Broken Umbrella
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:51:19
Original ad:
I need an old umbrella for parts. It does not matter if it is broken. I am making an umbrella and maanged to loose one of the little end pieces. Now that I have made the cover I need one more tip to be able to put it back together.
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org
Hello,
I saw your ad for an umbrella and I have one if you are interested. I acquired it from my friend who is an EMT. Its previous owner was struck by lightning while holding the umbrella, so most of the material on top is melted off. The handle is somewhat burned and has some flesh melted to it. It is still in pretty good condition. Let me know if you want it!
Thanks,
Mike
Bob (2010-07-21 16:39:20)
All paramedics are EMTs, but not all EMTs are paramedics.
lobster (2010-07-12 01:54:37)
this duncan sounds like a player
whut (2010-06-28 16:43:03)
test
Wowzer (2010-06-23 21:08:23)
the fuck up.
Wowzer (2010-06-23 21:07:21)
ok so the reply was a good one BUT the dude that calls out the moron who calls out the doofus that assumes everyone reading this lives in a country where they call paramedics "EMTs" has him cracking the fuck up, cracks me the FUCK up, cracks ME th
Dolphin (2010-06-20 12:17:51)
I want to believe that every comment ever left on here but mine is the same person.
lemington buzzkill (2010-05-21 06:48:44)
what a funny chap
jew (2010-03-22 01:48:40)
I'm jewish
DUNCAN (2010-02-27 02:53:03)
HES THE FUCKING MAN
Penis (2010-02-20 21:09:47)
Penis
Claud (2010-02-17 15:14:21)
I am just amazed that no one thinks the umbrella guy is a freak. Who the hell repairs an umbrella??LMAO
lqtm (2010-02-17 13:02:13)
No reply, awesome. this is some really funny shit.
George (2010-02-16 22:56:06)
Penis
meow (2010-02-11 09:07:27)
ok so the reply was a good one BUT the moron who calls out the doofus that assumes everyone reading this lives in a country where they call paramedics "EMTs" has him cracking the fuck up, cracks me the FUCK up
Steven (2010-02-10 17:53:24)
Awesome!
anonymous (2010-01-24 03:22:26)
Paramedics and EMTs are different morons
Jimmy Mcduff (2010-01-06 12:25:42)
ok so the reply was a good one BUT the doofus that assumes everyone reading this lives in a country where they call paramedics "EMTs" has me cracking the fuck up.
tori (2009-12-21 21:24:25)
ok so the reply was a good one BUT the doofus that asked "wait, whats an EMT?!" has me cracking the fuck up.
Derrickness (2009-12-02 03:41:15)
An Emergency Medical Technician
Dun-can't (2009-11-27 17:09:42)
wait, whats an EMT?!
anonymous (2009-11-23 13:52:15)
Hey Mike, I get really bored at work so I surf the internet, this site has kept me going for months, I check it religiously for new posts. Keep up the ridicule.
Why? (2009-11-07 19:39:54)
I don't understand why the webmaster doesn't let you use the name "Duncan" anymore. The Duncan thing was probably good for the website.
oliver (2009-10-30 06:07:40)
haha, you have no idea how fuckin hard it is to not laugh ur ass off in the middle of your office while reading this! PURE GENIUS!
guy (2009-10-28 17:53:28)
re-god-damn-dic-u-lous-ly HILARIOUS dude ur a genius
ronald (2009-10-21 21:37:18)
john, do you really think that a "Comments from Assholes" section is meant to solve anything? as for improving anything it's funny to read comments from assholes (like myself) ?
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