Air Hockey Sex Table
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:56:51
This guy is the shit.
Original ad:
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
RE: Air Hockey Table
Hello,
I saw your ad for an air hockey table and had a question about it. My girlfriend tells me has always wanted to have sex on an air hockey table. Before I shell out $150 for this, I just wanted to know if sex on an air hockey table is practical and/or really even worth it. I told her if she wanted air blowing on her we could just lay on a window fan, but she is insisting that I get an air hockey table. What do you think?
Tim
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
Dont think it is as sturdy as my pool table but you two can c0ome try it out and let me know
From Timmy Tucker to **********@yahoo.com
Great. I'll let my girlfriend know. Will we have privacy, or are you going to be there to make sure we don't break it?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
I will be there for support and help but very private
Rob (2013-03-09 02:35:28)
Don't mind me. I always sit in the dark staring at my air hockey table while masturbating. You and your girlfriend just happen to be there while it's happening.
TigerladyNZ (2013-02-08 04:35:17)
This guy was onto it. Well done.
ummm... (2012-04-29 01:53:56)
or this guy is just a pervert
Anon E. Mouse (2012-02-29 13:35:58)
funny, but lame as hell that you didn't put up the original ad and it's just blank!
Stevie (2012-02-06 12:27:14)
This guy is amazing. Nice to see someone can reconize what he's trying to do instead of being all like "FUCK YOU MIKE, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER DON'T EVEN REPLY."
Degru (2012-01-27 16:47:03)
I lost it at "support and help". Genius on both sides!
Blackdog (2011-12-16 18:24:07)
That guy is definitely the shit, you should have become friends with him because he's clearly going somewhere in life
@Wilburn (2011-12-10 16:53:27)
Your comment is the single least funny thing I have ever read you piece of stupid shit
Kingault (2011-12-03 18:01:55)
Genius...
Leonard Hatred (2011-10-19 12:40:17)
@abasslinelow
Don't ever quote Family Guy on something that's actually funny ever again, you monstrous faggot.
Ben (2011-09-21 21:54:14)
Ladies & gentlemen, We have a Winner! This guy IS the shit...or he already knows its a prank. Still, a winner!
abasslinelow (2011-07-29 20:35:23)
I was gonna suggest that we eat the kids. You know, jokingly at first, but then I was gonna gauge your reaction and if you were cool with it, we would go from there.
Wow (2011-07-29 11:43:14)
My favorite!
Wilburn (2011-07-29 05:09:43)
He wanted them to -cum- over and try it lol
Lolzerbomb (2011-07-25 21:47:49)
He only wanted to assist them, can't you see he's just being a nice guy?
yew (2011-07-19 05:27:43)
fuck, mate ur in
anonymous (2011-07-14 19:10:24)
shutup you 4chan faggots
ffffffffffffffffffff (2011-07-11 17:34:36)
troll got trolled.
anonymous (2011-06-14 07:42:53)
I wouldn't mind a couple fucking on my air hockey table aslong as the girl is hot and they buy it afterwards
Odaval (2011-06-06 14:15:31)
This man needs a trophy!
lol (2011-05-28 08:34:25)
This guy wins in my book lol
dude (2011-05-24 18:20:24)
this guy was nicer then the other people who reply and awesomer!!!!
dude (2011-05-24 18:19:48)
this guy rocks!!!!!
dude (2011-05-24 18:19:30)
XD i like this one the best!!!!!!!!!! haha i love this dude! he hella is the shit!!!!
3rd Troll (2011-05-24 09:11:43)
And i'll be video-taping it
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