Asshole Contest
Due to the overwhelming amount of e-mails I recieve from fans asking me to post their e-mails on my site, I am holding a contest. Who can be the biggest asshole?
The person who can come up with the best e-mail will have it posted on my website on this contest page, and they will recieve a free copy of the book coming out.
The contest begins whenever you read this and will end on April 1st, 2010.
The e-mail exchanges will be judged by me and possibly a group of my friends while we are drunk.
There is only one rule: Don't do anything stupid that is going to make the person you are pranking call the cops on you.
Send your e-mails in an easy to read format to dontevenreply.contest@gmail.com. That means don't just forward me your conversation. That shit gets confusing when the entire conversation is quoted over and over again.
The winner will be decided within a few days after April 1st and then posted on the contest page.
Good luck - be an asshole!
The person who can come up with the best e-mail will have it posted on my website on this contest page, and they will recieve a free copy of the book coming out.
The contest begins whenever you read this and will end on April 1st, 2010.
The e-mail exchanges will be judged by me and possibly a group of my friends while we are drunk.
There is only one rule: Don't do anything stupid that is going to make the person you are pranking call the cops on you.
Send your e-mails in an easy to read format to dontevenreply.contest@gmail.com. That means don't just forward me your conversation. That shit gets confusing when the entire conversation is quoted over and over again.
The winner will be decided within a few days after April 1st and then posted on the contest page.
Good luck - be an asshole!
