"Special" Wife
Posted at: 2009-07-24 00:36:34
Original ad:
I need the help of a drywall expert to repair a large hole in our hallway wall. The hole is about three feet wide. You will need to bring all materials needed, but I will cover the cost. I can send pictures of the hole if requested.
Please respond with availability and a reasonable rate.
From Me to *************@*********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad and will be able to help you out. The best thing to do for dry wall holes is to tape over the entire hole with strips of duct tape, and then paint over the duct tape. If you have wallpaper, I could just put wallpaper over the hole. That would be even easier. After the repair, nobody should lean up on the wall or it will probably tear again. I suggest hanging a picture over the hole. I have some old framed pictures of Bon Jovi that I could bring and install over the hole.
I am available all week, and my rate is $25/hr. When can I stop by?
-Dan
From Brittany ********* to Me
Hi Dan! Thanks for the quick response. Sounds good! I will forward this e-mail to my husband and he'll get back to you ASAP.
Thanks!
Brit
From Bryan ********* to Me
Dan,
My wife sent me your email, but I don't think she actually read/understood what you wrote. If you are serious, then we don't need your help. I hope that isn't how you actually repair things. Regardless, I will tell my wife to actually read the emails before sending them to me.
Regards,
Bryan
From Me to Bryan **********
Good afternoon Brian,
Your wife doesn't sound too smart. I was going to recommend Hooked on Phonics, but she seems to be capable of writing. I think she just does not have the ability to comprehend what she is reading. I have a cousin who is "slow", and there is this really good remedial school in Philly that he went to. They offer some classes that help with reading comprehension. If you want, I can look up the school and send the information to your wife.
- Dan
From Bryan ********* to Me
Heh heh, that might be just what she needs...
From Me to Bryan **********
CC: Brittany *********
Great! I'm forwarding our conversation to your wife, along with the school information.
The name of the school is "Smithbridge School for Special People," and you can call them at (***)-***-2195.
From Bryan ********* to Me
Oh boy...please don't...
From Brittany ********* to Me
What a jerk you are. Excuse me for being busy and quickly browsing through your letter. Go to hell!
From Me to Brittany *********
Brit, you should really consider this school. It might not seem like it, but they actually can help you. It did wonders for my cousin. He used to just stay at home with his aunt all day, but now he has a great job at McDonalds. Please, just give them a call.
-Dan
Comments:
burdenoftrust (2010-01-13 01:58:56)
Haha poor husband.
He probably didn't get any for a month
She sounds like a REAL bright one
Somedude (2010-01-11 18:59:17)
I think that you crossed a line there seriously, the other ones they didn't really seem to cross any real lines to me began at brokeback beach and worked my way over here but yeah, that's what I think.
these emails are fun (2010-01-11 01:00:33)
lol to the comments
jns (2010-01-10 15:15:36)
best bit is the start ^^
JEFF (2010-01-08 12:35:18)
my wife is a fucking moron as well. I fell for that guy.
Had to comment (2009-12-08 19:48:35)
Your writing style reminds me of a modern day O Henry, you always have a small twist at the end.
bvi (2009-12-08 11:45:04)
OMG this is the best one so far hahaha
Amy (2009-12-03 21:54:02)
This is fucking great, finally something out there that is just as twisted as some of the things in life. Things that shall not be mentioned.
Derrickness (2009-12-02 01:54:21)
haha. The husband was the first person to actually be able to take a joke well so far.
duesh (2009-12-02 01:05:52)
oh boy...please dont lmfao!!!
Darkvader420 (2009-12-01 23:38:00)
ROFLMAO... i bet there out together anymore and the husband to comikal....bravo this site is halarious!!!!
anonymous (2009-11-30 19:39:08)
That guy was pretty cool about it
Kat (2009-11-20 11:07:47)
Oh man, I wonder if this couple is still together? Nice one!
tit (2009-11-19 21:31:37)
i like this one because bryan will probably tell this story for the rest of his life, and probably finds the whole situation incredibly funny, whereas his wife....not so much
Steph (2009-11-17 04:17:40)
Haha I bet you that Bryan got his ass kicked when he got home! :)
Fan That Wants More (2009-11-15 20:00:24)
I want more!! I've read every last one four times and I check daily for new ones :)
AMUSED (2009-11-15 00:11:03)
LOLOLOLOLO
Steve (2009-11-14 12:46:46)
A good part is when the guy signs it "Bryan" and the author replies with "Brian". Hahaha...
Libra (2009-11-10 21:30:52)
Bon Jovi! A great job at McDonald's! Lol!
Bob (2009-11-06 16:51:37)
But now he has a great job at mcdonalds
WTF?!
Lol (2009-11-02 23:40:35)
Hahaha I love that he insulted his own wife.
Tornarrew (2009-11-01 05:14:52)
Other variant is possible also
Poop (2009-10-29 18:53:59)
Haha he thinks his wides a weeeetaaaard
anonymous (2009-10-25 01:55:57)
“i punched a hole through my weak thin door recently due to a shitty video game purchase” (DJ 2009-10-06 12:20:45)
Please elaborate
rofl (2009-10-22 21:56:24)
He used to sit at home with my aunt. but now he has a great job at mcdonalds!
G2theP (2009-10-18 22:37:17)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH that shit is absolutely hilarious!!!!
Rob (2009-10-17 14:45:27)
This shit is even funnier than Bait a Mugu. I bet that husband got loads of shit from his dumbass wife when you sent her his e-mails, again FUCKING GENIUS!!!!
DJ (2009-10-06 12:20:45)
LMAO, i punched a hole through my weak thin door recently due to a shitty video game purchase and i fixed it with duct tape and paint, it is actually a rather easy way to fix things
I Lol'd (2009-09-28 19:55:44)
I LoL'd
The Space Pope (2009-09-22 11:04:36)
I retract my previous statement
The Space Pope (2009-09-05 04:33:16)
I love how the dude went along with it, the world needs more people like him, and less like his mentally handicapped life partner
Angela (2009-09-02 20:30:27)
Bon Jovi pictures? Hilarious!
Fish (2009-09-02 19:08:15)
Omg fuck me, the sarcasm is fucking great!
Shannon (2009-09-01 18:55:38)
lmao...wow.
m (2009-08-31 15:40:56)
that's some great stuff....keep up the food work...Carl..try the school.
Deborrah (2009-08-27 22:02:31)
Dude you REALLY need something constructive to do with your time. But I have to say, this shit was funny as hell!
andreas - sweden (2009-08-27 10:10:11)
hahahaha! i love it!
Carl (2009-08-25 17:47:34)
Please, don't insult me by comparing me to duncan. I am way funnier than he is.
whitey (2009-08-22 17:59:21)
dude when the husband said oh boy please don't, i could feel the intense horror that must have come over his body. that was awesome. but i gotta say the tape and paint thing isn't such a bad way to repair holes!
ðóññêàÿ (2009-08-21 07:50:42)
åòà õîðîøî íàäî ïîïðîáîâàòü
Russkiy (2009-08-21 07:49:36)
yeah,that sounds good,have to try
Anon (2009-08-19 01:19:16)
1/2 of these commenters are offspring of 4chan. Anyways hilarious as always.
anonymous (2009-08-18 09:30:52)
duncan is a dirty cunt who needs a good bum raping and i will even rape his dads bum after
cool-R (2009-08-18 06:12:42)
hey, just tried that wallpaper over hole thing and it actually worked. a nice britney spears pic covers the whole thing now. as cheap as it could be. thanks for this nice trick
best, (2009-08-17 15:29:44)
this is
AE (2009-08-14 17:25:23)
"Oh boy...please don't..."
Hahahahahah!
Babysnakes (2009-08-11 14:50:21)
I am laughing so hard my coworkers are looking concerned.
fgsdfs (2009-08-09 17:23:22)
Sounds like this guy is the opposite of David Thorne. Or the same but different.
Michelle Obama (2009-08-06 11:25:53)
The benefits of being married to you love. Too bad for the site owner, he really shouldn't have made me angry
anonymous (2009-08-06 09:24:00)
i laughed so hard when you said you was gonna forward it to his wife.
"oh boy... please dont..."
hahahahahaha
Barack Obama (2009-08-06 09:10:45)
I spoke to my Russian colleague and we made the appointment that between now and 2 weeks a MIG will fly into the house of the owner of this site! Nobody fucks with THE PRESIDENT
Bob Vila (2009-08-05 19:06:00)
That's the incorrect way to fix dry wall.
Duncan (2009-08-05 15:02:14)
These people just sent me one more email, I'll try to add it here. This was one of my best!
duncan (2009-08-04 18:16:46)
Everyone else on here is a faggot.
lame duncan (2009-08-04 04:54:13)
No reasonable handyman would repair such a hole with duct tape, yet that is what's proposed in reply to the ad!
Home of the Brave (2009-08-04 00:45:16)
Fuck you Brad_UK, if we hadn't saved your pansy little Brit ass, you would be Hitler's little bitch.
Is that why you are mad cuz you didn't get to be his bitch, our bad.
Joakim (2009-08-03 16:56:49)
Hahaha, you're a true genius!
jim (gay) (2009-08-03 10:51:58)
The new entry will be up at noon eastern today
faggot (2009-08-03 09:25:11)
look, i can't pretend to be the admin!
admin (2009-08-03 09:13:15)
relax people...I can't go on vacation for a week? There will be updates later today.
omg (2009-08-03 03:32:47)
there hasn't been an update in like 10 days. my life is over. i'm giving up on my life and not this site because this site will get updated but not my life, it won't because i'm too sad about the no updates for so long.
JustMe (2009-08-03 01:47:08)
JFC...how many people need to ask for new emails before it happens?
mac (2009-08-02 22:24:09)
we need new ones pleaseeee!!~1
MauValmont (2009-08-02 19:59:11)
I could swear there's a /b/tard behind this... funny, though.
Mikael (2009-08-02 19:06:38)
Please post more emails, i´ve read all of them twice and need more. Your site is addictive. Thanks !!!
********@*****.org (2009-08-02 14:15:00)
we need more emails!
Me (2009-08-02 13:06:17)
Why no updates?
Ocean (2009-08-02 12:49:50)
I am giving up on this site; no updates and the latest material is lame. What a shame - the archived stuff is classic.
Duncan's rectum (2009-08-02 12:32:55)
No new updates = fuck this site
oh and I love to slurp off of mens sweaty balls. Yummy!!
anonymous (2009-08-02 08:27:21)
Bloody hell do some updates... or at least make email subscriptions available so I don't have to keep checking back here!! Please :)
Jo (2009-08-02 06:50:33)
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Jared Markham (2009-08-01 23:47:18)
bahahaha! This made me laugh more than that time I drank my dad's sweaty anal cum, then I analy raped michael Jackson in the nose and drank his pussy cum. Good times, Tasty times.
Luds (2009-08-01 23:14:46)
I like you
Duncan (2009-08-01 22:23:42)
No new E-Mails for a while now. Cunts.
New Post (2009-08-01 20:43:43)
Hello, is this thing on?
bobbygringo13 (2009-08-01 20:17:56)
we need more emails from the asshole!!!! please mr. asshole...please! haha no but seriously..please man. I work a shit job that keeps me in front of a computer screen and alot of shit is blocked...this site isn't. help a brotha out!
Duncan (2009-08-01 20:04:21)
Screw you guys, my fat BITCH of a mother named me Duncan so you can go lick her hairy snatch if you don't like it, just like I did.
CEO of Duncan Hines (2009-08-01 19:13:30)
I would just like to second what my distinguished colleague from Duncan Yo-Yos has stated in regards to Duncan. We offer a lifetime supply of our delicious baked goods is he legally changes his name. Our official stance is that Duncan is a douche-nozzle.
michael touris (2009-08-01 18:54:44)
u wanna see clever, look at my name, michael touris, my clitoris hahahaha damn im awesome
Duncan Shiek (2009-08-01 18:14:41)
Duncan?? More like....Duncan't!! hahaha...you see what I did there?!? huh? haha
CEO pf Duncan Yo-Yos (2009-08-01 16:38:39)
Until this matter is resolved, we would like to condemn every word this "Duncan" character has ever uttered or typed, to further distance ourselves from this douche-baggery.
CEO of Duncan Yo-Yos (2009-08-01 16:35:14)
The Yo-Yo business has always had it's ups and downs (pun intended) but with the current economic climate, we can not afford any unnecessary confusion that we might, in some way, be assosiated with this "Duncan" character. Until this matter is
CEO of Duncan Yo-Yos (2009-08-01 16:31:07)
I heard there was some character calling himself "Duncan" that was posting on this site and was douching up the good Duncan name. I am prepared to offer this "Duncan" a very generous sum of money if he will agree to change his name. The yo
Derek (2009-08-01 15:45:46)
Not only are you a smart ass but you are lazy, you need to keep pumping these out. This ones been up all freakin week. A new one every other day is not too much to ask for. Tell you what, if you do this I will donate 1,000 ghana to your cause. You will
anonymoose (2009-08-01 15:11:54)
we need more of these emails, even if they aren't top tier, funniest ever messages, they still deserve to be posted. and don't take emails down once they have been posted, if people don't like them that's their problem.
ZMANN (2009-08-01 10:02:35)
here is one you can easily rip to shreds "miami.craigslist.org/brw/clo/1280410247.html"
TR (2009-08-01 08:50:23)
Ahhahhahhahahhahhhahhhahahhhahaaaaaaaaa :D
nuty17 (2009-07-31 22:26:49)
dude...this line <br>"Great! I'm forwarding our conversation to your wife, along with the school information.
"<br>about made me piss myself. Totally unexpected. Keep up the good work!
Jared Markham (2009-07-31 19:55:20)
bahahaha! This made me laugh more than that time I drank my dad's sweaty anal cum
Duncan cumcan (2009-07-31 17:47:05)
Its funny cuz its applesauce cherry tomato
This Guy (2009-07-31 16:56:15)
I written 90% of all the comments on here under different names.
Gregg Jones (2009-07-31 16:34:30)
Gingers Rock!!!
cchou (2009-07-31 16:07:38)
this is hella funny!!!
Irish (2009-07-31 15:51:06)
Is there anyway to monitor these comments?
Salmon (2009-07-31 15:05:01)
People, i've already set up an RSS feed for this site:
www.feed43.com/emails-from-an-asshole.xml
Salmon (2009-07-31 15:04:30)
cool!
d (2009-07-31 11:41:03)
The owner of this site is way too sensitive to these comments. Omg people didn't think my emails were funny- I better move/hide/edit/delete them. Pussy
Who cares (2009-07-31 11:20:38)
The MILF one SUCKED... I'm actually glad it's gone. So when I recommend this site to people they won't go "wtf dude that was unfunny! kthxbye".
duncan (2009-07-31 10:31:07)
I give up, this was all a hoax the owner of this site was paying me to act like a ignorant douche bag to get views, he stopped paying me because he ran out of money and wanted to pay me with meth..
anonymous (2009-07-31 10:12:11)
anonymous, why are you pretending to be the admin, you douchebag fuck?
Angry Fan (2009-07-31 09:47:16)
How about you stop deleting comments and use that time to upload more material.
anonymous (2009-07-31 09:16:39)
well, it means u have a strong following eh?
anonymous (2009-07-31 07:08:17)
will you people fucking relax? no it didnt get taken down for being offensive. I had to roll back the database 8 hours and it was accidentally deleted. It wasn't even up that long I dont know how you people even noticed it.
anonymous (2009-07-31 02:59:20)
what happened to the milf?
duncans shitstain (2009-07-30 22:46:06)
why am I not politacally correct?
agreed (2009-07-30 21:59:44)
..dissapointed that recent posts have been taken down/changed..
Duncan (2009-07-30 20:42:14)
I wish everyone would stop insisting that I'm gay. I'm not gay. Please stop it!
Bryan (2009-07-30 20:39:22)
Because of your childish email stunt, my wife left me. Thanks so much you cretin. BTW, she didn't take the damn kids.
poo (2009-07-30 20:14:31)
who calls their kid anonymous anyway.
anon is gay (2009-07-30 18:49:24)
anonymous. Why don't you delete some of yours you boring knob jockey
anonymous (2009-07-30 17:01:24)
why do you delete so many of your posts?
And by the way.. (2009-07-30 14:52:57)
how is making fun of people with developmental disabilities less offensive than sex with 90 year old moms?
Grow a pair, stop deleting your posts.
What would George Carlin do?
igor (cont.) (2009-07-30 13:52:08)
I've been a fan since the first posts, and been following the website and all. but now, I'm just disappointed.
igor (2009-07-30 13:51:22)
honestly i'm deeply disappointed on how you have been managing the posts in this website. The posts are funny, meant to be funny and they do not offend people. If they do, that's the purpose of the website after all, piss people off. I've been
missing posts... (2009-07-30 13:42:10)
Are you afraid of offending someone? Stop being a pussy. People get offended sometimes, it's unavoidable.
Find the line, then cross it deliberately.
GEORGE (2009-07-30 13:38:43)
GOD IS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO INVITE TO THE GREAT MARRIAGE SUPPER. THERE IS A HUGE BANQUET MEAL PREPARED FOR ALL WHO MAKE RESERATIONS. ABSOLUTELY FREE!! THE DINNER IS OUT OF THIS WORLD AND THE ACCOMIDATIONS ARE LAVISH AND SPECTACULAR. MUST BELIEVE TO SEE!
A.G. (2009-07-30 13:21:11)
What happened to the personal ad one? Did you take it down?
Niki (2009-07-30 12:40:09)
I wonder how those classes are going. I hear McDonalds has high standards.
Keith Olbermann (2009-07-30 12:04:37)
i do Barack!
anonymous (2009-07-30 11:43:00)
its been almost a week, if ur going to run a website learn to do it
loser (2009-07-30 11:42:02)
ha wow you must not have anything better to do Barack..go suck ur own dick
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2009-07-30 09:49:43)
HURRY UP MAN........
America (2009-07-29 22:47:40)
I support your work.
Duncan's Ass (2009-07-29 21:40:08)
Well good evening everybody. Just passing through hoping a huge cock man will destroy my colon with his juicy man sausage. Don't worry about clean up, I'll suck you off shit and all.
yoyo (2009-07-29 16:34:45)
I'm at work, sad because my project failed due to my boss and bored bc I have nothing to do.
WE NEED MORE POSTS!!!!
Hull (2009-07-29 16:32:24)
all these r awesome! give us a forum damnit!
T-bone (2009-07-29 13:56:38)
Youre doing a great job, this site is hilariuos, keep it up!
Integrity (2009-07-29 13:52:35)
This site's arite. But not updated near enough. Get some lackey's to keep their eye's posted for more ads, get a bit, and reel them in. Gawd.
JD (2009-07-29 11:48:20)
wow, i just pissed my pants. And while my pants were in the washer, I stumbled upon this website.
Homer (2009-07-29 11:46:06)
Doh!
hello? .. (2009-07-29 09:29:02)
agreed..ive been waiting!
cmon already (2009-07-29 09:14:49)
It's wednesday...where's the post?
Mark (2009-07-29 08:43:26)
Oh yeah-- and then he changes the message boards so people claim to be teh ghey. It's a riot!
Mark (2009-07-29 08:42:01)
This is so cool! So not fake! I was like, friend of a guy who knew someone on a message board where this guy used to talk about star wars. I was with him in his mom's basement when he made up, er, emailed the first on!
duncan's stomach (2009-07-29 05:59:44)
When do I get to eat cum?
duncan (2009-07-29 05:57:39)
I want to swallow gallons of man-chowder. Holy fuck it's giving me a raging hard-on just thinking about it.
Anon (2009-07-29 03:03:11)
fucking LOL !
Anon (2009-07-29 03:02:54)
Fuck all of your asses off! Or I'll kick your fucking asshole!
Boner Patrol (2009-07-29 02:04:38)
Uh oh its the BONER PATROL! WEEE OOOOO WEEE OOOOOO
Duncan (2009-07-29 02:02:02)
i take donkey cock in my asshole, it feels greaet
John Doe (2009-07-28 23:07:18)
HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! I'M TALKING TO YOU! YEAH YOU! FUCK YOU!
Mike (2009-07-28 16:52:12)
it may or may not be fake, but its still funny .. and yes he can wait 3 or more days to post something and it can still be fake..idiot
fireinsp (2009-07-28 16:42:34)
a masterpiece! I can only assume she is blond with a big rack. Keep up the great work!
these are real (2009-07-28 15:42:38)
if they were fake it wouldn't take 3 days between postings
dick (2009-07-28 14:33:03)
one of these days, this shouls be available in paperback & hardcover: THE COMPLETE EMAILS FROM AN ASSHOLE. Whether or not it should be released with the comments is up in the air I'm assuming
benx29 (2009-07-28 14:11:23)
wtf is with people saying this is fake? i know these are real. im from the message board where this originated, where the guy (qwerty) first started doing these. i emailed a couple of his victims myself and got similar responses. these people are just ret
Aleya (2009-07-28 14:10:11)
THIS IS HILARIOUS!! i love this one so much, I can't stop laughing! This website is genius!
Meego (2009-07-28 14:09:56)
I swear I'd almost pee on my pants haha. This is probably one of the funniest things ever.
Mark (2009-07-28 13:23:18)
Really? People believe I'm not gay?
duncan (2009-07-28 11:43:59)
all she wanted was a repair, but instead for a reasonable price she got duct tape, a special school, and pictures of bon jovi..gross
Per, NORWAY (2009-07-28 07:20:11)
Thi hi hi hi!! This time I COMPLETELY CRACKED in tiny pieces all over my keyboard. The turnarounds kill me, just pure genious. Have been waiting for this, and now I just couldn´t help but post my comment. Thumbs up, all ten of ´em.
KinK (2009-07-28 04:08:22)
I love ur shit. Great idea
Duncan (2009-07-28 03:31:31)
thats not funny you guys, seriously, leave me and my name alone, for the last time, thx
Bradsalimey (2009-07-28 02:36:41)
Brad we will get over WWII when you get over the American Revolution... we kicked your asses then and been pulling your asses outta the fire ever since... Can you say Grenada? you got your asses kicked by stone throwes and we had to bail you out there too
regretful (2009-07-28 02:32:29)
I think I dated her... she thought she wouldnt get pregnant if SHE didnt have an orgasm, that was 12 kids ago
COL ANGUS (2009-07-28 02:01:00)
nice...very nice
Nate Garlike (2009-07-28 00:44:15)
Hey my names nate garlike
Jessica. (2009-07-28 00:17:04)
*stop taking yourselves so seriously.**
END.
:)
Jessica. (2009-07-28 00:15:46)
A thought about the feelings of those poor unsuspecting folks who post ads and get upset when someone who isn't serious replies and make them look silly on the internet....
FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
Its just email, stop taking yoursel
DrewK (2009-07-27 23:02:54)
I think this might be your best work yet.
ǝıɹɐɯ (2009-07-27 22:33:25)
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;) (2009-07-27 15:54:49)
i love you chuck
themuse (2009-07-27 10:59:28)
this all sounds fake this time...
Anonymous (2009-07-27 10:44:43)
Pretty funny. Love the Special school. 4.5/5
Audrey (2009-07-27 10:40:28)
Is preggers
drunkan (2009-07-27 10:39:14)
or is that cumsucking analwhore?
dunkanne (2009-07-27 10:38:13)
snot-gobbling buttfuck
Poop-a-scoop (2009-07-27 09:52:31)
Agree, get a RSS-feed going!
carl is duncan (2009-07-27 07:27:11)
duncan...please dont message under a different name. we all know only you would type something so retarded, so dont bother hiding under the avatar of 'carl'
Audrey (2009-07-27 02:29:32)
OH MY GOD. I just found this web site and it's the FUNNIEST THING I've ever come across on the net. I laughed sooooooo hard, my stomach hurts! KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Gay site (2009-07-27 02:22:20)
Let's donate to this shit site...
Alex (2009-07-27 00:12:18)
Brian or Bryan. Lol!
malepill13 (2009-07-26 23:54:20)
you could add splitting up married couples to your list of goals... this one was priceless
duncan (2009-07-26 22:57:58)
haha that's not how you fix a wall... ew
brad_UK (2009-07-26 22:23:41)
wow only in america...
red neck yanks no wonder they cant get over world war 2
Joe Bob (2009-07-26 21:41:20)
Nigger nigger fuck nigger cunt nigger shit nigger. Faggot.
shoegirl (2009-07-26 21:24:37)
This is one of the funniest sites Ive seen in a long timeeeee!!!
Big Greg (2009-07-26 19:39:53)
Gold, absolute gold. I don't believe you actually forwarded the email to his wife.
Ajay (2009-07-26 17:37:43)
This site is hilarious
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-26 17:20:59)
Trading Bon Jovi pictures in exchange for the chance to plug up some MILF tard's hole. Ahhh that takes me back!
[ZomgEpix] (2009-07-26 16:39:27)
lol "Oh boy...please don't..." You can tell that Bryan is the "Bottom" in that relationSHIT!
Amazing (2009-07-26 16:24:44)
this made me lololololol hahahaha poop
anasazi (2009-07-26 14:13:07)
I'm your man Duncan
Duncan's ass (2009-07-26 12:55:19)
I would love it if a man would pound my hole wide open like that drywall.
ur mom (2009-07-26 11:43:42)
probably the best one ever!
james (2009-07-26 11:12:41)
haha i actually laughed.
also, GET AN RSS FEED please!
Other Side (2009-07-26 08:42:53)
Hi, can I please get the number for that school? I'm a knuckle-dragging retard, and could use some valuable life-skill training.
anasazi (2009-07-26 08:06:47)
stop bitching, you cunts
if that whore is too stupid and too inconsiderate to read a reply email after asking for help then she deserves to gets screwed over.
Other Side (2009-07-26 03:43:13)
hello, my name is 'i dont have a sense of humor because i am a woman who cares about feelings'
Angel (2009-07-26 02:18:06)
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!! lmfaoooooo
hahahahaha. rofflllllll.
hahaha (2009-07-26 00:33:24)
I would recommenced a good sturdy helmet!
hey (2009-07-25 17:11:36)
Does anyone know how to become a chef?
Nosesplash (2009-07-25 15:40:30)
This is brilliant. I have posted it on nosesplash.com with a link to your site. Hope this is cool. http://bit.ly/specialwife
pdy (2009-07-25 15:36:07)
Duncan is gross....u should ban him from posting
LOL (2009-07-25 15:05:55)
What an idiot
Other Side (2009-07-25 13:18:44)
I am someone who doesn't appreciate comedy There is an art to knowing whats funny I am not an artist
Other Side (2009-07-25 11:29:46)
Not to sound like someone who doesn't appreciate comedy but these emails really upset people and are pretty mean. There is an art to being funny without being an asshole. There isn't nearly as much art in just being a prick. Anyone can be a pri
chris (2009-07-25 11:12:22)
FUCK YOU GUYS! I think that he spends too much to fucking with people who are otherwise helpless! They don't deserve this kind of treatment when they are actually looking for help!
linda (2009-07-25 11:02:41)
keep it up
Johnny (2009-07-25 10:45:47)
Hahaha you sociopath nerd.
colonol munson (2009-07-25 05:45:30)
A+ email convo, would read again.
fuck chris (2009-07-25 03:07:52)
chris, you're pathetic. why waste time reading stuff on this website?
anonymous (2009-07-25 02:52:02)
Ahhhhhahahahahahaha
chris (2009-07-25 01:32:16)
"Special Wife"? How about 'Special You'?! Who waste time pranking help ads?
Carrot Treaties (2009-07-25 01:29:21)
That duct tape was fucking delicious!
panga (2009-07-24 22:36:43)
keep them coming... i just can't get enough! haha they are all so funny!
PECKKAWOOD! (2009-07-24 22:05:40)
PECKAAAWOOD!!!
Tybae (2009-07-24 21:46:29)
Am I the only one that cries laughing at most of these e-mails? This is the funniest freakin site ever!
Jason (2009-07-24 21:44:42)
I was joking
Jason (2009-07-24 20:22:07)
got cut off there...found mine on this site. all the guy did was change my name from "Jason" to "Chris" ... I still have the email in my inbox lol
Jason (2009-07-24 20:20:44)
To all the guys saying these are fake...I know for a fact they are real. I was "Chris" from Hummer Rideshare...I just got told about this site and read some of the emails, and realized it sounded like the guy that fucked with me. Then I found mine
boob (2009-07-24 20:01:46)
I'm a homo and my name is Levi Hayden.
Weak (2009-07-24 19:30:05)
I love this guy, but this one was weak, probably the worst so far.
anonymous (2009-07-24 19:10:28)
Your mum still use's msn mesanger
Heh. (2009-07-24 18:49:23)
FAKEFAKE, who cares? It's funny, made me laugh a couple times.
EB (2009-07-24 17:33:44)
That was amazing.
Cryo (2009-07-24 17:18:21)
Aha I remember Hooked on Phonics
Scotty92120 (2009-07-24 16:13:03)
Um....MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED FROM LAUGHTER. THEN I FEEL OUTTA MY OFFICE DESK CHAIR AND WAS FIRED! WORTH IT!!!
anonymous (2009-07-24 16:11:47)
lol money
lulz (2009-07-24 15:32:59)
duncan inspires me, to do this on my forums.
jmoney (2009-07-24 15:17:47)
agreed w/ meow that this seems fake.
anonymous (2009-07-24 14:24:07)
Rough sex anyone? 3 feet hole?
anonymous (2009-07-24 14:04:15)
that was totally a glory hole...3ft. wow dan must be huge
bk (2009-07-24 13:51:53)
oh my! best one yet!!!!! F'in CLASSIC!
Goats (2009-07-24 13:38:27)
Ruthless just ruthless---and the funniest one yet!!!! That was amazing!!!!!!
darkusmavis (2009-07-24 12:43:07)
Best one yet. You're awesome.
cumcan (2009-07-24 11:41:14)
Second
Alex (2009-07-24 11:36:42)
divorce anyone?
Meow (2009-07-24 11:12:46)
this one seems kinda fake!
Dinosaurferrsure (2009-07-24 11:09:58)
Rawrr I be a dinosaur. ferr sure
anonymous (2009-07-24 11:03:36)
"Heh heh, that might be just what she needs..."
I bet the husband got chewed out for that remark...
funcam (2009-07-24 10:59:39)
First
resilient (2009-07-24 10:27:04)
OMFG... greatest ever!!! I am in tears!!!!
Zofia (2009-07-24 09:39:03)
IMAO. That is so funny! I bet you she will read email 3 times over before forwarding it for now on!
HAHAH
FrankGarrett (2009-07-24 08:38:59)
I don't give a shit!
Frank (2009-07-24 08:13:17)
LMFAO @ wifebeater!!!!
"$10 says the wife created the hole as her husband pushed her into the wall"
Funniest comment EVER
wifebeater (2009-07-24 06:52:54)
$10 says the wife created the hole as her husband pushed her into the wall
Bingo da talking dog (2009-07-24 04:49:21)
What kind of clown makes wisecracks about his wife to an internet stranger?
Xantor (2009-07-24 03:56:03)
Wow, this guy is so mean! Why couldn't he just repair the hole?!
Carl (2009-07-24 03:27:25)
I dunno, his wife seems kind of slow. I'm pretty sure $25/hour is a lot more than what he should be charging to paint duct tape.
i wanna marry u (2009-07-24 03:24:37)
funny but ur others were funni-er....keep it up ma boy. we luv ya
Mac (2009-07-24 03:22:55)
thumbs up
anonymous (2009-07-24 03:18:26)
Hey Carl. I think you would get along with his wife really well.
Steven Seagal (2009-07-24 02:34:04)
epic
Anon. (2009-07-24 02:30:00)
I'm mad she got offended and basically used "I didn't read it" as an excuse. She's retarded, who posts about needing a service but fails to read the responses properly? Hahahaha, keep it up!
The Ladies' Man (2009-07-24 01:54:52)
Classy baby. :) you stay classy Philly!
pter (2009-07-24 01:45:51)
Fucking priceless, I spit whiskey out because of this one, at least none out my nose... good work
Carl (2009-07-24 01:05:53)
Wow, that's a terrible way to repair things. This guy doesn't know anything. And that school doesn't even exist; what's wrong with him?
thejackyl (2009-07-24 00:57:56)
Ruining marriages FTW!
Derek Jeter (2009-07-24 00:48:25)
not as funny as what Posada said in the dugout tonight
ahem (2009-07-24 00:48:18)
she should really be mad at her husband, dan was just trying to help!
anonymous (2009-07-24 00:48:15)
hahahahaha you probably got him in so much trouble with his wife
Jdel (2009-07-24 00:45:17)
Hahaha... I loved the mcdonalds thinhg. Keep up the great work
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