Free Diseases
Posted at: 2009-09-18 09:18:27
Original ad:
Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children. If you are still contagious and want to help, email or call ***-***-*****.
From Me to ************@***********.org
Hello,
I saw your ad and realized I could help. I have shingles right now, and the doctors tell me that it is still in the contagious stage. I live in South Bend. I would be able to visit your kids, or if you want to bring them to me, that works too. I took some sick days off from my job, so I am pretty much free any time.
Mike
From Jenn ******** to Me:
Mike thank you so much! I want my kids to be exposed before they have to go back to school so I would like to do this ASAP. How does tomorrow sound?
From Me to Jenn ********:
Jenn,
Tomorrow works for me. How do we do this? Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something?
Mike
From Jenn ******** to Me:
Hi Mike,
They should just be in your presence for a few minutes. Where in South Bend are you located? I can drive to you. Do you have a number you can be reached at?
From Me to Jenn ********:
Jenn,
I do have a phone, but I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza. Lets just continue via e-mail. I live in LaSalle Park, are you familiar with it?
Also, it probably isn't a big deal, but I figured it is worth mentioning that I also have pulmonary tuberculosis right now. I hope this won't be a problem. It is probably better for your kids to get that out of the way too - it can be a real pain when you are older.
What time do you want to meet tomorrow?
Mike
From Jenn ******** to Me:
I don't want my kids to have TB. Thank you for trying to help but I am going to find someone else.
From Me to Jenn ********:
Jenn,
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you away with that. Pulmonary TB isn't that bad, and it is best if your kids get it over with when they are younger. You may as well knock it out at the same time as the chicken pox.
If you want, I can throw in malaria for an extra $50. My friend Tom just got back from Africa and I can have him come over and give it to your kids as well. He got all sorts of whacky diseases when he was in Africa. You might want your kids to get them too, just so they won't get them later if they ever visit Africa.
Mike
From Jenn ******** to Me:
Mike are you aware that TB and malaria don't work that way? People can't just "get it over with" those are very serious diseases.
From Me to Jenn ********:
Jenn,
I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh).
I just assumed you were one of those mothers who wanted to have sick children to attract pity and attention from others. Malaria is a great way to get pity from other moms! You'll be the most talked about mother in your neighborhood. You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu."
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
You'll be the envy of your whole clique of mothers.
Please reconsider my offer.
Mike
From Jenn ******** to Me:
How rude. I want my kids to get chicken pox while they are young for the medical benefits, not for attention.
You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately.
Comments:
Thank you... (2010-02-06 14:31:33)
"The people on here who think the chicken pox vaccine is "harmless" are naive and gullible. Turn off the tv and read a book for a change. You obviously have NO ideal what you are talking about."
Don't have a TV. Vaccinated my kids
deez (2010-02-02 10:42:06)
haha .. duh
tired (2010-01-29 11:52:12)
i should have gone to sleep hours ago...i have work in less than an hour but this site is way too addictive! 'so how does this work, do i cough or sneeze on your kids' hahahahahaha fantastic!
@Nick (2010-01-22 04:39:35)
So is your mom.
John (2010-01-21 15:02:37)
i am a mediccal asistnt and i kno what sihngles is its like chicknpocks but if u dont get it erly than u het singles a litle later
LIGHTPIE7 (2010-01-10 01:39:37)
I have a friend who lived in South Bend before moving here... It's a good thing she moved, though, because apparently Chicken Pox is spreading throughout the entire neighborhood...
anon (2010-01-05 03:23:04)
What is shingles?
Shingles, or herpes zoster, is a common illness that strikes about 1 million Americans each year, about
half of whom are 60 years of age and older. Shingles is caused by the varicella-zoster virus, the same
virus that causes chickenpo
Sarah (2010-01-05 00:25:27)
The person above me is retarded
Marc (2010-01-04 11:47:54)
Yeah, no....Shingles is what happens when the chickenpox virus REACTIVATES in your body when your older. you can ONLY get shingles if you've had chicken pox, (had it). If you get chickenpox when your older, instead of nice lil bumps, you get the equ
WPG (2009-12-31 02:01:51)
For those of you who don't know, being exposed to chickenpox means you won't get shingles later in life, which is worse. It's actually a recognized thing, people exposing their kids to chickenpox on purpose, not just some whack job mom who nee
kelseyy (2009-12-29 03:41:22)
brilliant..your entire site i love it
anonymous (2009-12-27 01:05:46)
actually you can, same virus
anonymous (2009-12-27 01:02:11)
you can't get chickenpox from someone with shingles
nick (2009-12-25 19:33:03)
the person below me is retarded
InfranGilis (2009-12-09 09:23:28)
"You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately. " Says the mom trying to get her children sick for the medical benefits... Mike, you should have went brutal with this one!
daevablacc (2009-12-06 23:37:58)
Yeah Dave, but those stand for Tea Bagging.
Dave (2009-12-04 08:59:23)
Thanks Steph for setting us strait, but don't parents also have TB parties too ?
Steph (2009-12-02 12:22:56)
For all of you who are incapable of understanding why she'd want to get her kids sick: People expose their kids to chicken pox when they're younger so that they don't get it as an adult. Parents have "chicken pox parties" with their ki
botox (2009-11-29 03:39:21)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
EPIC LOL
;] (2009-11-29 02:40:47)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
hahaha fuckin love it!<3
alexf506 (2009-11-28 20:59:06)
Very nice site!
BitchVV (2009-11-26 03:09:52)
Thanks Pube salád your a good friend
Chuck (2009-11-25 17:02:12)
"Do I just sneeze on your kids or something?"
raoul duke (2009-11-19 16:36:31)
yeah this morgizzle sounds like a real modern day cum fart cocktail
Pube salád (2009-11-19 12:25:23)
Yea fuck u morgizzle u fuckin cunt ur the load ur mom shouldve swallowed
BitchVV (2009-11-18 00:01:37)
Fuck u morgizzle this guys the man so fucking funny
morgizzle(: (2009-11-16 22:32:54)
honestly,i think this guy is fucked up beyond belief.i agree with jenn,seek professional help man.
anonymous (2009-11-15 01:01:14)
This is so South Park :')
Sam (2009-11-13 14:20:32)
Does she know they have a vaccine for chicken pox now?
MyNameIsChristy (2009-11-11 14:11:13)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." HA! I love this website.
Forphucsake (2009-11-10 11:36:47)
lmao that bitch needs help, lets just place an ad for strangers to meet my kids :S
Tito (2009-11-09 21:50:04)
Like ive read a couple of this guy's shit, and all i can say is.. WOW what a fucking dick, lmfao but i have to say, he is without a doubt my new hero.
Cody (2009-11-09 01:23:49)
anonymous (2009-11-03 21:07:35)
The chickenpox vaccine isn't as effective as the disease itself, and carries an increased risk of waning immunity decades down the road, thereby increasing risk of shingles, which is incredibly painful.
Actually shi
bhahaha (2009-11-08 21:19:46)
this woman has some weird logical thinking going on.
she deserved to be harassed. lol
Me...Duh (2009-11-06 11:31:35)
Jenn sounds like such a wonderful mother. Someone needs to give that bitch TB, Malaria, chlamydia, Aids, Swine Flu, Herpes, Scabies, Crabs, Gonorrhea and fucking head lice.... what a dumbass poor excuse for a mother.
Me...Duh (2009-11-06 11:31:32)
Jenn sounds like such a wonderful mother. Someone needs to give that bitch TB, Malaria, chlamydia, Aids, Swine Flu, Herpes, Scabies, Crabs, Gonorrhea and fucking head lice.... what a dumbass poor excuse for a mother.
TheDood (2009-11-06 02:38:06)
lawl jenn
LOL (2009-11-04 21:07:21)
Seek professional help immediately. - The mom who wants to get her kids sick xDD
anonymous (2009-11-03 21:07:35)
The chickenpox vaccine isn't as effective as the disease itself, and carries an increased risk of waning immunity decades down the road, thereby increasing risk of shingles, which is incredibly painful.
Huh? (2009-11-03 17:55:49)
What the hell kinda mom would deliberately try to get her kids sick? that's weird. She deserved to be fucked with.
Gabb (2009-11-02 23:32:17)
Oh god. hilarious.
LOL (2009-11-01 21:33:03)
medical benefits
Tyrone Jackson (2009-10-29 16:08:10)
Yo dawg, stop fuckin with my man mike, aight?
Hes no fagget like yourself, so suck my big black junk
ROFLsberger (2009-10-26 01:39:57)
just reading the original ad made me laugh
Ashes (2009-10-25 23:03:33)
Aw. Phone spazzed, posted too early.
Anyway. Mike=amazing,, mother=mentally insane.
Ashes (2009-10-25 22:59:22)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
Epiic winn.
That mother's sick in the head. Normal people don't go around and say "Uhh..yeahh, I'm too retarded to know about vaccines, so do you wanna help me out by ge
Laugher (2009-10-22 14:31:48)
It's cheaper then Chickpox vaccination. This USE to be the way it was done before the Vaccine was available. Look up "Chick Pox Parties" it use to be popular.
wtf (2009-10-21 23:50:46)
thats the kind of mom that will get depressed and kill her kids. what a bitch who would get there kids purposefully sick godddamn
Ricardo (2009-10-20 02:55:37)
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO: Obama (2009-09-18 13:04:53)
This is how everyone will deal with disease after my health care plane is implemented. This post is the future of medicine! Peace out bitches. ACORN in tha' motha' fuckin' house!!!
fuck (2009-10-19 14:39:36)
this page is full of the stupidest shit i've ever heard, and i won't ever reply to a guy named mike
lol
Justin (2009-10-16 12:13:28)
I'm an microbiological epidemiologist, and a medical student, and I'd just like to say that Aaron, the "registered nurse" is clearly a moron.
joe (2009-10-12 20:33:24)
Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something? lol
LaceyLushFace (2009-10-12 01:38:54)
Hahahahaha, I can't stop giggling. Now, I must run around and tell everyone "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
I don't even have kids, but that it my new comeback for any insult that comes my way.
Gage (2009-10-09 20:23:44)
"Pepper in the phrase 'suck it', very effective"
carniver (2009-10-09 18:04:25)
Oh man, you almost got out-crazed by this poster. Getting kids infected with chicken pox to make them immune to it, will make them prone to shingles for the rest of their lives. The proper way is to get a vaccine, which makes them immune to both for their
Aaron (2009-10-08 21:25:25)
I'm a Registered Nurse, and without debating this: Jenn (the mother) is completely accurate, intelligent on her decision, and has a solid scientific basis for her decision. This isn't a discussion regarding antivaccination philosophy, and it's
isaiah (2009-10-08 17:20:44)
SUCK IT!!! lol
matt (2009-10-05 17:44:18)
The funniest thing about this is, usually you're the only "crazy person" in the e-mail thread--this time it looks like there's two.
Eric (2009-10-05 17:33:34)
This ladys an idiot as others are saying nobody infects their anymore theres a vaccine they get regualrly, and shingles is not the same as chicken pox shingles is incredibly painful and potetially deadly
xenasculee (2009-10-04 13:24:50)
does this lady not know about the chicken pox vaccine? an who the hell gets shingles anymore? apparently she never saw that episode of southpark...
POOPSTAINS! (2009-10-03 15:11:56)
Oh my GOD I just re-read this post and shit myself all over again. Mmmmm guess it poopsoup for lunch today!
mike Sick (2009-10-03 15:07:26)
You are right, I was thinking of Ghonaherpesyphilaids. Sorry..
Mandy (2009-10-01 16:17:53)
Well, im a big whore.. and can give u guys pretty much any STDs that u want. So feel free to contact me.
Number One!! (2009-10-01 13:03:45)
First Post!!!
akkat (2009-09-29 12:52:35)
This is by far the best one yet. Who posts an ad to expose their kids to chicken pox. Most kids get it before they go to school anyway. I doubt the internet is the proper place to look for someone to infect your kids...try the hospital
mph (2009-09-29 11:40:14)
mike sick- people w/ zoster can shed the virus (which is the same virus that causes chicken pox) from their lesions when they are ill. thus, folks who have never had chicken pox CAN have their first exposure to this virus through contact w/ people w/ acti
Derb (2009-09-29 09:48:11)
A Pulitzer nomination, I second that... a mother that is looking for a contagious disease for her kids thinks you need help? She should get back in front of the TV, there is a new Sham Wow coming out.
excerptXprt (2009-09-28 06:40:03)
"You can have my couch if you are still looking for one. " Ha HA HA HAAAA!!! Classic line. Didn't need to read no farther.
Sarahcs (2009-09-27 17:03:29)
"seek professional help immediately" YESS
hey yo (2009-09-27 13:58:07)
can you make another one please?
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:53:33)
@nignugnig: your comments were deleted most likely because they were racist. duh. are you that much of a fucking moron? no one likes loudly out spoken racists. your comments were innapropriate and ppl like you is why todays society will never change.
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:39:12)
i bet that at least ten ppl who comment here regularily have read a large number of real books. how about you go outside and look around. no one is going to change for anyone but themselves. just accept the stupidity and comedy of it all.
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:36:20)
@R: i agree, a few of the people who comment here are idiots. but what you dont u?derstand is that is todays american society. ignore the morons. and the cpv is safe. ive heard from enough doctors, websites, and books. not everyone is tv/web obsessed. i b
anonymous (2009-09-27 02:41:17)
I LOVE THIS SIGHT -- X-ray vision
wrc (2009-09-26 13:16:48)
duncan is full of win.
schlomo (2009-09-26 11:55:47)
To the guy who writes these emails: You deserve a Pulitzer Prize. I think it's a true service to mankind to make people laugh. I bet even Jesus laughs at your stuff.
ssdd (2009-09-26 11:52:38)
just when i think you can't get funnier...you do
Binda (2009-09-26 00:45:12)
These days it's better to immunise against chicken pox rather than to let the kids contract it. I wish I had of immumised my kids. It's not always as mild for some children as it is for others.
wormhole (2009-09-25 12:10:52)
POOPSTAINS I can relate. Just the other day I was trying on a new suit and completely lost it. I became "excited" and was asked to leave....
Ignorant morons (2009-09-25 03:18:43)
All of you. Get off the internet and go educate yourselves.
SHUT THE FUCK UP (2009-09-25 02:19:43)
SHUT THE FUCK ANON NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
anon (2009-09-25 01:15:05)
chicken pox and other virus' is that chicken pox, while relatively harmless when contracted at a young age, proves deadly to adults. There is nothing wrong with what this woman is trying to do.
anon (2009-09-25 01:14:11)
You people do realize that vaccines are just controlled samples of a particular virus? So what this woman is trying to do and vaccines are two means to the same end-exposing her children to the virus so they develop immunities. The only difference between
anonymous (2009-09-25 00:27:37)
and your one of them
Poor John (2009-09-24 12:46:06)
I sometimes wonder if the owner of this site gets depressed when he reads all the retarded comments and thinks "so that's my audience, a bunch of kids and retards?".
POOPSTAINS (2009-09-24 09:23:14)
I juyst completely ruined my pants and chair at work. I just shit all over myself and it is just sliding down my legs./ that was so funny i have never lauighed so hard i shit myself! wow. the warm sensation of laughin and pooping at same time
mike Sick (2009-09-23 21:34:52)
have 3 children living with us that have never had the chicken pox or the vaccine. Get your facts straight!
mike Sick (2009-09-23 21:34:09)
@MPH - You CANNOT get chicken pox from someone who has Shingles! Shingles is not a contagious disease, it is a virus that lives in your nervous system. I know this for sure because I've had shingles and my grandmother just got over shingles...and we
mph (2009-09-23 17:50:46)
and mike sick, you can get chicken pox from someone with shingles. you just can't get shingles if you've never had chicken pox.
mph (2009-09-23 17:49:15)
fyi- malaria isn't communicable person-to-person. you need a mosquito...
Patrice (2009-09-23 16:48:01)
WHERE DAT EGG?!
me (2009-09-23 15:46:45)
THE 1st FEW WERE FUNNY, THE REST ARE CRAP. GET NEW MATERIAL
Mick Sick (2009-09-23 15:15:14)
You can "catch" shingles. You can only get it if you have had chicken pox. What a stupid bitch!
anonymous (2009-09-23 12:08:50)
$50 for malaria... that's a win. I guess it's a good thing he didn't offer herpes or something. bwaahah
LOL @ Schlomo :( (2009-09-23 11:58:24)
This woman is crazy anyway - taking her kids to a strangers house? Umm... child safety fail.
anonymous (2009-09-23 11:52:22)
Oh god, here we go with the anti-vaccine tirade. F*ck off you over sensitive mothers, NOBODY LIKES YOU. AT ALL. Especially when you're out in public with your ugly snot-nosed kids, then, we not only dislike you, we actually DESPISE YOU.
Moving o
Replied (2009-09-23 10:02:34)
Just found this website and read all the emails... hilarious!
But can the FAQ explain the Duncan thing? Seems like some hidden cult knowledge on this site.
Shepy (2009-09-23 08:02:17)
Oh man, you missed an opportunity there.
"Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children."
I dont have chicken pox, but i do have a slight cold. Would it still be ok for me to come and expose myself to your tw
shellshockedx retard (2009-09-23 06:41:07)
Read the previous comments you dumb fuck.
shellshockedx (2009-09-23 05:00:02)
why is she trying to expose her children to diseases?
Mike (2009-09-22 23:42:19)
Pure genius. Don't stop!
Patrick Bateman (2009-09-22 23:13:58)
@ Amy - If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
anonymous (2009-09-22 19:43:11)
Children who get the chickenpox at an early age are less likely to develop shingles later on in life. Exposing yourself to germs or disease can be very beneficial to your health, even though that sounds backwards.
@ deleto (2009-09-22 15:33:26)
Because your posts fucking suck, dude.
deleto (2009-09-22 15:32:34)
why are all my posts being deleted
schlomo (2009-09-22 15:13:15)
This one is awesome. It took my mind off that bitch of a sister of mine who bought me a size 3X sweatshirt when I wear a medium. I took it back and they would only give me $2.37. Which is what her highness paid.
Geezus (2009-09-22 14:33:02)
Vaccines are very dangerous for your health! This woman is sane, and you all are ignorant fucks. Try having kids, then we'll all tell you how to raise them. See if you like it.
Brookdale (2009-09-22 14:19:41)
Seriously though, if the woman who posted this ad is reading this, you are a complete waterhead and should look for the first sain person you can find to raise your kids...thats if you haven'talready fucked them up.
jim crow (2009-09-22 11:49:59)
im a cracked out ghetto ape full of disease.
Beat My Meat (2009-09-22 11:13:39)
People who don't believe in vaccines should be killed.
Wow Amy (2009-09-22 10:59:18)
Amy, I'm surprised your pimp let you use the internet. Get back on the street corner and make more money so he can buy more now n' later gators.
Taylor (2009-09-22 09:28:25)
Isn't it great when some conspiracy nut comes on a message board, and acts as if every one else is crazy? R, we are not the ones that need an education, you do. Vaccines are not meant to do you any harm. Lay off the conspiracy web sites.
Gah (2009-09-22 03:52:23)
Then I'm gonna hit refresh on the stupidest ones and see them go on the top rated list. Moron.
R (2009-09-22 00:15:31)
The ignorance in these comments is a bit amusing. The people on here who think the chicken pox vaccine is "harmless" are naive and gullible. Turn off the tv and read a book for a change. You obviously have NO ideal what you are talking about.
Antiantivax (2009-09-22 00:00:51)
Oh joy, another antivax mom. This is what they do to 'vaccinate' their kids
ballsballsballs (2009-09-21 22:26:52)
this is funny because the crazy woman wants to infect her kids with chicken pox but he told her they would also get tuberculosis which is a much more serious disease.
the eliminator (2009-09-21 20:35:21)
no i go round to his house and tell him which ones are funny
@Gah? (2009-09-21 20:25:55)
Maybe it's the ones with the most page hits? Moron.
cg (2009-09-21 17:05:49)
You are so funny. I love your emails.
anonymous (2009-09-21 14:06:54)
I find this one very disappointing. He could have made this absolutely hilarious given the original add, but he just kept it at a giggling level. =/ And I've heard that even after getting the vaccine there is still potential to get the virus. I th
Gah? (2009-09-21 10:08:55)
What is "top rated" about? I don't see a rating feature anywhere. Who rates these exchanges and how?
anonymous (2009-09-21 09:37:19)
Any chance you could add an RSS feed for the articles?
Brian (2009-09-21 09:33:07)
Malaria? You realize that requires a mosquito for half of its life cycle.
Lopez (2009-09-21 07:59:33)
Muito bom mesmo.
Amy (2009-09-21 06:48:48)
Hi I'm Amy. Im a stuckup bitch that hates the world. And I cant spel rite. I need to go back to the kitchen and bake a cake
Disappointed (2009-09-21 04:29:42)
I just reread the early emails. Man! They were much funnier. This site has gone downhill FAST!
Duncan (2009-09-21 02:09:52)
Lol Amy, you say we are retarded, but instead you spelt site "sight" and retarded "retarted."
And people think I'm stupid.
Amy (2009-09-21 01:37:18)
i dont apreciate everyone pretending to be me. this sight should be takin down cause it serves no purpose. this sight is retarted.
e.wareheim (2009-09-20 13:13:59)
minnmann don't read them then dummy
MinnMan (2009-09-20 10:12:27)
Mike - take the Comments section off the site, for the love of God. I can only see the term "LOL" so many times in one day.
Duncan (2009-09-20 07:32:20)
LOL, she wanted chicken pox and shingles for her kids but instead you offered her tuberculosis.
hairy dick shaft (2009-09-20 00:50:50)
i want more emails about killing animals.
anonymous (2009-09-20 00:16:50)
1st
Natural Born (2009-09-20 00:09:00)
I love it.
Sterilize Yourself (2009-09-19 18:20:36)
Has this bitch ever heard of vaccines?
david pershica (2009-09-19 17:00:45)
wow, she should be mother of the year!!!! LOL is what she wants to do even legal?
I personally, would have offered to throw in crabs, and lice...
RSS feed (2009-09-19 15:05:26)
RSS, you dumb fuck
Is this old stuff? (2009-09-19 12:13:26)
For crying out loud, he says he has 10 minutes left until SEPTEMBER and this was posted on the 18th of September.
Jenn's sister, Barb (2009-09-19 11:49:42)
I agree with Jenn: You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately.
Question (2009-09-19 10:12:53)
Why do you delete all the duncan and duncan clones?? They liven up the comments.
Jazzy (2009-09-19 10:12:39)
*first
Jazzy again (2009-09-19 10:10:40)
And where the hell is Duncan?? this is my firat time posting to you, Duncan, but im def a fan of yours. :D
Jazzy (2009-09-19 10:07:22)
cute. couldve been funnier. the malaria was the best part.
what people dont understand is that exposing your kids to chicken pox doesnt always work. i didnt have the vaccine and my two lil bros had it for a grand total of three weeks. i never got it.
RMR (2009-09-19 09:49:18)
"i can throw in malaria for another $50" - gold!
-jj (2009-09-19 09:37:12)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!! ... use Duncan's name as an alias/accomplice. i think many of us would love that subtlety!
Cryo (2009-09-19 09:21:55)
You should have said phone sex instead of pizza. Nevertheless lol.
jj (2009-09-19 09:19:42)
ill donate someday, until then /me clicks on ads franticly
jj (2009-09-19 09:18:00)
51st! woot! (fail)
i love this shit. and for all you fake-proclaimers? a) WHO CARES? i laugh! and b)i truely beLIEve the only "fakeness" are the duncan't hater/posters. also stop with the rss requests you all sux! again, much love i ill donat
... (2009-09-19 07:09:15)
Is it me you're looking for?
TheHell (2009-09-19 06:44:28)
Apparently you can't post links in comments?
Anyways look up pox party on wikipedia
This is a legitimate means of infecting children with chicken pox so they develop an immunity
Doc Tor (2009-09-19 06:41:29)
posing children to chicken pox so that they develop immunities prior to the development of the varicella vaccine in 1995; even now some consider them to be safer than vaccines.
testing (2009-09-19 06:37:57)
how do comments work
jesus (2009-09-19 01:18:42)
I have it (duh)
Someone (2009-09-19 00:50:18)
WTF
Has this woman never heard of the term Vaccine?
This ad is ridiculous. I feel bad for those kids.
anonymous (2009-09-18 22:44:21)
you should link to the original ads
Jane (2009-09-18 19:21:50)
I laughed so hard!
wakawakawaka (2009-09-18 18:43:58)
At first I thought you were the one who made the ad.. because.. seriously? "Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children. If you are still contagious and want to help, email or call ***-***-*****." So what, you jus
Malcoon X (2009-09-18 18:23:08)
Crazy white people
Fuck that cunt Amy (2009-09-18 17:57:56)
Hey is this the same Amy from the Deer hunt post. If it is FUCKYOU you stupid cunt hole
Doglover (2009-09-18 17:51:32)
I gave my dog Herpes
alli (2009-09-18 17:18:21)
LMAOOOO:
Kayneze (2009-09-18 14:43:19)
Yo commenters, ima let you finish these comments in a minute, but kittens for my tiger was one of the best emails of all time. OF ALL TIME!
cracker/honkey (2009-09-18 17:02:23)
white people carries all types of diseases...
Shane (2009-09-18 16:46:03)
Dear Amy,
Please learn how to spell.
Sincerely,
Your first grade teacher.
Amy (2009-09-18 16:38:37)
stoopid
Shane (2009-09-18 16:34:59)
Where is Duncan... I need Duncan to help me interpret this! lol
moar (2009-09-18 15:55:20)
moar. moar nao. love you.
anonymous (2009-09-18 15:12:46)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." - Fucking awesome
Sherry (2009-09-18 14:54:25)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
I love you.
Kayneze (2009-09-18 14:43:19)
Yo commenters, ima let you finish these comments in a minute, but kittens for my tiger was one of the best emails of all time. OF ALL TIME!
lilvanilla (2009-09-18 14:33:02)
for real wut kind of mother WANTS to get her kids sick..but u have to love Mikes responses..he just too much
juice (2009-09-18 14:06:35)
Love it! "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Genius.
bone (2009-09-18 13:42:17)
Should've upped the ante by dropping HIV and Herpes
Obama (2009-09-18 13:04:53)
This is how everyone will deal with disease after my health care plane is implemented. This post is the future of medicine! Peace out bitches. ACORN in tha' motha' fuckin' house!!!
Ken (2009-09-18 13:02:08)
LoL, Please S my D
Ace (2009-09-18 12:36:12)
Maybe she should get a rabbied dog to give her kids rabbies... just to get it out of the way. what a douche.
Dirty Pirate (2009-09-18 12:31:23)
yargh, I'll give her the scurvy.
BigNutzRswallen (2009-09-18 11:51:43)
Jenn i have Genital Herpes if you like i can expose my STD to your two children at no Cost let me know where we can meet.
paige (2009-09-18 11:41:57)
hahahahaha fuck yes that's great.
herhog (2009-09-18 11:34:48)
I have to say I wait for every new entry... I love this site. I even exposed my children to this site. (not to worry they are over 25)
Rainbow (2009-09-18 11:31:10)
I have a flesh eating bacterial infection and leprosy - I would throw these in for nothing
more emails! (2009-09-18 10:54:21)
i was hoping this would have been better considering what the ad was about, this was the best fodder you could probably have gotten lol
AJ (2009-09-18 10:53:44)
She WANTS to get her kids sick? What a dumbass. Someone should give her aids.
Me (2009-09-18 10:28:26)
Who the hell wants to have their kids sick? Get the chicken pox vaccine you dumb whore...its very rare but getting chicken pox could be deadly. while the vaccine is harmless.
Clueless (2009-09-18 10:12:55)
Does this lady know there is a vaccine for Chicken Pox?... was she born in 1645?
pixxistiks (2009-09-18 10:00:08)
what a giant cuntbag. i have a kid. its awful seeing him sick.who wants their kids to be sick on purpose??
jaywho (2009-09-18 09:53:32)
"If you want, I can throw in Malaria for an extra $50" Way to upsell!
Frank (2009-09-18 09:47:58)
This lady really needs to have her fucking head examined.
L. Renee (2009-09-18 09:42:38)
OMFG!! LOL!! I just found this site while browsing thrillist.com and I have just found my new way to spend my work day. Please don't ever stop!!!
RedHead (2009-09-18 09:41:57)
You should have offered Aids by charing a needle with an infected junkie.
Brian (2009-09-18 09:37:11)
good work
rollaj (2009-09-18 09:36:11)
once again, your awesome, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh....
Frank (2009-09-18 09:34:26)
Shingles hurt.
anonymous (2009-09-18 09:31:22)
this is sick & as usual... brilliant! thanks!
doug (2009-09-18 09:28:32)
pretty funny...wtf is that woman's deal??wanting her kids to get sick...best part "Seek professional help immediately
... (2009-09-18 09:26:58)
hello?
Dirk (2009-09-18 09:26:56)
Disease and Sickness
MOJOMAGIC (2009-09-18 09:24:20)
Who exposes their kids to strangsr's diseases? Maybe she needs professional help! LOL
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