Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
NO.
Comments:
anonymous (2010-01-10 01:16:18)
Some stuff here is meh, but some is SERIOUSLY FUCKIN WIN
predatr (2010-01-06 19:33:37)
Tiger will too eat cats, even a lion if the lion dies. I've seen it. I just saw on the news that Tiger must eat a lot of pussies.
Insop (2010-01-04 12:57:39)
What is the tax rate for a forex market? About a year ago, I invested couple thousands of dollars in forex market. I have more lose than gain. Overall, I've gained around $7000.00 (my loss is higher than this value). My question is what would the tax
The Kidd (2009-12-04 13:49:59)
"I seriously need those kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger." Haha awesome.
gerministar (2009-11-29 02:21:29)
Does anyone wish to adopt a kitten?It is 2months old and is litter trained. She is docile and friendly. She needs a new home. Please let me know if anyone is interested!
fashShassutle (2009-11-23 20:58:55)
Could not find a suitable section so I written here, how to become a moderator for your forum, that need for this?
tony (2009-11-23 14:17:09)
that would have been funny as hell if he said yes after you said u were just kidding
anonymous (2009-11-21 19:30:13)
bare lols
anonymous (2009-11-20 05:05:01)
NO hahahahaha
ME (2009-11-18 18:16:29)
This guy is inspiring, this is a good idea on a drunken afternoon. . . here I go!
Voldemort (2009-11-18 16:37:53)
this is awesome.
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Cccc (2009-11-14 21:09:44)
to mick mars: sure a tiger might noe eat a cat (idk?) but not if they don't know. I coul;d easily krind up some beef and mix it with some veggies, or mashed potatoes or something, and a cow will eat it.
viossa (2009-11-14 19:20:20)
This one is just gawsome! Disregard anything I said about a tiger... hahaha
Mick Mars (2009-11-11 10:32:41)
Tigers don't eat cats...that's like eagles eating bluejays
Libra (2009-11-10 20:28:59)
Fuck you, guy calling yourself Allah. The Qur'an says that God created humans of different races and faiths for a reason. Stupid asshole.
That Guy (2009-11-10 18:41:33)
I'm posting a "lol" because I wanted to make sure everyone who reads this knows that I thought it was funny, even though you could care less.
ipod (2009-11-08 01:43:41)
"disregard anything i said about a tiger"
gay-tard (2009-11-04 23:39:14)
hahaha "You will not get a single kitten from me." greedy bitch!!!
Dushon Mandick (2009-11-02 20:22:10)
That was the funniest shit ever!!!!!!!!
MBII (2009-10-29 16:54:26)
The idiot who named himself "Allah" and left a comment really needs to grow up
Mr Anonymous (2009-10-28 22:13:50)
Just what I needed...a good laugh while I'm at work...this site is the shit
Nope (2009-10-16 18:39:05)
This is such a clever site. Thank you. I really needed a good laugh.
anonymous (2009-10-16 16:29:29)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Omg
farglenargle (2009-10-16 08:06:40)
Wow. Win. Just...just win.
FUCK YOU (2009-10-15 11:59:30)
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цветам (2009-10-15 10:32:01)
Слабо моё имя расшифровать 5cd6286d8eb4064443210fde3130d237 ?
StottPype (2009-10-07 21:05:16)
Hi People
How are you doing?
Dresden (2009-10-03 21:12:43)
Mike Hunt...epic :D
superswede (2009-09-30 14:26:44)
Hahahahaahhaahah, awesome!
Allah (2009-09-23 03:29:38)
YOU INFIDELS!! BURN!!!
anonymous (2009-09-18 17:36:07)
Who owns a Bengal Tiger?
Lizzle (2009-09-17 19:23:00)
<33333
Anna (2009-09-10 00:55:11)
...Mike Hunt? oh my god, double-rule.
Anna (2009-09-10 00:54:35)
HAAAAAAAA. oh, you rule.
butt (2009-09-07 22:59:55)
BLAH
Jessica (2009-09-07 16:57:38)
Omg I just fucked my bf and were gettin hot and heavy!!!!!
poindexter (2009-09-06 21:44:46)
Mike Hunt?? Didn't any of you moron's get this???
Lololololol (2009-09-04 14:22:41)
And then Juan comments it???? Hahaha.
juan (2009-09-03 00:11:41)
omg lol at previous comment
Mexicans suck (2009-08-31 16:30:17)
Hey miguel... shouldnt you be at a ricky martin concert or somethin? Go jump back over the fence
Miguel (2009-08-30 15:12:39)
LOL "I was just kidding"
"NO!" XD
kkk anonymous (2009-08-25 16:08:39)
Seth the cheap heeb is a fucking covetous jew
tetris (2009-08-24 20:35:22)
XD "NO."
neo (2009-08-20 14:21:03)
Dialog continued--
Mike Hunt: OK, on to plan b: I'll just have six of my friends buy them off you and then pay them. So what's the difference?
Nina (2009-08-17 23:28:33)
Oh gawd!:'D
Lord Twatterly (2009-08-17 21:08:08)
What a splendid hobby you have, sir.
anonymous (2009-08-17 09:28:37)
go go go :)
Freebord (2009-08-16 08:18:03)
Disregard anything I said about a tiger. - Golden
Seth the cheap heeb (2009-08-13 02:18:28)
I am scouring craigslist Pets to see if I can bait some animal lover
Yo Yo
alexd3 (2009-08-08 06:50:10)
Very nice site!
sl (2009-08-08 04:14:55)
I'm going to post a classified ad one day to mess with you, lol
shittyballs (2009-08-08 00:11:36)
I really hope duncan is actually the guy who writes this site and just gets kicks from making his fans ironically hate him.A double whammy...
Paul (2009-08-06 09:33:27)
OK, so I'm reading through all these comments, about people getting pissed at Duncan, but not seeing him saying anything that should even remotely warrant such a response...
duncan (2009-08-05 20:53:32)
hey, how did everybody get in my room?
ZZZZ (2009-08-05 14:03:52)
hahah "mike hunt"
Paingel (2009-08-04 21:29:22)
no one should be selling kittens before 12-16 weeks, so I think feeding them to a tiger at 3 weeks is way better than rehoming them before they're ready/vaccinatrd/done being nourished from Mom!
Duncan (2009-08-04 08:14:27)
look I'm duncan too dumbasses he's 50 different people not one fucktards
lmfao (2009-07-30 23:09:43)
this is all so brilliant! i need more of these!
Anonymous (2009-07-30 15:19:20)
Love IT!!
anonymous (2009-07-29 05:46:26)
lol funny shit
anon (2009-07-29 03:49:00)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
just kidding can i have them
wazzat (2009-07-28 05:34:55)
who's duncan
Gjken (2009-07-23 20:59:37)
Well yeah, just forget about the tiger... hahahah XD
Satan (2009-07-23 16:29:05)
An Asian will buy them and eat them anyway.
kill (2009-07-23 04:36:26)
fuck you duncan
Ultran (2009-07-19 04:33:06)
Wow. That lady is extremely stupid.
Me (2009-07-18 05:31:14)
Lmao @ I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger. XD
Foringonz (2009-07-17 19:42:04)
Ее медно рыжие волосы ниспадали на белые подушки.
http://gamaked.host.sk/cat-12/znakomstv499.html
http://kimimatabu.host.sk/cat-21/sarans-znakomst213.html?b
zrk is fat (2009-07-17 17:37:19)
he is. #LOWBIRD PZ LATA PZ LATA
anonymous (2009-07-17 11:55:26)
wow kid your good
WhySoSerious (2009-07-17 03:59:30)
Lol, this website is obviously about trolling, why is everyone getting pissed at Duncan. Every e-mail I look at, it always has "DUNCAN YOUR A FAG". He's most likely trolling himself, chill out peepz, the e-mail is funny
Instant Lunch (2009-07-17 03:23:50)
Actually uh huh, my middle school gym teachers name was Michael Hunt, no lie.
uh huh (2009-07-17 00:13:24)
mikecunt? a little amateur don't you think? we were making this joke in high school she should have caught on what a dumb shit.
Priesty (2009-07-16 09:02:39)
Hey you better watch it, smartass. My ki
Oh man... (2009-07-15 16:22:55)
I think I'm losing my mind. I'm actually starting to laugh at Duncan's comments. *sigh
My favorite so far.
MM88 (2009-07-15 13:26:01)
You'd think the woman would be suspicious when the guy's name is "Mike Hunt."
dwalk (2009-07-15 08:12:43)
BRILLIANT!!!! lol
Grapefruit rind (2009-07-13 17:30:57)
BRILLIANT
I was in tears after reading this one
Strages (2009-07-13 10:05:19)
Who cares if they're just
@hemambini (2009-07-13 04:55:24)
Newb!
blah (2009-07-11 20:01:59)
P.S. I'm clearly a jackass
blah (2009-07-11 17:16:29)
I can tell from the sentence structure that alot of these are fake. It's clearly one guy sending emails back and forth to himself.
JoeMamma (2009-07-10 12:14:16)
LMFAO Disregard anything I said about a tiger. Hilarious. Makes me want to post an ad, just so we can have some witty exchanges.
[Purples] (2009-07-10 06:27:12)
Holy shit I woke my roommate up laughing at this one!
anonymous (2009-07-10 00:14:07)
Ok, just disregard all the ridiculously non-clever comments and take this as truth; this is fucking hilarious, well played my friend.
Rob Loggia (2009-07-09 17:39:55)
Oh groan, "Mike Hunt?"
1 GB thumb drive (2009-07-09 12:43:16)
I'm useless nowadays...
retardo (2009-07-09 12:42:28)
Disregard anything I said about a tiger!!! AWESOME!!!
goe (2009-07-09 12:42:08)
Disregard anything I said about a tiger!!!
holly (2009-07-09 12:41:55)
Disregard anything I said about a tiger!!
NOODLE (2009-07-09 06:59:09)
i love it. just a simple NO at the end, amazing
Anthony Ribal (2009-07-08 22:05:40)
LOL U SO FUNNY.
Rolfero (2009-07-08 10:45:23)
That is so mean! Seriously. Now that poor tiger will die from starvation. :(
Johnny Potsmoker (2009-07-07 15:08:38)
Absolute quality... :D laughed hard at this.
To all the muppets complaining, see the humour, or go hug a tree....god damn hippies
ahahahah (2009-07-07 10:59:55)
ahahaahah
edgecombe (2009-07-07 03:06:54)
disregard anything about tigers. FUCKIN AMAZING MAN
Utetopia (2009-07-06 23:40:53)
"I seriously need all six kittens though...." Haha.
Anthony (2009-07-06 05:20:23)
its like shut up and just give it to me
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:55:55)
I must repeat what has been repeated already "disregard anything I said about a tiger" Just steller
Rocky (2009-07-04 23:30:24)
This one is the best of the bunch. Don't know what it is about kittens, but I cried from laughing at this one. Well done!
Ivan (2009-07-02 10:35:25)
Too funny..."strict diet of cats" lol you're a bloody genious
AceFlamingo (2009-07-02 09:15:30)
He should have fed HER to the tiger. Cats and pussy are alike, no?
blendedtoast (2009-07-02 05:34:43)
i must agree "disregard anything i said about a tiger" def best line ever
anonymous (2009-07-01 22:45:41)
the only thing i laughed at was the shitcunts who found this email funny!
anonymous (2009-07-01 17:18:32)
Sandman (2009-07-01 03:12:51)
Thank you for reminding me not to take life to serious. F$&"k em if they can take a joke. And don't argue with stupid because they don't know when you've won.
anonymommy (2009-06-30 20:56:01)
you're a dick
Kavingi (2009-06-30 12:28:57)
"Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
" is the greatest line ever
Hot Chick (2009-06-30 10:09:05)
I got some kittens to feed you, Tiger! ;)
Asshole's fan (2009-06-29 18:23:24)
HAHAHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE!
Des (2009-06-29 12:34:27)
lmfao
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:34:53)
Jokes
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:23)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:13:20)
The Zeeg (2009-06-28 09:50:10)
hahaaaaaa
anonymous (2009-06-26 22:28:23)
lol hha
no really, i need the cats. lol
=]]
anonymous (2009-06-26 21:49:07)
you need six kittens hah
unanimos (2009-06-26 10:12:47)
You made me laugh so hard,I pissed my pants :-) ! (~:
prokill@rXX3 (2009-06-25 08:11:02)
LOL MAN I CNAT STOP LAFFIN!!!
Jack (2009-06-25 06:25:04)
Haha nice dude!
huni (2009-06-25 05:05:03)
Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!! fucking amazing!!!
chris (2009-06-24 23:51:30)
funniest one yet!
lewblum (2009-06-24 14:59:51)
Best one yet.
anonymous (2009-06-24 12:39:42)
i like the ones where you mess with people who deserve it versus someone looking to find a home for animals.
this was very funny though.
anonymous (2009-06-23 20:05:12)
SOOOOO FUNNY! I seriously can't stop laughing and thats not good cause I'm at work! people are gonna thing I'm crazy, lol
I just think that after all that you might want to send those people an email to let them know it was a joke!
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 02:30:01)
Fighting on a post that is supposed to make u laugh? Some people are too serious
moonin (2009-06-22 12:39:22)
hahaha i can suck my own poop out my ass
anonymous (2009-06-21 01:00:27)
LOL this shit is so funny, u rock
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 22:07:17)
Duncan you piece of shit. Rot in hell! Duncan you deserve to be fed to a tiger. But he probably not. I don't think Tigers eat garbage.
abi (2009-06-20 19:54:18)
something must be wrong with me, cuz i think this is hilarious.
anonymous (2009-06-20 08:00:32)
disregard anything i said about a tiger, fucking amazing this shit rules
anonymous (2009-06-20 02:48:48)
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
ahhhh haha rofl
anonymous (2009-06-20 02:21:06)
bwhaaahaha
definitely my favorite. i can't help but laugh ridiculously loudly despite all the people in the library staring at me
lol (2009-06-20 02:10:41)
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
trini (2009-06-20 02:00:16)
You need to put up a disclaimer: "Do not read this site in the library" !!!! Great work
anonymous (2009-06-19 21:53:14)
I've been reading through these emails for the last 10mins and this one just made me fall to the ground in tears. great work man.
Your mom (2009-06-19 18:09:45)
This is hysterical!!
copacetic (2009-06-19 18:05:46)
I would have also gone with "So you'd deny the right of one really big cat to eat and live to save the lives of 6 smaller ones? Who are you to play god?"
Kip (2009-06-19 17:17:46)
Best one ever
Houston (2009-06-19 14:30:43)
Tigers have to eat too.....
Jason (2009-06-19 13:25:13)
Nice.
Nate (2009-06-19 08:30:46)
HAHAHA that's funny.
MasterRaiger (2009-06-19 05:23:50)
Giving kittens away that are too young! Fail owner! Beleiving you have a tiger? Fail human!
Brian Kilby (2009-06-18 22:58:30)
I just woke my wife up laughing at this one. This is like the trolling I used to do on Usenet when I was a teenager. Very nice stuff.
alanwine (2009-06-18 20:46:48)
now that you have a large following, are you thinking of starting a cult?
Anonymous (2009-06-18 10:57:01)
Very well played sir, I commend you!
smart (2009-06-18 10:51:31)
you're a genius. very funny.
;)
Nick Gers (2009-06-18 09:15:17)
Mike Hunt. Classic.
anonymous (2009-06-18 04:58:40)
So awesome, I belive you deserve a special reddit section!
stupid (2009-06-17 21:07:23)
you're a moron. not funny.
Remi (2009-06-17 19:25:08)
Best one I've read so far.
Prakash (2009-06-17 15:05:41)
Roflcopter! My boss is giving me piercing looks
Carrolah (2009-06-16 16:32:57)
:D
happynow (2009-06-16 15:40:12)
omfg. I am ohsoveryhappy right now. :) specially after munky's comment. HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
fishwolf (2009-06-15 21:44:30)
LOVE IT!
Hugh Jass (2009-06-15 14:37:30)
You need to get off Mommy's computer and go to school, you pimple faced jerk!
Icemansab (2009-06-13 21:10:59)
A classic, I laughed so hard I cried.
Galex (2009-06-13 17:52:15)
THIS IS PURE GENIUS omg LOOOOOOOLLLL
munky (2009-06-13 08:34:43)
Hoho, he's called Mike Hunt SMLOL
Say his name really fast...
headicus (2009-06-13 04:58:37)
FUCKING AWESOME, keep up the good work. Seeing as Im funemployed I may need to start doing this in seattle!
loling (2009-06-13 03:57:56)
loling rite now lol...
"From Shannon ******* to Me
NO. "
lolz
Sariefloss (2009-06-13 03:02:39)
The most sickening thing is that those kittens are way to to young to be given away. Irresponsible pet owners ahoy!
anonymous (2009-06-12 22:44:31)
You are a genius.
GENIUS.
Shorester (2009-06-12 22:18:32)
I wish there were a million of these.
Kiko Martinez (2009-06-12 17:41:10)
I'm at work and I can't stop laughing as I read all these emails. Check out my site when you get a chance www.CineSnob.net
Praetor (2009-06-12 03:59:55)
win
i love you for this site
hotdogturtle (2009-06-12 01:55:18)
Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
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