Ride in the D.A.R.E. Mobile
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:54:41
I had to fuck with this girl some more...
Original ad:
26 year old female who loves music looking for friendly male concert buddy.
i have tickets to see STS9 tomorrow night and am looking for someone to go with me to see them. you must be 420 friendly!
From Mike Hunt to ***********@***********.org
yoooooo brah! whats good. im totally down for sts9! i saw you are 420 friendly, so i hope its cool if i shoot up some heroin on the way there. also ive got a few tanks of nitrous for the lots, can we fit them in your car? i can throw up some coke for gas
mike
From Stacey ***** to Me
um thats not really what i meant by 420 friendly. i really dont want someone doing heroin in my car and i dont want to get pulled over with nitrous tanks. arent those really illegal?
From Mike Hunt to Stacey *****
well psh sorry i didnt realize i was dealing with fucking officer stacey over here. i didnt want to take a ride in the D.A.R.E. mobile anyway so fuck you
From Stacey ***** to Me
what?! fuck you!
Comments:
anonymous (2010-02-06 06:18:40)
How does someone NOT know about D.A.R.E.??
meow (2010-01-10 16:02:29)
just to let those know who dont know what the D.A.R.E. mobile is...
D.A.R.E. is a group of people who are basicly against going drugs, bad things .. stuff like that. usually police officers will promote the group
Cool (2010-01-07 03:35:33)
What is D.A.R.E. mobile?
Mike Hunt-Hertz (2009-12-09 11:35:20)
wanna get hi??
Du.ncan (2009-12-08 19:53:55)
'Mike hunt' sounds like 'my cunt'
Officer Stacy (2009-12-06 19:25:37)
Anyone wanna ride in my D.A.R.E mobile with me?
Oliver clothsoff (2009-12-03 21:39:18)
Mike hunt, isn't that from aqua teen hunger force? Haha
jack (2009-12-03 08:22:41)
!
I just read the last one, that was funny, but this straight after is like a tsunami following an earthquake. office stacy ahahaah this guy is a genius
Cool (2009-12-01 07:20:04)
What is D.A.R.E. mobile?
Jay (2009-11-20 10:59:55)
Did anyone else notice has name is "Mike Hunt"
Spammity (2009-11-08 21:34:48)
I love how people even in the comments continue to be trolled by his posts. You guys... you can't take anything seriously that he says in his inflammatory emails. They're outrageous to be outrageous. XD
Hunter (2009-11-06 00:44:32)
"i saw you are 420 friendly, so i hope its cool if i shoot up some heroin on the way there"
I fucking died on that line. Now to read the rest of the post.
@longtime pot smoker (2009-10-31 12:33:17)
OMG were u high when u wrote that? I love when u say "pots legal" and "you punks who this pot" stick to acid my friend
long time smoker (2009-10-31 00:59:54)
pots legal all over the world, just not in this fucking county, fuck all you punks who this pot is the same as any of the other drugs, use your heads. you people who this pot is bad need to smoke it and realize there's nothing wrong.
Dave (2009-10-22 22:47:11)
Ha! I love how you totally turned her pot smoking around on her!!! Oh, so you'll smoke, but not snort or shoot! Stacy is a hippie-crit when it comes to drugs!!! HA!
NO U (2009-10-03 23:26:46)
NO U
britna (2009-10-02 17:05:05)
I didnt know that there was illegal and really illegal lol
sprayoncondom (2009-09-17 03:59:33)
Stacey can blow smoke rings with her cooterhole.
Officer Cockstettler (2009-09-11 14:49:36)
Please kids, remember that drugs are bad, mkaaaaaaaaay?
Pitiful (2009-08-28 02:33:45)
Genius ://
Nina (2009-08-17 23:34:04)
Oh God!:'D
Madness77 (2009-07-29 00:54:47)
well psh sorry i didnt realize i was dealing with fucking officer stacey over here. i didnt want to take a ride in the D.A.R.E. mobile anyway so fuck you
XFD
@thejackyl (2009-07-24 22:04:14)
STS9 does not suck.
wetpussy (2009-07-23 11:08:36)
anonymous (2009-07-22 16:59:19)
I love how she's complaing about nitrous tanks being illegal when pot is illegal.
just because it's illegal doesn't mean your not a 'kin' retard.
thejackyl (2009-07-23 04:23:41)
STS9 sucks
anonymous (2009-07-22 16:59:19)
I love how she's complaing about nitrous tanks being illegal when pot is illegal.
l1qu1dsk1e (2009-07-21 01:58:08)
funny, but i dunno kinda dull. Would have loved to hear a few more jokes in the come back from mike.
Yeah (2009-07-17 15:25:44)
Best one I've read yet
topshot (2009-07-16 10:27:01)
this shit is fucking funny as hell. I read one at work and had to come home and read more. Oh and since i am in the military he made me lose my military bearing luckily my nco thought it was funny to. thanks for makin a soldier on deployment smile
chris fargo (2009-07-16 03:36:58)
wtf is wrong with heroin? omg noooooooo
Actually, (2009-07-15 16:27:03)
Duncan...she DID want to do drugs. Just not Heroin on Nitrous. She wanted to smoke pot...Hence 420 Friendly.
Darian (2009-07-14 02:21:51)
Rofl, omg that is hilarious. I laughed for 12 seconds straight. Had to muffle it though cause my sleeping buddy.
hanlin (2009-07-09 17:14:52)
classic
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:46:05)
first time i've bothered to comment; that was amazing.
Lootie (2009-07-07 11:54:28)
AGH I'm lunchin so hard
Gopu (2009-07-04 22:23:57)
This is my favourite one
Steve (2009-06-30 03:34:08)
DARE mobile, SO FUCKING FUNNY, oh my god..almost peed myself
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:17)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:12:54)
rocks (2009-06-28 12:18:25)
So I just looked up STS9, and OMFG what a terrible band, horrific music, no drugs could help with that sound!
Stacey's mom (2009-06-28 02:00:17)
Come on stacey, stop smoking the grass, and come hang around by the poo-oo-o-o-ol (hang by the pool)
anonymous (2009-06-26 23:29:34)
Should've asked her mom. She's got it going on.
Beth-shitstain (2009-06-26 06:42:59)
Stacy..Your mammy says when you got the Herpes,you were under medication,good luck.
Stacy's Mom (2009-06-25 03:28:36)
I'm back from my business trip, and this is what my daughter's been doing? My goodness.
Stacy is Stupid (2009-06-24 16:23:23)
Posting an open invitation to a sound tribe concert and putting a solicitation for illegal substances is a great way to get raped, robbed and arrested. Please, please do not procreate.
Stacy (2009-06-24 02:44:09)
why did you make me cry?
Your mom (2009-06-23 09:43:41)
Every Hunt I've known had the first name Mike.
lol...snap (2009-06-20 16:55:13)
Wow dude... this is righteoujs.
anonymous (2009-06-20 15:53:51)
By the time I got to the heroin part, I was thinking "I don't even need to scroll down to read any more of this, I'm already laughing my ass off"
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 13:54:17)
"Stacey (2009-06-18 12:12:53)
TAKE MY EMAILS OFF YOUR FUCKING SITE"
Read the FAQ bitch.
"HEY! I recognize myself in one of these e-mails, you prick!
No you don't. You're wrong. Go away."
lol
the infragable krunk (2009-06-20 03:11:13)
noice
z (2009-06-19 22:29:20)
omfg i love u
Samboukwa (2009-06-19 18:33:05)
aw stacy its all in good phun, read the others, fucking hilarious
anonymous (2009-06-19 17:25:58)
Joe (2009-06-19 16:46:34)
DARE mobile -- fuckin hilarious
MasterRaiger (2009-06-19 05:17:55)
MESS WITH STACEY SOME MORE!!!!!
anonymous (2009-06-19 05:17:02)
anonymous (2009-06-18 22:33:45)
wiski (2009-06-18 21:08:11)
dont ever stop doing this. i wanna do it too. you should let people submit some to you and weed out the good ones and post those too. genius.
anonymous (2009-06-18 19:30:47)
haha fucking funny
alanwine (2009-06-18 18:46:39)
ZING!!!!!
mike hunt (2009-06-18 14:31:31)
the story itself is fucking funny, but the email handle is over the top. seriously, someone responded to an email from a Mike Hunt.
if your reading this and dont get it, say the name out loud a few times.
Truth (2009-06-18 12:43:05)
Stacey you are pretty damn dumb!!! or you smoke way too much pot.
Stacey (2009-06-18 12:12:53)
TAKE MY EMAILS OFF YOUR FUCKING SITE
Deb (2009-06-18 00:47:08)
OMG the DARE comment sent me over the edge!!!
I'm SO going to do this...watch out Craiglisters!
Derek (2009-06-17 15:11:42)
Shitty Roommate #2
anonymous (2009-06-17 13:02:16)
"officer stacey" haha. so funny
anonymous (2009-06-17 10:09:00)
anonymous (2009-06-16 15:13:03)
anonymous (2009-06-15 09:40:56)
ahahahah afte rthe previous one this one rules
quiznos guy (2009-06-14 13:02:49)
yooo brah
dynoman (2009-06-13 11:10:32)
now thats too good lol
Alex (2009-06-13 05:01:47)
i cried here hahahahahaha
stacylover (2009-06-12 21:35:06)
I LOVE YOU STACY WILL YOU BE MY WIFEY
anonymous (2009-06-12 20:41:29)
xfd nitrous tanks
Stacy (2009-06-12 16:18:42)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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