Bug-themed Party
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:08:22
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We are hosting a 5th birthday party for our son and his friends. It`s a "bug themed" party and we`re looking to hire someone who can bring a few bugs/spiders (maybe under glass?) to the party and educate the kids for about 20 minutes (we`re talking 5-year old attention span). The party is at the end of June. Please contact me if you have experience with and access to bugs and can create a fun learning experience for the kids.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Hey there,
I have access to about twenty black widow spiders, and about 50 brown recluse spiders. For $200, I can release them at your party, and everyone can enjoy them. They are great for kids! I know a lot about insects from my job. I worked in an office on the first floor that had cheap windows, so I always had to kill bugs. I can tell you how to kill anything from a stink bug to an African burrowing scorpion. I can give a small speech to your party about this.
Also, for an extra $50, I can release a bag of wasps in your house to really give it that insect theme that you are looking for.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Tim
lol (2010-08-21 11:21:48)
@@jake rofl you fucking moron
they are venomous not poisonous
analymous (2010-08-15 18:12:36)
Too bad mommy never replied...
Awesome (2010-08-12 00:52:17)
@ @Jake anyone above an IQ of 60 knows that Black Widows, Brown Recluses and Wasps are VENOMOUS NOT POISONOUS!
me (2010-07-21 00:11:19)
hahaha owned
weighted companion c (2010-07-18 23:32:28)
the carl is a lie.
ayo (2010-07-18 04:57:43)
Everybody go suck some balls please and thanks!
@Jake (2010-07-17 12:11:57)
Is "Captain Obvious" your superhero identity? Because everyone with an IQ above 60 knows that black widows, wasps and brown recluses are poisonous. Dumb ass.
Carl (2010-07-13 06:06:59)
I hate the wouold
Carl (2010-07-10 11:20:23)
I FUCKING LOVE WANKING
Carl (2010-06-27 15:27:02)
Wha?
Carl Carlsson (2010-06-23 01:12:23)
Anybody heard from Lenny Lenardson lately?
Jeff (2010-06-22 14:34:07)
Carl man you are great. Fuck this is sofunny watching you guys get so pissy over nothing.
idiots (2010-06-21 00:49:15)
Lol at this point there are probably about 4 ppl posting as 'Carl'
unknown (2010-06-11 13:56:57)
ok first of all once a brown recluse bites you , you do not have a lot of time do get the venom out of you becuase my father got bit by one of them and ended in the hospital and almost had his thumb amputated. along with his hand blew up like a ballon, bl
steveo480 (2010-06-09 22:35:14)
Hahaha
Carl hater #2 (2010-06-09 11:31:45)
I hate you carl
Eddy Murphy (2010-06-06 07:14:52)
Does anyone have any spare chicken drumsticks? I ate all the chicken in my county
Carl (2010-06-03 08:04:41)
Black is beautiful. Tan is grand. But WHITE is the color of the big boss man.
Carl (2010-05-30 13:40:42)
You guise are lame
TheBlackMan (2010-05-21 13:11:45)
It's they're not their.
because (2010-05-21 09:52:27)
because their ugly
fuckblackpeople (2010-05-21 09:52:04)
why are black people so LOUD?
Andrew (2010-05-21 09:51:27)
Every time im bored i come here but now i read all of them so what do i do now when im fucking bored i shit on black peoples prides and spit on black people
Adam Christ (2010-05-21 01:41:52)
Not for nothing, all the others I have read are god damned hilarious, but it just doesn't have the laugh factor when the person doesn't respond.
Stupor (2010-05-18 02:56:06)
There really needs to be artwork done about this one.
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