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High-rise Fridge Delivery
Posted at: 2009-07-06 09:51:49
Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.
From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem.

When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

From marty ******* to Me

absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way?

Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge.

How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?

I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it."

From marty ******* to Me

Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

shut the fuck up.
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"C'mon marty !!" LOL.
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@LMFAO (2011-09-26 21:07:53)
"should be a writer for Tosh.o or some other cleverly hilarious show" is that a joke?
Cockass Nickelstein (2011-09-11 05:04:28)
He capitalized "Fucking". Smart lad.
trollytrolltroll (2011-08-29 08:28:25)
Well what is the definition of troll ? Mike is just very fuckin succesful and hilarious at it, so no ordinary troll
@@CoolStoryBro (2011-08-24 20:40:05)
lern wut a troll is "rtard" and leanr sum ingles whil u at it, silly bitch
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U fucking rtard. since when did being a dick (in mike's case, in a fucking hilarou way) did it start 2 b trol. anybody who says stuff like " stop trolling bro lol", "ur a trol" is, and i cant stress this enough, FUCKING RETARDED
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niix (2011-06-28 12:31:49)
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derp (2011-06-26 23:40:57)
after the email from Mike about "I have a weak little body", I would have replied with: "Oh you know what, I'll cut it in seven peices and bring one up a day. So, see you Sunday.
Stephen Hawking (2011-06-24 00:29:52)
what percentage of these comments do you write yourself, Mike?
smiles (2011-06-13 23:26:31)
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awfiomnoafni (2011-06-12 23:53:13)
That last email made me laugh so fucking hard
anonymous (2011-06-08 03:11:48)
"I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scay for my weak little body to carry it." Seriously I'm laughing so hard :'D This guy is a genious
Wicky (2011-06-08 02:32:09)
hadn't it been cool if you write: "You promised to deliver up to 25 miles. My office is only 23 miles away from your apartment and the 67th floor is no way more than 2 miles high"
LMFAO (2011-06-01 06:37:37)
John/Mike is pure genius!! You should be a writer for Tosh.o or some other cleverly hilarious show. Seriously! Btw, is there really any reason to doubt this is real??
WTF?!?! (2011-05-28 06:29:21)
"dale (2011-05-12 03:53:44) LOL! Very funny! I almost shit in my friend dalvhin's mouth! Very fucking funny!" Do I even want to know why you were sitting on his face as you were reading this?
dale (2011-05-12 03:53:44)
LOL! Very funny! I almost shit in my friend dalvhin's mouth! Very fucking funny!
kyle (2011-04-20 19:48:54)
I would have showed up and delivered it when he was at lunch, the look on his face would be worth it.
Lyla Dee (2011-04-14 13:02:43)
This is crazy! I love this one! Hahaha. Can't stop laughing right now. -Lyla(from The Philippines)
What are you, 7? (2011-04-13 14:40:33)
Of course this is real. The reason why each response sounds so similar is because most people react the exact same way to shit like this. It really isn't that difficult to get a rise out of people, especially when you're a genius troll like this g
rob (2011-04-11 13:15:05)
ahh, ok, i get it. this was funny until i started to realize that every "person" he's fucking with sounds exactly the same. funny writing, just wish it was real!
SB (2011-04-06 17:48:51)
"Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize it is actually a fridge" LMFAO. Priceless!
Murrow (2011-04-04 23:15:34)
I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." Cracked me the fuck up
Gustav Prackle (2011-04-04 16:41:37)
I like these laughing stories but sometimes I wonder if they are genuine.
anon (2011-04-01 02:03:09)
"but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade"
Tica (2011-03-23 20:09:44)
Wow lolll
Mathias (2011-03-22 08:47:08)
ll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" Priceless!
Funny (2011-03-21 21:03:31)
Shits funny
anonymous (2011-03-18 22:47:47)
If the ending had read, So, See you next Tuesday it would have made this perfect.
David (2011-03-17 17:44:45)
I read this yesterday, then I read it today. Both times I ended up in tears with laughter. It just never gets old!
Dun (2011-03-17 08:22:19)
Wtf? Motorcycle in the office! Ha ha ha!
anonymous (2011-03-07 15:22:43)
but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade, lmfao
Iceman (2011-03-05 21:01:10)
Dude I have a fridge and will deliver it to your office. It's light so I can carry it up all the stairs or we can tie it to a rope and pull it up. Your decision...
Josiah (2011-03-04 08:55:22)
"c'mon marty you can do it," hahahahahaha... dead..
wilson (2011-02-26 22:22:46)
perfect
yum.jello. (2011-02-25 15:58:47)
LOL, "I'm trying to slowly move into my office so I can live out of there", this guy is a genius!
OMFG (2011-02-23 07:23:38)
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PROFLOL (2011-02-20 02:43:21)
"I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want?" PROFICKLOL!
pb&j (2011-02-19 09:21:23)
I dont really find made-up bs funny.
Austin (2011-02-04 01:11:50)
I was actually expecting him to explain how the 67 flights of stairs would only add a couple miles, and that he promised to deliver if it was under 25
hitler (2011-02-02 18:43:59)
shut the fuck up. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Joshua W. Farmer (2011-01-21 22:26:34)
Are you an idiot? Who the fuck spells 'fuck' in a different manner? It's FUCK. Fucking idiot, go fuck yourself with your fucking fist, mother fucker.
anonymous (2011-01-16 02:29:32)
funny shit
Brandon (2011-01-10 21:17:25)
I laughed my ass off all the way down this post. xD
anonymous (2011-01-09 04:58:12)
"You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product." Epic.
Epicness is my name (2010-12-19 18:08:16)
"Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. " This made me LMFAROF!!! This is too amazing and epic. Keep it up!
Mike (2010-12-13 01:02:03)
Joshua, you obviously don't realize that it is illegal to post people's personal information. You are the weakest link goodbye.
Joshua W. Farmer (2010-12-04 03:49:30)
These are obviously all by the same person or else they could come up with different ways of spelling "fuck" and fucking. Most people would tend not to respond anyway. It's easy to type ******@*****.com
Gorgo (2010-11-09 22:07:52)
The seller was an idiot if the guy couldn't afford to pay his rent then how could he afford to buy a fridge and $50 is not a small fee.
Tasha (2010-10-25 21:22:19)
You need a "post to facebook" button. Now I have to paste the whole link... GAH!!!
cbreezy (2010-10-15 20:51:12)
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Mason (2010-10-06 02:56:14)
You should have added in something about how carrying the fridge was good exercise and it would help the seller get rid of his unsightly love handles.
lol@comments (2010-10-04 07:19:55)
its a joke have sense of humour or leave this site..
benchod (2010-09-20 23:09:22)
'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade...I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade. lmao
Jenelle (2010-09-15 23:42:43)
It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. lmao
anonymous (2010-09-11 01:07:06)
If this email were computer software, it would be full of winRAR.
Endigo Montoya (2010-09-06 17:08:58)
Dude! This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I have EVER read on the internet! My face cheeks and ribs ache from laughing so much. You are BRILLIANT! I will NOW go buy your book. (I've been on the internet since it began!)
Jesus (2010-09-01 13:53:19)
YOu are an amazing troll
anonymous (2010-08-26 18:41:49)
"i dont recommend orange, it doesnt even taste like gatorade" wtf lol
gothic (2010-08-15 16:28:16)
nice joke
whodafuckcares (2010-08-14 16:37:18)
there's alot of retards on here
A. Hole (2010-08-14 16:34:30)
@alec zander-good luck with that faggot. @walshy-shut up bitch and go back to your bathroom wall readings.
Walshy (2010-08-10 00:58:10)
When I was reading i forgot to laugh
Me (2010-08-05 07:20:28)
Koreans doesn't count floor 4.
@@echo (2010-08-02 17:16:52)
Mostly in English speaking countries. Those superstitious pussies.
@echo (2010-07-30 02:49:51)
That's actually probably the only thing in this whole conversation that wasn't bullshit lol. Most skyscrapers really do not include a 13th floor.
Echo (2010-07-23 07:33:46)
lol they dont count the 13th floor xD
Fuck McFuckington (2010-07-23 02:05:40)
Ill carry your fridge so... wheres your office? LOL!
a krystal (2010-07-17 13:46:56)
lol it dosnt taste like gatoraid
anonymous (2010-07-16 22:00:58)
Which way to your mother's house?
alec zander (2010-07-15 19:50:01)
I have a huge fucking boner right now. I'm looking for a petite girl to suck on it for me. Anyone?
nvan (2010-07-15 17:58:44)
Holy shit that was funny! HAHAHA motivational words? LOL
an (2010-07-10 12:57:07)
damn it i cant even type correctly lol
an (2010-07-10 12:55:14)
rofl rach has got to be one of the stupidest people in the internet
DonRaggo (2010-06-29 23:33:07)
funny from every concievable angle in the known (and unknown) universe, Mike = you The Man, keep 'em up G :D
bryden (2010-06-29 16:50:23)
this aint even funny from any angle
BALLSACK (2010-06-29 01:44:06)
"but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office." I fucking laughed so hard I cried.
Charlie (2010-06-25 17:26:19)
I seriously spit all over my work computer when I read about the building being "too big and scary for my weak little body."
anomynous (2010-06-23 22:26:53)
chico and anon, you just got trolled. nothing else.
Anon (2010-06-22 23:59:33)
Rach, you're seriously not getting this? I'd be careful with throwing the word "stupid" around.
Chico (2010-06-19 11:12:40)
Rach, you lose. If you haven't figured this site out yet, then I'd suggest going elsewhere on the internet.
rach (2010-06-19 00:54:34)
is he just trying to be so stupid to leave in his office? and try not to be so suspicous to disguise a ref into a cabinet? stupid!
Rachel (2010-06-18 03:07:47)
I liked the random descriptions in this one. Very much like Thorne's work.
Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 09:21:03)
I have frost and orange... rofl
j (2010-06-13 09:28:46)
that must be david thorne :)
Ryan (2010-06-06 23:07:08)
"I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee"..... I was reading this in class and absolutely died.
anonymous (2010-06-05 18:29:11)
orange is my favorite gatorade... :(
Diane (2010-05-27 03:01:30)
Oh thank goodness, finally some of my humour-clever, and keep going
Bahadir (2010-05-21 08:39:28)
That's the funniest one ! [It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I&
Marty (2010-05-12 23:04:07)
Asshole
SeanTaylor21 (2010-05-04 14:37:37)
Still the funniest one i've read to this day...any chance you could speed up the other ones?
zdvsdv (2010-05-01 09:56:33)
brillian i'm loling so hard
Virtuous Luna (2010-04-27 11:05:45)
"Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going." I'm going to quote that every chance I fucking get! BRILLIANT!!
Yoshimano (2010-04-23 04:54:13)
This is so smartly put on! I love that tone you have, both kind and furiously, sharply humourous! Thanks a lot and I wish this work long, long life!
Ken (2010-04-22 19:14:52)
You are a comedy god.
Tyler (2010-04-21 14:41:20)
Im sending these to all my friends loloololol
Utensil man (2010-04-20 20:06:56)
Is that spoon knife still available!!
LMAO (2010-04-18 18:51:17)
i cried,this is SO FUNNY legit hilarious
Penis Lova (2010-03-27 18:39:05)
i would FUCKING love to, im horny right now :)?
asclown (2010-03-26 15:37:08)
would you like to lick my balls
Fishgutzzz (2010-03-25 14:31:28)
Bloody Fuckin' Brilliant!
Kom (2010-03-25 11:31:47)
I laughed my ass off at the orange Gatorade comment.
LOL (2010-03-18 19:24:17)
Ahaa, I don't know anyone who could say this isn't funny as hell!(: I lovedd the "disguised weapons"&the "carpet wanted" one.. It made me LOL..(: I've gotta say these emails are a real time killer to read!..
Aoy (2010-03-12 13:45:37)
kinda funny,I guess
juan pablo (2010-03-11 14:42:05)
i have never ever laughed so hard over something written in my entire life !!!
Blocklander (2010-03-08 22:55:11)
Nice. Love 'disguised weapons' and this one.
Rex (2010-03-07 16:25:59)
keep up the good work, it's awsome XD
!! (2010-03-06 19:52:20)
It left me breathless and with a soar throat!!
CM1 UK (2010-03-04 15:21:30)
fukking funny man
tdish (2010-03-03 23:22:33)
The only thing that sucks about this website is that I didn't think of it first. Hysterical and brilliant! I love how you are a power closer, "see you Tuesday?" Love it!
ME (2010-03-03 15:14:22)
building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. HAHAHAA
rifle (2010-03-02 09:22:45)
Dude, you are talented! This stuff is hilarious, the first one I read was of the "disguised weapons" one and I haven't been able to stop reading them yet. Way funny dude!
Name (2010-03-01 20:46:57)
But I don't recommend it because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.
esh-lad50 (2010-02-28 08:29:50)
fucking awsome!!
HAHAH! (2010-02-26 00:06:34)
I love how he keeps changing the days. Thursday, then Tuesday, haha.
zebra (2010-02-25 15:16:56)
This is one of my favs, I love how long it goes on for. :)
J. Gosselin (2010-02-23 04:29:09)
holy shits!
James (2010-02-18 00:46:35)
youuu aree hilarious, man!
Ben Rider (2010-02-17 00:33:09)
For all of you who don't think this is hysterical: You are boring, unimaginative people with no sense of humor. Go do something stupid with someone else I wouldn't want to hang out with instead of wasting space on this site :)
haha (2010-02-16 02:23:23)
in reference to poster "s"... you are the one who took the time to read it, scroll all the way down to the bottom and then post a comment. nobody made you, dumbass mike- i've read several of these already. i love them! i love t
Max (2010-02-15 22:06:54)
Absolutely Hilarious!
s (2010-02-14 21:46:55)
This is fucking stupid. You really have a fucking lame sense of humor.
Mateo1515 (2010-02-13 23:36:27)
Holy shit I love this site!!
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 18:06:34)
ow I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs.<------that made me laugh so hard
clutch (2010-02-13 12:38:02)
I was expecting something like "you said you'd deliver within 25 miles, and 67 floors is only another 800 feet or so. Why can't you deliver it the last 800 feet?"
fridgid_simone (2010-02-13 09:01:24)
fantastic !!!! - worth a top-story - how many delay takes it 2 write this down that straight ? i cdnt type then - way to go !!! fool them jerks ! 300 bloody bux 4 an old GE-fridge ? nice try - u did sooo right - proof how long this lil loser needed 2 g
cebceb44 (2010-02-13 00:36:20)
Am i the only one who got the wayside stories 13th floor reference?
URR (2010-02-12 00:15:12)
was the name marty inspired by the weird al song Albuqueque?
Kim (2010-02-12 00:09:39)
I LOVE Marty's response at the end.
Happy Tinfoil Cat (2010-02-11 11:34:50)
My family ran a charity and people were always donating things in hard to get to places. Once lost a fridge out the window of the stairwell doing something like this.
corytrevor (2010-02-09 17:37:10)
too funny man
Chaka Kahn (2010-02-06 17:58:20)
I hate how a lot of people on here comment and then pretend to be one of the people pranked by "Mike". That needs to stop.
Steve (2010-02-04 17:22:46)
Listen, I don't think it was very nice for you to expect that guy to carry a huge fridge all the way up them stairs. Are you kidding? Have you ever tried carrying a fridge? It's not easy. Why don't you just let him drop it off, and then yo
GHEY (2010-01-11 13:31:20)
WHY YOU DO HAVE TO INSULT THE GHEYS? i HAVE LOT OF FRIENDS ARE GEHY.
all of you (2010-01-11 03:44:07)
are ghey
lawl (2010-01-09 17:52:40)
COME ON MARTY, YOU CAN DO IT! made my day, this is fuckin awesome, hahahahah
JM (2010-01-09 16:07:10)
Each level has more than one flight of stairs per level. First Floor is the ground floor - do you ever get into an elevator and hit the '1' button to go up? 2nd Floor to 67th Floor equals 65 Levels, and most likely 130 Flights of stairs.
65 floors (2010-01-08 20:33:27)
The Ground floor is on the bottom, the next one up is the 1st floor. Back to 65 flights
Dew (2010-01-08 10:47:04)
Just a quick FYI, the 1st to 67th floor is only 66 flights. 2nd to 67th minus 13th floor eliminates two of those, so 64 flights. The responder prompted it, but you could have called him on his math error.
Zepex (2010-01-07 12:32:21)
C'mon Lou (Marty)... Don't cry.. where's your sense of humor?
anon (2010-01-06 23:47:29)
get a real job? like the one you probably fuckin hate? why in the hell would he do that? lol.
AJ (2010-01-04 02:57:58)
Lou is clearly Marty in disguise.
hahaha lou (2009-12-31 15:42:50)
lou, you just read this post then commented on it and told the guy who runs this website to get a job. weird
Dear_Lou (2009-12-27 00:11:08)
Dear Lou....Fuck You
fsefs (2009-12-21 04:08:18)
hey im just wondering, are these emails for real? coz these are funny as fuck!
carl (2009-12-21 03:40:21)
laughing inside the library cuz of this. crazy.
Jesse (2009-12-14 02:35:57)
Who throws up from laughing? Funny shit though!
IMK (2009-12-09 04:40:50)
while reading this I literally threw up from laughing so hard. HILARIOUS
LMAO (2009-12-05 04:52:04)
hahaha this is the funniest shit ever..
Lou (2009-11-30 09:28:18)
You are an ASSHOLE dude. Get a real job.
Jayden (2009-11-29 03:27:35)
Hahaha! Love it!
anonymous (2009-11-21 20:19:17)
classic
<damn> (2009-11-20 10:58:37)
dam
Ben (2009-11-19 09:12:00)
Absolute Legend
Joe (2009-11-18 03:56:35)
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING WEBSITE EVER. HAHAHA! I am so addicted to this sit, I damn near pissed myself when I read Horse farm. You are my god damned hero. I used to mess with people on craigslist all the time, but you're a fucking legend sir. God
Perk (2009-11-10 12:40:36)
hilarious! "too big and scary for my weak little body"
lisa (2009-11-10 11:29:51)
hahah i laughed out loud so many times
sailormoonisgreat (2009-11-07 23:50:44)
lol...i have frost and orange....lol
erer (2009-11-06 07:10:13)
he should ve brough it up and let him wife carry it. lol funny
T. Lungsss (2009-11-03 19:31:54)
Bahahaha. This shit is so fucking hilarious. I read these all the time. Over & over, because they never get old. I love it :)
-- (2009-11-03 17:42:07)
really funny lol "I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give u
LOL (2009-11-01 20:34:12)
the part that made me laugh so damm hard is when hes like ill even stand behind you and give you encouraging words ... and ill bring gatorade too .. frost or orange ... but orange doesnt taste like gatorade so i wouldnt recommend it ... wth !!! HAHAHA ...
Spencer (2009-10-31 14:56:31)
Lawl
Cirkkkk (2009-10-29 12:12:43)
LOLOLOL
Sarah (2009-10-28 21:03:07)
too funny...
Peps = Marty (2009-10-28 15:05:54)
It is clearly a lack of motivation, Peps. You neeed to be in the right mindset to be able to enjoy this.
coltfan1 (2009-10-27 13:50:17)
Oooooh, Peps got him widdle feewings hurt. Piss off Peps and let us enjoy this humor, fun Governor.
Peps (2009-10-25 22:36:31)
Anyone who thinks this shit is funny is an idiot. It's people like the douche bag writing these emails who need to grow up, get a life and STFU!
Melissa (2009-10-23 03:46:01)
The Gatorade part made me piss myself. You're so brilliant!
lionwilsonVI (2009-10-22 14:21:01)
"I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor." BRILLIANT!
Rminduh (2009-10-22 01:41:07)
25 miles God damn. I think I laughed nonstop through the last 4 paragraphs You are the fucking man
anonymous (2009-10-22 01:21:47)
Wait, in New York, the only completed buildings with at least 67 floors are the ESB, Chrysler, Trump Building (40 Wall), Trump World Tower, GE Building(30 Rock), Cityspire Center & Metropolitan Tower. None of which are on "3rd St" or even Third Av
Sailor (2009-10-21 10:51:52)
Ja, this guys got serious talent. If he got a dollar for every laugh he caused, he would be laughing all the way to the bank!
Joe (2009-10-20 19:53:18)
Thank you for this website. Haven't laughed this hard out loud in a while
Loren (2009-10-20 14:59:04)
I agree with Jess, I am in tears! Well done!
Jess (2009-10-19 04:09:14)
Who writes these things? Is Mike Partlow his real name? Who ever it is, are you single?! These are so funny, I can't get through a single one with out being in tears I'm laughing so hard! Sooooo awesome, thanks!
J K (2009-10-12 21:50:44)
The best part is when they get defensive and start to swear back at him..... LMFAO
schiffilous (2009-10-09 15:25:17)
"but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office." can't stop laughing from this..................
PhuzNutz (2009-10-07 22:45:35)
I think I pee'd a little
Chitown (2009-10-04 19:44:34)
Dude, fuckin' genius. Should have thought of this myself, too perfect. Keep 'em coming man.
britna (2009-10-02 16:48:34)
"I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade." hahahah brilliant
Trug (2009-09-30 06:25:24)
I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." I will be laughing at that for days.
Elmar (2009-09-29 07:14:48)
It seems like all the emails has the "fuck off" saying in it. So it must be fake. Never the less ist damn funny!
Kosha Threads (2009-09-27 23:02:08)
fucking brilliant
anonymous (2009-09-27 00:48:22)
The best Fucking website ever....
OMG (2009-09-26 09:59:54)
OMG. don't you hate that? why not just take the time to type oh my god
Muck the Fustangs (2009-09-24 22:11:46)
THis is tremoendous keep up the good work
FUCK YOU (2009-09-22 20:46:01)
FUCK YOU
dirtygirl420 (2009-09-18 17:28:45)
=D
HOUSE (2009-09-17 16:13:10)
Outstanding dude, keep 'em coming.
anonymous (2009-09-11 16:06:50)
Absolute GENIUS!
Supernatural (2009-09-11 16:06:16)
"I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but
madie. (2009-09-05 20:35:26)
i like the gatorade part haha(:
Alexio (2009-09-05 01:28:51)
INGENIUS
graciano (2009-09-03 01:31:51)
dont count the first or 13th floor, so its really just 65 flights of stairs ajajajajajajaja
Scarlet (2009-09-01 00:39:53)
actually a fridge.
Scarlet (2009-09-01 00:39:30)
the only funny part is 'If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actuall
Victoria (2009-08-30 09:16:57)
Hahahahahha so funny.
lol (2009-08-28 23:14:36)
hahahahah "Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there."
Nun Yall (2009-08-27 10:49:27)
Knee Slapper...Guess You Had To Be There
kate (2009-08-25 23:46:51)
love that he capitalized Fuckin idiot- you know, to make it more formal...
Pat G (2009-08-24 23:34:18)
You are my fucking hero.
lod goving man (2009-08-24 17:19:37)
= $3,400.00 ! and this fridge is yours . And if he wanted to I could even let him fill that fridge with food before taking it up additional "small fee". That way he would not have to bother with taking his groceries upstairs !
lod goving man (2009-08-24 17:18:53)
... he'll deliver it "by himself". If that funny fool wanted to play this situation in such a way I would say that for vertical delivery $50 is multiplied by number of floors....so 67th floors X $50 =$3350 + $50 (25 mile radius)= $3,400.00 ! a
lod goving forever (2009-08-24 17:17:30)
started OK, but later seems pretty lame and actually borderline idiotic, how could anyone keep on responding after learning that this pure idiot wants big kitchen fridge delivered to 67th floor by the way of stairs. In his add he stated that "he'
BOE (2009-08-22 21:02:34)
I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade. So see you Tuesday? WTF!!! HELLA FUCKIN FUNNY
elizabeth harris (2009-08-22 16:18:29)
suck it
sidney (2009-08-22 16:17:36)
sidney krandall
Eddy L. (2009-08-22 15:57:37)
This is pretty good.This sounds like"punk'd"material. I would've suggested the guy to have a large Mcyd's coffee and a"revive with vivarin"tablet and he'd have no trouble getting that up those flights of stairs. :)
Combineelite (2009-08-21 23:13:17)
@Stretchnuts It's because all of these people getting into fights with him have nothing better to come back with.
StretchNuts (2009-08-21 16:33:11)
Seems curious how most chains end with "Fuck Off". I think these are all BS...
Josh (2009-08-20 19:14:48)
Thanks man, this is hillarious
Jack (2009-08-19 02:46:12)
Damn... How do you come up with such funny shit. Fucking brilliant.
Peter from Sweden (2009-08-18 07:02:52)
Omfg This shit is funny as hell :)
morgan okeeffe (2009-08-17 18:32:58)
average
Mike S (2009-08-17 03:57:52)
This was the funniest one so far - I have a hangover and was in shitty mood when I read this, now I feel a lot better ! Thanks !
ZOMG (2009-08-17 00:24:26)
Bloody brilliant!! Had me laughing for awhile. That was genius, turning his words around. The 25 mile offer backfired there, eh? Genius!
mary (2009-08-16 00:55:49)
auhauhauhuha
DevDev (2009-08-15 20:53:40)
funny!!!!
anonymous (2009-08-14 12:41:23)
This shit is soo fucking good! first day on this website and i cant stop..
Sam (2009-08-11 23:12:15)
People, please don't just rewrite what was written in the story. You ruin the fun.
Marty (2009-08-11 10:31:56)
You're a dick.
md (2009-08-10 21:21:41)
just started lookin at this site today.. im now a big fan
hilarious (2009-08-10 14:13:14)
HILARIOUS! ... i'll stand behind and shout at you, reminds me of a crew coxswain, so good
jamie (2009-08-08 22:59:30)
lol. you made my day
Amby (2009-08-05 05:43:15)
hahha.... i'd never want a conversation like this to end EVER!!!
Amby (2009-08-05 05:42:07)
hahha..... i'd never want a conversation like this to end.. EVER!!!!
Al (2009-08-03 11:45:12)
"Pretty sure my building doesn't even count the 13th floor anyway" hahaha, hilarious!
Goose (2009-07-31 17:33:07)
Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" GO
Mikael (2009-07-31 11:16:40)
hahaha ! Usually I only care to read 2 lines of any written information on line. This Ive read from top to bottom. Thanks !!
BK (2009-07-29 18:56:38)
You are a fucking genius! I love this site!!!
Kati (2009-07-29 16:25:33)
this is the most hilarious website i have ever stumbled upon.
Hilarious (2009-07-29 11:50:10)
My brother just forwarded one of your "replies" to ad email. It's so HILARIOUS! I had to check out the rest. I love this one. LMAO***
hahahahaha (2009-07-29 10:45:01)
"Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge."
Irishmama (2009-07-29 09:50:27)
I'm addicted to your site. Give us more. Love that you're a Philly dude!
BoostGear.com (2009-07-28 19:53:35)
P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S
anonymous (2009-07-28 03:02:49)
best ever!
SPH (2009-07-27 05:43:57)
Hahahah. Fucking awesome!
J rebuttal -rebuttal (2009-07-27 01:32:18)
Hey J rebuttal! Since you seem so concerned with correct spelling, u is spelled you. U is a letter in the alphabet, not a pronoun.
J - rebuttal (2009-07-26 16:19:17)
Hey J! Alot is spelled a lot. Are u really a person ? or are u a chimpanzee (with a head injury)?
j (2009-07-25 21:17:24)
These are hysterical, but is there any proof these aren't made up? Alot of them are very similar.
Carl (2009-07-25 17:49:23)
Yes Jeff, I am as serious as the cancer sitting in your anal cavity.
Jeff (2009-07-25 06:17:49)
Uh Carl...are you serious?
Piff (2009-07-25 00:26:31)
Haha! "What flavor do you want?"
Von Dozier (2009-07-24 23:44:00)
godly
Shane (2009-07-24 06:17:50)
I lift the fridge up 67 flights of stairs for you dude any day
Carl (2009-07-24 01:33:45)
Why doesn't Mike just offer to carry it up himself if he's so strong?
lolz (2009-07-23 23:10:23)
i want orange gatorade
cubs fan (2009-07-23 22:09:13)
This is better than coke, more addictive than heroin!
cubs fan (2009-07-23 22:08:54)
This is better than coke, more addictive than heroin!
Rizzla (2009-07-23 17:57:32)
So funny! But the funniest outcome would be if the person didnt even hesitate to carry it up those floors. A big fucking guy just taking it on his shoulders. You would have been so fucked. ;)
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Die on the internet (2009-07-23 01:08:12)
This was not very funny... my favorite is the Horse Farm
deeabig54 (2009-07-22 20:00:32)
that guy is a chump
Anthony (2009-07-22 18:01:06)
The terrible part about this is that now everyone is going to think they're a comedian and ruin craigslist. Hilarious though!
dave (2009-07-22 16:14:26)
lmao
anoyomous. (2009-07-22 11:56:36)
ahaha u are hilarious
ChefDan (2009-07-21 09:47:13)
Oh...my...god...I am so happy I found this site. I can't stop laughing. This is comic genius, I can't believe I never thought to do this.
Nora (2009-07-21 02:27:05)
gosh.. that guy was way nicer though than the sandboz story guy.
Dave (2009-07-19 21:46:53)
I read this and almost shit my pants!!
sparklife.info (2009-07-19 19:32:52)
haha you rule!! Keep them coming dude!! :)
summonhole (2009-07-17 14:06:33)
hahah dude thats freakin hilarious! 67 flights of staires! LMAO!
Dark Darwin (2009-07-17 00:07:03)
This is my favorite! I'm belly laughing (and dancing)!
mar (2009-07-14 17:28:44)
brilliant!
Drizz-OH! (2009-07-14 13:44:35)
LMFAO this is hilarious! Keep it up!
vizy (2009-07-14 10:19:47)
must be shared
anonymous (2009-07-13 19:53:00)
Haha, elevators are funny.
XD (2009-07-13 17:07:21)
XD
admin (2009-07-13 15:06:15)
good stuff
SA (2009-07-13 12:25:09)
"Hey, you said 25 miles, right? Height of 67 floors is only 0.178 miles."
Mike Partlow (2009-07-13 11:53:56)
Duncan is gay.
uh-oh (2009-07-12 13:40:24)
Ah jeez, we got a narutard here folks. It'll be ok, just ignore it, and we have a 80% chance he'll go awa....hold on...I'm getting a message here....damn! He's a dragonbitch too?! Well shit, there is no hope l
Goku (2009-07-12 11:24:01)
lol this reminds me of naruto episode 36 12 minutes 14 seconds in when naruto Uses his ninjitsu to stop the Rival Genins. And he cant lift the rock over the tree to stop them! Belive it!
Dan (2009-07-12 03:36:35)
Oh my God, fucking awesome!
Salmon (2009-07-12 00:16:27)
I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? LOL! EPIC!
Teester (2009-07-11 21:32:39)
This shit is great, haahhaa
M3RLz (2009-07-11 17:00:48)
This was too funny! Love this site...
N (2009-07-11 00:37:46)
I laughed til I cried. Thank you.
Sarah Sloan again (2009-07-11 00:04:57)
DUUUUde, thank you for making me piss my fucking panties. ROFL LMFAO
Bali Gecko (2009-07-10 21:42:06)
LMFAO! This is the funniest site I have visited in ages! You're a comic mastermind!
mike (2009-07-10 14:38:16)
Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!"
John Fonda (2009-07-10 14:26:43)
Oh man, i just laughed out loud at work. myspace.com/johnfonda
AmerkinsSuckDick (2009-07-10 14:16:51)
Yet again, this site proves that Americans are vapid ignorant cunts.
calmbomb (2009-07-10 12:41:06)
I just pissed my pants!!!
Chris. (2009-07-10 09:19:01)
Hey Ang. That is so great, keep up the good work, make the rest of the bus laugh I love this hilarious conversation..
Taylor (2009-07-10 00:11:16)
I seriously can't wait any longer. I chech this thing like once every hour and I get so upset to see there is nothing new posted! Urgh! Totally love this site though!
Taylor (2009-07-10 00:09:57)
I seriously can't wait any longer. I chech this thing like once every hour and I get so upset to see there is nothing new posted! Urgh! Totally love this site though!
amber&alex (2009-07-09 21:58:27)
haha! =]
Thomasi (2009-07-09 21:12:49)
Just discovered this site today, and read every single post. Now I'm sad because I have to wait at least another day for the next one. Downside is that most of the comments are from idiots.
fuck you (2009-07-09 20:14:30)
sut the fuck up you loser son of a bitch...u mad?
this guy (2009-07-09 20:01:18)
sucks, i was the guy selling the fridge,
what (2009-07-09 15:58:06)
Admin- I wrote a php script that creates an RSS feed that autoupdates with the front page. http://pastebin.c
Lisa (2009-07-09 15:48:49)
You are my hero, whoever you are. I want to marry you.
LoL (2009-07-09 15:05:58)
Truly epic shit. Hilarious!
SF (2009-07-09 15:01:58)
this is going to get me fired
jk (2009-07-09 14:46:21)
Love love love these emails. Could you set up an RSS feed so we can subscribe?
Laughing Lindsey (2009-07-09 14:43:13)
i just fell out of my chair laughing
Mimi (2009-07-09 12:00:20)
These are hilarious!
Big Fan (2009-07-09 08:11:25)
I love this shit. I'm clickin at the ads insanely lol. Ive red the whole shit in this site, wanna more!! pls upload more stuff dude, love ya
resilient (2009-07-09 05:39:06)
<3 <3 <3!!! keep it up, i am dying!!!
marc (2009-07-09 04:49:45)
we need more, moreeeee.. this is so f**** funny!!
insty (2009-07-09 01:12:48)
Yawn
T-man (2009-07-09 01:06:29)
V......I think you figuered it out.. i mean... it seems like every person said they had milf comming out of their nose.. plus it seems like Rightous... or marty has some tricks up his sleeve
JC (2009-07-09 00:23:52)
With a name like mine, you know I'm telling the truth when I say... Comedic Genius Lives Here.
OMG LOL (2009-07-08 23:47:02)
I <3 abrvtns
Alicia (2009-07-08 22:50:21)
funniest shit ever!!!!
Julie C. O'Dell (2009-07-08 20:24:51)
Oh my gosh, this is fantastic!! Thank you for sharing this goldmine with us all! U have a gift my friend!!
Jim (2009-07-08 19:39:48)
Cheers, that's just made my day n it's only just gone midnihgt. nice one!
Marcos (2009-07-08 19:25:00)
That was hilarious! Totally just made my afternoon.
hjk (2009-07-08 19:21:28)
lolllllllllllll
Darts (2009-07-08 18:54:40)
Awesome
Docchow (2009-07-08 18:10:34)
Laughed so hard I had milk coming out of my nose, and I haven't had a glass of milk for 5 years. Thanks and keep it up.
Anna (2009-07-08 18:05:42)
Doesn't this guy remind anyone else of George Castanza from Seinfeld??
anony (2009-07-08 17:47:01)
It's a fucking shame that Mike Patrolow can't create these as fast as we read them. I'm done reading all of them on the site and I'm craving for more. DAMMIT!!!
Dunkin' (2009-07-08 16:41:15)
I love basketball.
Anon (2009-07-08 16:35:42)
I cried.
Bee Dub (2009-07-08 16:34:42)
Good god the americans do have a sense of humour!!! That is proper funny!
faggot (2009-07-08 15:22:47)
fake unfunny garbage
Vetta (2009-07-08 15:20:51)
ANd I DO MEAN THE SHYT!!!!! This website had alot of my co-workers jus crackin the FuQ up at work. Keep em Comin!
Vetta (2009-07-08 15:19:35)
This website is the Shyt Bitch!
V (2009-07-08 14:17:39)
(see previous post) If you did tha
MR (2009-07-08 14:09:13)
I just cried b/c that is so funny.
Slothrop (2009-07-08 12:16:21)
I hate this site so much that I am wasting hours trolling it!
BankersBaller (2009-07-08 12:10:51)
Great site. Freaki
Muyi (2009-07-08 11:59:53)
Haha this one is another instant classic. Plus I love how some people didn't get how Righteous was being completely sarcastic a few posts down lol
Slothrop (2009-07-08 11:20:23)
I love this site! This shit is hilarious!
d (2009-07-08 10:40:09)
What happened to the latex cat post? I know it wasn't funny, but still..
tini11 (2009-07-08 10:30:25)
You make my morning coffee taste so much better, as it's shooting out my nose from laughing! Truly a gifted and sick individual... i admire you ;-)
Slothrop (2009-07-08 10:11:08)
LOL COOL SITE BRO! I JUST TOOK A DICK IN THE ASS
redmaggs (2009-07-08 08:09:23)
TYTYTY Love all these you have silenced my office as I have passed this round xx
Moms (2009-07-08 07:29:20)
boo-hoo
Moms (2009-07-08 04:12:18)
You shouldn't mess with people like you do. It's not funny. This guy tries to sell its fridge. He obviously has something better to do then answering your e-mails.
marty johnson (2009-07-08 03:34:18)
Oh dear god. I knew it!! Hahahaha. Here I was planning on coming to your office with a couple of 'friends'!
Samantha (2009-07-08 02:40:18)
Reading these makes me feel better.
Jeremih (2009-07-08 01:33:41)
These emails are funny and witty!
This is hilarious (2009-07-07 23:21:30)
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1717516
Mak (2009-07-07 23:11:41)
Holy shit this was pure AWESOMENESS.
Joe Momma (2009-07-07 22:30:06)
Hey man, love your site, but you need to constantly update bro! This is coming from a fellow webmaster
naaaaaaaahman (2009-07-07 20:13:16)
nah not fake. there's a reason ther
Dr. Obvious (2009-07-07 17:06:23)
All of these exchanges are obviously fake. Funny, but fake.
Hamentashen (2009-07-07 16:18:23)
These emails are hysterical. Awesome stuff!
annonymous. (2009-07-07 15:58:57)
hahaha! keep it coming!
It's urn bitch (2009-07-07 15:20:24)
hahahah the google ads on the side were as follows 1) buy gatorade in bulk 2)G.E refridgerater 3) how to save money on your rent
Ice (2009-07-07 15:01:21)
I love how he throws things like the office doesn't count the 13th floor and the Gatorade. Genius.
Alex (2009-07-07 14:51:53)
Duncan, you're a silly man
V (2009-07-07 12:26:05)
"Mike", you should post funny anonymous comments in each comments section like Righteous down there and see if you can get any hilarious responses. We would never know it was you. That would only add to the comical value!
alistair (2009-07-07 12:04:25)
manchester uk gets this!
Cy (2009-07-07 11:49:57)
hello, obvious this is just a script or something... can tell =)
Biblo Baggins (2009-07-07 11:03:50)
this site is great
Mat (2009-07-07 09:22:00)
Just awesome...
Rachael (Australia) (2009-07-07 05:45:25)
Big giggle - what a lot of fun! Poor buggers but hey....that's what you get on an open forum!
Paola (2009-07-07 04:24:46)
Jajajaja!!!! I totally hate you for having this genious idea first!!!!!!! This was just the best!!!!!!! Jajajaja
Paully (2009-07-07 03:02:33)
GENIUS
The Arctic Fox (2009-07-07 00:13:45)
I could have shot this down easily. I'd have responded "I'll deliver to your premises exterior door for $50. How you get it where you want it within your building is your affair."
Big Mike (2009-07-07 00:04:50)
What! You're an IDIOT! The orange does too taste like gatorade!
Malaktose (2009-07-07 00:00:37)
FunyOrDie.com recommended this site, and you do not disappoint at all. keep up this hilarious gift of yours.
Utetopia (2009-07-06 23:34:48)
By pure accident i discovered this site! I love it! Some people are just so retared.. they just keep going and going...
(2009-07-06 23:25:03)
Awesome, but not as great as Tyrone. That's still the best.
Anunu (2009-07-06 23:17:14)
This was pretty hysterical . . .
K (2009-07-06 22:57:15)
Amazing!
Wes (2009-07-06 22:43:27)
I'm crying its so funny!
Toy Box (2009-07-06 22:18:08)
funniest shit i've ever read!
a-lisser (2009-07-06 21:15:45)
haha, people take themselves too seriously!
cranekickchronicles (2009-07-06 21:06:29)
This website is fucking amazing. You sir, are a genius.
Spork (2009-07-06 20:48:51)
Waiting for someone to actually deliver a fridge to a random building.
anonymous (2009-07-06 20:48:20)
ace
Me (2009-07-06 20:36:36)
Gah, get an RSS feed so people can follow. Feedburner makes it quick and easy, and then we can all see when you update. :)
trini (2009-07-06 20:30:38)
Belongs in the top rated
Rye (2009-07-06 20:05:04)
Should have said that you could store the gatorades in the fridge he was carrying. ps. f'ing awesome
Sascha Brian (2009-07-06 20:04:22)
this is my all time favorite website. It's the highlight of my day
Anon (2009-07-06 19:56:28)
Righteous is either a succesful troll or a huge fucking idiot
Ben (2009-07-06 19:56:19)
That one was my favorite so far.
Hott (2009-07-06 19:54:01)
luvin it!!!!!
ITSAWWWRIGHT (2009-07-06 17:11:43)
:::Righteous puts on his Troll face:::
Icemansab (2009-07-06 17:05:37)
Geez, this guy is utterly hilarious.
roterschnee (2009-07-06 16:57:22)
lol this reminded me a bit of "american psycho"
Meg (2009-07-06 16:53:43)
ROFL
Mitch (2009-07-06 16:40:27)
Another gem. Keep it up, please!
kara (2009-07-06 16:27:08)
ahhhh this one is really good. way to go!
Righteous (2009-07-06 16:20:17)
Please excuse my earlier comment. I had Taco Bell for lunch, threw it up 20 minutes later. I was also ramming splintered balsa wood up my ass for kicks afterwards. So, you can see how my mind was clearly not right at that time.
StickyYumsYums (2009-07-06 16:19:50)
Yeah Righteous you're kind of a dumbshit
......... (2009-07-06 16:10:55)
RIGHTEOUS IS A DUMBASSSS LMAO
anonymous (2009-07-06 16:09:37)
Righteous, can you leave? You are a fucking moron.
anonymous (2009-07-06 14:55:13)
Righteous are you retarded?
Righteous (2009-07-06 14:41:09)
You should post his e-mail address and company info. Clearly this guy is illegally moving into his company. For being such a fucking dickhead, I would notify his boss of his employee's new illegal activities. That would be a quick game over.
Me (2009-07-06 14:40:20)
Best one yet
Eric (2009-07-06 14:40:04)
HAHA! 65 floors! Truly Awesome. Keep it up. I've read everyone (several times now) and they just keep getting better!
SMGW (2009-07-06 14:27:16)
hilarious. this site is the highlight of my day. thank you!
Alex (2009-07-06 14:16:35)
Jesus, you're fucking hilarious! I love how people reply nicely at first then eventually tell you to fuck off..ha ha.
Niki (2009-07-06 13:38:10)
lol I'll bring the Gatorade.
mrjzn (2009-07-06 13:13:18)
I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." LMAO...
E (2009-07-06 12:59:00)
lol scary buildings scare marty
Anonymous (2009-07-06 12:52:01)
Lol, I like how you start off like a regular buyer in order to get a response.
Ben (2009-07-06 12:14:34)
Defintaly worth the wait. Probably the funniest one iv read yet!
z bops (2009-07-06 11:59:51)
is it just me or are these getting more and more funny? hahahhahaa
matt (2009-07-06 11:57:00)
This one is too good. The Gatorade reference made me lose it.
Pramit (2009-07-06 11:18:40)
Oh man .. this is crazy !! lol
Kadgi (2009-07-06 10:50:56)
Ah, god, so good! Love it that it starts going wrong so soon...
Kj (Zubes is gay) (2009-07-06 10:49:44)
This new one is awesome!
d (2009-07-06 10:20:28)
Marty needs to hit the gym
DPG (2009-07-06 10:17:40)
Just when you think it can't get any funnier...
Gopu (2009-07-06 10:15:19)
I love how it takes some people so long to realize you're fucking with them.
New Orleans 504 (2009-07-06 10:13:11)
"So see you Tuesday?" nice
Ang (2009-07-06 10:06:18)
I am sitting on the bus into Manhattan, bus breaks down, stuck. Now people think I am a lunatic for laughing into tears at this one. Awesome! LoL

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