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Taco Bell Hauling Service
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:08:25
Original ad:
WE ARE A MOVING COMPANY LOOKING FOR WORK. WILL BE ABLE TO HAUL ANYTHING IN OUR TRUCK WHERE YOU NEED IT
From Timmy Tucker to ********@*********.org

Hi there! I saw your ad about hauling and I would have some work for you. I live in Bedford Hills, and currently do not have a car. I have a regular craving for Taco Bell, however the closest one is in Yorktown Heights. I would be willing to pay you $10 per trip to pick me up 2 cheesy gordita crunches, a steak quesidilla and a pepsi, and haul it to my residence. I'll even tip you with a soft taco if the service is speedy.

Let me know if you are interested.

Thanks!

-Tim

From MOVING to Me
THATS FUNNY YOU NED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LIVES NEAR YOU WITH A BICYCLE I LIVE IN ASTORIA NY

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING
astoria is not that far, but for your efforts I will offer $15 per trip.

From MOVING to Me
STOP BEING AN ASHOLE OK GO HIRE SOME KID AND TIP HIM YOU $15 THIS IS A MOVING COMPANY

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING

I'm not going to pay some kid on a bike to get my food to me in the freezing cold. I want my food warm, delivered from a professional truck hauling service. What does it matter what you move? How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential?

From MOVING to Me
funny i know your not looking for food from taco bell i saw your ad on cl in the labor section before ok.
if you really eat that crap its no wonder your nuts

ye i am gonna spend $20 on gas to make $15 why dont you try hirng a cook or ordering from a place that delivers?

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING
I never posted an ad on there before. and taco bell is suprisingly healthy. i dont want some cook who will spit in my food, and i dont want some delivery guy that will spit in my pizza. i trust taco bell. and $20 for gas? yeah, right. bedford hills is only like 40 miles from astoria. and gas is cheap.

From MOVING to Me

taco bell the cheese isnt even real its plastic yoru better off eating spit
do you know how inexpensive it is to make a taco i make my own tacos are you fat?

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING

that cheese is delicious and authentic. i dont want to make my own taco, i want authentic mexican. where am i supposed to get grade A beef like taco bell anyway? and how the hell am i supposed to know how to make my own taco anyway? what am i, a woman? i didnt realize i was dealing with martha stewart here.

From MOVING to Me

no i think martha stewart is well what she is but you are what you are kinda an idiot do you really think its grade a beef and good cheese because no i think your not even eating that crap?
dont you know what trans fat is? the cheese is plastic i eat there and when it falls on the floor of my truck it dont get moldy like real cheese it gets hard like a piece of plastic. and i can hardly call myself a cook but i try to make basics. opening up a can of beans and heating up a totilla shell isnt martha stewart and who says martha can cook anyways?

From MOVING to Me
listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!
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With Commas: (2010-08-21 00:28:27)
no, i think martha stewart is, well, what she is, but you are what you are, kinda an idiot
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:28:26)
*Understand. I wish the comment boxes allowed more characters. Oh and, if the cheese from Taco Bell is plastic, then what the fuck is it doing tasting like cheese? 8|
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:25:24)
I knew this was going to be epic when it said "From Timmy Tucker to MOVING". Can someone tell me what this means, though?: "why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" I don't u
??? (2010-08-14 03:34:31)
the mover is a tard cheese only gets moldy half the time once i dropped a piece of cheese in one of my cabinets and it turned hard and plastic and it was real cheese
APE-dogg (2010-08-11 15:22:51)
How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential? - EPIC WIN!!
TB (2010-07-26 06:43:39)
Douchebag dissed Taco Bell... :P
MM (2010-07-11 17:17:28)
*opportunity I noticed the typo right after I hit submit. :i
MM (2010-07-11 17:16:06)
How could that guy pass up on an oppurtunity to say "Listen Timmy Tucker, mother fucker"? I'm a little disappointed in this guy.
anonymous (2010-06-28 21:56:54)
Messing with people from my dear hometown.. unforgivable o_o eh it was kinda funny
anonymous (2010-06-23 13:57:48)
The utter incoherence of his last two responses is hilarious.
David (2010-06-19 22:15:50)
"listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" LOLOLOL
David (2010-06-19 22:15:41)
"listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" LOLOLOL
QEScarfacE (2010-06-12 21:11:38)
itz only 40 mile away and plus gas is cheap. lol
fake (2010-06-08 12:40:14)
he could have made it a bit less obvious, no one would respond in the way that the removal guy does in penultimate post
Ronaldinho (2010-06-06 00:15:15)
Awesome!
Mmm Plastic Cheese (2010-06-02 21:22:22)
"do you know how inexpensive it is to make a taco i make my own tacos are you fat?" HAHAH.... laughed so damn hard. and the last line of it all too. GET YOUR MOM TO LET HER USE HER BUN & PUT SOME MUSTARD IN A BUN AND EAT IT :@
Timmmmay (2010-05-20 08:02:44)
That last line got me in tears!
Regular (2010-05-18 10:24:26)
"How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential?" Amazing.
funny shit :) (2010-05-16 00:00:35)
and how the hell am i supposed to know how to make my own taco anyway? what am i, a woman?
Delaware had no idea (2010-05-06 04:28:59)
LOL, what kind of company is that? writing in all caps, and swearing and arguing. I think it is some troll or scam or just one person pretending to be a company, or some very crappy company. lol
Name (2010-05-05 20:08:22)
Why does this guy insist on arguing?
Rob Derhak (2010-04-30 21:29:56)
Tmmy Tucker was a friend of mine!
Lorne (2010-04-30 00:49:51)
'the cheese is delicisiou and authentic' LOL
Phil (2010-04-20 22:35:06)
That guy is good at making run-on sentences are you fat?
Confused (2010-04-18 03:40:44)
Am I the only one that couldn't understand what that dude was saying? And why would he leave the cheese on the floor of his truck? And why were the first few responses all in caps?

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