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Brokeback Beach
Posted at: 2009-06-30 09:51:16
Original ad:
Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beach

i am trying to leave any time next friday. i will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@*********.org

Hey,

I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

i am male. what time did you want to leave?
-chris

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Chris,

I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.

From chris ******** to Me

stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.
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"Yeah I'm sure he does" thank you so much you flipping genius :)
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Batman (2014-01-28 03:04:32)
Only real men own cats. They make you actually earn their respect unlike dogs.
epic fail (2013-07-02 21:47:14)
the title should be "brokeback car" and real men should own a car not a cat.
dr137c (2013-06-08 19:09:00)
@JJ How would you know? You checked their ass? You checked their house?
dr137c (2013-06-08 19:08:27)
How do you know?
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@fabio oh my god for f sake get your grammer right -.-
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fabio (2013-02-14 14:20:54)
I finds this like really offensive I am a fabulous handsome man woth 3 fabulous cars and I am a-mazing. This site is suck.
Frank (2012-12-03 14:46:28)
"have to go to court" Haha, the hook did not work that time, but turned out well, I guess.
anonymous (2012-12-02 10:22:02)
hey fuck u guy i have cats and you think i'm fucking gay no fuck you
Blabla (2012-09-29 13:22:06)
I was already crying at 'I will bring a large duffel bag and a cat'
Jasmin (2012-09-24 14:20:59)
"Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach." LMAO!!!!! (plus cats dont like water anyways haha)
argh (2012-09-23 17:58:30)
I'm so offended I'm a guy with 6 cats, i hate dogs, I watch reruns of gilmore girls every day and I do ballet. fuck you, I can double cabriole like a mother fucker.
Sean (2012-07-05 01:15:09)
Hey I'm I guy I have 2 cats and their a lot easier to take care of than dogs. I love dogs to
RagingRaoul (2012-06-29 01:01:04)
And right after reading this, there's an ad about Richard Simmons DVDs! XD
rehomolulz (2012-06-24 13:21:28)
mike is great. love this guys. his best troll imo. btw doubt he hates gays either.just chill and appreciate a good troll or gtfo :P
calm it (2012-05-08 12:34:33)
calm down guys, this is comedy. Comedy and bigotry go hand in hand, wether it's a comedy website or a professional standup comedian. I don't see chairs being violently hurled at Conan when he makes ginger jokes.
8^P (2012-05-03 15:26:52)
"I just don't want you gaying up my car."...ty..so funny
Fan (2012-04-27 14:25:41)
wtf, the comments still think you're flaming? ... should be blooming ... blooming marvellous :-) 'rehomo' - choice ;-)
anonymous (2012-02-12 16:07:43)
hi
richard simons (2012-01-25 13:42:39)
lmao
anonymous (2012-01-20 11:22:06)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! "Yeah, I'm sure he does."

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