Comatose Grandma Sitter
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:58:37
What a bitch!
Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.
Thanks,
Tim
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
no thanks that is sick! show some sympathy you prick!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com
Obviously I am not offering you enough money. I will pay you $15 an hour, but in return I need you to unplug her life support after you get her to sign the will.
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
YOU ARE FUCKING SICK I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com
You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting. I will find a babysitter that has a little bit more balls than you.
From ***********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK OFF
Vlad (2010-07-28 01:56:11)
LMAO @ "You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting" :)
iLoveNuclearLol (2010-07-20 21:56:03)
FUCK OFF
lol so gay.
@allfraudstermuppets (2010-07-16 21:31:47)
FUCK OFF is not common ? You fucking homos.I say FUCK OFF all the time in emails. Please send me your email address to I can tell YOU to FUCK OFF. NOW FUCK OFF.
@allfraudstermuppets (2010-07-16 21:31:14)
FUCK OFF is not common ? You fucking homos.I say FUCK OFF all the time in emails. Please send me your email address to I can tell YOU to FUCK OFF. NOW FUCK OFF.
57 (2010-07-16 13:00:17)
This guy seems to get 'fuck off' from people as a natural reaction. I don't say it all the time, but in a conversation with this guy? What else can you say.
For the retard (2010-07-13 23:44:06)
Piss in your own mouth you sicko, you would think of that. Nasty.
anonymous (2010-06-30 22:36:09)
hey buddy i have lived on every single continent except Antarctica and i have heard the term fuck off on all of them so go piss in your mouth.
alvez (2010-06-26 14:25:27)
love it ...Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family.
Anon (2010-06-25 02:57:46)
@Pügg
Nothing like some good old-fashioned xenophobia. Get an education, you fucking hick.
Pügg (2010-06-23 21:46:30)
@Idiots - "Bloody"? Get off my internet, you stinky-breathed British person. >:(
Idiots (2010-06-22 03:56:28)
Anyone who thjnks 'fuck off is an uncommon phrase is a bloody moron. Not EVERYONE is from the US, retards.
@zack (2010-06-16 23:09:59)
hey zack. Obviously YOU weren't reading close enough. Felix's point was that if the babysitter pulled the plug, she would be out of an easy job... had nothing to do with the will dumbass
Yoshimano (2010-04-28 18:20:08)
"..the fast-paced industry of baby-sitting"! God where did you get that? Great! I loved the "unplug her life-support" part :) You must have french origins for showing such a taste in ba
lack comedy and 2nd degree humour
niggers (2010-04-24 09:11:58)
funny.......i guess.
Alex (2010-04-20 09:44:10)
To the dumb ass who wrote that fuck off is an uncommon term, you're an idiot. I live in Massachusetts and I say that and hear it said by others all the time.
Love it! (2010-04-14 17:35:19)
this is the funniest website i've seen in a long time. i don't care if it's real or fake. Its just down right funny. Keep it up!
Lil-cent Innocent (2010-03-26 09:00:52)
So funy,that's great now keep up
RealOrFake ? (2010-03-25 10:53:51)
Your name should be MoronOrRetard. OMG they use caps... and they use uncommon phrases such as "fuck off"... it has to mean they're fake! ::tardgasm::
ugh (2010-03-22 10:28:14)
zack. think moar pleez. If she didnt unplug it and stayed there she'd get paid 10-15$ an hour, why would she want to unplug it instead of waiting there for free cash.
zack (2010-03-19 01:30:45)
hey felix. obviously you werent reading closely. he said to unplug it AFTER she gets her to sign the will. get some glasses.
RealOrFake (2010-03-18 16:38:49)
Either these responses are fake or edited...too many end in CAPS, have similar grammar style, and use the same phrases (ie. "fuck off"). Although, real or fake, this site is hilarious!
Yawn (2010-03-16 10:49:19)
Boooooring.
mikey (2010-03-15 21:32:20)
u r a faget
Felix (2010-03-15 11:44:54)
That babysitter would be stupid to unplug her. Then the job would be gone.
Stephen (2010-03-15 08:32:02)
Timmy Tucker is from Family Guy. but that was so funny. :D
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