Tyrone's Dog Babysitting Service
Posted at: 2009-07-02 10:41:53
Original ad:
DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!
From Tyrone Jackson to ************@******.org
yo wat up! i saw your ad looking for someone to take care of your rottweiler. ill do it no problem. i live in the area and can pick him up.
From Tanya ****** to Me
tyrone do you have any references? can you tell us a little about yourself?
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
yea i got some references. you can talk to my bro devon, or my associate g-ice. ill have them hit u up. a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit
now you said your rottweiler is friendly. how friendly is he? would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin.
also can you pay me the money up front straight cash? i need it to enter in a contest.
From Tanya ****** to Me
I dont want you watching my dog!!!! find someone else for your dog fighting ring sicko!!!!!!!
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
whoa whoa slow yo role! who said anything about dog fighting? i was just wondering if your dog could protect itself, in case an angrier dog tries to start some shit while im walkin him. you need to chill the fuck out and stop jumpin to conclusions
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog. i need it, the fight is tonight! ill pay you 200 cash plus 20 percent of whatever i win
From Tanya ****** to Me
STOP IT
A few hours later...
From G Ice to Tanya ******
ay yo wat up woman, its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice. tyrone was sayin he needed a reference for ur dog babysittin job so here i am. tyrone be great with dogs. he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them. my boy tyrone is definitely the right man for the job, i aint playin
From Tanya ****** to Me
GO AWAY
Comments:
Do it for the Glory (2010-01-28 17:01:14)
a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit
William (2010-01-28 16:45:20)
the fuckin funniest one yet!!!!!!! aahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahhaha
David Ismael (2010-01-27 20:01:37)
GREAT<
Emmy (2010-01-16 17:23:41)
"Whoa Whoa slow yo role" I can't stop laughing!
G Ice bitch (2010-01-13 13:24:37)
Mike, you my boyeeee. Dis some real funny shit. I never laughed so effin good in my life. More Tyrone and G Ice. Dey my home boyz.
G-ICE (2010-01-10 23:58:46)
YEAH! WE NEED MOAR TYRONE!
Tyrone (2010-01-10 23:57:21)
The best parts: "i love taking care of dogs and shit"/"? just wonderin."/"i need it to enter in a contest."
anonymous (2010-01-10 01:46:20)
Another great one :)
def not racist (2010-01-09 22:36:04)
The only idiots are the ones who think this is racist...black comedians make fun of white people...im white and I think It's funny....how come a white guy cant joke about black people? I think some black people are holding onto racism...not all but th
Alfred the Tumor (2010-01-07 16:09:46)
Hey. Nobody in the above emails made any direct association between the dialog and any particular race.
We're just accustomed to that association because it's generalized, but it's all in our heads. Imagine it being said by the opposite of
AJ (2010-01-04 04:29:10)
"a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit"
FUCKIN LOL'N
lol (2010-01-02 14:06:28)
banal arguments
Loves It (2009-12-31 10:07:56)
"and will care the shit out of them"
That made me laugh out loud for like 5 minutes.
spe (2009-12-26 16:02:59)
"anonymous (2009-12-03 16:50:45)
Every race has it's own group of idiots that the rest of us is embarrassed by and can laugh at from time to time. Me I am embarrassed of white trash honky tonk hicks. So there ya go."
Wow... it must be hard
evilution (2009-12-18 07:10:59)
Black peopple just LOVE playnig the victim...
Guest (2009-12-09 01:39:12)
"slow yo role!"...HAHAHAHA
anonymous (2009-12-03 16:50:45)
Every race has it's own group of idiots that the rest of us is embarrassed by and can laugh at from time to time. Me I am embarrassed of white trash honky tonk hicks. So there ya go.
Voodoo (2009-12-03 14:11:23)
You can't assume these were black dudes. Most white suburban punks talk this way.
Lori Lav (2009-12-03 00:34:25)
its 2009 are we still arguing about race. just stop. shit is funny. i love black people. just stop. its 2009 people, let it go.
rob (2009-12-02 08:58:41)
dollar, are you retarded, jesse was clearly joking and even further pushing the stereotype.... or did all the punctuation and spelling errors go over your head?
Miley C (2009-12-01 09:05:01)
why do blacks say always say AKS instead of ask?
alex (2009-11-30 10:28:44)
So by saying that this is racist you are actually stereotyping yourselves to say you talk like that haha good work
Rachel (2009-11-29 13:08:33)
Aw shut up about the race thing and enjoy the goddam HUMOR of this piece!!! Losers. "and will care the shit out of them" - priceless!!! LOL
chelsakins (2009-11-26 17:02:54)
how is this racist when he didn't say race they are .. ?
i'm black & didn't get offended .. i hope he brings these characters back again i was rofling :D
anonymous (2009-11-26 13:05:30)
WWAAAAHAHAHAAA "Care the shit out of it"
EEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kat (2009-11-20 11:14:19)
I agree with everyone else, we need more Tyrone and G-Ice contacts!
Geordi Laforge (2009-11-16 22:56:34)
I see what you did there.
Cccc (2009-11-16 20:46:18)
"you need to chill the fuck out and stop jumpin to conclusions" what I hate is what stupid gangsta kids really talk like this.
anonymous (2009-11-16 17:02:19)
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D
JP (2009-11-16 10:58:01)
We need more G-Ice! ". . .its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice"
Julian & associates (2009-11-13 10:15:13)
PLS PLS PLS WE NEED MORE TYRONE!!!! (and shit)
Julian (2009-11-13 10:12:48)
I love taking care of dogs and shit. hahahaha
I'll add that in my resume.
Soiled (2009-11-11 18:59:09)
Hey Bob, Tyrone Shoelaces
Bob (2009-11-11 12:41:20)
Applechairtower, thank you. Point taken.
Tard,my comment makes me a little girl? Your attempt at an insult sounds pretty elementary to me. Have you even graduated from high school? Go read a book or something.
tard (2009-11-11 12:30:09)
bob, stfu you little girl.
Applechairtower (2009-11-11 03:37:24)
Hey Bob, Tyrone Power wasn't black.
anonymous (2009-11-10 21:54:43)
"he will care the shit out of them" haha
Libra (2009-11-10 21:14:30)
G-ice! xD
Existantia (2009-11-09 00:37:06)
anonymous - Billy Blanks.
LOL but I agree with you completely.
Idongivauck (2009-11-07 21:26:09)
Who cares.....
lulz (2009-11-05 23:00:32)
en up, everybody! if we can't laugh at each other (and ourselves), then like, wtf?
lulz (2009-11-05 22:59:38)
that was funny. why is everyone all over the race thing? i think it's just supposed to be a character. i'm black and i thought it was hysterical. i actually lol'd at g-ice "ay yo wat up woman, its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice."
light
dollar (2009-11-04 16:42:05)
hey jessie, who said this guy is black anyway. i think you are the touchy racist, you are a reverse racist which is the whole reason why racism even exist nowadays. i personally know black folks that do talk like this, but that doesnt make me a racist,
Jesse Jackson (2009-11-03 23:02:47)
This is an outrage. I've never ever heard of black people talking like this! They always be usin correct grammar and shit. Dey neva sound like half retards when dye speakin. dey iz alwayz punctuatin, spelin rite 'n erythang. u a racist wite boi
Fedge (2009-11-03 12:57:44)
that is funny shit...'care the shit out of em' is prolly the funniest line in there. This is why I keep coming back for more -- keep it up!
anonymous (2009-11-02 23:15:09)
give two shits cause' they're using their own internal reactions as a catalyst to over sympathize/defend. Really just save your breath (of finger tips in this case) and write fucking "lol" already.
anonymous (2009-11-02 23:14:12)
I challenge anyone to point out a WHITE guy named Tyrone let alone a black guy named Billy. People are too fucking sensitive these days for real. Shit on this for a sec too btw...people who over react to race humor are more racist than those who don't
Nigga4Life (2009-10-30 18:04:56)
ALL u racist bitches can go to hell.
AL (2009-10-29 10:45:19)
because Tyron is mostly a black persons name... and that's how most gangsta black people talk.... sounds like you're jumping to conclusions
Jon Arbuckle (2009-10-28 21:56:47)
Why are people assuming that Tyrone is black? That's racist.
Ali G (2009-10-27 16:44:14)
I'm so glad that me could spark such an informative conversation about racialism...
Robdog (2009-10-27 00:49:02)
a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit. awesome
shut your dicksucker (2009-10-25 18:29:21)
If Mike Vick was white, he wouldn't have a dog fighting ring...
bornto (2009-10-22 00:09:41)
Man, i'm dying in here! Those are hilarious! Also looks like you watch a lot of tv shows, especially hbo :)
L. (2009-10-21 04:31:03)
Isn't it MEXICANS who usually walk around on the streets with their rottweilers/pitbulls?! Oh wait, am I being RACIST or STEREOTYPICAL now? HAHA. (i'm mexican btw) ;)
It wasn't racist at all. Even "black people" make jokes like this
A. Sharpton (2009-10-20 21:55:07)
Can't you stupid monkeys stop obsessing about race and oppression? No wonder you never seem to get ahead.
YurBlkDaddy (2009-10-19 21:08:08)
I love the humor!
Rob (2009-10-17 15:00:11)
care the shit out of them.....AWESOME!!!!!
g ice (2009-10-13 11:41:29)
HAHAHA yo so good!
lloyd (2009-10-12 05:26:21)
hilarious
anonymous (2009-10-11 17:09:34)
There are more comments here knocking the people who have detected racism in the emails than there are those people whom they are knocking.
You're All Idiots. (2009-10-08 21:52:26)
Quick question. IS this a party pooping, parade raining, bubble bursting flamer site? Cuz if so, I'm leaving.
halfkneegrow (2009-10-08 21:24:46)
lol @ bonqueesha.. THAT's racist. this email is funny, stop being so sensitive.. alluhyall mufuckas.
Nic (2009-10-08 16:54:11)
his website is to laugh in the face of others' anger...
Nic (2009-10-08 16:53:38)
If the humor was meant to be found in the derogatory representation of "Tyrone" - presumably a black man, you failed. I was down for this website until this one...Thanks for the good laughs BEFORE this one. But why am I bothering? The premise of t
yo (2009-10-08 12:39:46)
fuck racism that shits hilarious
td (2009-10-06 16:13:27)
There is nothing wrong with racism as long as it's fair... ...I'm a large proponent of equal opportunity racism, which essentially advocates that it's acceptable to be racist and prejudice towards all people who embrace stereotypes and make th
this is mad racist (2009-10-04 14:45:10)
yo, love the site, but this shits straight up racist. and anyone who says that saying that black vernacular isn't black @shoop, is probably a white supremacist. i.e., if michael vick had been white, these emails probably wouldn't be tooo racist, b
Shoop (2009-10-03 21:43:55)
dumb black people obviously proved this stereotype right.
he never once mentioned the skin color of the supposed e mailers, and yet you, black people, assume he is making fun of black people, meaning there is some truth behind the stereotype.
SIT DOWN
Whitey (2009-09-29 19:09:59)
I'm white and I think it's funny, though I guess I would have to be black to give a fair opinion on whether or not it's offensive. I will add that I love when Chappelle makes fun of white people...funny is funny, learn to laugh a little and th
BubbaGump (2009-09-25 23:08:55)
ummm, wait, who`s black...?
lilvanilla (2009-09-23 04:01:04)
i love this site..if i need a laugh i at work i look at this page..thanks so much..n keep it up..we just love u at work...
David (2009-09-22 16:48:38)
MORE MORE MORE lol omg Gice
Nizzle (2009-09-22 14:13:50)
You gotta do more Tyrone emails, he is the best. something about me: i love taking care of dogs and shit. Hahhahahhaha holy frick I can't stop laughing over that part. I want more Tyrone!
Gregger (2009-09-20 11:55:24)
"its ya boy tyrone's boy" lmfao ha
MONA (2009-09-19 12:50:56)
i know white ppl who talk like this...you dont have to be black to talk like a loser gangster...and also i know tons of highly educated black ppl who have better grammar and diction than i do, dont qualify stupid with race
dirtygirl420 (2009-09-18 17:41:50)
I love the alternate personality! Nice work.
gary (2009-09-18 04:57:24)
absolute genious!
Sushil (2009-09-17 10:58:29)
"and will care the shit out of them."
amazing
gary (2009-09-14 17:54:37)
im black and this dosnt offend me at all! its halarious!
anonymous (2009-09-11 16:13:39)
"A little about myself, I love taking care of dogs an shit" ...thats some funny shit man
bones (2009-09-10 03:18:10)
This is racist - he is clearly poking fun at the East Timorese. I was East Timorese in a previous life and am very hurt by this.
PEYTON MANNING (2009-09-08 11:12:43)
@ JONK - YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL.
@ BLACK PEOPLE - YALL ARE SOME SENSITIVE BITCHES..."HEY BOB" YOUR HOMEBOY AND CRY WHEN I SAY "HEY NIGGA!"
FUCKING CRY BABIES. STICK AND STOENS MAN STICKS AND STONES.
anonymous (2009-09-05 17:11:56)
"Black people can't spell that well. I woulda spotted this fake in a second."
lmao!
Alexio (2009-09-05 01:36:16)
"a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit" HAHAHAHAHA
Prostaquasha (2009-09-04 12:56:28)
Tyrone? That nigga still tryin scheme on some dog...
G Ice u owe me 20 dollaz, u best get me money nigga
OhHoHo (2009-09-03 11:01:43)
Black people can't spell that well. I woulda spotted this fake in a second.
anonymous (2009-09-02 19:36:43)
im BLACK and this shyt is funnny!!!
Racist? No way (2009-09-02 12:06:51)
Some of you need to slow yo role!
hey (2009-09-02 01:43:57)
who said anything about tyrone being black,
he's obviously Polish.
Capin' Big Lips (2009-09-01 20:31:06)
he doesn't specify race in this. you can draw your own conclusions about that, and if you think it's racist...then maybe you're the racist.
Robin (2009-09-01 18:55:23)
I agree! This is totally racist against Japanese people.
Bonqueesha Jones (2009-09-01 09:30:05)
yous a ignant racist peice of shit. i hope yo honky ass gets shot. you wouldnt cum round my cuz yous a punk ass bitch.
Anonymous (2009-08-30 08:57:51)
How is this racist? He's not implying one race is superior to another. You guys are fucking clueless. He's using a racial stereotype to create humor. After all, don't all of us know a black guy like Tyrone?
s (2009-08-28 23:59:39)
lmfaoo this is def like the most hilarious thing ive ever read
dunsten (2009-08-28 15:46:10)
"he will care the shit out of them" XFD
Criz (2009-08-25 11:45:58)
Ha Ha, funny stuff. This guy is just creating a character. Im sure that he doesnt mean any "harm" by it.
What (2009-08-25 03:50:36)
What a cheapass. 30 bucks a day to take car of a dog? 30 bucks an hour's more like it.
nappyhead (2009-08-24 18:18:27)
my associate goes by G-ICE thats toomofuckinfunny my biggot from another nigglet
Jasmine (2009-08-23 14:46:41)
"he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them" hilarious!
Actually (2009-08-22 20:54:12)
I'm black and I think these are hilarious. However, if this guy ISN'T black himself (the site owner) he is most likely a white male sexist/racist who is pretty funny. Laugh a little..however, something tells me this dude is black..
realist (2009-08-22 04:42:22)
"your stereotypes are as stale as month old bread."
Sort of like your cliches?
white kracker (2009-08-21 16:46:25)
dont name your kids "laqueesha, latoyaalonda and tyrone" and teach them to speak properly, and the stereotype isn't offensive. stop giving yourselves a bad name. we all call it like we see it. live with the consequences.
lahlz pt. 2 (2009-08-21 03:29:40)
white guys named Tyrone. By assuming that the only person who would speak like that is black (or someone pretending to be black), you are the racist. Go project your bigotry on someone else.
lahlz (2009-08-21 03:28:24)
It's fucking stupid to assume that this is racist. I've met tons of white people that speak like that (especially on the internet, where proper grammar is as rare as a fucking unicorn) and have nicknames like "G-Ice" and I've even met
. (2009-08-20 20:20:39)
Did you get your tyrone from f2bbs.com?
me (2009-08-20 16:29:26)
Good god... A debate on rascism on a comedic email containing 2 fictitional characters who are not even identified as to their race. Thats pathetic. Just enjoy the comedy and stop seeing race in everything. Pathetic.
Ali G (2009-08-19 18:06:21)
I guess Lis and lol be racialist two
Duncan (2009-08-18 01:40:42)
the shit got cared on, ha ha
anonymous (2009-08-17 19:56:22)
omg, frickin HILARIOUS, this is brilliant!
Duygu (2009-08-17 09:21:15)
lmao i fell off the chair. you are a GENIUS.
Paul (2009-08-16 12:37:41)
I think they both sound like assholes. My first time on the site and I didn't realize the gimmick was the series of replies.
Get a kennel asshole and a dog that doesn't kill people.
Michael Vick (2009-08-16 05:18:30)
hey man, dog fighting is no joke. you shouldn't be making fun of this kind of thing.
lol (2009-08-15 23:33:22)
Why is this racist? I know several people who talk and write this way.....and they are not black. This is the jargon of someone who tries to hard. Now that's what makes it funny.
Alex (2009-08-13 23:29:55)
Oh God almighty, I have never laughed so hard in my life! "Look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog." So fucking funny!!!!
anonymous (2009-08-13 06:10:24)
only thing that would've mad it better is if he used the name Ron Mexico
torr (2009-08-10 04:45:44)
oh man this site has be dying, love it
WOOOO!! (2009-08-06 14:19:03)
@That GUY: NEW stereotype?? bwhahaha
Lis (2009-08-06 10:57:35)
of course someone says it's racist
awesome (2009-08-05 10:34:31)
yes it is...greatness
Ali G (2009-08-04 17:17:19)
that's racialist
captain obvious (2009-08-01 22:01:04)
you're killin me dude!
Caroline (2009-08-01 16:40:54)
lmao, "..care the shit out of them ... i ain't playin." Good work.
anonymous (2009-08-01 03:06:22)
really? who the hell cares if its fake. its some funny shit. comedy doesnt take a lot of thinking. do you really believe that all those stories comedians tell are real as well?
Rob (2009-07-31 11:02:44)
@Amazing you are probably the dumbest person on the internet
janos (2009-07-31 03:01:46)
@ amazing...so what if it isnt real? makes him even more genious...and i bet u liked those ghosebustermovies too? i dont think they are real!
Amazing (2009-07-30 16:57:41)
Wow. This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read. And of course, everyone thinks it's real. Idiots.
shaqueesha (2009-07-30 02:04:21)
OHH G ICE YOU FINNA CUT HIMM
YOU ON THAT GOO CUDDY
Cali (2009-07-28 14:29:53)
This is one of the funniest posts up here. Because of the language and the straight aout asking a woman to pit her dog in danger. I also like him applying for a job with profanities in the email. Real classy. My favorite yet!
anonymous (2009-07-28 04:10:43)
cracka lacking!
hA (2009-07-27 15:44:31)
" i love taking care of dogs and shit"
knubbe (2009-07-27 14:55:12)
" i ain't playin "
anonymous (2009-07-26 18:54:29)
Yo is Tyrone, one of Vicks boys? LOL
Random Idiot # 8 (2009-07-25 14:58:33)
Whoa look at me! I'm gonna type the word DICK and PENIS and how you can SUCK IT AND SHIT. I'M SO FUCKING MATURE THAT IT'S KILLING ME.
AceS (2009-07-25 13:07:39)
Totally awesome dude ! :D
Sean Ward (2009-07-25 13:06:37)
I nearly pissed myself.
Viktor (2009-07-24 09:46:10)
I LOVE IT MAN, THANKS! :D
Joe (2009-07-23 23:02:00)
go away XD
MD (2009-07-23 21:19:23)
Hey trisha you triflin bitch just give him the dog already!
Patto (2009-07-23 18:34:12)
Dog flighting is hectic...give him the dog.
john (2009-07-23 15:28:28)
'YES! (2009-07-16 17:45:54)
I wish G-Ice was my associate.'
HAHAHAHA.
Mike (2009-07-23 15:24:25)
As a black person myself I would have liked this email to have involved more fried chicken and possibly some water mellon.
anonymous (2009-07-23 00:45:35)
"a little about myself: I love taking care of dogs and shit" LOL
anonymous (2009-07-22 16:56:06)
There is nothing funny about niggers
anonymous (2009-07-22 16:44:11)
I love black trouser snake
Patrick (2009-07-22 15:47:08)
Patrick (2009-07-15 20:14:48)
Dude, don't fuck up a good thing you've got going with these racist posts. You're funnier than that.
hey guys sorry, i just wanted to rescind my comment and let you guys know that i love enormous black dick.
anonymous (2009-07-22 14:26:01)
hahah great. can I has more sexism next time tho? i love that shit.
UR MOTHER (2009-07-20 23:40:21)
FUCK ALL OF YA STRAIGHT UP SUCK A DICK....
huh? (2009-07-19 13:37:27)
Which person was black? The woman, tyrone, g ice, or the dog? I thought they were all white jewish people. What you don't think jewish people are gangster?
Kid (2009-07-16 21:47:11)
That was lame.
A (2009-07-16 20:29:35)
hahahah best one yet, keep it up
anonymous (2009-07-16 20:04:30)
I'm in tears with this one! It's even funnier that you're speaking ebonics which obviously isn't your first language.
@Patrick (2009-07-16 18:19:23)
slow yo role
not a retard (2009-07-16 18:18:49)
@anonymous "tyrone and g ice are probly coked out 16 yr old white kids from atherton"
u realize these are made up personas by the same guy right?
YES! (2009-07-16 17:45:54)
I wish G-Ice was my associate.
G Ice (2009-07-16 17:00:32)
Yo, why ya hatin on mah homie?
ag (2009-07-16 11:13:49)
Lame
G Ice (2009-07-15 23:41:12)
OH LAWDY
Patrick (2009-07-15 20:14:48)
Dude, don't fuck up a good thing you've got going with these racist posts. You're funnier than that.
Allison (2009-07-15 16:16:32)
boner
Dianna (2009-07-15 10:50:57)
wkd
anonymous (2009-07-14 23:44:17)
tyrone and g ice are probly coked out 16 yr old white kids from atherton
Mike (2009-07-13 19:54:27)
Haha, Michael Vick is funny.
Reny (2009-07-13 16:40:47)
OMG I CANT BREATH MORE TYRONE AND G ICE
Joe (2009-07-12 20:21:42)
triflin bitch hahaahaha
lil about me, i love dogs and shit lmao
juicy (2009-07-12 11:12:33)
i think some of these co
anonymous (2009-07-12 00:33:09)
Omg that is hilarious!!!
Jonk (2009-07-10 20:42:45)
yeah, I agree about people not getting it. lol. As in, the real issue behind race, is that this one is just very very overdone. My guess is that you peoples don't usually get someth
Meh.. (2009-07-10 18:23:12)
LAWLS..bout time someone is messing with the ppl who make dumbass adds/requests!
John Fonda (2009-07-10 14:37:28)
I can't get enough of these!!!!
Fuck Yikes, Bekki (2009-07-10 12:40:55)
Hey umm.. fuck you Yikes and Bekki.
I live around rednecks and *gangsters* and this is fucking epic and far from racist. Where I live racism is still around and its never this subtle so stfu and stop being so liberal. ><
Funny Stuff (2009-07-10 00:22:30)
This Is Halarious I Literally Fell Over Myself With Laughter. Pure Pure Gold Right Here Just Amazing. My Hats Off To You
anonymous (2009-07-09 13:15:32)
ITS MIKE VICK!
G Ice (2009-07-09 12:32:13)
YO BITCHES WOT UP
G-ice (2009-07-09 10:56:12)
yo im G ice!!! its 2-cirlce-circle-9!!!
dave beard (2009-07-09 10:03:13)
funny as hell!!!!!! amazing how some people
j u s t d o n t g e t i t
DARLING (2009-07-08 13:00:45)
Clearly written by a white person because G Ice is some shit they would make up!! Who would call themselves G Ice in 2009?
Jason (2009-07-08 03:29:01)
odd... I don't see anyone sayin that this was a black guy. Why do you guys saying he might not be balck?
Jonk (2009-07-08 03:26:50)
Racial profiling. Okay. You know, you guys need to get out of your mommas basem
zzzz (2009-07-07 16:36:59)
PEEEEEEENNNNNIIIIIISSSSSS
BIGDICK (2009-07-07 13:57:27)
PENIS
Chuck (2009-07-07 12:30:53)
G-ice, brilliant.
charlie (2009-07-06 19:50:05)
hilarious! idk why people are saying this is racist; he never identified himself as any race. actually, it's racist to jump to the conclusion that he's black.
G Ice (2009-07-06 14:53:14)
This is not fake or racist. Get over it.
Ehh (2009-07-06 14:42:30)
fake
lol! (2009-07-06 10:47:34)
"whoa whoa slow yo role!" HAHAHAHAH
toddmi33 (2009-07-06 01:01:12)
America, America! Fuck yea!
anonymous (2009-07-05 23:36:06)
no one on the internet spells definitely correctly - except g-ice
Muyi (2009-07-05 21:59:36)
These are pure gold lmao
Same guy as below (2009-07-05 17:15:22)
Keep this shit up, man. All your escapades are straight up boss.
Mark (2009-07-05 17:13:59)
"Will care the shit out of them" LOL
crazy joe (2009-07-05 11:57:52)
fuckin classic dude..... love the "my associate G Ice" part. some ppl are just begging to be fucked with!
TrueFan (2009-07-05 02:14:37)
I just discovered this site. This stuff is GOLD, baby!!!
Tyrone will (2009-07-05 01:21:12)
"will care the shit out of him" epic win
Logan (2009-07-04 23:41:14)
You need to get a contact email so people can suggest listings for you to reply to. Here's a good one: http://denver.craigslist.org/mis/1249802111.html
Nick (2009-07-04 20:37:23)
Where does it even say that Tyrone is black? He could just as well be Caucasian/Asian/Hispanic or any other race...
Bottom line though is that this is a comedy site, no one is forcing you to read anything on this website or visit it.
devon (2009-07-04 09:57:41)
u sir be a true genius no shit man!
Jesse Jackson (2009-07-04 04:53:31)
This is an outrage. I've never ever heard of black people talking like this! They always be usin correct grammar and shit. Dey neva sound like half retards when dye speakin. dey iz alwayz punctuatin, spelin rite 'n erythang. u a racist wite boi
Will (2009-07-04 00:02:35)
The author of the emails was portraying a one-dimensional character. He wa
tj (2009-07-03 21:12:40)
I am black and I can't believe that anyone would think this was racist. This shit is just plain ass funny...keep up the good work.
Danny (2009-07-03 20:23:30)
Stop Licking Jesse Jacksons ass morons. This is a comedy site GTFO if you dont like it. I love this site.
Jonk (2009-07-03 19:14:11)
I understand the humor and I love this site, not sure about this entry, though. Not only are there even racial undertones, I think the dramatics were pushed a little too hard. I love your site and I check it every other day.
Nick (2009-07-03 17:48:24)
Classic! Love the site!
To Awesome Post (2009-07-03 14:58:12)
Your use of the word "Twat" to end a post made me laugh harder than Tyrone's blog entry. And yikes, tuck in your vagina already.
E (2009-07-03 13:42:53)
Poetic Ghetto. "in case an angrier dog tries to start some shit"
S (2009-07-03 09:09:04)
te amo!
anonymous (2009-07-03 06:32:21)
get a rss feeed
JP (2009-07-03 00:30:07)
I linked you my my FB and now many are laughing - my favorite part is the "triflin bitch"
KeithMFingMoon,Bitch (2009-07-02 23:26:06)
You have mastered the art of assholery, young grasshopper. I will spam this site everywhere. Keep up the good motherfucking work!
grand imperial king (2009-07-02 23:23:39)
im black and I thought it was funny as shit. shout out to mike vick
Awesome Post (2009-07-02 23:09:51)
Ash (2009-07-02 21:47:31)
One of your best ones yet! Keep it up! :D
Becca (2009-07-02 19:56:07)
This is my newest favorite blog, gives me something to look forward to. Keep up the good work!
anonymous (2009-07-02 18:51:27)
ay yo, dis syte go hard.
Dog Lover (2009-07-02 18:34:44)
Our family has 5 dogs and this was as funny as they come. Chill out people, this is a humor website.
rose (2009-07-02 17:11:15)
oh god. your website has made me laugh out loud more times than I can count. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Keep up the good work!
anon (2009-07-02 16:04:19)
Best one ever!
bigfan (2009-07-02 15:21:49)
whoa whoa slow yo role is now firmly in my fake homeboy parlance. FRIENDS OF ASSHOLE UNITE!!!!!!!!
nathan (2009-07-02 14:52:05)
so fucking classic!
bekki (2009-07-02 14:19:40)
its funny, but a bit implicitly racist...
Jajuan (2009-07-02 14:17:03)
Best one yet!!!
I hope tyrone returns for future emails!!!
That GUY (2009-07-02 14:00:25)
I also have no appreciation for dirty humor, and one can only imagine why I hang around on a site like this if I'm always on the rag.
Tman (2009-07-02 13:59:20)
Great stuff. Reminds me when I was 19
yikes (2009-07-02 13:54:02)
casually racist and not that funny. try to be more original, your stereotypes are as stale as month old bread.
Raazge (2009-07-02 13:39:11)
G Ice's jargon cracks me up!
mi-au (2009-07-02 13:17:25)
I got and love my dog, if somebody would send me such an email I would feel sick and would be suspicious forever.. lol. Asshole please tell her it was a joke :)
Dreamtard (2009-07-02 13:07:20)
Seriously.....one of the more brilliant websites ever. Constantly cracking my shit the fuck up. Keep up the brilliant work sir.
An (2009-07-02 12:41:51)
Lol... This is funny.
That GUY (2009-07-02 12:41:01)
I have a tiny weenie
Mr O (2009-07-02 12:39:58)
lol
d (2009-07-02 11:58:19)
That's my boy g ice!
Cameron (2009-07-02 11:28:19)
"care the shit out of em" haha. keep up the good stuff man, really funny!
That GUY (2009-07-02 11:22:36)
Man on man... this is okay... i hope u apologize to the lady cuz pet owners are very defensive. and dont start some new stereotype asshole
anonymous (2009-07-02 11:20:53)
"would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin." PRICELESS.
Keep up, man!
I'm a (2009-07-02 11:08:26)
Pussy.
Niki (2009-07-02 11:06:03)
"will care the shit out of them". lol
Mitch (2009-07-02 10:54:55)
Another gem! Keep up the hilarity, please!!
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