Female Movers
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:31:44
Obviously this bitch knew her place.
Original ad:
Hi,
I'm looking for two "reliable/cool" girls to help me move some things from one storage unit to the next on Saturday 30th or Sunday 31st of May . They are directly across from each other but there are some fairly heavy things. I am low-key mid 30's female and can help with some stuff but will have stitches so am not supposed to lift a lot of heavy stuff. I can pay $15.00 per hour each for all or any part of the hour (ie: 1 hr and 20 min = $30.00). Also, can pick you up and drop off. I guess it will take us 1-2 hours start to finish.
From Timmy Tucker to ************@**********.org
Hello,
I saw your ad on ********** looking for girls to help you move. I am not a girl, but I must say, who are you kidding? Girls can't move heavy objects. That is a man's job, which is perfect for me. I am 6 foot and 220 lbs. I can bench press twice my weight and I can definitely move the shit out of whatever you are carrying. Leave the women for the kitchen. I'll help you move. My rate is $40 an hour.
Thanks,
Tim
From Trace ***** ****** to Me
Thanks, Tim. Will keep you posted.
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:34:37)
I don't have a penis. I still think it's hilarious.
unserious (2010-07-30 00:59:24)
How are so many women complaining about this? Do ovens have internet access now? :D
anonymous (2010-07-17 12:15:50)
I guess she wasn't on her period at the time. Hell hath no fury like a hypocritical feminist woman that has escaped from the kitchen.
wow (2010-07-14 02:20:45)
some of you people are fucking idiots, its obvioulsly an intent to hook up with other girls and even if it wasnt, its a joke no9 matter what, all you people saying "aww hes racist/sexist" grow a sense of humor for fucks sake you whiney little bitc
lulzfish (2010-07-09 21:30:27)
@Grey - Wow, that didn't even occur to me, but now the ad makes sense.
Too bad whatshisface didn't use that in the response.
nickolette (2010-07-06 00:11:12)
lame.
ff (2010-07-03 19:28:37)
What is she sexist? Men are obviously much stronger than women and thus much more suited for the job. Stupid bitch.
... (2010-06-28 21:53:34)
This one was terrible
TheSmartOne (2010-06-24 22:57:40)
You guys laughing about her math are the stupid ones. She doesn't mean that she will pay you for partial hours. She meant that she will pay you for a full two hours even if you only work an hour and 20 minutes. You guys think you're mad smart but
Carl (2010-06-19 17:13:50)
Timmy Tucker... Are you Tucker Max by any chance? Really funny web
reliable/cool girl. (2010-06-02 21:17:46)
oh yeah i can definitely move the shit outta whatever you're carrying! haha <3
Great (2010-05-06 04:32:16)
LOL, she seems fine with the kitchen thing. should send her back asking for sandwich.
Yoshimano (2010-04-28 18:42:48)
Good job! Not sexist at all, well at least the fictional Timmy guy is but, I mean, come on..
arbitrarily (2010-04-21 22:20:46)
This wasn't even funny.
Grey (2010-03-25 19:01:27)
Um . . . don't you know that moving stuff from storage is a euphemism for a no-strings-attached lesbian hook-up? Get with the times.
TGD (2010-03-25 18:01:13)
dp (2009-07-09 06:39:13)
"anyone that thinks Sexism is "old news" needs to move to a bigger city.... or at least get out once in a while instead of watching TV! lol"
Ummm what? How does that make sense? Sexism has been around forever..
derp (2010-03-25 01:27:07)
obviously u didnt read moto, it says any part of the hour = 15 dollars, hence 1 hr = 15 dollars and 20 mins = 15 dollars, 15 + 15 = 30
Mofo (2010-03-24 05:02:03)
1hr = $15
1hr + 20 mins = $30?
Bitch got her maths wrong meant to be $20
was.it.sarcasm.? (2010-03-18 16:31:36)
burn
LOFUKINL (2010-02-24 22:19:28)
HAHA YEP U LOST THIS ONE..
anonymous (2010-02-14 16:28:08)
LOL OMG SEXISM IS SO FUNNAY
Someone (2010-02-14 13:57:56)
I think Trace won this one.
jojo (2010-02-12 16:46:08)
You have developed your skills since then.
Lure them in....
anonymous (2010-01-24 04:09:02)
Clearly this girl is black
Nndaia (2010-01-18 03:17:57)
Just because a joke is sexist doesn't mean the writer is sexist, people, jeeze. These jokes are *supposed* to be offensive, that's the whole point.
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