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Ancient African Weapon
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:08:23
Original ad:
If there is anyone interested in this, or who may know anything about this type of knife's history, please advise. It is for sale. Please make a reasonable offer. We know that is old, and definately worth some money, but we are also curious about ir's roots. I cant find anything like it on the internet. thanks!

(there was a picture of some badass blade)
Mustafi Kaawelib to **************@*********.org

Hello!

I must say I was very shocked to see that you are the owner of one of my country's most prized weapons! It is very rare, and I must inquire how you obtained such a gem! Only generals of our army carry it, it is known as the "kweli" in our language. It is the sign of a true warrior! The price of one of those alone could feed a family in Africa for months! I will pay you 200,000 Ghanaian cedi for it! Please accept my offer!
Thank you!

Sincerely,

Mustafi Kaawelib

Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

how do i know this is real? What kind of money is 200000 Ghanaian cedi? Please advise.

Brittany

Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

Are you still interested in this piece? We got it as agift for helping someone move to a new home. My husband is a mover by trade. Please let us know. A few people have inquired about it. I would like it to go to someone who will appreciate it. thank you.

Brittany

Mustafi Kaawelib to Brittany *******

My friend,

I assure you this is real. If I were to acquire this weapon, I would be leader of my native village in Ghana. That is how much of an honor it is. Ghanaian cedi is the currency of my home country, Ghana, 200,000 is almost all of my earnings for my entire life of mining diamonds for the military. That is what I am willing to give up to own such an honorable weapon.

Thank you,

Mustafi

Brittany ******* to Mustafi Kaawelib

You are welcome to it, however, how will I get paid? Are you in the USA, or in Ghana. How will you get this? I've seen too many scams on Craigs List. Please advise. Also, I need US currency and not Ghanaian currency. Talk to you soon.

Brittany

Mustafi Kaawelib to Brittany *******

Brittany,

I am sorry, but I do not have US currency, only Ghanaian currency. Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead? I am in Ghana, are you in Ghana as well? We can meet by Kumasi if you are familiar with the area.

Thanks,

Mustafi
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anonymous (2010-09-02 12:43:21)
ha "badass blade"
LOLMOUSTAFAIO (2010-08-26 05:28:51)
that is the funniest shit I have ever read "would you accept mango's instead" ahahahahahahahaha
anon (2010-08-13 19:59:54)
hey you misspelled mangoes
fsdkafhj (2010-08-09 18:51:23)
oltoothless: you really should check your math. On the day you posted your ignorant ass comment (or weak ass troll, I'm still not sure which), 200k Cedi translated to about 138k USD.
Banker (2010-07-23 14:23:38)
He offered her like $137,000 USD lmfao and she didnt even email him back...
NoOne (2010-07-21 13:37:02)
We got it as agift for helping someone move to a new home. My husband is a mover by trade. and by gave I mean didn't notice when he took it.
Natty (2010-07-20 20:51:29)
"Please advise" - fucking androids
oltoothless (2010-07-20 02:53:38)
Either Ghana cedi is on a crazy rollercoaster, or you guys suck at math, as of 7/2010, 200,000 cedi equals about 23 dollars US
wha....? (2010-07-10 11:30:18)
why would a Ghana villager be on Craigslist???
Jan (2010-07-02 08:25:22)
@Trll - Epic fail.
adrian (2010-06-30 07:05:51)
lol she seems very smart... 'I've seen too many scams on Craigs List'
Mustafi, from Kumasi (2010-06-26 17:04:46)
Hooray Ghana!! USA would be better at soccer if they ate more mangos.
Pügg (2010-06-23 21:25:42)
In modern cedis, ˘200,000 ≈ $150,000 But he's clearly talking about old cedis since that's a lot of money over there. (Source: I went on a mission trip to Ghana. Even used the Kumasi airport mentioned in the email. :D)
trll (2010-06-18 21:28:04)
sorry, is this smile: :) now is correct, bye
trll (2010-06-18 21:27:36)
wow my keypad is crazy... or maybe is the windows... i just realize she doesnt livs in gahna, maybe she moved.. im happy for them :8
trll (2010-06-18 21:25:58)
maybe themoneywasnt real but I hope they are friends now peace guys
:) (2010-06-02 21:26:00)
well shit i would have flown to ghana and got them mangoes!
anonymous (2010-05-25 23:50:37)
Shoulda used Zimbabwe dollars
neilskee (2010-05-25 22:40:30)
I like that he is trying to pay her in his blood diamond money
Name (2010-05-05 20:15:31)
Mustafi is "Mike's" real name.
anonymous (2010-04-28 14:13:19)
To clarify, 200,000 Old Ghanaian Cedi is $14.00 USD. Clearly he's talking about the old exchange rate as he's being funny and $14.00 as his life saving is much funnier than $139,000 which the exchange rate of the new Ghanaian Cedi is.
Mike (2010-04-20 08:00:51)
Would you accept mangos from my family's mango farm instead? haha this guy is epic
naman (2010-03-22 01:31:49)
why didnt they ask the pplz who gave it to them
tasha (2010-03-18 16:25:45)
ledgend :)
A (2010-03-02 20:32:10)
I couldn't go on when he said "200,000 is almost all of my earnings for my entire life of mining diamonds for the military."

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