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Nebraska Moving Service
Posted at: 2009-06-09 00:51:29
Original ad:
I need a large sectional couch and table moved from Norristown PA, to Lincoln NE. Give me a quote, I am offering $1000.00 but am willing to negotiate. You should be able to fit it all in a 16` truck.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org

Hey,

I saw your ad on ********** and think I can help. I regularly take my Ford Festiva to Tallahassee, FL, and I could drop your stuff off along the way.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim


David ********** to Timmy Tucker

wtf? lincoln is not on the way to florida. are you serious? it would never fit in your festiva anyway.

Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org

Dave,

Please do not underestimate or insult my Festiva. I swapped the motor with a Ford F350 and am completely capable of towing your sofa on my boat rack. You can even sit on it if you like.

Lincoln is on the way to Florida, and I would have no problem dropping your couch off there, as long as you drop your attitude with me.

- Tim

David ********** to Timmy Tucker

yeay your full of shit. you have a truck motor in your shitty little festiva? bull fucking shit. do you even know where lincoln is? its in NEBRASKA, dumbass! how the FUCK is that on the way to florida

Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org

Dave,

I don`t appreciate you insulting my car. How would you like it if I insulted your couch? Hopefully I won`t have to resort to that. I am aware that Nebraska is a little bit out of the way, but I was willing to do this out of the kindness of my heart. Now I am seriously reconsidering.

- Tim

David ********** to Timmy Tucker

I DONT WANT UR FUCKING HELP WITH UR SHITTY LITTLE CAR. GO AHEAD INSULT MY COUCH OOH IM FUCKIN SCARED

Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org

Dave,

I warned you not to insult my car. Well I have something to say about your couch. It sucks! The cushions are probably old, ripped and crusty, and sitting on it is very uncomfortable. Your table sounds like a piece of shit too. Fuck you. I hope you never get laid on that couch again.

- Tim

David ********** to Timmy Tucker

FUCK OFF
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Asche (2013-05-12 08:53:35)
Poor coach got owned so hard.
tyaizuiqc (2013-04-10 00:25:17)
Warum Pers"onliche Alarme Für Elderly person Self-Defense Custom Made Senioren haben eine Vielzahl von M"oglichkeiten, wenn es ium Selbstverteidigung Methods kommt. Jedoch most diese M"oglichkeiten mit unterschiedlichem Graduate der Wirksa
annaferry (2013-03-01 03:38:54)
trqwe
Etellex (2012-12-28 17:17:57)
Ford Festiva? lumeneo smera would have been funnier
Morton (2012-10-26 16:03:23)
"It sucks!" Hahahaha nice insult! Love it.
Jasmin (2012-09-24 14:26:33)
I laughed so hard when I searched google to see what a ford festiva looked like! lol
Beolex (2012-08-09 16:22:15)
"and I would have no problem dropping your couch off there, as long as you drop your attitude with me. " This guy is an absolute king, hahahaha.
Ken Block (2012-07-14 10:44:43)
WTF?! My Ford is Bad Fucking Ass! Gymkhana!
Kendra (2012-07-02 19:25:10)
I finally had the common sense NOT to read these at work anymore. I just screamed. I started at the beginning of the archives. LMAO!
FINALLY (2012-07-01 09:58:01)
read all , post more please !!
I DID IT (2012-07-01 04:02:17)
I read them all,"sigh" now time to go get a life.
Holo (2012-06-16 21:32:00)
Oh god, This is like Sheldon Cooper!
IDK (2012-05-25 21:04:23)
@anonymous Who cares if it was in England first, they were talking about Lincoln, NE.
João Ramalho (2012-05-03 19:33:27)
I can't believe you insulted his couch like that! That was way over the line man..
Sean (2012-04-27 15:19:28)
Huh, I'm from lincoln.
Davegrrd (2012-03-06 16:51:52)
I have an ad for a furniture retailer on the side.
anonymous (2012-02-29 01:10:18)
This dude is a try hard David Thorne. But I suppose imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
anonymous (2012-02-22 08:37:53)
@T - i think you will find that 'pillshere' is correct, Lincoln was certainly in england first, so i think you owe him/her an apology...
Radha (2012-02-03 02:06:39)
dude u r brilliant !!
taco bell (2012-01-30 13:50:48)
I hope you never get laid on that couch again.
Indigo (2012-01-03 11:08:38)
UNCOMFORTABLE TO SIT ON lololol
miami (2011-12-26 06:47:05)
You can even sit on it if you like. rothflmao....omg
T (2011-12-12 00:38:48)
@PillsHere Lincoln is the capital of Nebraska, genius.
PillsHere (2011-12-01 05:59:50)
Lincoln isn't in Nebraska, it is in England, what a dumb bitch
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 13:10:47)
"How would you like it if I insulted your couch? Hopefully I won`t have to resort to that."

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