Gullible Handyman
Posted at: 2009-06-21 13:37:13
Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WEEKLY AND WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, SO THAT FRIDAY CAME AND HE NEVER PAID! HES BEEN DODGING MY CALLS! AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS HE WILL SCREW YOU OUT OF TWO WEEKS PAY
From Mike Anderson to **********@*********.org
Hey, I saw your ad about Jimmy ****** and must say you sound like a very gullible person. Why didn't you think something was up the first time he didn't pay you? It sounds like you are just not capable of thinking like an intelligent person. If you want, I will follow you around and give you advice to help you not make such stupid decisions. My fee is $15/hr, but it is well worth it.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK YOU UR AN IDIOT I DONT NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME AROUND ASSHOLE
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
I don't think you understand how much money my advice could be saving you. For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
I KNOW THAT DICK HEAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
Okay, it sounds like you don't want my advice.
I am interested in your handyman skills, however. How would you like to do the siding and roofing on my house? The job will probably take about two weeks. Don't worry, though, I'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. And could you buy the shingles and siding? I'll reimburse you for those supplies as well at the end of the two weeks.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER
Freak (2010-08-13 13:29:47)
And thats why yellow makes me sad
funny101 (2010-08-13 11:27:18)
THATS HILARIOUS
RETARD (2010-08-09 04:42:05)
IF I CANT FIGR OUT HOW 2 TRN OF CAPS LOCK OR SPELL, IT MEANS IM SMARTER THAN U AND UR OPININ IS NOT AS IMPRTANT!!!!!!!!!
1 (2010-06-28 12:49:16)
one of the best ones yet
fuck maddox (2010-06-24 19:29:04)
Maddox sucks horse dick in his mothers basement.
Fahim (2010-06-22 02:04:17)
Can you imagine how the handyman must've felt being first of all cheated out of his money AND then being taunted like this? LOL!!!!
Greg (2010-06-11 13:10:10)
Two weeks LMAO
Name (2010-05-05 01:23:38)
"For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity." Lol, best part.
Ronbelluso (2010-04-28 22:14:26)
You are a master writer and comedian! These emails are hilarious
Yoshimano (2010-04-27 08:16:58)
Another great moment of covered laughs at work. Thank you so much
9-o-simone is retard (2010-04-18 00:45:50)
Lol read wtf she or he says he must be infected with downsyndrome
Ryan (2010-03-05 22:18:31)
LMAO 'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. HAHAHAHAHA
Jillian (2010-02-17 20:41:50)
My new favorite site.
9-o-simone (2010-02-14 08:37:13)
yeah dare 2 stop that ever ! where 2 laugh bout these days ? lame youtube-BS ? - hope with the faithbooth-group u havent warned all them "gullible" victims
GrayFOX (2010-02-13 07:54:24)
Maddox is still awesome and always will be.
mysterymeat3 (2010-02-05 15:14:44)
Does this writing remind anyone else of Maddox (before he was shitty)? Anyway, nice job, this site is hilarious, I'm surprised nobody has tried to do this just to get put on this site yet.
789 (2010-01-07 15:06:40)
Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WE
Julie (2010-01-06 19:06:22)
You are a fucking genius!
pat (2010-01-05 21:48:40)
"did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider."
please reconsider ahahah
HAHA (2010-01-03 21:41:23)
"anonymous (2009-12-25 13:21:51)
Grate work mate.How cum this isn't top rated? Its too good!"
watched too many pornos have you? XD
spe (2009-12-26 16:27:45)
To below comment: Cum is top rated, thats why there are so many uneducated people in the world... Duh.
anonymous (2009-12-25 13:21:51)
Grate work mate.How cum this isn't top rated? Its too good!
Zachary! (2009-12-24 01:47:37)
I don't even care if it's fake; shit is funny.
Z Butt Whale (2009-12-03 20:34:22)
I am so happy someone sent me this site -- I am pissing myself. Whoever you are, author, you are damned funny. Keep up the good work.
candice (2009-12-02 20:51:04)
I LOVE this site.
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