Jewish Sperm Donor
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:39:56
This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)
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My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli.
I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!
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David Steinberg (2015-08-20 15:42:57)
So who is this schmuck and why did he write my name?
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This plot is strange to me. I be suffering with never tried such things, so I donít in actuality know what to write. AnywayÖ
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Toby (2013-11-21 23:32:31)
I cannot Nazi the humor in that joke
Joe Schmoe (2013-08-10 13:54:42)
Anne Frankly, I don't wanna hear any more jokes about the holocaust!
Scottomatic (2013-07-25 05:27:34)
No matter how "hearty" the "loads of jew cum" are they will still not contain eggs.
anonymous (2013-04-21 16:52:05)
In response to "This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)" the reasons they are looking for Jewish egg donors is because by Jewish law, Judaism is passed down through the mother, and cannot be passed down through the fath
Scoot (2013-04-12 14:21:20)
Judaism is a religion, not a race. Wow. Some people's kids.
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T. (2013-03-18 14:31:58)
@The Voice of Reason: I feel obliged to inform you that Jewish is actually a race. So the term racism could actually be used here, though that's bullshit too, because this is clearly a joke.
JxHx (2013-03-18 06:37:25)
"Jesus Christ, Jews. Relax it's a joke. Don't you have more important things to worry about like stopping your Israeli government from trying to annex the Palestinians? Jesus." PURE GOLD LOL
The Voice of Reason (2013-03-17 18:20:57)
Just a reminder that Jewish is not a race. Racist doesn't apply here. =D
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George (2012-09-22 03:34:35)
Jesus Christ, Jews. Relax it's a joke. Don't you have more important things to worry about like stopping your Israeli government from trying to annex the Palestinians? Jesus.
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It is just a joke do not take it seriously jeez
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