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The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 2
Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:52:01
I couldn't resist fucking with her again. I used another e-mail account.
Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500

HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.

(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)
Me to SHANIQUA ***********
Hey there! I saw your ad and I think I have the perfect car for you. I am selling my 2001 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition. It is a great car and I hate to see it go, but I need the money to pay off my 2nd DUI fines.

Only 72,000 miles! Here are the features:

- CD Player
- Intact windshield
- Rear tires
- Spare tire
- New windshield wipers
- Beautiful white exterior paint
- Cloth interior

It was in a very MINOR fender bender, however, and will need a few repairs. As you can see from the picture, you may need to replace the passenger-side mirror and headlights in order for the car to pass PA inspection. I took it to a mechanic, and he said that the mirror is fixable.
I was selling the car for $1800, but due to these minor issues, I will drop the price to $1750.

Thanks,

Ryan Jackson

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SHANIQUA *********** to Me
Hi I'm sorry I can't afford to buy your truckit looks really nice and I would love to be behind the wheel of it but I can't afford it.My budget will only allow for me to spend 1500 sorry

(she obviously didn't realize there was a picture)

Me to SHANIQUA ***********
tell you what, I'll bump the price down to 1500, but I get to keep the CD player and the passenger seat. and I will clear all of the change out of my ashtray.

this car is a great deal. I've included a picture, check it out and please reconsider!

SHANIQUA *********** to Me
WHY WOULD I BUT A PIECE OF JUNK WHY FOR WHAT YOU BETTA BET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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raskrutka-i-prodvizhenie-saytov (2014-04-09 05:04:35)
four of us girls are having a girls night. we're "sneaking out" but not going far from the house.. we cant drive. and we cant drink.. we're going to carve our initials in a tree but we need other things to do!. any ideas???.
Joe Bob (2014-02-01 06:26:57)
What a nigger.
yolo (2014-01-05 22:22:25)
dat pic LOL
Tom (2013-10-08 02:01:57)
I started laughing so hard when I saw the picture it began hurting... lol. SO funny. I love this site.
Bahaha (2013-09-15 23:47:13)
I laughed til I cried when I saw the picture!
Korkey604 (2013-07-04 22:53:05)
when i saw the picture, i was laughing on the floor!
kimaru (2013-06-09 01:46:46)
how the fuck do you decide to sell such crap,Lol!
Benzerzers302 (2013-06-08 23:18:49)
I thought he mentioned a picture, the only thing i see are some ads and a pile of trash
Popp (2013-06-01 23:16:14)
Fuck
Kne (2013-03-23 21:58:03)
WHY WOULD I BUT A PIECE OF JUNK WHY FOR WHAT YOU BETTA BET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a poem: Why would I, but a piece of junk. Why for what, you betta bet it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthony (2013-02-07 12:42:50)
OMFG LMFAO!!! This website is pure fucking gold dude. I have never laughed this hard at anything on the internet before xD I will be spending a considerable amount of time on here from now on :P
Don (2012-11-23 01:24:15)
"It was in a very MINOR fender bender". This guy rocks
Shane (2012-09-23 20:33:01)
When "intact windshield" is listed as a feature, that should set off some warning bells.
Alpha-Q-Up (2012-08-31 18:30:32)
I seriously just shit myself after seeing the picture haahahha
gjcx vhvh (2012-08-18 23:21:00)
i cant see the picture. fml
Nina (2012-08-17 02:59:53)
Thank you so much for making me spit water out of my mouth at 3am.....LOL i love you! I literally discovered this site 10 mins ago and i cant stop laughing. You sir are a genius
Bre (2012-07-05 02:51:53)
OMG when i saw the picture i laughed so hard i cried!!!!!
Ho rids (2012-07-04 02:12:00)
Me: readin sees picture,,, WTF 15 minutes of laughing later keeps readin
Cimerax (2012-06-19 11:20:56)
@Xzibit: OH MY GOOOD! :D
iMdead (2012-06-19 09:46:43)
Omg, you killed me with this picture man. I didnt even read it and i knew what was comming xD. Srs if some1 ever mail me something like this is would laught my ass off xD Well done.
Herp Derp (2012-06-17 11:15:04)
how wrong is it that the picture reminded me of stephan hawking?
Brian (2012-06-11 23:19:57)
I had an expedition eddie bauer edition and it's leather, not cloth
lol (2012-05-13 04:00:01)
when i saw the picture i died
Xzibit (2012-04-08 23:37:28)
But cimerax doesn't know I'm bout to pimp hisher ride
Ian (2012-02-22 08:21:53)
@Well: How and why is this racist?!?! do you even know the meaning of the word or is it just something you include as a matter of course?!

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