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Part Out Your Honda
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:36:00
From Timmy Tucker to ************@***********.org

Hi,

I saw your ad for the Honda Accord. I will give you $200 for the alternator and driver side door.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim

From Josh ******** to Me

im not parting out the car. it is $6000 for the whole thing.

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

Can't you just sell me the door and alternator and then sell the car for $5800?

From Josh ******** to Me

who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator?

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

From Josh ******** to Me

thats fucking retarded. how about you go to a junk yard

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
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suck it! (2013-05-02 01:24:13)
I love a good honda dis. I am a anti hondite. Fuck the honda, their getting out of control. Next thing you know they want to park in your space!!
killerpojo (2013-02-13 14:33:25)
fucking amazing ! hahhahahh
Not fooling anyone (2013-02-07 14:28:25)
@Josh Seems pretty legit.
anonymous (2012-12-02 04:55:09)
Interesting how an ad for a Jeep wrangler was on the side while I was reading this
Josh (2012-11-01 06:14:21)
OMFG You fucking bastard my m8 showed me this and i am MAD! At least it was a lie!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 09:47:12)
Ahhaa this dude goes how about i go to YOUR Yard... Great as always
Rae (2012-06-16 02:01:33)
"How about I go to your yard", I love it!
@Ian (2012-05-27 01:52:21)
I think he meant 4 hours of the posts of the websites in General not just this post
8^P (2012-05-03 14:18:22)
lol...How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
Ian (2012-02-22 10:39:40)
2nd funniest website...
Ian (2012-02-22 10:39:18)
@Haineko how did it take you 4 hours to read it all? did you have a dictionary in one hand?
Ian (2012-02-22 10:38:41)
@Haineko
Ian (2012-02-22 10:37:57)
2nd funniest
beck is stupid (2011-09-18 21:30:01)
Beck, you are an idiot
Beck (2011-08-19 17:34:05)
OMG, I literally laughed so hard at the fact that you used that guys first and last name, I got in trouble at work... LMAO
Jason (2011-08-02 22:01:49)
"How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep." Lol'd so hard at that... xD
rofl (2011-05-16 13:05:44)
i lold
V (2011-04-28 21:41:19)
put a like and don't like button This I LIKE!
Haineko (2011-03-25 09:22:16)
Lmao, this is the funniest website ever. Read 4h straight last night. Mike you're a God!
chinacatdolls (2011-02-27 02:27:24)
Lmao. PHISH!!!!!
anonymous (2011-02-24 20:51:03)
again, now about auto insurance O_o
BobTheLog (2011-01-31 21:58:19)
OMFG laughed my ass off :D
D (2011-01-07 01:56:09)
OMG. Bahahaha! "How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep."
Tyrone Tbagger (2010-12-15 11:22:41)
Man that is an awesome fucking idea. I'm going to go take the doors off my Tempo, the slut's will be lining up to suck my cock!
kick-ass (2010-09-30 00:35:40)
Or how about i come back here.... and break your fuckin legs

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