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Stupid Dog Sweater Lady
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:38:14
Original ad:
I am looking for inexpensive dog apparel (T shirts, sweaters, etc.). My dog is a Minature Pinscher. He is a boy and he is around 12 lbs. Maybe you bought some clothes for you pet and they have grown out of them. Also, if you know of any places or websites that offer cheap dog clothing. Either one, please let me know! I really do not want to pay $20 for dog accessories! Thank you!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hi,

I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit. In that case, I just broke up with my girlfriend, and she has a ton of crap like that that I want to get rid of. I have a "no place like home" welcome mat, a valentine bear that talks when you squeeze it, the first season of Gilmore Girls on DVD, and one of those singing fish things. Let me know if you want any of this shit.

Thanks,

Mike

From Katie ******** to Me

Your assumption is incorrect. I do not like to buy stupid shit. I just like to pamper my dog as I don't have any kids. Thanks, but I am not interested in any of those items.

From Mike Anderson to Katie *******

In that case, I have a 32" Sony LCD TV for your dog. You can put on the Animal Channel for him. I'll sell it to you for $400.

- Mike
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lol (2010-09-01 00:15:13)
theyre just dogs stfu
harmony (2010-08-28 10:42:28)
Dizazter.. do you go outside in the rain or snow w. No clothes on? .... dogs shouldn't either. Obviously bigger dogs or dogs with thick coats can handle it. But a 3 pound hairless chihuahua?
shrim (2010-08-23 23:09:09)
I had a scottish psychology lecturer called Mike Anderson. So in my head I was reading it in a lecturer style scottish accent. Makes it weird!
guy (2010-08-19 01:54:27)
fucking nigger
Layla (2010-08-09 18:08:14)
A reply to Dizazsters: Yeah, humans weren't meant to wear clothes, but we got so damn fat and ugly that it was needed.
:) (2010-07-14 03:10:37)
women, they try and they try, its so cute
Dizazsters (2010-07-01 22:51:07)
I really hate when people buy clothes for there dogs. They were not meant to wear cloths! Neither are humans, clearly.
h8 (2010-06-16 17:39:57)
"I saw that you are looking for clothing for your dog, so I think it is a fair assumption that you are the type of person who likes to buy stupid shit." No assumption!
dickcheese (2010-04-30 11:41:30)
HAHAHA PWN
Kirk (2010-03-16 04:32:21)
Lol The tv for the dog was a Perfect choice !
toth (2010-03-14 12:26:19)
Damn straight. Gilmore girls didn't get good until Season 3.
Ooouuhhhhheeeee (2010-02-25 23:02:03)
Wat up with dat!
Mike #2 (2010-02-25 21:39:21)
d the site, then maybe you should too! But, since you don't, get the fuck off, tell your friends your not friends anymore, and crawl in a closet, and die. Bye.
fag (2010-02-18 14:06:56)
im gay
Dita (2010-02-16 12:57:46)
Sotrue, you are Sofucktarded that if you ever did have an intelligent thought it would die of lonliness. Go to BDSM site and spew your crap there.
Dita (2010-02-15 21:47:33)
I lost my shit completely over his "assuming" after seeing her ad that she would love anything shitty. And his list of "shit" was dead-on hilarious. She wasn't even really offended! LMAO!
anonymous (2010-02-06 06:28:54)
v goddamn that was dead on
sotrue (2010-01-27 00:37:13)
"Too all butthurt whores, shut the fuck up and gag on a dick like the submissive stupid worthless cunts you truly are. You need a man to dominate you and tell you what to do, think, and believe to be happy."
Bob (2009-12-14 15:04:55)
Original ad: I am looking for inexpensive dog apparel (T shirts, sweaters, etc.). My dog is a Minature Pinscher. He is a boy and he is around 12 lbs. Maybe you bought some clothes for you pet and they have grown out of them. Also, if you know of any pla
volleychick (2009-11-17 23:12:01)
Aww. I like gilmore girls
Libra (2009-11-10 21:21:15)
It's so damn believable!
MBII (2009-10-29 16:47:34)
anonymous (2009-08-12 01:17:40) SAID: "Too all butthurt whores, shut the fuck up and gag on a dick like the submissive stupid worthless cunts you truly are. You need a man to dominate you and tell you what to do, think, and believe to be happy."
boy dog (2009-10-04 15:50:01)
dogboy lives in constant agony.
Stupid woman (2009-09-24 05:30:20)
Your dog probably hates the stupid "dog clothes" you buy for him. Get a clue.
Beast (2009-09-23 21:24:00)
People that dress their dogs up are probably mentally retarded anyways.

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