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Jewish Sperm Donor
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:39:56
This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)
Timmy Tucker to *********

Shalom!

My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli.

I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!

- Mordy
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