Nebraska Moving Service
Posted at: 2009-06-09 00:51:29
Original ad:
I need a large sectional couch and table moved from Norristown PA, to Lincoln NE. Give me a quote, I am offering $1000.00 but am willing to negotiate. You should be able to fit it all in a 16` truck.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad on ********** and think I can help. I regularly take my Ford Festiva to Tallahassee, FL, and I could drop your stuff off along the way.
Let me know if you are interested,
Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
wtf? lincoln is not on the way to florida. are you serious? it would never fit in your festiva anyway.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
Please do not underestimate or insult my Festiva. I swapped the motor with a Ford F350 and am completely capable of towing your sofa on my boat rack. You can even sit on it if you like.
Lincoln is on the way to Florida, and I would have no problem dropping your couch off there, as long as you drop your attitude with me.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
yeay your full of shit. you have a truck motor in your shitty little festiva? bull fucking shit. do you even know where lincoln is? its in NEBRASKA, dumbass! how the FUCK is that on the way to florida
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I don`t appreciate you insulting my car. How would you like it if I insulted your couch? Hopefully I won`t have to resort to that. I am aware that Nebraska is a little bit out of the way, but I was willing to do this out of the kindness of my heart. Now I am seriously reconsidering.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
I DONT WANT UR FUCKING HELP WITH UR SHITTY LITTLE CAR. GO AHEAD INSULT MY COUCH OOH IM FUCKIN SCARED
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org
Dave,
I warned you not to insult my car. Well I have something to say about your couch. It sucks! The cushions are probably old, ripped and crusty, and sitting on it is very uncomfortable. Your table sounds like a piece of shit too. Fuck you. I hope you never get laid on that couch again.
- Tim
David ********** to Timmy Tucker
FUCK OFF
vemma1320 (2010-08-01 19:48:47)
I find myself coming to your blog more and more often to the point where my visits are almost daily now!
Vlad (2010-07-28 01:04:44)
LMAO @ "I don`t appreciate you insulting my car. How would you like it if I insulted your couch?"
Jonez (2010-07-23 02:39:21)
"Well I have something to say about your couch. It sucks!" Hah xD
dating tips (2010-07-08 12:18:01)
Failing to plan is planning to fail
buy vemma (2010-06-21 13:09:19)
I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome.
Tilgare (2010-06-16 11:04:07)
What's great about this one, is that it didn't seem terribly outlandish... for $1000 bucks, deviating to Nebraska would only extend the trip to FL by a couple days and would probably be well worth it... but the guy is a total douche.
Annebelle (2010-06-13 15:46:19)
HAHAH. i actually laughed at this one,& i didnt for the other ones =)
Black Person (2010-06-07 20:32:12)
@Angry Southerner
Slavery.
Nuff said.
Angry southerner (2010-06-04 22:52:23)
What's wrong with rednecks? And why would you put bleh? I bet your really weird in real life, like you sit at home and play WOW or some bs. Ain't nothin wrong with being from the south you douche bag
emma (2010-06-03 14:20:15)
@blah technically you can end sentences with a preposition
anonymous (2010-05-20 08:05:54)
I couldn't stop laughing after "You can even sit on it if you like"
Marcus (2010-05-01 23:28:52)
haha "blah" got owned
Wow retard (2010-04-07 00:28:44)
Sorry, Blah, let me try that again. You win by being the one with the most brains and wit, which apparently, this guy has none of, asshole.
dd (2010-03-28 03:48:22)
I hope you never get laid on that couch again.
He probably never was! :D
blah (2010-03-23 22:02:00)
@poster below
At least we morons don't end our sentences with prepositions like uneducated rednecks.
Wow retard (2010-03-19 15:24:17)
The guy that thinks David won this exchange is a complete moron. You don't win an argument just by being the one that swears the most. You win by being the one with the most brains and wit, which apparently, this guy has none of.
Kirk (2010-03-16 16:46:28)
LOL!! You added the table!!!! LOL that was really tasty icing on that cake!
anonymous (2010-03-15 17:59:47)
Sorry dude, but you were the pwned fuckhead in this exchange, David bitchsmacked you into next week.
anonymous (2010-02-24 20:24:30)
Your table sounds like a piece of shit too.
hahahaha
Rofl (2010-02-23 14:21:54)
These comments say a lot about the country they come from. Hahaha pathetic
anonymous (2010-02-17 16:41:28)
how the FUCK is that on the way to florida??
Joel (2010-02-17 13:50:07)
Damn I felt insulted and im not even a couch.
jutty (2010-02-11 02:04:18)
Fuck you. I hope you never get laid on that couch again hahaha
Mayor of Lincoln (2010-01-11 09:00:57)
First off Lincoln is a fine city to raise a good christian family. We have good parks, schools,entertainment and corn that serves as an endless supply of cheap dildoes.
daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:31:11)
"There is nothing bland about Lincoln, NE . We love to corn husk." Well, that certainly proves us wrong, lol
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