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Barter My Whore Wife
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:36
This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson


Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

FUCK YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
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Comments:
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Bumassoldlady (2016-10-25 21:12:36)
Ha ha this is hilarious! This is cracking me up! This was such a great laugh
jibjabst (2015-09-17 07:39:12)
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Alex (2014-03-01 11:57:56)
The thing that makes me skeptical of this is that he asked them to stop emailing him. If it had been me I would have prayed for this to never end.
Mike (2013-11-21 03:40:10)
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
Mike (2013-11-02 01:51:45)
Sorry guys but im a gay faggot
Mike (2013-10-31 23:53:23)
Sorry i havent been uploading so much, Ill have one up tomorrow hopefully
Davood (2013-10-17 09:48:30)
Crazy mutherfucking Jim.
squirrel (2013-06-05 14:56:38)
i love how composed jim is
kantoyar4 (2013-04-20 21:55:27)
Haha, Jim was the best
Nunya (2013-03-27 11:01:18)
Instead of the whole truck could I just give you a lugnut or something for a piece?
lookingforfreepenis (2013-03-14 02:57:40)
@samir20116@hotmail.co.uk, thank you very much for the offer. I am very much interested, as pictures of penises are the hidden gem of the internet that no one has hitherto been able to find...
Slothrop (2013-01-06 03:26:49)
Okay, maybe it's a little funny.
b.i.t.c.h (2012-12-22 22:39:49)
'Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE' fucking pissed myself laughing
Andrew (2012-11-24 18:16:45)
"You two sound like a great couple and all" =)) lol
@someperson (2012-11-13 20:00:29)
It's become stylish on the Internet to insult Americans in recent years. It covers up all the foreigners' insecurities and inferiority complexes.
someperson (2012-10-29 23:06:27)
What's wrong with Americans? I thought the British were the problem.
Ryo (2012-10-23 11:52:15)
I don't understand all the comments about fucking Americans... But I love this website lol
@samir (2012-10-19 21:47:15)
Gtfo faggot you have no dick
wow (2012-10-12 23:01:43)
Fucking americans !
subash (2012-09-27 15:04:59)
god sent you to make us laugh
me (2012-09-23 11:44:56)
I just died^^
samir20116@hotmail.co.uk (2012-09-19 02:00:23)
email me if u want dirty pics and videos of my penis for free
Ad noticer (2012-09-16 01:52:08)
I noticed that almost all of the ads on this site are related to the page title. This page doesn't have an ad.
The Dovahkiin (2012-09-02 21:33:39)
That Jim guy saying "You guys sound like a great couple and all" was the funniest thing someone that hasn't been Mike has written.
Mike Anderson (2012-08-31 10:23:42)
Hahahahahahahahah
Sean (2012-07-09 02:11:42)
" it's kinda hard to stab me with ten inches of black dick in your mouth". LMAO
Asmaee (2012-06-16 12:50:45)
Bwahaha I fucking love this! God you are amazing! :D
Iron Man (2012-05-27 11:15:19)
ha ha ha LMFAO!!!!(Jim: stop including me in this email) mike your are the best absloute.
Emey (2012-05-20 20:51:43)
I don't have a soul
Michael (2012-05-16 17:13:02)
The funniest web page I've come across in years! Thank you Mike!
vgvgv (2012-05-09 17:17:33)
l m a o
Lollerman (2012-04-29 20:49:13)
I like how you played two kinds of persons in this prank, funny as hell with the back and forth arguments haha! Well played
Harvey Harhar (2012-04-07 11:40:53)
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but...
oh shit (2012-04-03 22:48:29)
this is the fucking shit.
Kenneth (2012-03-15 00:26:33)
@Evvan Mike is at work, and Kira is...well...with Steve.
El Moncho (2012-02-16 18:56:10)
Awesome
theLEGENDofCOREY (2012-01-08 23:14:42)
MIKE IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
chosen OCELOT (2012-01-08 23:08:01)
wow!!! great.
Jimbob (2011-11-14 04:12:52)
ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Öffnen (2011-11-13 21:32:08)
You to sound like a great couple haha
jules (2011-11-11 15:04:27)
thats not even funny.
lmao (2011-10-30 03:56:29)
U rock....i love it, more more more!!!!!
ramon (2011-10-13 02:48:08)
cool
Cuntflaps (2011-10-10 04:37:28)
Haha the guy was pretty calm .
Too calm. (2011-10-09 02:53:11)
Way too calm. I love this guy, but not right now.
Vinny (2011-09-19 04:15:01)
dont sell it too her jim D;!!!!!
dick jonhson (2011-09-02 12:59:51)
i got a smelly package fer ya
Evvan (2011-09-01 20:08:13)
I wonder if Jim ever wondered why Mike and Kira only communicate through email.
Jim-Jam (2011-07-28 22:23:58)
You know, Jim handled that about as well as anyone could. Keeping the name strong. However, if it were this Jim, I'd have played along. Hell, this Jim would've started a bidding war for the wife just to stir the dysfunctional pot.
Alex (2011-07-23 18:11:56)
Fricken amazing =D
XP (2011-07-22 09:45:06)
why wouldnt he just add their email to his spam list?
DaveyB (2011-07-12 02:06:17)
10 inches on black dick in your mouth hahaha
anonymous (2011-07-09 10:57:33)
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick. Oh my God that was genius xD
sno (2011-06-19 00:06:48)
so does it come with a title?
Joe (2011-06-13 19:58:38)
You make my life :DD hahahahahah I seriously laugh so hard at all of these. Will you please fucking marry me now?
anonymous (2011-06-11 14:57:22)
**********@***********.org is actually a pretty cool guy.
Heather (2011-06-07 01:29:28)
LMFAO...
Roar (2011-05-31 13:32:23)
LOL!!!! OMG DUDE YOU ARE THE GREATEST MAN!!!
Sara (2011-05-31 03:47:07)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cunt nugget (2011-05-19 22:15:48)
i like the part where they r saying fuck. its my favorite!
Lawlrus (2011-04-23 12:38:43)
Um, i find it strange that they're emailing it to him... If it was a three-person chat that wulda been nice
Lawlrus (2011-04-23 12:38:42)
Um, i find it strange that they're emailing it to him... If it was a three-person chat that wulda been nice
LMAO!! (2011-04-11 23:41:29)
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
lovesdplovesme (2011-04-02 22:15:36)
I just laughed so hard I pissed and shit myslef!! thanks for that!
Lord (2011-04-01 22:15:18)
@Duke Nukem I have a BOSS OF STEEL
Funny (2011-03-31 18:12:33)
Man!! Im laughing so hard every time I read them... I wish I can buy the book, they dont get to LA
anonymous (2011-03-29 19:02:51)
haha i love how in the beginning he's all like "hey, you sound like a great couple and all..."
Duke Nukem (2011-03-28 17:03:05)
ballz ballz ballz ballz ballz ballz ballz (and repeat until you start to say boss)
nikkanator (2011-03-27 16:00:21)
Epic! Loved it!
Lord of Hazard (2011-03-23 16:16:33)
Carbon Copy for the Win
Brookie (2011-03-21 01:08:10)
I love the last part ^_^
serialpost (2011-02-19 11:13:13)
thnks for this testing :)
anonymous (2011-02-16 05:14:25)
wooowee! that guy retained all proper punctuation even until the end
Kimjose (2011-02-12 02:17:43)
This one is priceless!! Haha
Serial Mckinley (2011-02-11 11:09:10)
Looks like, your trackback doesn't work. Can I ping your site?
me (2011-02-10 19:41:07)
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, ahahahahahaha aahashshddhgd
anonymous (2011-01-25 18:16:04)
this one is definitely the funniest no match maan !!
anonymous (2011-01-23 12:17:47)
I'll take that offer, thank you very much.
anonymous (2011-01-17 18:17:07)
this one might take the title for the funniest one..i'd take the mechanic and the haggler one as the top picks as well
George (2011-01-17 06:01:37)
My ex- girl friend isn't even worth $200
anonymous (2011-01-15 09:03:45)
my ex wife is not worthy of a 94 wrangler at all
Pricelessshit (2010-12-31 14:15:25)
Jim dont sell it to her! ROFL
JGrrrllll (2010-12-16 00:49:12)
I absolutely love this site!!! I just happened upon it recently and have been reading it for hours daily!!! I'm going to def by the book...keep them coming Mike!!
Carly (2010-12-07 06:04:26)
This site is fucking genius, made my night. Keep up the good work.
satan (2010-11-26 06:45:36)
already donated to the site, omg, what a hoot!!
KG (2010-11-13 14:52:57)
The guy's book is hilarious! I was the only one laughing out loud reading it at the bookstore.
Tdawg (2010-11-01 02:59:45)
"You two sound like a great couple and all" LMFAO
CASSIDY (2010-10-22 14:52:12)
this is fucking hilarious!! more like this please!!
LMBAO (2010-09-27 12:30:43)
Pending the results of an STD test, that one trade im willing to make
theammostore (2010-09-16 14:07:51)
holy crap that was awesome. you diserve all the internets
anonymous (2010-09-09 10:08:39)
[part2] guess which one of you's been wasting their life. hint: you! thanks for wasting more of your useless time to read my comment :)
aequitas (2010-09-09 10:07:12)
Epic! You are a genius :) thank you for making us lol. @everybody who complains: you sat, read through it, didn't like it and posted comments. Meanwhile the guy is doing so "bad", praising comments aside, he's putting out a book! Guess
funny101 (2010-08-13 12:00:46)
that shit was hilarious
nonanonymous (2010-08-11 13:08:16)
ten inches of black cock = pricless
wat (2010-08-08 02:37:54)
not funny anyone could do that
tp (2010-07-29 01:19:46)
LMAO!!! the 3-way e-mail thing was pretty clever. rock on.
cococoococooco (2010-07-28 01:26:09)
lalalallala i learned how to skip today im so excited about my next activity
kayla (2010-07-28 01:23:55)
i dont know why where writing condoms i mean comments tell me why when you get it
fuckedneighbor (2010-07-23 03:17:17)
@anonymous wtf...that was supposed to be our secret
anonymous (2010-07-16 22:07:24)
OMG my name is Kira Anderson, and I fuck my neighbors. What a coincidence!
57 (2010-07-16 13:10:08)
Last line is pure gold
mzspeed21 (2010-07-15 10:08:34)
hahahah that is fucking awesome thanks
Sweetness (2010-07-13 17:10:19)
Thank you so much!! I have posted some of these on Facebook they are hilarious!!
to pansy-ass bitches (2010-07-05 17:22:35)
(Part II:) No one is forcing you to stay, and you're obviously being way to serious about the whole thing. If you pulled your head out of your ass, you would think this shit is funny. Props to Mike.
to pansy-ass bitches (2010-07-05 17:18:38)
for all the people who are flipping out saying these aren't funny or they're stupid or whatever, GET OFF THE FUCKING SITE.
sheba (2010-07-02 14:22:32)
OMG, I love you. Thanks for the laughs! You are a genius.
Philcat (2010-06-30 17:12:47)
Thanks' a Lot, I sure as hell wasn't going to die laughing alone, so I passed this site on to ten others and ruined their lives as well. Cheers...
OE (2010-06-19 18:55:07)
this is my favorite in the whole web site!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!
nutcase (2010-06-14 18:29:17)
if she can suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose,ill trade my WOODY for her.
Aaron (2010-06-08 06:38:24)
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL??
james (2010-06-06 09:32:36)
why you tricky tricky me for?
Richard Head (2010-05-24 10:23:44)
I don't get it. Swap a dirty whore for a JEEP WRANGLER ? Are you nuts ?? I would not even CONSIDER this proposition for less than an Aston Martin DB7.
Dillon (2010-05-08 04:20:12)
"Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick. " I woke up my whole family laughing.
Isit dead (2010-05-04 00:31:38)
Did she die?
M (2010-05-02 10:46:45)
"TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT" LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO BUYING THE BOOK!
person (2010-04-28 18:44:03)
this is hilarious!
jessica (2010-04-19 21:03:26)
HIS NAME IS REALLY JOHN GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE! lol but I loved this XD
Eliza (2010-04-10 07:25:44)
Jim is awesome.
Peter (2010-03-30 00:23:57)
Heyo this is turd. j/k j/k
anon (2010-03-28 12:39:23)
@Chris: you are a faggot
Chris (2010-03-26 16:29:38)
If you're thinking of posting a “This is fake” comment, please first ask your carer to read this and explain to you the point of this website. Thanks.
anonymous (2010-03-23 10:06:06)
did she stab him with a knife yet
me (2010-03-22 22:21:59)
Good one! I couldn´t stop laughing!!!
HotWife (2010-03-22 08:36:20)
I would've lmfao but that's kinda hard to do with "10 inches of black dick in my mouth." Clever stuff. Trolling as a highly developed performing art. Keep 'em coming.
jew luvr (2010-03-22 01:13:43)
@jew i love jewish men...
jew (2010-03-21 12:13:02)
I'm jewish
anon (2010-03-20 01:22:13)
you faggots need to stop hating of course its fake. now, if you say that the man he's doing this to is fake then you are retarded. people go a long way to generate lulz and the internet IS NOT serious business. it is simply a lolcow waiting to be milk
jazz (2010-03-19 13:07:22)
Fake or not, it was still funny. the idea of some hot mess couple including someone in on their fight. I got a kick out of it.
The-Great-One (2010-03-18 15:17:48)
This is hilarious!
Obviously (2010-03-18 11:24:59)
fake and gay. The obvious fakeness ruins the funny.
Jim (2010-03-17 13:43:46)
Ill crack you in your lame ass! Oh Yeah!!!
lame (2010-03-17 08:14:45)
You must crack yourself up I guess.
ThUmPeR (2010-03-15 21:08:13)
HAHAHAHAA!!!! Yea, that`s Friggen Sweet!!!
vroom vroom! (2010-03-15 09:02:54)
omg. LOL
deed (2010-03-12 23:31:40)
@DC Jokes on you, you're the one wasting your time here.
anonymous (2010-03-09 23:50:31)
I love Jim. His responses are priceless.
Bloedhoest (2010-03-07 16:30:37)
Mike is right: Kira actually IS a slut. Not worth the Wrangler though..
saicotic (2010-03-02 04:19:55)
LOL imagine if they resold it! Note: You may hear some thumpng noises in the trunk, don't worry about that, they'll stop after a couple of weeks.
DC (2010-03-01 21:33:42)
this is the dumbest website ever
WELL THIS IS NEW (2010-02-24 22:29:19)
=]
nick (2010-02-24 19:54:40)
ROFL!!! this is an epic site
chumbawumba (2010-02-23 18:53:56)
ahah
Anonymous (2010-02-23 18:34:23)
Fakee
anonymous (2010-02-22 02:09:08)
Top end gear this super.
PeterHater (2010-02-19 19:48:36)
Love....
PeterHater (2010-02-19 19:47:50)
Peter you seriously post on every fucking email he does and talk about how much crap they are. Can i ask you why you are still reading every one? If you think it's fuckin boring then get off this site. We definitely don't need you. Everybody much
anonymous (2010-02-18 23:50:27)
I'm with onna, these are massively shit.
raisa (2010-02-16 04:44:17)
that was entertaining
Jimmy (2010-02-14 08:23:49)
Pure GENIUS!
onna (2010-02-14 01:19:58)
These just aren't that funny. Good for a smirk every so often but just not that great.
juckmann (2010-02-13 12:01:52)
shizzy?
Admin (2010-02-13 10:10:52)
derp
peter (2010-02-13 05:38:11)
this is just SO boring
Hugh (2010-02-13 05:19:08)
I'm laughing out loud. Hilarious, in a dark and strangely appealing way.
reeed (2010-02-12 23:27:09)
stupid
bdog. (2010-02-12 17:29:33)
and if you try to say how it's f.a.k.e. it sends you to meatspin.
bdog. (2010-02-12 17:29:02)
not funny. at all. D-
bdog. (2010-02-12 17:28:00)
ergtaer
Kim (2010-02-12 00:13:56)
LMAO...seriously. I can't stop laughing.
shutyourpiehole (2010-02-11 10:21:25)
Pure gold
Neo (2010-02-09 15:36:22)
So so funny lol.
awesome (2010-02-06 15:45:00)
thats hilarious man!
Onion (2010-01-30 02:07:55)
I am seriously crying from laughing so hard1!! Dude, add a Stumbleuponit link! You are HILARIOUS!
daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:10:22)
LAWL! Plus, this is great: "ef U luzer (2010-01-03 22:07:13) U suck, I stayed up late reading this shit, now my g/f thinks I've been spankin' to porn again. asshole" Whipped
Mynameismike2 (2010-01-11 01:03:39)
Dude ..... Mike I'll barter your whore wife .....
Not funny (2010-01-09 22:52:45)
Read like 5 of these, not very funny.
anonymous (2010-01-09 11:29:38)
what is this i don't even
jome ahmah (2010-01-07 16:36:04)
whats up yall #5 crankin' my piece over hee
ef U luzer (2010-01-03 22:07:13)
U suck, I stayed up late reading this shit, now my g/f thinks I've been spankin' to porn again. asshole
Wow (2009-12-27 21:56:27)
Herp derp this is so funny!!1 Hey guys I got one Sam: Hi I saw your ad for a car, how much for it?Mike: I'll give it to you for my whore wife lol Megan: omg u asshole Mike: Shut up bitch lol Am I funny now too guise Seriously are you all 14
RidgeCity (2009-12-10 19:30:05)
Haha. I found this site on Mystery Google too! Thankyou whoever put it on there!
lia (2009-12-08 00:07:10)
Jim don't sell it to her man! HAHAHA! Found this site on Mystery Google. BEST search ever.
anonymous (2009-12-07 17:08:01)
whos duncan
Sam (2009-12-07 16:32:19)
holy shit I pissed my self laughing so freakin hard. Damn these are great!!
anotherasshole (2009-12-06 10:24:55)
Legendary
Funny ass hell (2009-12-02 17:53:37)
Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE
brian c (2009-11-28 21:38:42)
huh?
What? (2009-11-27 16:49:37)
I don;t get it... Jim is the whore wife, right?
Gem (2009-11-27 01:06:53)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all"... HAHAHA
lol (2009-11-24 19:09:16)
Fake. What kinda fag wouldn't wanna hear in on the drama?
anonymous (2009-11-23 23:22:26)
i am 12 and what is this?
Hmm (2009-11-23 17:54:59)
To "A" Fuck you
Rash (2009-11-21 14:43:52)
OMG This site is awesome!!
i fucked her too (2009-11-20 19:11:24)
i fucked kira...she is a dirty little slut!
Kat (2009-11-20 10:27:17)
Classic.
Admirer (2009-11-15 05:09:03)
OMG. Stumbled upon this website tonight. It is the most funniest fucked up shit ever. I'm going to read all of these.
i am Gawd (2009-11-07 23:57:44)
oh god, this is so fucking funny..
A (2009-11-06 21:30:04)
I don't get why people are hyping this one, it was way too obvious and not even clever.
lol (2009-11-02 03:18:51)
LOL FUCK YA!! hahah
I <3 People (2009-10-29 11:34:07)
I love when people call someone out for being a 'dumb ass' on thread/forum/whatever. Especially when it is riddled with typos. Ironing boards, they're for everyone!
Jeff (2009-10-27 17:09:07)
Keep'em coming Mike. You rule!
Bigdaddy (2009-10-26 16:49:40)
Jumbojim is a fucking twat!!! What kind of post is that! This is funnt shit!
dsp (2009-10-26 05:29:44)
AWESOME!!!
SOUTHPARK808 (2009-10-23 16:35:44)
Well at least Jim was a deeply religious man. Jesus FUCKING crist man!
Dam (2009-10-20 18:38:30)
OMG this is the funniest thing ever, this is great!
Bamf26 (2009-10-20 17:59:45)
lmfao Jim's a champ :D
Darrell (2009-10-17 12:38:25)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me." JIM RULES!!!
jones001 (2009-10-11 01:50:18)
lmao omfg hilarious!!!! wow omg
lowtax (2009-10-05 22:41:57)
awesome
chococharu (2009-10-01 08:47:51)
This one is my favourite so far. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Great stuff.
Gundosjfm (2009-09-29 10:16:09)
Aloha! ycn
XDXDXD (2009-09-28 13:14:37)
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!
Lonny (2009-09-28 08:30:13)
He repies to/posts craigslist adds. Hilarious shit.
jumbojim (2009-09-27 01:34:42)
I don't really see the point of this. Were these unsolicited ads that mailed directly to you? Are they ads you saw on usenet? There are way funnier conversations on any number of blogs or news groups than these. If these came directly to your mailbox
wjp (2009-09-27 01:12:33)
im literally in tears
badfrog (2009-09-25 20:32:21)
Fucking funny. I nearly shit myself.
david (2009-09-25 08:41:58)
the guy clearly is a real guy and knows what he should be able to do with his slut wife
lol (2009-09-21 10:12:12)
Funny as hell. Jim is a classy guy, he doesn't lower himself to the Andersons' level.
AJ (2009-09-13 23:12:57)
Laugh til I cry! holy crap fuckin hilarious
tommy tatton (2009-09-10 10:34:03)
boing
Mika (2009-09-07 01:51:24)
I love how polite the guy is throughout the whole conversation. That just made it better.
robbiesmirn (2009-09-01 13:52:32)
omfg...that was fucking hilarious!
lizzle (2009-09-01 11:09:35)
a k-nife is a k-nife.
al (2009-08-28 22:54:46)
Hilarious
anonymous (2009-08-28 09:00:29)
"a**" is way more offensive than "shit." I'm glad to finally see some censorship on this site
to me: (2009-08-28 08:55:02)
why the fuck do you write a** followed by shit? you're not cool.
noneya (2009-08-26 17:22:22)
this is definitely my favorite
me (2009-08-25 16:56:28)
some funny a** shit! cant wait to go home, get toked and read the rest. it'll be REALLY funny then lmfao
Tim (2009-08-24 16:52:57)
He clearly wrote all these posts himself
PokerSAV (2009-08-22 18:39:27)
well david, your a dumb ass, obviously you dont ever have sex. or your gay and gay sex probably just sucks. literally.
David (2009-08-22 11:35:18)
Reading this is better than sex... I kneel to you sir!
anonymous (2009-08-21 04:54:31)
"Does the Wrangler come with a title? " hahaha lol.
Moo (2009-08-21 03:14:05)
There's another dirty rotten whore just below this comment named ssg. That is not even its nickname. It uses it to spread its sick racist and sexist ideas just to get its dirty bottom fucked. Again and again.
ssg (2009-08-20 07:26:23)
ahahah it's fuckin brilliant... ehaehaeh götünü sikiym orospu çocuðu ahahah. kürdü seven gay olsun...
Bored@Work (2009-08-19 17:07:08)
I've been reading the e-mails on this site for awhile now and although I thought they were all extremely funny, this one made me laugh SO hard at work!! I literally started crying
Norton (2009-08-18 12:51:49)
So you didn't get the jeep and you are stll stuck with your wife?
Lord Twatterly (2009-08-17 21:02:19)
Praise be to you sir.
Cifran (2009-08-17 11:39:19)
LOL I love this,, will there be a movie?
maniac (2009-08-17 10:45:31)
Jesus christ on a popsicle stick!!! These emails are a freaking goldmine hahahahahahahahahahah
Jim (2009-08-13 21:27:02)
Fuck you MIKE! And btw my wrangler is sold now. I traded it for a keg of rum!
KC (2009-08-12 21:36:05)
I just laughed out loud. Screaming laughing. Absolutely hilarious. I'm telling everyone I know about this one. Right up there with OPERATION: SOCCER ESCORT (but x-rated).
GG- (2009-08-07 20:02:41)
this has to be the funniest shit i've read in a while... great work man.
duncan yeah (2009-08-04 17:48:24)
Duncan, you are so right! Yeah!
TehDon (2009-08-04 16:33:35)
Rofl at this shit
Duncan Wannabe (2009-08-03 22:00:42)
This is funny because the ad-placer doesn't seem to realize that the "couple" is only one person, but the person is actually only fighting with himself and pretending to be a couple.
captain obvious (2009-08-01 21:58:47)
fucking awesome! thank you
ftydgh (2009-08-01 04:13:46)
Slothrop_fan is obviously the same person as Slothrop so he/she can feel like he/she has supporters, anyways back at space camp lololololololol this was so funny, you are my favorite troll ever, no one will ever take your blunder
Alvito (2009-07-31 04:32:45)
I'm willing to buy the whore for free and fuck her in the wrangler (for free again).
Mike (2009-07-30 20:41:58)
BTW.. I wouldn't have commented unless i liked your site. Hope it keeps growing for you
Mike (2009-07-30 20:40:45)
I don't see what you people are finding funny from this. I thought some of your other posts were very funny, but this one not so much. Mainly because it's all you, there's only one comment from the unknowing prankee.. kinda lame.
onebigt (2009-07-30 12:05:06)
what the fuck
The antijohn (2009-07-28 02:28:56)
Jhn get a grip! and while you are at it go flush yourself
MadJeeper (2009-07-28 02:27:19)
Would you and your slutwife leave the Wrangler outta this? dammit!
YOOO (2009-07-26 04:57:06)
Duncan stfu
John (2009-07-23 17:15:27)
ha, these are so obviously fake.
anonymous (2009-07-23 17:00:37)
that other guy like ftw stop sending me emails XD jizzed my pants there
Response To Jim (2009-07-22 15:03:48)
The FAQ/Disclaimer clearly say he changes the names, dumb ass.
Carl Winslow (2009-07-20 13:09:03)
Derrida sucks. Fucking half-wit post-period clown.
hey josh (2009-07-19 15:37:00)
go suck your mothers cock, you fuckin ignorant liberal fuckwit!!!!
anonymous (2009-07-19 12:47:43)
absolutely hilarious.
Will Shakespeare (2009-07-19 01:42:38)
Josh, get a fucking clue man. You don't need to be a pretentious, pseudointellectual prick and dissect the humor here. Please feel free to suck a frozen pineapple whilst Slothrop jacks off all over it. Ta!
luvslave4tass (2009-07-19 01:25:46)
you two sound like a great couple and all lol
Not all black dudes (2009-07-17 23:21:36)
have 10 inch dicks
Josh (2009-07-17 06:12:47)
I knew I'd fuck up... the beginning there is a run-on sentence.
Josh (2009-07-17 06:10:43)
Umm, just to get into the fray, I'm an MA student at Rutgers University, and just finished a thesis on the relationship between Nie
WhySoSerious (2009-07-17 04:11:41)
I enjoy how Slothrop's only defender can't even speak english :]
Shaden (2009-07-16 23:02:33)
Roflmfao, this is the best one yet!
anonymous (2009-07-16 21:25:21)
BUTTSECKS
Jim (2009-07-16 20:01:29)
I was raped
ReplyingtoSlothrop (2009-07-16 18:43:08)
I'm a librarian. I've read more books than you knew existed! This is by far one of the funniest things that I've ever read. Go suck your advisor's cock! Nobody thinks your cool. Dustin, you rock!
Andy (2009-07-16 17:54:09)
Dustin's comment made me laugh harder than this post. Way to go!
Jim (2009-07-16 13:55:31)
I hate black people
Mike (2009-07-16 12:20:13)
Stop laughing at my misfortune!!!!
pine (2009-07-16 04:12:06)
PLOT TWIST
Jim (2009-07-15 15:49:26)
Why the fuck are my e-mails on here? Fucking assholes! I'm contacting the police!!!
dwalk (2009-07-15 08:25:39)
this made my day..... classic funny
anonymous (2009-07-14 14:12:15)
pure genius
andy (2009-07-14 12:11:34)
priceless
little donkey (2009-07-14 02:58:19)
heee huuu heee huu
pothead (2009-07-13 05:24:58)
ok, this was funny. here's the highlight, no doubt: Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me. Keep up the good work! =)
dag (2009-07-12 22:48:52)
fukkin classic!
yannina (2009-07-12 13:00:31)
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha =)))
Barrista Conquista (2009-07-11 22:44:08)
"Because Slothrop took his name from a Pynchon novel, we know he is (obviously) too erudite to laugh at such low brow bullshit. It demeans his aesthetic sensibilities. Slot
Kristin (2009-07-11 21:00:15)
Wow, truly, you aren't an amusing man. For lowbrow white trashy people, perhaps, but wowww! How trashy are you!
Satan (2009-07-11 17:25:17)
Jesus Fucking christ Man
Slothrop_fan (2009-07-11 07:23:03)
guy leave Slotrhop alone, i think slothrop is a pretty cool guy eh references literature and doesnt afraid of anything
Oedipa Maas (2009-07-10 23:03:47)
I love Pynchon but I think this stuff is fucking hilarious.
Dustin (2009-07-10 17:57:46)
Because Slothrop took his name from a Pynchon novel, we know he is (obviously) too erudite to laugh at such low brow bu
Joe Mamma (2009-07-10 11:40:56)
My favorite one so far, I love the cc:
james (2009-07-09 10:49:18)
Laughed to the point of tears. I love it.
dp (2009-07-09 05:56:39)
lol. that would be odd....
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:35:43)
Slothrop, question, what's it like to be not funny?
Pilot (2009-07-08 12:17:37)
Then go away to another sight Slothrop. zfuck's sake...
Slothrop (2009-07-08 09:51:47)
What's funny is that people actually think this is funny...
lolforlife (2009-07-07 16:59:58)
GENIUS
Adebarane (2009-07-07 08:40:24)
:))) excellent
MJ (2009-07-07 00:26:23)
lol brilliant
OMG (2009-07-07 00:19:57)
** I meant Jim :/
OMG (2009-07-07 00:19:16)
Pretty sure this is my favorite... fuck, can you imagine being mike??? rofl, poor mike!!!
whitey (2009-07-05 14:44:10)
thats some funny fucking shit mother fucker
skeltonator!!! (2009-07-05 02:19:03)
dude you are a genius!!! i love this site!!! please please get an rss!!
' (2009-07-04 16:01:36)
'
Shana (2009-07-03 02:34:25)
YOu are the hearty laughter in my life. No, that's not sad. I'm just not a hearty laugher. You've done it. lol
Cotroneo (2009-07-02 23:40:10)
fuckin amazing XD i mean like genius
Mitch (2009-07-02 16:34:11)
I am spreading the word about this site. I've told several co-workers, they've told friends, and so on. I also post a link to this site every 2 or 3 days on my Facebook page...this is hilarious shit. Keep it up, please!!!
SARBIAN (2009-07-02 14:18:39)
so classic!! id fuck that whore, in or out of a jeep wrangler...as long as she didnt cut off my dick because its not a large, purple headed warrior like shes used to
holyfuck (2009-07-02 06:03:16)
this is the nest by far of all...including the crazy couple and the innocent bistander...shear genius dude...i salute you..you crazy awesome bastard
phil (2009-06-30 23:33:16)
hahahahahahaha this is great!
anne-on-a-moose (2009-06-27 12:25:17)
LMAO!!! Jeenyuss with thuh CC!
DC (2009-06-27 00:53:16)
bravo
Shlomo (2009-06-26 16:29:00)
I am banned from reading your website because my husband said that my laughing hysterically caused him to drive off Rainbow Road. Sucka!!!!
Mickey Abbcott (2009-06-26 04:50:55)
So fuckin' funny!
jd salens (2009-06-25 21:44:52)
i haven't truly laughed like this since i was 12. great job! why isn't this site famous, yet?
Scott (2009-06-25 15:52:16)
"Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE " LMMFAO!
omg (2009-06-25 15:44:29)
this is golden. "Jim don't sell it to her" :)))
DG (2009-06-25 14:57:10)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...classic!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!
Siress (2009-06-25 14:10:28)
ROFL! My favorite on the site.
erica (2009-06-25 02:39:33)
i was hoping to have sex with my husband but instead we are laughing so hard we are crying! thank you!
Ryan (2009-06-24 14:47:26)
I started to cry laughing when I read this.
HAH (2009-06-24 09:22:28)
HAHA
Monikka (2009-06-22 07:26:43)
OMG This just might be the funniest thing I've ever read. wow.
cabeera (2009-06-21 15:50:20)
"Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE " hahahhahahaha sooo gooooood
anonymous (2009-06-21 10:17:02)
"Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails?" - just priceless
dumd ass u funny (2009-06-21 01:12:59)
more more more i am sending u a doctors bill i bust my spleen laughing at you shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u funny
ark (2009-06-20 18:06:53)
wuhahaha, this is great
A Fan... (2009-06-20 14:44:26)
Yup...I just found my new home page! I think I hear Craigslist calling :D
anonymous (2009-06-20 11:28:53)
you are a GOD hahahahaahaha
Devil King (2009-06-20 07:00:15)
Damn fantastic....
anonymous (2009-06-20 04:35:18)
anonymous (2009-06-19 23:05:28)
Hahahahaha! I am dying laughing here! This is better than The Hangover, and that was ridiculously funny.
anonymous (2009-06-19 21:22:56)
steve (2009-06-19 21:18:33)
awww they don't like "the sexist one to megan" on a fucking absurdist comedic website. get the fuck off the internet.
rivh (2009-06-19 18:53:24)
this had me laughing so hard I was crying
Big T (2009-06-19 17:51:32)
Very funny! Mike, can I have your wife's number?
Your mom (2009-06-19 17:37:39)
not only is this a fucking riot, but that craigslist add is hysterical 2!!! high 5!
anonymous (2009-06-19 13:56:43)
You will be the next big thing on the internet. Keep up the good work.
P (2009-06-19 11:43:45)
this was too good, fucking hilarious.
Leticia (2009-06-18 20:51:29)
Mike, please respond to this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bar/1228576848.html
Funky Dood (2009-06-18 19:32:39)
This is beyond hilarious!! You almost killed my dear friend as she choked on her drink while laughing and reading this.
TK (2009-06-18 18:06:20)
Amazing.
af (2009-06-18 15:56:27)
FUCKING EPIC DUDE.
Dylan (2009-06-17 19:06:26)
wow this one was my favorite!
PIMPLEFACE (2009-06-17 17:06:27)
HAHA HALARIOUS YO!
anonymous (2009-06-16 21:00:54)
Brilliant.
Parliament (2009-06-15 11:39:21)
HAHAHAHAHAH YO THOSE ARE HILARIOUSS!! lol From: *******, *** Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 11:13 AM To: *******, ********* Subject: Holly Piss.... http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php
anonymous (2009-06-15 11:39:21)
anonymous (2009-06-15 10:34:04)
AHAHAHAH this was amazing
Djs (2009-06-14 00:45:58)
hehe... that was funny haha///
duval (2009-06-13 15:01:36)
whaahaaa owneed!!
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:17:50)
i didn't like the sexist one to megan, but this one is hillarious
Riley (2009-06-12 20:04:56)
Fucking brilliant.
angryhuman (2009-06-12 15:43:41)
Wow... That was hilarious!
CJayC (2009-06-12 11:19:29)
XD
kali (2009-06-12 11:13:15)
lmfao
rhch3992 (2009-06-12 01:34:34)
hahah this is fucking ridiculous dude

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