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A Little Help
Posted at: 2010-02-04 18:53:23
Original ad:
I need someone who owns or has access to a pipe camera to inspect a sewer drain that runs from my house to a creek behind my house.. I constantly have to snake out the drain and need to see what is causing the clog. The pipe is about 50 feet long. Thanks!!
From Me to **********@************.org:

Hello,

Are you still looking for someone to inspect your sewage pipe?

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Yes I am...do you have a pipe camera?

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to help you. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) and think I would be able to fit down the pipe. I will not only find the problem, but I might even be able to fix it. I will gladly do this for $150 compensation.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

You get stuck in the pipe and then I have a real problem.. No thanks.

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I promise I will not get stuck in your pipe. I have done similar jobs for a contractor and have had nothing but positive results. If you are concerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

No. The ad was for a pipe camera guy...NO MIDGETS

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

First off, we prefer to be called "little people," not "midgets." I thought your ad was simply looking for a solution to your problem, not specifically a pipe camera operator. Us little people have to deal with jerks like you all of the time, and it is very discouraging. Perhaps you should change your ad to express your hatred for little people. That way you will not waste the time of any other potential little person plumbers.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET not a little person. You midgets are so touchy!

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating against little people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful. Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Maybe next time you will be more considerate.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!
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fartmonger (2014-03-24 20:44:00)
I hope ben dies. What an asshat.
Blah (2014-01-22 21:39:46)
I wish he'd signed off as "Big Ben". Seriously though, what a dick.
Me (2014-01-13 12:59:31)
Ben is such a dick but the sitting part is damn funny
Adam (2013-08-07 23:25:19)
Wow, Ben is a huge asshole.
analymous (2013-07-27 18:20:25)
They have little hands and little eyes, they go around telling little lies. Little people need a little passport to go to Little Italy. Fuck Ben. They might be little people but Ben is a big fop.
anonymous (2013-07-08 13:03:38)
To be honest, this one wasn't even as funny as the other ones, because this "Ben" guy was such a pathetic jerk :/
wow (2013-05-14 02:31:42)
what an asshole XD
Aurelia (2013-05-13 23:06:22)
Such a rude guy...
Big Jim (2013-03-21 08:41:19)
I am a disabled african-american war veteran who also happens to be gay and a little person. Man, I've got it rough.
Quienrycync (2013-03-18 18:01:54)
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someguy (2013-03-02 06:24:22)
3 foot 2 inches hahahahahahHah I laugh out so loud till my parents get mad
Tig (2013-02-21 16:09:40)
You should post this guys email with this thread in a little peoples forum.
joe smoe (2013-02-14 22:20:15)
Good times hahaha
lucy. (2013-01-29 17:30:15)
for once you're not the asshole xD
Stephan (2013-01-15 16:56:28)
Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Lol!!
Rosa (2013-01-13 01:50:19)
What an asshole lol We little people find that offensive XD
Homer Simpson (2013-01-12 09:15:09)
what a funny fucker
anonymous (2012-12-03 01:59:48)
Really is a shame how little people constantly get ripped on
Mustafi Gunnar (2012-11-21 15:43:14)
The problem with you americans is you hate gay people
anonymous (2012-11-02 11:24:49)
lol you should of told him that you charge 300 bucks for the BJ he asked for!!
J (2012-10-03 11:43:03)
Wow people, comment on the humor, you start drama amongst yourselves and completely take the fun away! If you don't like the site and content don't read it, only idiots read or watch something they find offensive or don't like!
Mustard (2012-09-09 02:24:54)
@unknownbutcallmekim: No, really, you didn't.

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