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Camry Killer
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:52:47
Original ad:
selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hello,

Let me just introduce myself. My name is Mike, and two weeks ago my dog was hit and killed by a car in Manayunk. The driver did not stop. He was hit by a white '97 Toyota Camry. With the side of the bumper bashed in like in your pictures. I thought I would never find the killer, but then I saw the murderers car for sale in Manayunk on **********! YOURS. What, are you trying to get rid of the evidence? You killed my dog of 8 years, and didn't even stop. I had to tell my kids that they would never see him again. Now they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them. I can't blame them.

We can't bring Skip back to life, but I want you to come here and apologize to my kids. And buy them a new dog. It is the least you could do.

E-mail me back and we'll set up a time.

- Mike

From derek ******* to Me

what? i didnt hit your fucking dog. no way im buying you a new dog

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

There's no denying it. I've got you dead to rights. The car that hit my dog is unmistakably yours. I even remember seeing your Outer Banks bumper sticker as I watched the car drive away, leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street.

Maybe you were drunk and didn't remember? That doesn't make you any less guilty.

From derek ******* to Me

are you fucking serious i didnt hit your dog!!! i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about. you are mistaken

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

No I am not. Does your girlfriend have long hair? I didn't get a good look at the killer's face, but I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.

From derek ******* to Me

yes she has long hair but she didnt hit your dog. where did this happen?

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

You know where it happened. Right here in Manayunk. I think your girlfriend is lying to you. I would like to meet both of you and have a good chat with you two so I can figure out which one of you is lying.

From derek ******* to Me

no this is ridiculous neither of us hit your dog. im sorry it happened but this is not my fault

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

Why would you be sorry if you didn't do it? Seems like you feel guilty about murdering my dog. Just own up to it. Do the right thing. For my kids.

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Easy response (2015-08-20 00:07:29)
"For your convenience, I have forwarded this message to Manayunk PD."
Easy response (2015-08-20 00:06:43)
"If you're so sure it was me, then call the police. I'll await their contact."
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Matt (2014-01-16 09:46:27)
Wow. Much accident. So doge. Amaze.
LOL at Jennifer (2013-10-27 08:17:35)
2011-09-17 he "has to be messing with people" You think sweetheart? You're so precious.
Anon (2013-10-02 11:17:32)
Why does every person that you e-mail not use capital letters? I doubt the majority of these are real. Still humerous though.
Wtf (2013-08-24 15:24:42)
Wtf fuck is with half of these comments? "Went too far" "Is this guy serious" (Facepalm) I despair at the human race
anonymous (2013-04-30 20:52:55)
the fact that he didn't react to him saying his girlfriend had huge shoulders is killing me
Coach McGuirk (2013-02-21 22:00:55)
This is the Jerky Boys of the Internet!
Anonymous (2013-02-13 01:17:02)
If I were doing this purely for myself, I'd have gone for threats. :D
Nick (2012-10-12 22:34:46)
"does your gf have long hair?" haha epic trolling
anonbanon (2012-09-25 20:28:06)
I'm just imagining the conversation as he called up his girl. Funny shit man xD
please (2012-08-08 00:05:12)
haha, this is hilarious. the seller here is actually the most polite of any of the other correspondents on this site though
Criken (2012-07-09 02:15:02)
LMFAO hahahah
i died. (2012-06-27 04:19:26)
"...leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street." I FUCKING DIED.
xz (2012-06-21 11:54:55)
My dog is named Skip, what the fuck.
8^P (2012-05-03 14:35:15)
"i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about." SCORE!!!!
derek (2012-04-27 13:44:11)
WOW u were fucking with me the whole time i knew it was a joke thats not even funny .... the dog i did hit was a pitbull so jokes on u
Yes, this is dog (2012-03-07 22:01:06)
*************************************************** -----heh, the derek got pretty hesistant----------- ***************************************************
Please (2012-02-23 23:46:00)
Can we have a round of applause for "Jennifer", seven comments down... Jennifer.
Skip (2012-01-07 12:33:23)
She did have huge shoulders
helge (Norway) (2011-12-28 08:44:59)
LOL
Afgar (2011-12-20 11:55:21)
He never denied his girlfriend's HUGE shoulders. Seems like he understood the confusion.
Aussie13 (2011-12-10 08:43:39)
This dude has great skill in fucking with people, I thought I was the only one :)
nt22 (2011-11-11 21:47:02)
"for my kids" LOL
Ryan (2011-09-30 18:45:42)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders." This part got me.
Swedish (2011-09-29 20:51:17)
Hahahahahahaha, this is so great
Jennifer (2011-09-17 13:53:46)
Haha, this guy has to be messing with people!!
Dead from laughing (2011-08-19 00:21:13)
Dear Mr. Anderson, You killed me by making me laugh. I'll say hi to Skip. Gratefully yours, dead girl.
lol (2011-08-11 23:19:10)
"Do the right thing. For my kids" <- i died
anonymous (2011-07-19 22:05:39)
lol! Who would want to buy that crap???
B (2011-06-11 06:24:06)
This one isn't that funny really, went too far...
Craig (2011-06-01 12:10:59)
He has a girlfriend with long hair and broad shoulders....nice
lmao (2011-05-28 06:44:26)
ROFL "I called my girlfriend and she doesnt know what I'm talking about". I would have loved to be a fly on the wall that day lol
dude (2011-05-24 18:14:28)
oh and i liked "forgottenprofit" comment
dude (2011-05-24 18:13:20)
wow that "bono" guy and "anonymous" person is really annoying if only u could find them and prank them cuz obvously they could use a hella lot of cheering up i mean damn i bet their serious middle aged (nothing rong with middle age really)
anonymous (2011-05-23 15:42:24)
This one wasn't THAT funny
HAHA (2011-05-20 15:04:35)
"Does your girlfriend have long hair?" HAHAA...priceless. I'm still dying from that one.
s (2011-05-16 10:36:05)
wow
kt (2011-05-15 01:10:20)
HAHA! i love how he's implying his girlfriend is manly.
Matt (2011-04-29 14:31:10)
How amazing would that be if his girlfriend really did run over a dog? That would fuck with her for like a week.
bono (2011-04-26 15:29:15)
This one is fuckin boring
Kerpal (2011-04-19 12:30:42)
"I was just calling because your daughter kicked my dog"
Sixty9 (2011-04-02 19:51:24)
@Lord - Don't be a little shit.
Lord (2011-04-02 01:34:42)
@1Tsk GTFO.
jamrock (2011-03-24 10:02:38)
i bet they had a huge ass fight about it ...who else have u been seeing bitch would be the first line ...lol
Epic! (2011-03-12 03:12:09)
"I think your girlfriend is lying to you." - Sheer Epic lines! From one accusation to another!
Ange (2011-02-22 02:07:46)
@ 1Tsk...how is this too far?...gtfo this site then
Buttermello (2011-02-21 19:56:03)
" I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders. " HAHAH! Gold!
1Tsk (2011-02-15 07:24:53)
Don't you think this one was a bit to far?
Andrew (2011-02-14 21:36:22)
Comic!
lll (2011-02-12 02:12:41)
fuck u
anonymous (2011-01-17 18:31:48)
this is one guy fucking around with other ppl on classified ads. nothing serious, look at the disclaimer
foofs (2011-01-10 22:28:17)
mike vick, the guy did not kill his dog. he emails random people from the classified ads and messes around with them. he was just trying to screw with his mind, make him think he hit his dog. Do you really think all these stories are true?? lol yeah, he r
Chamillah (2011-01-09 14:14:40)
My Mom was laughing so hard at this one...
Joe gibbs (2010-12-23 13:00:32)
Hey mike Vick you do that you are a dog killer like the chick in the 97 camry
Bonerchamp (2010-12-22 02:34:51)
This guy is funny. I especially like the part where the guy is like "what????" and the other guy is like " yeah you did!!!!" haha goodtimes.
Mike Vick (2010-12-15 18:19:39)
I can't believe that asshole killed his dog and wouldn't even own up to it. I wonder if he even bothered to wash the blood off the car. Sick bastard!
for mike (2010-12-10 13:12:38)
i didnt know a mirror had a fender
ForgottenProfit (2010-11-12 08:18:38)
dude shoulda said you hit and ran on my wife o.o that would of been a instant classic XD
fo* (2010-09-27 00:13:58)
hahahahahahahahaha id laugh if he ends up thinking his g/f is a liar and it blows up in2 a huge argument and they broke up ova it LOL
anonymous (2010-09-23 01:54:01)
"Does she have long hair?" oh shit! howdya guess that! dude is a drunk, he has run over a dog before and feels guilty. or maybe he hit a kid. defending his good name via cl. thats new
ICEMAN (2010-09-20 15:09:26)
I'm from Canada, I just found this site! roflmfao!!! Can't wait to see more new posts! I'm through all the ones on here already! Man I love my job!!!
anonymous (2010-09-13 13:40:54)
Skip. hahahah
NYAmicas (2010-08-03 18:47:20)
Comic gold.
jos (2010-07-19 07:29:41)
"i even called my girlfriend" WHAHAHAHAHA :)
writemore! (2010-07-19 03:32:01)
haha i feel sorry for the guy who was getting tricked. he seemed to be so...innocent? anywayz good one, made him feel sorry for nothing LOL
57 (2010-07-16 13:07:02)
trolltastic hilarity
Bhnm (2010-07-15 04:12:17)
dude u are great !
(: (2010-07-14 07:23:02)
I want to fuck my GF
jamack (2010-06-23 00:04:57)
Does your girlfriend have long hair? LOL!
mmmmmm (2010-06-21 17:56:36)
I like men.
Drew (2010-06-21 00:23:45)
im homo
anonymous (2010-05-20 15:49:43)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders." hahaha
Name (2010-05-05 01:59:09)
Lol, you insulted his woman!
The dog father (2010-05-03 00:24:33)
So sad for the mingled dog, they killed him in a cold blood. next time always use the armored vehicle to transport him.
Brandon (2010-04-25 18:00:33)
Hey "wilshire" yeah it was serious...seriously funny.
wilshire (2010-04-19 17:20:38)
man.. that was kinda serious.. i'm kinda sad now..
yayo (2010-03-26 12:36:08)
hey my gf's got a long hair on her underarms, could the killer be her?
RH Gibson (2010-03-22 09:17:38)
Shit! That was fucking rude cutting me off in mid-sentence like that you fucking dog killer!
RH Gibson (2010-03-22 09:12:26)
I'm an unemployed, soon to be disbarred tech lawyer. I like to wear hats and I have a prosthetic leg above the left knee. I'm fond of tormenting mildly retarded children and I'm bi-curious. If you need legal representation for litigation in
anon (2010-03-13 01:14:07)
yes, complete genius writing here >the evidence is right in the comments.. this is absolutely mind blowing work nothing but an understatement here!!
john (2010-03-09 21:06:00)
"Does your girlfriend have long hair?" 99.9% of women have long hair, it must be her!
Bloedhoest (2010-03-07 16:36:30)
Sorry to hear your kids are grieving, but I really do hate dogs. I'm glad i hit the dirty flee bag.
jesus (2010-02-25 02:49:51)
I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.
Major Douche Bag (2010-02-22 01:46:59)
This is boring!
anonymous (2010-02-21 19:35:12)
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
Drew (2010-02-19 01:30:10)
My mom is a fag.
anonymous (2010-02-16 09:38:47)
that was awesome
hammy (2010-02-12 01:58:19)
niggers.
sam (2010-01-11 09:08:43)
rob is a fuck tard
anonymous (2010-01-10 01:26:45)
Slightly over the top, but great
K (2009-12-25 22:52:17)
Hah, this one is great.
anonymous (2009-12-23 03:34:28)
lmao @ "they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them" and I love how the guy sounded apologetic at the end like he was doubting if his innocence
DEREK to MIKE (2009-12-10 11:33:18)
I talked to that bitch again, she said she did hit a dog last week...i hope u can understand tht its not her fault shes a woman and cant drive.......lol
Derek (2009-11-29 13:08:23)
Yes, she did hit the dog, came up when i was getting head. Hit her on the head and made my dick bleed. She will replace dog. We are not together anymore.
BITS-Gian (2009-11-28 23:21:21)
pretty lame -_-
anony-moose (2009-11-27 17:05:50)
why you kick my dog?
Dango (2009-11-20 13:29:01)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders" ROFL.. that is still making me crack up 5 mins later.
Camry_Driver (2009-11-14 12:03:43)
pisser!!! I just got done cleaning the *effluent* off my keyboard from laughing so hard.
Hannah (2009-11-13 15:17:40)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders." LMAO
jadall (2009-11-12 04:45:06)
please make more emails very funny
zup (2009-11-08 00:03:57)
lol his girly had manly shoulders. tis a shame he didn't catch that.
Matt (2009-11-05 20:12:47)
pity he didn't take the bait about his girlfriend having manly shoulders
sly (2009-11-05 15:38:04)
I can't stop reading you !! Please, don't stop doing that !! Soooo fun !
skip (2009-10-29 09:05:51)
dead dog walking
dick bag tool shed (2009-10-26 18:33:29)
this one should not be top rated
anonymous (2009-10-13 07:47:50)
LOL no kidding.
J K (2009-10-13 03:24:16)
This is worse than reading comments on youtube.
Mick Mcmickleen (2009-10-13 01:23:44)
No one owns the irs!!! Well if you don't count 90 percent of our country's history.
halfkneegrow (2009-10-08 21:42:03)
the uk owns the irs?
OMGRILLY (2009-10-06 16:51:07)
Like if it wasnt 4 france america wouldnt b around!!! STFU
Who cares (2009-10-04 21:29:44)
Fuckin Americans. Your country bailing out other countries? If it wasnt for your country other countries wouldnt be in the shit in the first place. Fuckin chump.
Chitown (2009-10-04 19:39:34)
put more simply: UK/Europeans need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop bitching because your countries have been bailed out over and over by us,and you are a bunch of pretentious assholes.
Chitown (2009-10-04 19:38:24)
1.) this dude is taking something that all of us do everyday (email) and making it fuckin' hilarious, props, cuz it is. 2.) all this WWII chatter? honestly, irrelevant at this point,but seems like anytime the rest of the world, particularly the UK and
USUK (2009-09-28 23:52:45)
likely we're all assholes with time on our hands or we wouldn't be here, this guy's just creative
Oh_I_get_it... (2009-09-27 12:39:09)
You're an asshole with a lot of time on your hands.
Dickheads (2009-09-25 11:54:15)
It would take a lot more time to write the "fake" answers, rather than actually send these emails to real people.
ToPeopleWhoComplain (2009-09-24 18:00:36)
To people who complain this is fake: open your eyes and read at the top right of the page: "What is this? This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off
Xelief (2009-09-23 14:04:02)
I'm tired of seeing comments about this being fake. Who gives a shit if it's fake or not? And don't think you're really clever or something just because you said so. No one has even been able to prove it, anyway.
anonymous (2009-09-22 06:20:12)
i am the best
USUK (2009-09-22 02:15:22)
how could he miss the joke when he quotes it?! that's not possible. honestlyuk knows whatof he rights
ash (2009-09-18 02:50:17)
well derek didnt deny his gf has big shoulders hahahaha
ir0nhead (2009-09-11 00:54:17)
lol, you are a troll tool. you cannot tell an armed conflict from your own asshole.
lol (2009-09-02 11:11:42)
hahaha wow the comments are wild..from american pride-to european bashing-to WWII (which I agree america didnt do jack shit in, besides lay some atomic bombs right at the end LOL)
dikke ma (2009-08-28 11:52:35)
aan de zuid
anonymous (2009-08-24 07:01:55)
lolz at "huh?"
huh? (2009-08-21 11:05:27)
HonestUK, I think you completely missed the joke. But enough about that. Want to buy a bridge?
Honest-UK (2009-08-20 09:14:51)
If he really hit your dog you would no which street it was on, I think your trying to get a free pooch! Shame on you.
Skip (2009-08-19 21:08:56)
I was hit by a RED Camry, you idiot!! You got the wrong guy ...
anonymous (2009-08-19 00:48:28)
major right wing politics FAIL about three comments down, LEHEW ZUH HERR! _________________________________ that's not right wing you fucking idiot that's called practicallity fucking piece of shit.
anonymous (2009-08-18 12:00:17)
WHAAAAAYYYYYYYTTTTTTEEEEEE PAAAAAWWWWWEEEEERRRRRR! The south will rize again
Gotcha (2009-08-18 01:57:23)
major right wing politics FAIL about three comments down, LEHEW ZUH HERR!
Lord Twatterly (2009-08-17 21:05:56)
Here I thought I was the once giving Craigslist a bad name. I am beaten!
Arnold Feedman (2009-08-13 16:26:30)
I just saw corn in my poop, I haven't eaten any corn in months!
Obama (2009-08-11 08:36:22)
How about we disassemble his Camry piece by piece, and give a little bit to everyone. That way everyone can say that have an undriveable Camry.
anonymous (2009-08-06 14:52:03)
You are my Hero!
Ron Chinoy (2009-08-06 05:46:11)
The only thing funnier than your e-mails are the retards to post under it.
Ben Stiller (2009-08-03 05:41:39)
Who cares if they're French, American, British, Russian or whatsoever? It's kinda crazy how such an e-mail can result in talking about WWII though
Ben Stiller (2009-08-03 05:41:15)
There's no country that won the war, they did it altogether. Even though the Canadians liberated the part where I am living doesn't mean they won the war for us. Yes they did but every single person who made an effort to end the war did it. Who c
Ben Stiller (2009-08-03 05:40:37)
You people talking about WWII seriously need to get a fucking life. Don't you see it's all a case of cause and consequence? Because the Americans en Brits invaded Normandy the Germans where weaker on the east front and vice versa. There's no c
Gay Robert (2009-08-02 19:14:12)
"HITLER IS OUR SAVIOR" you are hilarious man
HITLER IS OUR SAVIOR (2009-08-02 19:13:21)
mmm, its so good though i dont know if i cant control myself :( please have a slice so i dont feel fat, you can even throw it away when im not looking
HITLER IS OUR SAVIOR (2009-08-02 19:12:10)
i guess not, but i dont want to get fat so ill just save the rest for later
HITLER IS OUR SAVIOR (2009-08-02 19:11:28)
anyone save any room for a slice of key lime pie? hmmm anyone?
HITLER IS OUR SAVIOR (2009-08-02 19:10:51)
anyone want a slice of key lime pie? : )
Jephi (2009-08-02 02:44:11)
Ia! Ia! Cthulu f'tagn!
Some guy (2009-08-01 00:04:27)
This exchange is hilarious. Also to the fools debating...find a proper forum for your. This is not the place for it.
touchy pecker3 (2009-07-28 02:35:29)
Actually the russians got there shit handed to them quite a bit since they werent building up their military and were almost 3rd world thru most of the duration of the war. yes America lost more men because we hit harder on the eastern front than the Russ
CAT CRAZIES (2009-07-26 22:55:10)
GO LEXINGTON WILDCATS ! LEXINGTON SC :) !!!!! wooooo
Rachel (2009-07-26 22:53:06)
What a stupid bitch. foreal, i would have started to joke back with him, that shit would be fucking sickk :)
kefi (2009-07-26 20:24:18)
haha
anonymous (2009-07-24 13:58:18)
Seriously. WWII ended over 60 years ago. Who gives a sh*t. If you are going to talk trash about Britian at least use something current. For example; F**K you British people for American Idol. I blame your entire country as a whole for that waste of space
Sam (2009-07-23 23:46:06)
The Russians won WW2 for us, without them we would be under German rule. We should be grateful for their sacrifice. I'm American BTW
anonymous (2009-07-23 18:16:50)
Bak, derk derk allah. Derka derka... mohammad jihad. Haka sherpa sherpa... habaka la!
derka derka (2009-07-23 13:22:05)
America, fuck yeah!
anonymous (2009-07-23 12:22:41)
what is this, fucking youtube? why does the most random shit turn into an america vs. the world debate? fuck you guys.
@ANNOYEd (2009-07-23 12:15:44)
hey dumbass it was a WORLD WAR there was devastating loss of life in all that participated lol u dumb commie
@annoyed (2009-07-23 11:03:03)
The only reason more people died on the eastern front is because you fucking reds had 1 gun for every 10 fucking men, you poor piece of shit commy
Annoyed (2009-07-23 08:46:28)
Proud american, I am so fed up of listening to you Americans and Britain claiming they won WWII. Russia were pouring over the German border by 1944 while D day had just happened. More people died on the eastern front than all other areas combined. Your ig
Shhh (2009-07-23 08:34:05)
Everyone played their part in the war so how about everyone just stays happy eyy? I'm not from US but they did do a lot... and I'm from Australia, but yes UK and US was a Great mix in WWII Be Happy :D Peace out
extraproudamerican (2009-07-22 19:19:00)
That's right Mr. Professor. We were barely involved and we still did better then you weak Europeans!
collegeprofessor (2009-07-22 17:20:13)
proudamerican is an idiot, US involvement in wwii is greatly over exaggerated, in the US especially
Nora (2009-07-21 02:31:54)
wow .. derek was pretty nice about the obvious lies.. so funny though. I can't believe he had to call his gf to verify she hadn't hit a dog. lol
alex (2009-07-20 11:22:30)
Actually, as far as I know, it's the Soviets who sacked the Reichstag...
Guns Harrison (2009-07-19 23:01:49)
This site is cracking me UP!!! Why do all these random people sit around and read the posts and then comment, and then return to re-comment when they say it is a "waste of time"? LOL...I will never understand?
hey josh_uk (2009-07-19 15:51:56)
go fuck
Doogie Wowzer (2009-07-19 10:03:04)
Supercalifagilisticasshat. Love it.
Long Dong Silver (2009-07-19 01:57:21)
Yank this, Josh_UK..**pulls out big 10"
Muah (2009-07-18 19:20:42)
Yes yes yes... amazing
proudamerican (2009-07-17 23:20:52)
hey, josh_uk, show some gratitude to America. We're the reason you're not a fluent german speaker and live in a country called "fatherland"
anonymous (2009-07-17 21:53:17)
hey josh_UK FUCK OFF!!!!!
josh_UK (2009-07-17 18:49:18)
Only an american would post this. Go take over another oil country stupid yanks.
Dildo (2009-07-17 18:08:54)
ho ho ho
Nuggets (2009-07-15 22:58:47)
this one is comedic gold and fuck you duncan
Mark D / HAHAHA (2009-07-15 15:48:09)
Disregard our last posts. We were busy having "man time".
anonymous (2009-07-15 15:44:33)
haha he didn't deny his girlfriend's huge shoulders
SSG (2009-07-15 01:32:04)
hey michael, dont follow suit with assfags
Kenada (2009-07-14 19:10:35)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders" Great line.
anonymous (2009-07-14 00:38:11)
hahaha I used to live in Manayunk...great stuff
Michael (2009-07-13 11:53:42)
I get it the man is unaware that his girlfriend hit Mikes dog and is trying to sell the car because its damaged
anonymous (2009-07-13 02:51:24)
I get it the man is unaware that his girlfriend hit Mikes dog and is trying to sell the car because its damaged
Ricky S (2009-07-12 00:06:15)
I'm a fucking moron and I like to eat shit. I lick Drews ass everytime I have a chance to and he licks mine. We love eachother and if you guys have a problem with that then you can suck my 2-inch dick
wiggly (2009-07-11 13:50:13)
reminds me of the old sysop from hell pages. good stuff
vaginalbloodmist (2009-07-10 12:43:25)
awesome. keep on fuckin with these people. and to these responses. ROFL. i love how the dude reading this pointless shit says to get a life. MIRROR ANYONE>!@>@!?
sluggo (2009-07-10 04:30:22)
this shit is epic,
PowerPuss (2009-07-10 01:59:15)
BUHHH!
Downer Drew (2009-07-10 01:29:06)
Lighten up, Drew. Maybe you're such downer because your name is Drew. I kn
Drew (2009-07-09 16:09:58)
This is the kind of thing someone reads and thinks is funny and wants to copy... and then they turn 14.
Mikes Kids (2009-07-09 15:12:29)
MY DAWG WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!!? WHY!!!?
Me (2009-07-09 13:06:15)
So Ricky, how much sorrier is it that you have time to make comments about Mike having time? Chill out - this site is hilarious. Just found it yesterday.
Ricky S (2009-07-09 12:00:31)
I just got tipped to read this site from a friend. You have to be really sorry to actually have enough time to write e-mails like this. Mike, I suggest you get a life.
HAHAHA (2009-07-09 09:29:06)
HAHAHAHA he didn't know what was going on because you made up some bullshit and annoyed him with it! epic win!
Mark D (2009-07-09 06:52:05)
This is the most unfunny load of shite I have ever read on the internet.
dp (2009-07-09 06:06:16)
torment. lol
anonymous (2009-07-08 23:49:53)
hahahahahhahaha
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:23:43)
cause they had long hair, but I thought it was a man because the shoulders were so big -HAHAHAHAHA, so perfect!
vyrulynt (2009-07-08 16:18:30)
who would even respond to that lol
Fauxhawk (2009-07-08 16:13:24)
It
Bean (2009-07-08 15:05:41)
RAOFLMAO
smartest eurofag69er (2009-07-07 21:28:37)
I am from Europe, I have been to every country. We are all gay, and like the French we surrender our asses to men.
anonymous (2009-07-07 20:22:21)
.
two posts below me (2009-07-07 16:30:40)
go fuck yourself. use your own tears for lube. douchebag pussy.
guy below me. (2009-07-07 16:15:51)
shut the fuck up, you're a pussy.
anon (2009-07-07 16:12:31)
The others were sort of funny, but this one crosses the line. Accusing someone of hit & run isn't funny.
anonymous (2009-07-07 15:51:27)
lmao at "skip"'s comment
anonymous (2009-07-07 11:17:10)
oh lol. You live in my area too. x3
me (2009-07-07 06:32:30)
lol man I love ya! your awsome
skip (2009-07-07 05:29:49)
dont worry guys..... im ok.
anonymous (2009-07-07 02:43:45)
lol trolls
Me (2009-07-05 15:30:44)
I really don't see how pissing people off is funny. Grow up.
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:10:38)
"You know where it happened. Right here in Manayunk" at the one street, you know over by that building, around the corner...dog murderer
anonymous (2009-07-04 15:30:33)
Stop it! Stop It! My stomach hurts LOL!
Shana (2009-07-03 02:41:18)
I'm sure you cause all sorts of anxiety and bodily dysfunctions dealing with these people. lol...you really do need to make a living off of this...kinda like crank yankers or radioprank.com
Jayme (2009-07-02 15:04:40)
Wow...Im amazed at your skill. Thank you.
Sean (2009-06-30 23:55:04)
Does she have long hair? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he fucking answered yes. HAHAHAHAHA
Butthurt Potato (2009-06-30 15:55:14)
I think I'm pissing off the Admin, but he is just having fun watching me get pissed off because my joke wasn't funny while he is bored at work.
Butthurt Potato (2009-06-30 15:25:49)
I tried to be funny but my joke sucked, and now the admin is owning me. He is just toying with me before I'm banned from commenting.
Mike (2009-06-30 14:27:16)
I'm a bitter little bitch because the admin keeps changing my comments
Potato (2009-06-30 12:33:17)
I try too hard to be funny!
aww (2009-06-30 11:20:11)
I love how the guy called his girlfriend to make sure..haha.
swede (2009-06-29 08:20:06)
Best page on the internet for the moment. I laughed so I started to cry
DeviousOne (2009-06-29 04:56:35)
These all make me laugh harder than I have in a looooooong time. WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN REPLY!? hahahahahaha
dick (2009-06-28 12:50:09)
cock
holl (2009-06-26 22:45:28)
she really does have man shoulders.
anonymous (2009-06-26 03:50:00)
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
balls (2009-06-25 21:02:21)
balls
Jen (2009-06-25 14:05:19)
Hahahhaha, he actually took the time to call his girlfriend.
Pig (2009-06-24 21:12:08)
funny
anonymous (2009-06-24 02:05:06)
OMG, this IS the best one yet....
Ivy Knight (2009-06-22 14:38:15)
did the real Derek actually find this? That's awesome
sean (2009-06-21 19:59:58)
Oh God, they killed the dog you stole from when it was just a puppy! you bastard!
cabeera (2009-06-21 16:08:45)
hahahahaha how do you do ittttt
Billy Bob (2009-06-20 10:29:52)
So iz that camry still four sale??
Charlie (2009-06-20 08:02:01)
I want to be friends with this guy
Mihir (2009-06-20 07:39:08)
LOL... most awesomest :D
Devil King (2009-06-20 06:59:20)
Too fucking good man.... too good....
Graphic Designer (2009-06-20 05:33:24)
GENIUS. You should sell an E-book full of these, marketed just like the "Letters from a Nut" series by Ted Nancy. You'd be stackin chips for sure.
Humor enthusiast (2009-06-20 05:32:57)
GENIUS my friend, GENIUS. You should sell an E-book full of these, marketed just like the "Letters from a Nut" series by Ted Nancy. You'd be stackin chips for sure.
Christa (2009-06-20 01:42:10)
some people are so messed up!!
Wicked (2009-06-19 22:04:46)
Been reading through the posts, and this is the funniest yet! You have just made my day. More power to you, ya cheeky bastard. LMAO
Jed (2009-06-19 22:00:26)
"For my kids." Cracks me up
OMFG! TSIFH! PDS! (2009-06-19 18:45:52)
ouch... ,my stomach
Nick (2009-06-19 18:27:58)
your emails are classic bro espically for the fat lady from philly you sir are fucking hilarous mad props to you.
dumpling (2009-06-19 01:08:00)
if the dog was gay, then it could be a hate crime. something to consider for your next adventure.
anonymous (2009-06-17 21:56:04)
i lost it
anon (2009-06-17 16:36:48)
"did she have long hair?" lulz. i can't believe people are this easy to troll
anonymous (2009-06-17 16:01:44)
Lmao dude, you're troll level is over 9,000.
LargeFoot (2009-06-17 09:45:19)
I had a dog.
waterfoot (2009-06-17 00:52:50)
thats the best shit ever!!!!
scrap5000 (2009-06-17 00:47:38)
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Tim (2009-06-17 00:25:30)
hhahaha "Why would you be sorry if you didn't do it?"
Derek (2009-06-16 19:58:03)
omfg i cant believe you put this on the fucking internet. i never hit any dog!
Johan (2009-06-16 11:55:56)
Fucking brilliant. Thanks.
Timbo (2009-06-16 01:31:09)
I am a lawyer and prepared to sue those pricks for you. I am so upset about what happened to your dog, I will do it "no charge".
Timmy Tucker (2009-06-15 18:55:56)
_I_ live in Manyunk. It was _me_ who hit the dog :(
Eje from ETI (2009-06-14 09:37:14)
I love the huge shoulders part. Gets me every time.
BTW (2009-06-13 15:20:25)
I think this poor guy is Derek Davis the chef!
steven (2009-06-13 15:19:17)
I live in Manyunk. It was me who hit the dog, I confess, Leave derek alone!
anonymous (2009-06-13 12:23:08)
Bahahahaha
Alex (2009-06-13 05:32:53)
lol, It's pathetic that these people are so stuck up that they think you are serious. It's genius, and keep going regardless of what these retards say.
Laughing in the UK (2009-06-13 04:13:54)
Sir, you are a genius. Please never stop.
meme (2009-06-13 01:43:50)
I did it
anonymous (2009-06-13 01:03:27)
for the one person who actually took the email to heart (2 emails down).. um, you have no sense of humor and you seriously need to re-consider that one bridge that you were gonna jump off of
anonymous (2009-06-13 01:01:30)
OMFG, i dont know who u r, but ur a complete comic genius. you should make a living off this shit.
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:52:46)
I highly doubt they are selling the car to get rid of evidence of hitting a dog. Get real.
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:06:17)
Sir you are my hero.
anonymous (2009-06-12 22:42:29)
lol

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