
There are actually some interesting points in time in this write-up but I do not know if I see all of them center to heart. There is certainly some validity but I will take hold opinion until I appear into it further. Fine article , thanks and we want a l
anonymous (2013-05-13 21:22:30)
if that's a shotgun you dummys it must shoot grenades the barrel is to big dip shits
READ THE TOP (2013-05-04 22:30:14)
"Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this."
anonymous (2013-04-24 01:26:40)
the funniest thing is its always the most intelligent brilliant men who are cat lovers Bukowski, Hemingway, Walken, Burroughs, Kubrick, etc. Unfortunately the person in charge of this site is a waste of breath coward with no talent.
anonymous (2013-04-24 01:24:10)
you are deeply confused and pathetic. A total coward who doesn't have the balls to stand up to living thing his own size so attacks small animals. You are a pathetic guy who obviously has a very small cock
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Eggs (2013-04-14 18:55:27)
HAHAHA that's brilliant
fuck Deb (2013-04-10 01:24:12)
fuck you Deb
VelmBypeen (2013-03-14 21:07:37)
Вижу не разыгранные порноактерами сценки а действительные события. Вопросов да довольно долгий путь до гостиницы где нашей экскурсионной. чем можно удалять волосы в интимных местах И нехитроумными требованиями через два часа беседы мы. Ром и приняли
:P (2013-03-09 17:34:35)
i think this is just stupid in my opinion -_-
Matt (2013-02-13 16:00:48)
This one was hilarious! Even funnier is the spam comment that says there are "interesting points" in this "article"
anonymous (2013-02-12 10:57:48)
Anybody else notice the shotgun in the last picture lmao

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