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Broken Umbrella
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:51:19
Original ad:
I need an old umbrella for parts. It does not matter if it is broken. I am making an umbrella and maanged to loose one of the little end pieces. Now that I have made the cover I need one more tip to be able to put it back together.
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org

Hello,

I saw your ad for an umbrella and I have one if you are interested. I acquired it from my friend who is an EMT. Its previous owner was struck by lightning while holding the umbrella, so most of the material on top is melted off. The handle is somewhat burned and has some flesh melted to it. It is still in pretty good condition. Let me know if you want it!

Thanks,

Mike
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Dumb (2015-08-20 09:56:19)
Wow, you sent an email that was ignored! Comedy gold!
Mechanical Genius (2013-09-13 17:56:16)
Who the fuck builds an umbrella?
jew (2013-05-02 00:07:21)
hi josh towers, i am a jew and i lost my tip some time ago. can you hook me up? I can get you a safe place in Argentina. Let me know.
anonymous (2013-04-10 06:59:55)
lol funny, and lol at the idiet morans below who think its fail, just simple funny, it is
Anonymous (2013-02-13 01:14:28)
Stop posting these FAILS with no replies. Capiche?
Tyler (2013-02-11 21:46:09)
Not funny, sorry.
TigerladyNZ (2013-02-07 23:54:00)
Anyone that mean deserves to be trolled
W. Ithheld. (2012-08-03 18:21:15)
Jimmy you should learn to read. Third sentence the person says "I am making an Umbrella" Fourth sentence says "Now that I have made the cover"
Jimmy Rustles (2012-07-31 12:16:50)
GUYS. GUYS. LEARN TO READ. It just says for PARTS, in no part of the original ad does it say that he is going to make an umbrella, thats fucking stupid.
PELUCHA (2012-07-28 22:32:51)
REGRESA POR FAVOR TE VOY A ENCONTRAR!!!!!!
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 08:18:19)
WOW.... Thats jewish guy ... Someone lend this dude 3 bucks to help the "BUY the fucking umbrella" fund grow
anonymous (2012-07-03 08:16:51)
WOW.... Thats jewish
Wow (2012-06-19 18:56:01)
This wasn't even funny.
1937 (2012-05-03 21:05:48)
The original ad was probably signed by Robinson Crusoe
TROLOLOLOL (2012-04-18 21:47:17)
Muy bien!
Ian (2012-02-22 10:36:05)
Why cant i post any comments...?
anonymous (2011-12-20 10:22:44)
Ha ha I remember a friend of mine did this, only instead of making an umbrella he beat his wife.
Jim (2011-10-02 03:23:05)
who the fuck makes an umbrella? I thought you just buy those. This isn't Russia. Perhaps he was on a Russian craigslist or some other similar site... who know.
Ben (2011-09-21 01:24:34)
No reply...NICE
hahahahahahahhaahaha (2011-08-18 23:35:53)
It is still in pretty good condition.
Mike Anderson (2011-07-06 15:17:44)
Dudes dudes! Stop it, its just a joke!
@Josh Towers (2011-06-25 11:24:41)
NAZIIIIIIIIIII you get my drift you blood thirsty monster
DUMBASS (2011-06-19 03:51:46)
im sorry if i seem stupid but i dont get it

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