Cemented Couch
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:33
Original ad:
FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!
From Mike Anderson to **********@*******.org
Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.
From ************@gmail.com to Me
if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough shit if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!
From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com
One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?
From ************@gmail.com to Me
fuck you buddy! tough shit. drive a different way
From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com
I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of shit out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.
From ************@gmail.com to Me
COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING
anonymous (2010-09-01 02:34:23)
"COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING"
"If I see you there, I'll cement you too."
Rose (2010-08-30 11:37:12)
It's pretty sad that the other person can't even type in full sentences. xD
Drevik MacMillan (2010-08-18 00:39:38)
I'm Scottish and I find this hilarious xD
Vlad (2010-07-28 03:56:10)
I'm in tears from this, ROTFL
Lol (2010-07-27 09:22:18)
fuck u BUDDY?"wow so much for being a kind faggot"
Andrew D (2010-07-18 21:04:50)
Awww wtf man! Im scottish and we're the best!
Scottish Man (2010-06-30 18:00:30)
I find that quite insulting. Scotland was a braw place back then! When I was a bairn we'd jump for joy at the chance of a free suite. I hope you will correct your error.
Yours Faithfully,
James McDonald
anonymous (2010-06-18 03:45:24)
HAHA! I can imagine that someone who is serious about the couch is going to come by to pick it up and unsuspectingly get his ass kicked!!
William (2010-06-14 20:40:00)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." hahahahahah, I'm freakin dieing laughing!
CC (2010-06-13 08:13:15)
"Cement it"!!! Damn funny...
pooky (2010-06-06 09:34:36)
sensitive
Kevin (2010-06-03 19:15:17)
holy fuck this is funny. this one made me laugh the most. made me cry
dee (2010-05-31 01:34:44)
COME & TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL BE WAITING -- hahaha i can just imagine him waiting out there all day for you to come by with a cement truck
Doe not Joe that. (2010-05-05 12:02:38)
I think his name is John Doe, yes he seems he is the one always witness in courts anonymously against innocent convicts . what an asshole.
Rajiv (2010-05-01 14:55:52)
I almost puked while laughing...
Chris (2010-04-30 22:40:27)
FAQ says his name is Mastafi lol
Yo (2010-04-25 01:50:40)
I totally agree with you on that fact that most (if not all) plaid couches are ugly
jessica (2010-04-19 20:59:30)
why is everyone calling him mike? his real name is john lol
but i admit, this was fucking great
Jonno (2010-03-29 17:29:52)
I really, really hope that dude actually waited outside on the couch all night.
jew (2010-03-22 01:42:37)
I'm jewish
jp (2010-02-19 15:40:17)
omg omg.. i cried from lolling.
loves it (2010-02-19 14:53:59)
how the FUCK do you come up with this stuff? this material is truly amazing. OMG I LOOOOVE IT!!! More please!!!
loves it (2010-02-19 14:51:43)
HAHAHAHA! I'm crying from laughing so hard. "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." HOLY SHIT HAHAHA.
gay sex (2010-02-16 05:20:24)
I am pretty sure that the guy with the couch was bluffing.
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 22:38:17)
if it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.<------made me spit my mexican jello all over the place
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