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Shitty Roommate #1
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:46:46
From Alex Mcgob to ***********@***********.org
Hey! I am interested in renting your place, it sounds awesome! I can pay straight cash every month. Just don't ask where it comes from.

A little bit about myself, I am 22, and love having fun! I saw you are avid movie watchers, which is great because I have a large collection of pornography. I don't really like cleaning, so I will expect people to clean after me. I have 5 german shepherds, but don't worry, they are cool. I have a habit of eating any food I find, but I'll try to restock the fridge with tap water at least once a week. I love playing the bagpipes, and I usually play them every night for a few hours.

Now I just wanted to let you know, I am a bit of an alcoholic. I drink every night until I black out and am often loud and obnoxious. I don't have a car because I am currently sorting out my 3rd DUI, so is it cool if I borrow a car if I need to run to the liquor store or something? I'll make sure I put some gas in it.

Some people have complained that I don't shower, but my minor odor is nothing compared to the amount of money you will be saving on water.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Thanks,

Alex

From Heather ******** to Me

are u fuckin crazy?! 5 german sheparts and u play the fuckin bagpipe? you must be out of your fucking mind. NO!
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Dontarrious (2017-03-09 22:55:28)
Je veux bien aller fouiner dans ce &qqoe;grenitr&uuot; avec toi… je vais aller le faire dès que j'ai un peu de temps… je ne reconnais personne sur la photo, j'ai des ancêtres normands à Dieppe, mais pas en Bretagne, du moins p
Tracy (2016-11-06 04:41:50)
Yes i love playing flash games online, i think in todays geaorntien online games are the new arcade. Most of the players just stayed at home with their computers playing unlike before.
crap (2015-08-20 10:01:28)
I guess this is where I stop going to back to continue reading previous entries. The last couple are nowhere near as clever as the more recent ones. You're just typing garbage and getting nothing back from the target.
Madcowe (2014-03-20 06:50:33)
After all that... they complain about the dogs xD
anonymous (2013-08-10 14:13:20)
heh heh he said, "bag pipes" heh heh
hiyourmom (2013-05-02 00:14:45)
I also have a facebook. I have made it funny and now want to sell it to a nerd who is incapable of being funny. I think its a match made in heaven! your funny roommates will be pounding down your door to live with you. I take paypal and im only asking $14
OIPkeymn (2013-03-09 06:38:18)
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Anthony (2013-02-07 15:54:46)
LMAO All she took from that is German Sheppards and Bagpipes xD You don't mind if you get an alcoholic roomate who doesn't shower and eats all your food while not cleaning xD
hahaha omg (2012-07-19 21:43:02)
Some people have complained that I don't shower, but my minor odor is nothing compared to the amount of money you will be saving on water.
8^P (2012-05-03 14:27:06)
sounds like my dorm room8 from college..
anonymous (2012-03-10 10:19:59)
Lol the fact that he's an alcoholic didn't seem to bother her
Person (2012-03-09 21:12:31)
Out of all the things that come up as objectionable, it's the bag pipes and german shepherds
omg (2012-03-06 11:54:21)
I have to stop reading this in class. I fucking lost it at "bag pipes"
anonymous (2012-01-20 11:54:07)
Lost it at bagpipes, shaking with laughter.
nameloading (2011-09-11 12:52:49)
Lmao anybody can restock the fridge with tap water xD
Name (2011-08-08 06:49:56)
She didn't even make any mention about the pornogrophy. xD
anonymous (2011-07-06 02:42:11)
my head hurts from trying to picture this guy
niix (2011-06-28 14:48:11)
lost it at the word bagpipes. lmao
someone (2011-06-20 21:44:20)
"are u fuckin crazy?! 5 german sheparts and u play the fuckin bagpipe? you must be out of your fucking mind. NO!" I cant belive this guy thought the dogs and the bagpipe were the worst problem...
no imp (2011-05-25 12:11:59)
John, she might kinda like'd you. '5 german shepharts & bag pipe?' ehehehe
FiftyCal (2011-04-03 20:31:02)
The bagpipe is worse than elephant sex.
fpgmaasdkans (2011-04-01 07:32:42)
first paragraph gave me a fucking ab workout. looooololo
Bobert101 (2011-03-17 00:11:17)
Because being a free-loading alcoholic with a bunch of porn is definitely okay with her. lol
piper (2011-03-09 20:28:58)
only ignorant, racist fucks have the slightest problem with the sweet sound of the bagpipe. grow a pair of bags, pussies!
K (2011-02-22 19:42:16)
Read the response first; it will sound a lot more fucked up.

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