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Pube Stylists
Posted at: 2009-06-15 00:11:52
Original ad:
WE PAY TO CUT YOUR HAIR!
We are a hair styling school that is looking for volunteers to get their hair styled/dyed by our students. We will pay you up to $50. Preferably women/girls
From Mike Anderson to *********@*********.org

Hey! I saw your ad saying you will pay cash to cut my hair! Well I just got my head shaved, but I haven't trimmed my pubes in about five months. They are pretty gnarly, and I jammed my beard trimmer trying to cut them earlier. How much would you pay me to trim my pubes?

Mike

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike,

Sorry but we do not trim pubic hair. This is more of a hair dying and styling place.

Thanks!

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

That works for me too. My pubes are very curly, but I've always wanted to get them straightened. Would you be able to do that? Maybe you could put some highlights in, and just shape up my split ends. Also, do you have some kind of conditioner that would take care of my crabs problem? My prescription ointment doesn't really do the job.

Where are you located? I am free all day tomorrow.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike we work on HEADS ONLY. SORRY.

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

Here's what I am willing to do. You style my pubes, and I'll accept $40 cash instead of $50. You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

NO. That is disgusting. Leave us alone!
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Mohit (2015-11-28 12:13:34)
This just made me laugh so damn hard! If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. XD
Michaelreep (2015-11-01 21:07:28)
Life is not perpetual. Of course, this is a common truth, but do we often remember about it? How can we feel the value of life staying at home? They say if you don't like the place where you are - move, you're not a tree after all. By the same rul
dick assman (2014-01-23 20:16:35)
Cancer, LOL.
El Burro (2013-07-19 11:42:05)
Cancer isn't a joke
Anonymous (2013-05-26 02:11:51)
Pay me enough, and I'd do it. Why not?
we only do heads (2013-02-10 12:37:46)
Thats what she said...that was an epic opportunity
Mike Anderson (2012-11-27 06:21:16)
Lol
me think (2012-11-10 13:57:35)
This disgusting..not a joke
anon (2012-11-09 22:19:38)
ermahgerd i lerfed ser herd ert dis jerk jajajajaja
anonymous (2012-11-09 22:18:21)
fucking penis
Kemo (2012-11-06 06:40:47)
@me xD omg i thought the same ^^
me (2012-11-05 01:11:47)
I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about the head part.
bad word choice (2012-10-15 11:38:25)
Heads only....Ok then....lmao
lol (2012-08-19 17:19:02)
damn this is funny. i lold on his last comment
George (2012-07-28 11:12:27)
Personally I would have just told him to use some scissors to cut off his pubes and then use a razor blade to shave them completely off. No more pubes and no more crabs.
anonymous (2012-07-10 01:16:23)
Blowjob
Kurt (2012-06-06 21:23:05)
Hehehe pubes
anonymous (2012-05-10 22:08:36)
Should have said " well the hair IS close to my HEAD..."
Michael Nowak (2012-04-10 22:42:46)
We work on HEADS ONLY lol
jack (2012-02-16 15:11:07)
hahahahaha!! cant stop laughing
Meh (2011-12-11 23:40:49)
Not bad, but this one was pretty weak compared to other conversations. @Random That's what I was thinking.
Blah (2011-12-07 01:06:09)
You could've made this funnier by accusing them of not being supportive of cancer patients.
@lektro (2011-11-28 12:30:12)
I am not. Don't wait for me !! -1337
lol (2011-10-31 20:33:22)
this is too funny!
kenny (2011-09-27 07:24:53)
Awesome,should be on the top-rated list!!!

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