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Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike



From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.
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pink panter (2010-08-26 08:46:50)
whites, blacks, yellows, reds... ya all need to suck cock
white power (2010-08-25 14:41:41)
niggers need to die
BlackPower (2010-08-24 01:58:24)
Fuck whites
faggot (2010-08-19 01:48:47)
fuck
WhitePower (2010-08-18 14:17:51)
I hate niggers.
Testing (2010-08-17 17:19:58)
Testing
Draco Yamada (2010-08-10 14:34:15)
great stuf XD loved the end XD
csca (2010-08-06 02:55:52)
LOL.
pota (2010-08-04 10:49:06)
suck my pussy fuckers!
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I just book marked your blog on Digg and StumbleUpon.I enjoy reading your commentaries.
JorgoJerShied (2010-07-20 10:38:05)
Hello. And Bye.
testamozza (2010-07-19 21:43:55)
I think Mike Hunt is Hugh Jorgen's cousin.
anonymous (2010-07-16 22:10:26)
Omg where did you find this offer? I got to get my hands on some kittens. They are so good broiled
57 (2010-07-16 13:04:26)
That is fucking awesome. Tits up all the way around.
SadieBug (2010-07-11 21:17:11)
Lol. This is hilarious.
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Never go to bed on an argument
Noam (2010-07-06 16:43:53)
ROTFLOL
hater_of_dumbasses (2010-07-05 17:48:52)
I find it funny that the dumb ass is concerned for the kittens' wellbeing when they are obviously still too young to be sold. Kittens need to be 8-12 weeks old before they're separated from their mother and litter mates.
Peta (2010-07-04 23:19:32)
Mike, I'm afraid that 1 cat per 2 days is not enough for a Bengal Tiger. Unless you feed it more kittens or switch to puppies we will have to confiscate your tiger.
OMG (2010-07-03 23:09:27)
HAHAHA his name is MIKE HUNT (my cunt)
penis (2010-06-29 15:23:35)
Mike Hunt= my cunt
ShowMeYourVagina (2010-06-27 05:44:21)
Does his name sound like "my cunt" to any of you?
who (2010-06-24 01:01:16)
This is epic! this website is officially my favourite website in all of internet!
Shari (2010-06-21 20:52:59)
OMFG - I am rolling, and I am a total animal lover!!!!!
HUGE dICK (2010-06-21 00:31:48)
I WANT ALL 6 PUSSIES LOLOLoLOLOLOLOLOL

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