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A Little Help
Posted at: 2010-02-04 18:53:23
Original ad:
I need someone who owns or has access to a pipe camera to inspect a sewer drain that runs from my house to a creek behind my house.. I constantly have to snake out the drain and need to see what is causing the clog. The pipe is about 50 feet long. Thanks!!
From Me to **********@************.org:

Hello,

Are you still looking for someone to inspect your sewage pipe?

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Yes I am...do you have a pipe camera?

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to help you. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) and think I would be able to fit down the pipe. I will not only find the problem, but I might even be able to fix it. I will gladly do this for $150 compensation.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

You get stuck in the pipe and then I have a real problem.. No thanks.

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I promise I will not get stuck in your pipe. I have done similar jobs for a contractor and have had nothing but positive results. If you are concerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

No. The ad was for a pipe camera guy...NO MIDGETS

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

First off, we prefer to be called "little people," not "midgets." I thought your ad was simply looking for a solution to your problem, not specifically a pipe camera operator. Us little people have to deal with jerks like you all of the time, and it is very discouraging. Perhaps you should change your ad to express your hatred for little people. That way you will not waste the time of any other potential little person plumbers.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET not a little person. You midgets are so touchy!

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating against little people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful. Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Maybe next time you will be more considerate.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!
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Father Don (2010-09-05 21:39:20)
Midgets, Little Boys, they can all suck your dick without sitting down, it's great
kill ben (2010-09-04 11:51:53)
I think you really should have reported him for saying those things xD
anonymous (2010-09-03 01:57:04)
OMG that was me!!!!! I should've known it was a prank haha
Cute Children (2010-08-29 09:11:00)
LOL
Kai (2010-08-23 14:38:50)
lmaorotflol
Kirsten (2010-08-23 11:17:39)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings" ahaaa, genius comment dude
0.o (2010-08-22 16:13:49)
what a dick. not even cool
SQ (2010-08-17 21:40:43)
Wow, what a fucking jackass. I think he beat you at being an asshole.
anonymous (2010-08-17 13:38:27)
Whattacomment.
sarcastic chick (2010-08-12 20:56:01)
Big jobs, come in small packages dont they?
Craig the Midget (2010-08-05 17:47:19)
Im a midget and im not touchy. fuck that guy. i would've unclogged that drain like a son of a bitch.
samantha (2010-08-03 19:31:03)
this guy needs to be shot!
milly (2010-07-30 07:49:12)
wow that guy was really mean
Mar (2010-07-29 06:32:51)
"you're wasting my time, you stupid little fucker..." PRICELESS!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cory (2010-07-23 21:06:41)
This guy is SUCH an asshole. But the "Just because we have little bodies doesn't mean we have little feelings" was a genius quote.
cole (2010-07-20 08:52:53)
ohhh man gott em again dude
... (2010-07-14 14:15:33)
Ben > Life
Aaron Trammell (2010-07-11 22:02:17)
The first of these articles where the recipient ended up looking like a bigger anus than the recipient. Hilarious!
shiittng fuck (2010-07-11 20:29:21)
i thought ben pwned him at the end
anonymous (2010-07-04 19:04:30)
Should of kept it going and asked how much he was willing to pay for him to suck his dick!!!!
Sa Citizen (2010-07-01 04:59:02)
Ben is such a mean guy...LMFAO@ Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!
Allison (2010-06-28 17:54:54)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." Genius.
first (2010-06-28 14:41:53)
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Micko (2010-06-28 08:24:29)
Byd'way Charlie, I know you mean well but forget the law, we prefer to take our own revenge. Know what I mean ;¬), just cos your small doesn't mean you can't inflict a bit of pain when needed. Thanks for your concern man.
MickotheLittlePeople (2010-06-28 08:20:36)
Sure Hello there and how are yis this fine mornin'. I'm from Ireland & over der us littleuns are held in the highest esteem. The lanky fuckers of 4 foot and over are always on the lookout for our pots o'gold. If I ever have cause to come to Am

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