Apologetic Nationals Fan
Posted at: 2009-06-30 10:20:10
Original ad:
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I'm willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org
Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old's little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby's Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.
From austin ******* to Me
Fuck yourself, asshole.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to "fuck themselves." Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn't curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you.
From austin ******* to Me
You want my apology? Go fuck yourself.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats - 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don't apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
I'm waiting...
From austin ******* to Me
I'm sorry about your kid.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don't actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.
Mike
Comments:
William (2010-01-28 16:47:07)
hahaha nice
anonymous (2010-01-23 09:41:55)
OWNED!
Zepex (2010-01-07 12:49:21)
Man you're good.. Brilliant..
M.Jenkins (2009-12-29 15:57:49)
that was priceless...thanks
NAGER!!!!! (2009-12-18 15:08:04)
BLACK GUYY!!
yourtheshit (2009-12-11 06:19:57)
This was by far the funniest one"Top rated".He got the ass to apologize.Then kept his son in it.saying he wanted to teach a lesson about dignity.Fing priceless.Genius
anotherasshole (2009-12-06 10:26:32)
Distributed teh pwn once again.
oogyboogy (2009-12-04 13:56:09)
Nice ending comment there loved it
me (2009-12-03 23:27:51)
that is sooooo effin funny!!!
anonymous (2009-12-03 16:53:32)
THAT WAS AWESOME!!
yourdick (2009-12-02 20:39:12)
hahahah that was amazing.
Mef (2009-12-01 10:46:03)
A W E S O M E
ben dover (2009-12-01 01:48:04)
HAHAHA niiiccceeee i wish he wouldve responded back and kept going... keep up the good work
anonymous (2009-11-26 13:07:01)
roflmaoaoaooaoooaoaoaoo
NatsFan (2009-11-20 19:23:30)
This was funny, but I like the Nats. D:
Horny as fuck (2009-11-17 23:53:52)
I want to see some tits
anonymous (2009-11-11 22:08:33)
just like the national's ehhh libra?
Libra (2009-11-10 21:13:02)
Motherfucker got his ass kicked!
Alex (2009-11-10 11:33:48)
what's ironic is I went to that game and the nationals actually won
anonymous (2009-11-09 13:35:23)
"I made you look like little bitch" pahahaha!
nigga (2009-11-07 14:15:31)
Fuck yo couch
nigga (2009-11-07 14:15:31)
Fuck yo couch
ILoveVagina (2009-10-30 23:27:58)
''Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.'' shit is priceless!! Hahaha
Brenda (2009-10-27 22:01:24)
Haha, they could make a show out of shit like this....funniest stuff I ever read, makes you laugh out loud!!!!!!!
heyhey (2009-10-27 17:15:27)
hi
NiggerMan (2009-10-24 00:18:35)
Pfft Pwned ;)
anonymous (2009-10-12 14:14:26)
I love making fun of the nats, my season tickets are 10 rows back from third base... quit stalking me
DJ (2009-10-06 12:23:34)
"I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son" LMAO i would feel ashamed if someone told me that
super cum (2009-10-05 22:28:47)
awesome
anonymous (2009-10-01 14:51:31)
HYSTERICAL! people at my work are looking at me cause i am randomly laughing my ass off
Gundoshbe (2009-09-29 12:00:35)
Aloha! qvg
El Tiburon (2009-09-25 20:40:30)
Fucking awesome dude.
seekingmonkey (2009-09-19 15:13:10)
Mike is really funny, but the most outrageous parts for me are when the people actually go along with it. "I'm sorry about your kid." I fucking lost it.
tobias (2009-09-17 15:21:31)
This is so fucking funny! Me and my friends just found this and it is awesom!! /sweden
LOL (2009-09-12 00:02:49)
This is funnier than the kitten one haha loved it
JewBait (2009-09-11 15:58:31)
Damn that was funny
Nina (2009-09-10 10:49:35)
BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LMAOOOOO
Orange (2009-09-09 00:06:47)
Omg too funny! I love the last line "Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity."
G-Ice (2009-09-08 14:03:36)
Whipped
lol (2009-09-08 06:19:54)
lol he got OWNED
t-bone (2009-09-07 12:56:14)
this is the best e-mail on your site! hilarious!
... (2009-09-01 21:50:23)
xD AMAZING
funniest thing i've ever read
amaaazing (2009-09-01 16:09:21)
hahahaha pwned
Emma is a slut (2009-08-31 16:07:03)
Dont do it!!!! Emma has all kinds of diseases.... I found out the hard way
emma (2009-08-31 08:26:38)
omg u r so funny i want to know u in person
nathan (2009-08-28 10:27:37)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
A&T & T&A (2009-08-27 20:05:42)
Oh my god, too funny, laughed so hard i peed a little, and then shit myself.
Taylor (2009-08-27 16:43:50)
That was awesome! Nicely done!
Pete (2009-08-26 09:40:07)
I would so love to know you in person! You are the funniest, quick witted SOB I've ever seen!
Dave M. (2009-08-25 21:56:48)
Offer on both tickets: $30
Complete PWNage: Priceless
hhahaz (2009-08-25 02:43:58)
rofllmfaozz i lauf so hard my ass falls offz
sweden (2009-08-22 06:53:44)
hahahaha :D
HJZ (2009-08-21 08:42:51)
HAHAHAHAHAHA ><
N-l-GGER (2009-08-20 16:11:48)
UBER PWNAGE
anonymous (2009-08-20 07:17:24)
I can't believe how rude people are. Austin had it coming to him.
LuVi (2009-08-18 17:08:05)
You are a bad genious!
anonymous (2009-08-18 13:52:57)
This is one of the best ones! I was laughing so hard it was hard to breath
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Mike, you're evil evil man.
Do you want to be my friend?
ROFL (2009-08-17 13:00:47)
That was the best
anonymous (2009-08-17 09:43:01)
that was the best of all XD
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XDDD
anonymous (2009-08-17 02:04:46)
this shit is great
anonymous (2009-08-13 16:31:04)
that was priceless
Kevi (2009-08-13 16:23:35)
Brilliant!
Billybob (2009-08-10 11:21:29)
This site is hilarious!!
i (2009-08-07 17:53:16)
am fucking dying over here.. this is money.
i think i might donate. this is just ridiculous
G-not (2009-08-07 13:45:29)
fuck you ricko why the fuck do you put me up like that..
anonymous (2009-08-07 10:19:12)
"Mike"- You should get paid for this!
Duncan (2009-08-06 20:14:45)
That was funny!
lolwut222 (2009-08-06 17:11:48)
are these REAL emails?
vidvibe (2009-08-06 06:47:29)
haha... you actually made him apologize
duncan (2009-08-02 20:15:00)
i wish i had a dad like this
DonkeyPunch (2009-08-01 03:36:32)
You guys all suck shit
steve (2009-07-31 00:30:15)
Obviously fake, there's no such thing as a Nationals fan.
haha (2009-07-30 11:54:24)
AHAHAHAHA wow, :P that was good! keep these coming!
anonymous (2009-07-29 18:30:50)
that was awesome
anonymous (2009-07-29 16:42:11)
HAHAHA LMAO!
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fucking gold
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Oh man, this might just be my favourite one!
Anonymous (2009-07-27 10:50:13)
Last reply= genius. Very funny, 5/5
anonymous (2009-07-26 18:57:20)
OWNED LOL
Shitpants (2009-07-25 15:05:13)
Duncan's Sister (2009-07-10 15:53:57)
YOO BITCHES DUNCAN JUST FARTED IN MY EYE IT WAS GREAT.!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks I just shit in my pants from laughing so fucking hard.
Richard Simmons. (2009-07-24 20:00:04)
WHOOPS! Sorry, that comment was meant for the one BEFORE this! I'm such a silly.
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Tsch. Too bad, I have this absolutely FABULOUS pink sparkly Bentley! Great for cats!
lolz (2009-07-23 22:59:05)
lol what a bitch
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OMG, what a a-hole. I love it
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@Wow-whatever craigslisting is funny as shit
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this site is so cash
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This is some funny shit
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Awesome as fuck! ROFL
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hahahahah fucking idiot. douch bag. i wondered if that guy was an orphan no body was able to help him . he needs help
chip (2009-07-18 09:13:42)
I hurt myself laughing!
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I am amazed, this site is like craigslisting, but ACTUALLY FUNNY. you use the gratuitous resource you have well.
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ajsdlkfnadsf;lk... and I jizzed in my pants. So funny.
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dwalk (2009-07-15 08:08:16)
nice......
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I came twice!!
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Sam Miller (2009-07-14 16:01:35)
WTF!!!!!
Stan Tomas (2009-07-14 09:03:25)
OMG! "I made you look like a bitch in front of my 7 yo"...too fucking funny!!!
anonymous (2009-07-14 01:19:45)
HAHAHA!! dude best one yet
jesse (2009-07-13 21:38:24)
this couldn't had been any better! you rock man! seriously!
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Fuck "Pwnd?" (2009-07-10 12:51:17)
Pwnd? Um.. your a bitch. Just fucking dig a ditch and die in it please for the sake of your awkward ass post please do this one thing for me.. thanks. =]
Dave (2009-07-10 09:15:15)
oh god.. laughing so hard.. good one.
Pwnd? (2009-07-10 04:56:31)
I think not. You got pwned. He said he was sorry for you kid. He did not apologize to you. IOW, he was sorry that the "7 yo" had a "father" such as you. Heh.
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this one made me cry and laugh so hard... i think my neighbors might have heard me. it was freakin 2 in the morning when i found this page.
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Dan Boyle (UK) (2009-07-07 15:57:07)
This is especially hilarious!
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this is funny I just wish it wasn't a Nationals fan. We have enough problems
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LOVE.IT.
anonymous (2009-07-06 15:45:41)
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lol (2009-07-05 22:23:28)
i post a link on facebook every day for this/.
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hahahahah!!! oh man, this shit just keeps on getting better.
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Lmao!
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I've been inspired to do my own and have come up with some rely funny ones.
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I live in Germany and english is not my passion but i love this page !!!
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HAH
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That is the best one I have read. CLASSIC
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The best part about this is that this dude wanted the tickets so bad that he was not only wil
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;) that's no guy, but a pussy ..
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HILARIOUS
dj (2009-07-01 00:27:03)
this is funny that guy got so owned haaaaa
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The best idea for the funniest shit on the web! Better than porn! Keep them coming!!!
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def a sox fan
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Oh man you have my entire office rolling with this shit. Please keep em' coming!
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Haha best one.
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my wife and I
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can't stop laughing, one of your best
kayla (2009-06-30 16:41:29)
uh oh.
i truly hope that wasnt my dad you were talking to. ha, but if it was, it just makes it all the better. ^_^
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You gotta put them in their place.
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hahaha what a loser
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haha good stuff. How do you come up with this stuff? Im sure theres tons of funny material you never get responses to.
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haha what a sucker, why did he think that you were really serious if you messed around in first place?
threeskimo (2009-06-30 13:44:07)
I need to stop reading these at work. My co-workers must think I'm annoying.
Wrong Team (2009-06-30 13:10:29)
Should Read: Apologetic Red Sox Fan.
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hahahahahahaha i can't believe he bought it....
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lol
anonymous (2009-06-30 10:45:09)
i laughed so hard at your last reply.
admin (2009-06-30 10:35:41)
I couldn't believe it when the guy replied. He must have really wanted those tickets.
mi-au (2009-06-30 10:33:28)
unbelievable!!! "im sorry for the kid"
anonymous (2009-06-30 10:29:12)
YEs what a powned guy
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