Jewish Sperm Donor
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:39:56
This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)
Timmy Tucker to *********
My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli.
I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!
Toby (2013-11-21 23:32:31)
I cannot Nazi the humor in that joke
Joe Schmoe (2013-08-10 13:54:42)
Anne Frankly, I don't wanna hear any more jokes about the holocaust!
Scottomatic (2013-07-25 05:27:34)
No matter how "hearty" the "loads of jew cum" are they will still not contain eggs.
anonymous (2013-04-21 16:52:05)
In response to "This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)" the reasons they are looking for Jewish egg donors is because by Jewish law, Judaism is passed down through the mother, and cannot be passed down through the fath
Scoot (2013-04-12 14:21:20)
Judaism is a religion, not a race. Wow. Some people's kids.
buttlicker (2013-03-24 04:34:27)
Favourite movie: Lost in Translation
Favourite video game: Journey
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T. (2013-03-18 14:31:58)
@The Voice of Reason: I feel obliged to inform you that Jewish is actually a race. So the term racism could actually be used here, though that's bullshit too, because this is clearly a joke.
JxHx (2013-03-18 06:37:25)
"Jesus Christ, Jews. Relax it's a joke. Don't you have more important things to worry about like stopping your Israeli government from trying to annex the Palestinians? Jesus." PURE GOLD LOL
The Voice of Reason (2013-03-17 18:20:57)
Just a reminder that Jewish is not a race. Racist doesn't apply here. =D
anon (2013-03-10 16:57:08)
I lost it when i read "Shalom!"
George (2012-09-22 03:34:35)
Jesus Christ, Jews. Relax it's a joke. Don't you have more important things to worry about like stopping your Israeli government from trying to annex the Palestinians? Jesus.
LOL (2012-09-15 17:19:33)
It is just a joke do not take it seriously jeez
benn (2012-07-29 03:30:16)
Nobody (2012-07-19 19:34:21)
lol mordecai like borderlands
Captain Pimp (2012-07-05 01:30:07)
Jewish MILFS FTW
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 10:01:30)
your the man ... JEW MILFS ... Valid
DarkSoftPetals (2012-06-23 07:46:57)
Mordecai Davidsteinberg!! ROFLMAO ... Crying with laughter!
hey kostas kavistas (2012-05-16 00:42:31)
fuck you,you racist fuck
anony (2012-04-09 04:49:38)
I know Ari Riekes. He did not post here. The owner of this website used his name on here. Wtf dude!
Kostas Kakavitsas (2012-03-16 09:25:21)
For some unknown reason I found myself reading this in an indian accent.
PlotVitalNPC (2012-03-05 20:40:49)
The ad this was in response to would actually be a result of Jewish religious law, you are only Born a member of the Jewish religion if your mother is Jewish. Converting is supposedly a major pain in the ass. I know all of this from research I do randomly
Cool Jew (2012-02-09 23:08:47)
Hilarious post, some of the comments were pretty asshole, however.
Sheeny curse (2012-02-09 02:33:29)
asdf (2012-02-06 23:53:30)
They just think they are better than everyone else!
asdf (2012-02-06 23:51:44)
Poor jews. Always whining! Call us all kinds of names but never say anything against them! U suck!
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