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Part Out Your Honda
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:36:00
From Timmy Tucker to ************@***********.org

Hi,

I saw your ad for the Honda Accord. I will give you $200 for the alternator and driver side door.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim

From Josh ******** to Me

im not parting out the car. it is $6000 for the whole thing.

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

Can't you just sell me the door and alternator and then sell the car for $5800?

From Josh ******** to Me

who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator?

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

From Josh ******** to Me

thats fucking retarded. how about you go to a junk yard

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
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mike (2010-08-14 02:40:09)
thanks for the coments
Lynn (2010-06-21 13:25:09)
"Jeep Wrangler Edition" FTW! Too funny!
moe. (2010-06-15 05:10:21)
oooooooooooh Timmy Tucker nice to see another moe. fan out there
2 in the pink (2010-05-14 00:24:43)
hahaha this is so fucking win!
Tobias (2010-04-22 18:50:35)
Guess he slept with one eye open for a couple of weeks :)
chachi (2010-04-18 01:43:37)
dear Mikek, vagina is taste good. that is all
mikek (2010-03-25 22:54:51)
Vagina's taste good
kgsvr (2010-03-25 22:54:11)
fucking hilarious
mikek (2010-03-16 15:49:08)
Timmy Tucker! I picked up on that right away. I also noticed the multiple Phish entries. Much appreciated!
timmy tucker (2010-03-12 16:31:28)
i like the moe. reference
You are dumb (2010-03-12 06:01:46)
He meant to say addition as an extra joke. Ironic because it's the removal of a part of the car.
( )( ) (2010-03-01 14:09:28)
DAS BO SHCITT
ha (2010-02-26 16:32:21)
Its edition, not addition...TOO funny though, laughed my ass off
anonymous (2010-02-06 06:27:04)
LOL man this was fucking funny!!!
pat (2010-01-05 23:55:16)
You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" edition fuck i lost it there hahahah
dump-ski (2009-10-21 23:58:19)
Just took a shit on my cat then poured ranch on it hahahahaha that's how hard I laughed. Then I kicked the little fuck face.
dump-ski (2009-10-21 23:58:01)
Just took a shit on my cat then poured ranch on it hahahahaha that's how hard I laughed. Then I kicked the little fuck face.
69999 (2009-10-21 19:46:07)
hehhe
new jack (2009-10-19 19:36:29)
duncans a fucking cunt
Awesome (2009-10-02 01:54:32)
Dude, Duncan freaking owns
David (2009-09-22 16:40:28)
awesome lol i am doing this now to someone
Drunken (2009-09-18 13:10:28)
Duncan was here
Anna (2009-09-11 03:02:13)
oh duncan, I praise the day you get teabagged. :]
omg (2009-08-21 20:28:07)
WHO IS THIS FREAKIN' DUNCAN EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT? XD
öz hakiki jedi (2009-08-18 17:44:40)
i'm gonna fucking die while laughing at these

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