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Camry Killer
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:52:47
Original ad:
selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hello,

Let me just introduce myself. My name is Mike, and two weeks ago my dog was hit and killed by a car in Manayunk. The driver did not stop. He was hit by a white '97 Toyota Camry. With the side of the bumper bashed in like in your pictures. I thought I would never find the killer, but then I saw the murderers car for sale in Manayunk on **********! YOURS. What, are you trying to get rid of the evidence? You killed my dog of 8 years, and didn't even stop. I had to tell my kids that they would never see him again. Now they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them. I can't blame them.

We can't bring Skip back to life, but I want you to come here and apologize to my kids. And buy them a new dog. It is the least you could do.

E-mail me back and we'll set up a time.

- Mike

From derek ******* to Me

what? i didnt hit your fucking dog. no way im buying you a new dog

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

There's no denying it. I've got you dead to rights. The car that hit my dog is unmistakably yours. I even remember seeing your Outer Banks bumper sticker as I watched the car drive away, leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street.

Maybe you were drunk and didn't remember? That doesn't make you any less guilty.

From derek ******* to Me

are you fucking serious i didnt hit your dog!!! i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about. you are mistaken

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

No I am not. Does your girlfriend have long hair? I didn't get a good look at the killer's face, but I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.

From derek ******* to Me

yes she has long hair but she didnt hit your dog. where did this happen?

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

You know where it happened. Right here in Manayunk. I think your girlfriend is lying to you. I would like to meet both of you and have a good chat with you two so I can figure out which one of you is lying.

From derek ******* to Me

no this is ridiculous neither of us hit your dog. im sorry it happened but this is not my fault

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

Why would you be sorry if you didn't do it? Seems like you feel guilty about murdering my dog. Just own up to it. Do the right thing. For my kids.

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NYAmicas (2010-08-03 18:47:20)
Comic gold.
jos (2010-07-19 07:29:41)
"i even called my girlfriend" WHAHAHAHAHA :)
writemore! (2010-07-19 03:32:01)
haha i feel sorry for the guy who was getting tricked. he seemed to be so...innocent? anywayz good one, made him feel sorry for nothing LOL
57 (2010-07-16 13:07:02)
trolltastic hilarity
Bhnm (2010-07-15 04:12:17)
dude u are great !
(: (2010-07-14 07:23:02)
I want to fuck my GF
jamack (2010-06-23 00:04:57)
Does your girlfriend have long hair? LOL!
mmmmmm (2010-06-21 17:56:36)
I like men.
Drew (2010-06-21 00:23:45)
im homo
anonymous (2010-05-20 15:49:43)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders." hahaha
Name (2010-05-05 01:59:09)
Lol, you insulted his woman!
The dog father (2010-05-03 00:24:33)
So sad for the mingled dog, they killed him in a cold blood. next time always use the armored vehicle to transport him.
Brandon (2010-04-25 18:00:33)
Hey "wilshire" yeah it was serious...seriously funny.
wilshire (2010-04-19 17:20:38)
man.. that was kinda serious.. i'm kinda sad now..
yayo (2010-03-26 12:36:08)
hey my gf's got a long hair on her underarms, could the killer be her?
RH Gibson (2010-03-22 09:17:38)
Shit! That was fucking rude cutting me off in mid-sentence like that you fucking dog killer!
RH Gibson (2010-03-22 09:12:26)
I'm an unemployed, soon to be disbarred tech lawyer. I like to wear hats and I have a prosthetic leg above the left knee. I'm fond of tormenting mildly retarded children and I'm bi-curious. If you need legal representation for litigation in
anon (2010-03-13 01:14:07)
yes, complete genius writing here >the evidence is right in the comments.. this is absolutely mind blowing work nothing but an understatement here!!
john (2010-03-09 21:06:00)
"Does your girlfriend have long hair?" 99.9% of women have long hair, it must be her!
Bloedhoest (2010-03-07 16:36:30)
Sorry to hear your kids are grieving, but I really do hate dogs. I'm glad i hit the dirty flee bag.
jesus (2010-02-25 02:49:51)
I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.
Major Douche Bag (2010-02-22 01:46:59)
This is boring!
anonymous (2010-02-21 19:35:12)
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
Drew (2010-02-19 01:30:10)
My mom is a fag.
anonymous (2010-02-16 09:38:47)
that was awesome

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