Barter My Whore Wife
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:36
This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson
Hey,
I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?
From Jim ***** to Me
Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT
From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
FUCK YOU
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
Comments:
awesome (2010-02-06 15:45:00)
thats hilarious man!
Onion (2010-01-30 02:07:55)
I am seriously crying from laughing so hard1!! Dude, add a Stumbleuponit link! You are HILARIOUS!
daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:10:22)
LAWL! Plus, this is great: "ef U luzer (2010-01-03 22:07:13)
U suck, I stayed up late reading this shit, now my g/f thinks I've been spankin' to porn again. asshole"
Whipped
Mynameismike2 (2010-01-11 01:03:39)
Dude ..... Mike I'll barter your whore wife .....
Not funny (2010-01-09 22:52:45)
Read like 5 of these, not very funny.
anonymous (2010-01-09 11:29:38)
what is this i don't even
jome ahmah (2010-01-07 16:36:04)
whats up yall #5 crankin' my piece over hee
ef U luzer (2010-01-03 22:07:13)
U suck, I stayed up late reading this shit, now my g/f thinks I've been spankin' to porn again. asshole
Wow (2009-12-27 21:56:27)
Herp derp this is so funny!!1 Hey guys I got one
Sam: Hi I saw your ad for a car, how much for it?Mike: I'll give it to you for my whore wife lol
Megan: omg u asshole
Mike: Shut up bitch lol
Am I funny now too guise
Seriously are you all 14
RidgeCity (2009-12-10 19:30:05)
Haha. I found this site on Mystery Google too! Thankyou whoever put it on there!
lia (2009-12-08 00:07:10)
Jim don't sell it to her man!
HAHAHA!
Found this site on Mystery Google.
BEST search ever.
anonymous (2009-12-07 17:08:01)
whos duncan
Sam (2009-12-07 16:32:19)
holy shit I pissed my self laughing so freakin hard. Damn these are great!!
anotherasshole (2009-12-06 10:24:55)
Legendary
Funny ass hell (2009-12-02 17:53:37)
Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE
brian c (2009-11-28 21:38:42)
huh?
What? (2009-11-27 16:49:37)
I don;t get it... Jim is the whore wife, right?
Gem (2009-11-27 01:06:53)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all"... HAHAHA
lol (2009-11-24 19:09:16)
Fake. What kinda fag wouldn't wanna hear in on the drama?
anonymous (2009-11-23 23:22:26)
i am 12 and what is this?
Hmm (2009-11-23 17:54:59)
To "A" Fuck you
Rash (2009-11-21 14:43:52)
OMG This site is awesome!!
i fucked her too (2009-11-20 19:11:24)
i fucked kira...she is a dirty little slut!
Kat (2009-11-20 10:27:17)
Classic.
Admirer (2009-11-15 05:09:03)
OMG. Stumbled upon this website tonight. It is the most funniest fucked up shit ever. I'm going to read all of these.
i am Gawd (2009-11-07 23:57:44)
oh god, this is so fucking funny..
A (2009-11-06 21:30:04)
I don't get why people are hyping this one, it was way too obvious and not even clever.
lol (2009-11-02 03:18:51)
LOL FUCK YA!! hahah
I <3 People (2009-10-29 11:34:07)
I love when people call someone out for being a 'dumb ass' on thread/forum/whatever. Especially when it is riddled with typos. Ironing boards, they're for everyone!
Jeff (2009-10-27 17:09:07)
Keep'em coming Mike. You rule!
Bigdaddy (2009-10-26 16:49:40)
Jumbojim is a fucking twat!!! What kind of post is that! This is funnt shit!
dsp (2009-10-26 05:29:44)
AWESOME!!!
SOUTHPARK808 (2009-10-23 16:35:44)
Well at least Jim was a deeply religious man. Jesus FUCKING crist man!
Dam (2009-10-20 18:38:30)
OMG this is the funniest thing ever, this is great!
Bamf26 (2009-10-20 17:59:45)
lmfao Jim's a champ :D
Darrell (2009-10-17 12:38:25)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me." JIM RULES!!!
jones001 (2009-10-11 01:50:18)
lmao omfg hilarious!!!! wow omg
lowtax (2009-10-05 22:41:57)
awesome
chococharu (2009-10-01 08:47:51)
This one is my favourite so far. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Great stuff.
Gundosjfm (2009-09-29 10:16:09)
Aloha! ycn
XDXDXD (2009-09-28 13:14:37)
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!
Lonny (2009-09-28 08:30:13)
He repies to/posts craigslist adds. Hilarious shit.
jumbojim (2009-09-27 01:34:42)
I don't really see the point of this. Were these unsolicited ads that mailed directly to you? Are they ads you saw on usenet? There are way funnier conversations on any number of blogs or news groups than these.
If these came directly to your mailbox
wjp (2009-09-27 01:12:33)
im literally in tears
badfrog (2009-09-25 20:32:21)
Fucking funny. I nearly shit myself.
david (2009-09-25 08:41:58)
the guy clearly is a real guy and knows what he should be able to do with his slut wife
lol (2009-09-21 10:12:12)
Funny as hell. Jim is a classy guy, he doesn't lower himself to the Andersons' level.
AJ (2009-09-13 23:12:57)
Laugh til I cry! holy crap fuckin hilarious
tommy tatton (2009-09-10 10:34:03)
boing
Mika (2009-09-07 01:51:24)
I love how polite the guy is throughout the whole conversation. That just made it better.
robbiesmirn (2009-09-01 13:52:32)
omfg...that was fucking hilarious!
lizzle (2009-09-01 11:09:35)
a k-nife is a k-nife.
al (2009-08-28 22:54:46)
Hilarious
anonymous (2009-08-28 09:00:29)
"a**" is way more offensive than "shit." I'm glad to finally see some censorship on this site
to me: (2009-08-28 08:55:02)
why the fuck do you write a** followed by shit? you're not cool.
noneya (2009-08-26 17:22:22)
this is definitely my favorite
me (2009-08-25 16:56:28)
some funny a** shit! cant wait to go home, get toked and read the rest. it'll be REALLY funny then lmfao
Tim (2009-08-24 16:52:57)
He clearly wrote all these posts himself
PokerSAV (2009-08-22 18:39:27)
well david, your a dumb ass, obviously you dont ever have sex.
or your gay and gay sex probably just sucks. literally.
David (2009-08-22 11:35:18)
Reading this is better than sex... I kneel to you sir!
anonymous (2009-08-21 04:54:31)
"Does the Wrangler come with a title? " hahaha lol.
Moo (2009-08-21 03:14:05)
There's another dirty rotten whore just below this comment named ssg. That is not even its nickname. It uses it to spread its sick racist and sexist ideas just to get its dirty bottom fucked. Again and again.
ssg (2009-08-20 07:26:23)
ahahah it's fuckin brilliant... ehaehaeh götünü sikiym orospu çocuğu ahahah. kürdü seven gay olsun...
Bored@Work (2009-08-19 17:07:08)
I've been reading the e-mails on this site for awhile now and although I thought they were all extremely funny, this one made me laugh SO hard at work!! I literally started crying
Norton (2009-08-18 12:51:49)
So you didn't get the jeep and you are stll stuck with your wife?
Lord Twatterly (2009-08-17 21:02:19)
Praise be to you sir.
Cifran (2009-08-17 11:39:19)
LOL I love this,, will there be a movie?
maniac (2009-08-17 10:45:31)
Jesus christ on a popsicle stick!!! These emails are a freaking goldmine hahahahahahahahahahah
Jim (2009-08-13 21:27:02)
Fuck you MIKE! And btw my wrangler is sold now. I traded it for a keg of rum!
KC (2009-08-12 21:36:05)
I just laughed out loud. Screaming laughing. Absolutely hilarious. I'm telling everyone I know about this one. Right up there with OPERATION: SOCCER ESCORT (but x-rated).
GG- (2009-08-07 20:02:41)
this has to be the funniest shit i've read in a while... great work man.
duncan yeah (2009-08-04 17:48:24)
Duncan, you are so right! Yeah!
TehDon (2009-08-04 16:33:35)
Rofl at this shit
Duncan Wannabe (2009-08-03 22:00:42)
This is funny because the ad-placer doesn't seem to realize that the "couple" is only one person, but the person is actually only fighting with himself and pretending to be a couple.
captain obvious (2009-08-01 21:58:47)
fucking awesome! thank you
ftydgh (2009-08-01 04:13:46)
Slothrop_fan is obviously the same person as Slothrop so he/she can feel like he/she has supporters, anyways back at space camp lololololololol this was so funny, you are my favorite troll ever, no one will ever take your blunder
Alvito (2009-07-31 04:32:45)
I'm willing to buy the whore for free and fuck her in the wrangler (for free again).
Mike (2009-07-30 20:41:58)
BTW.. I wouldn't have commented unless i liked your site. Hope it keeps growing for you
Mike (2009-07-30 20:40:45)
I don't see what you people are finding funny from this. I thought some of your other posts were very funny, but this one not so much. Mainly because it's all you, there's only one comment from the unknowing prankee.. kinda lame.
onebigt (2009-07-30 12:05:06)
what the fuck
The antijohn (2009-07-28 02:28:56)
Jhn get a grip!
and while you are at it go flush yourself
MadJeeper (2009-07-28 02:27:19)
Would you and your slutwife leave the Wrangler outta this? dammit!
YOOO (2009-07-26 04:57:06)
Duncan stfu
John (2009-07-23 17:15:27)
ha, these are so obviously fake.
anonymous (2009-07-23 17:00:37)
that other guy like ftw stop sending me emails XD jizzed my pants there
Response To Jim (2009-07-22 15:03:48)
The FAQ/Disclaimer clearly say he changes the names, dumb ass.
Carl Winslow (2009-07-20 13:09:03)
Derrida sucks. Fucking half-wit post-period clown.
hey josh (2009-07-19 15:37:00)
go suck your mothers cock, you fuckin ignorant liberal fuckwit!!!!
anonymous (2009-07-19 12:47:43)
absolutely hilarious.
Will Shakespeare (2009-07-19 01:42:38)
Josh, get a fucking clue man. You don't need to be a pretentious, pseudointellectual prick and dissect the humor here. Please feel free to suck a frozen pineapple whilst Slothrop jacks off all over it. Ta!
luvslave4tass (2009-07-19 01:25:46)
you two sound like a great couple and all lol
Not all black dudes (2009-07-17 23:21:36)
have 10 inch dicks
Josh (2009-07-17 06:12:47)
I knew I'd fuck up... the beginning there is a run-on sentence.
Josh (2009-07-17 06:10:43)
Umm, just to get into the fray, I'm an MA student at Rutgers University, and just finished a thesis on the relationship between Nie
WhySoSerious (2009-07-17 04:11:41)
I enjoy how Slothrop's only defender can't even speak english :]
Shaden (2009-07-16 23:02:33)
Roflmfao, this is the best one yet!
anonymous (2009-07-16 21:25:21)
BUTTSECKS
Jim (2009-07-16 20:01:29)
I was raped
ReplyingtoSlothrop (2009-07-16 18:43:08)
I'm a librarian. I've read more books than you knew existed! This is by far one of the funniest things that I've ever read. Go suck your advisor's cock! Nobody thinks your cool. Dustin, you rock!
Andy (2009-07-16 17:54:09)
Dustin's comment made me laugh harder than this post. Way to go!
Jim (2009-07-16 13:55:31)
I hate black people
Mike (2009-07-16 12:20:13)
Stop laughing at my misfortune!!!!
pine (2009-07-16 04:12:06)
PLOT TWIST
Jim (2009-07-15 15:49:26)
Why the fuck are my e-mails on here? Fucking assholes! I'm contacting the police!!!
dwalk (2009-07-15 08:25:39)
this made my day..... classic funny
anonymous (2009-07-14 14:12:15)
pure genius
andy (2009-07-14 12:11:34)
priceless
little donkey (2009-07-14 02:58:19)
heee huuu heee huu
pothead (2009-07-13 05:24:58)
ok, this was funny. here's the highlight, no doubt:
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.
Keep up the good work! =)
dag (2009-07-12 22:48:52)
fukkin classic!
yannina (2009-07-12 13:00:31)
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha =)))
Barrista Conquista (2009-07-11 22:44:08)
"Because Slothrop took his name from a Pynchon novel, we know he is (obviously) too erudite to laugh at such low brow bullshit. It demeans his aesthetic sensibilities. Slot
Kristin (2009-07-11 21:00:15)
Wow, truly, you aren't an amusing man. For lowbrow white trashy people, perhaps, but wowww! How trashy are you!
Satan (2009-07-11 17:25:17)
Jesus Fucking christ Man
Slothrop_fan (2009-07-11 07:23:03)
guy leave Slotrhop alone, i think slothrop is a pretty cool guy eh references literature and doesnt afraid of anything
Oedipa Maas (2009-07-10 23:03:47)
I love Pynchon but I think this stuff is fucking hilarious.
Dustin (2009-07-10 17:57:46)
Because Slothrop took his name from a Pynchon novel, we know he is (obviously) too erudite to laugh at such low brow bu
Joe Mamma (2009-07-10 11:40:56)
My favorite one so far, I love the cc:
james (2009-07-09 10:49:18)
Laughed to the point of tears. I love it.
dp (2009-07-09 05:56:39)
lol. that would be odd....
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:35:43)
Slothrop, question, what's it like to be not funny?
Pilot (2009-07-08 12:17:37)
Then go away to another sight Slothrop. zfuck's sake...
Slothrop (2009-07-08 09:51:47)
What's funny is that people actually think this is funny...
lolforlife (2009-07-07 16:59:58)
GENIUS
Adebarane (2009-07-07 08:40:24)
:))) excellent
MJ (2009-07-07 00:26:23)
lol brilliant
OMG (2009-07-07 00:19:57)
** I meant Jim :/
OMG (2009-07-07 00:19:16)
Pretty sure this is my favorite... fuck, can you imagine being mike??? rofl, poor mike!!!
whitey (2009-07-05 14:44:10)
thats some funny fucking shit mother fucker
skeltonator!!! (2009-07-05 02:19:03)
dude you are a genius!!! i love this site!!! please please get an rss!!
' (2009-07-04 16:01:36)
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Shana (2009-07-03 02:34:25)
YOu are the hearty laughter in my life. No, that's not sad. I'm just not a hearty laugher. You've done it. lol
Cotroneo (2009-07-02 23:40:10)
fuckin amazing XD
i mean like
genius
Mitch (2009-07-02 16:34:11)
I am spreading the word about this site. I've told several co-workers, they've told friends, and so on. I also post a link to this site every 2 or 3 days on my Facebook page...this is hilarious shit. Keep it up, please!!!
SARBIAN (2009-07-02 14:18:39)
so classic!! id fuck that whore, in or out of a jeep wrangler...as long as she didnt cut off my dick because its not a large, purple headed warrior like shes used to
holyfuck (2009-07-02 06:03:16)
this is the nest by far of all...including the crazy couple and the innocent bistander...shear genius dude...i salute you..you crazy awesome bastard
phil (2009-06-30 23:33:16)
hahahahahahaha this is great!
anne-on-a-moose (2009-06-27 12:25:17)
LMAO!!! Jeenyuss with thuh CC!
DC (2009-06-27 00:53:16)
bravo
Shlomo (2009-06-26 16:29:00)
I am banned from reading your website because my husband said that my laughing hysterically caused him to drive off Rainbow Road. Sucka!!!!
Mickey Abbcott (2009-06-26 04:50:55)
So fuckin' funny!
jd salens (2009-06-25 21:44:52)
i haven't truly laughed like this since i was 12. great job! why isn't this site famous, yet?
Scott (2009-06-25 15:52:16)
"Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE "
LMMFAO!
omg (2009-06-25 15:44:29)
this is golden. "Jim don't sell it to her" :)))
DG (2009-06-25 14:57:10)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...classic!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!
Siress (2009-06-25 14:10:28)
ROFL! My favorite on the site.
erica (2009-06-25 02:39:33)
i was hoping to have sex with my husband but instead we are laughing so hard we are crying! thank you!
Ryan (2009-06-24 14:47:26)
I started to cry laughing when I read this.
HAH (2009-06-24 09:22:28)
HAHA
Monikka (2009-06-22 07:26:43)
OMG This just might be the funniest thing I've ever read. wow.
cabeera (2009-06-21 15:50:20)
"Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE "
hahahhahahaha sooo gooooood
anonymous (2009-06-21 10:17:02)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails?" - just priceless
dumd ass u funny (2009-06-21 01:12:59)
more more more i am sending u a doctors bill i bust my spleen laughing at you shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u funny
ark (2009-06-20 18:06:53)
wuhahaha, this is great
A Fan... (2009-06-20 14:44:26)
Yup...I just found my new home page!
I think I hear Craigslist calling :D
anonymous (2009-06-20 11:28:53)
you are a GOD hahahahaahaha
Devil King (2009-06-20 07:00:15)
Damn fantastic....
anonymous (2009-06-20 04:35:18)
anonymous (2009-06-19 23:05:28)
Hahahahaha! I am dying laughing here! This is better than The Hangover, and that was ridiculously funny.
anonymous (2009-06-19 21:22:56)
steve (2009-06-19 21:18:33)
awww they don't like "the sexist one to megan" on a fucking absurdist comedic website. get the fuck off the internet.
rivh (2009-06-19 18:53:24)
this had me laughing so hard I was crying
Big T (2009-06-19 17:51:32)
Very funny! Mike, can I have your wife's number?
Your mom (2009-06-19 17:37:39)
not only is this a fucking riot, but that craigslist add is hysterical 2!!! high 5!
anonymous (2009-06-19 13:56:43)
You will be the next big thing on the internet. Keep up the good work.
P (2009-06-19 11:43:45)
this was too good, fucking hilarious.
Leticia (2009-06-18 20:51:29)
Mike, please respond to this:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bar/1228576848.html
Funky Dood (2009-06-18 19:32:39)
This is beyond hilarious!! You almost killed my dear friend as she choked on her drink while laughing and reading this.
TK (2009-06-18 18:06:20)
Amazing.
af (2009-06-18 15:56:27)
FUCKING EPIC DUDE.
Dylan (2009-06-17 19:06:26)
wow this one was my favorite!
PIMPLEFACE (2009-06-17 17:06:27)
HAHA HALARIOUS YO!
anonymous (2009-06-16 21:00:54)
Brilliant.
Parliament (2009-06-15 11:39:21)
HAHAHAHAHAH YO THOSE ARE HILARIOUSS!! lol
From: *******, ***
Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 11:13 AM
To: *******, *********
Subject: Holly Piss....
http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php
anonymous (2009-06-15 11:39:21)
anonymous (2009-06-15 10:34:04)
AHAHAHAH this was amazing
Djs (2009-06-14 00:45:58)
hehe... that was funny haha///
duval (2009-06-13 15:01:36)
whaahaaa owneed!!
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:17:50)
i didn't like the sexist one to megan, but this one is hillarious
Riley (2009-06-12 20:04:56)
Fucking brilliant.
angryhuman (2009-06-12 15:43:41)
Wow... That was hilarious!
CJayC (2009-06-12 11:19:29)
XD
kali (2009-06-12 11:13:15)
lmfao
rhch399 (2009-06-12 01:34:34)
hahah this is fucking ridiculous dude
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