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Angry TV Buyer
Posted at: 2010-09-12 10:44:50
Original ad:
i want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what i want
From Me to ***********@**********.org:

Hey,

I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day

you can call me if you want 610-***-****

From me to jim ******:

No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

no i definitely want it. just bring it over man

my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble

From me to jim ******:

Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.

Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but I hooked you up with my referrer discount so it will only cost you $63.50 a year. I had it sent and billed to the address you gave me, and you should get your first one in a week or two.

Once again, I am very sorry that I lost the TV that I was going to sell you, but hopefully this magazine can help you out.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

are you out of your fuckin mind i dont want any fuckin magazines!!! what the fuck.. you better fuckin cancel that shit. what the fuck were you thinking dude, im not paying for that you fuckin dumbass

From jim ****** to Me:

and its obvious YOUR TV WAS STOLEN YOU FUCKIN RETARD. why the FUCK would you leave a tv in the back of your truck in chester?

cancel the fuckin magazines..NOW.

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

Why do you want me to cancel the magazines? It is a great magazine and I got you a great deal for it. You won't find it cheaper anywhere else. Also, to put it frankly, if you were going to buy a Westinghouse plasma TV from me without even looking at it, then it is clear you still have a lot to learn about plasma TVs. Reading this magazine will make you an expert in no time.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

you fuckin asshole i dont want to pay for some stupid magazine! i just want a goddamn tv. who the fuck would want to read a fuckin weekly magazine about tvs?! cancel it right now. im serious

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

I'm sorry you feel that way about the magazine. I was just trying to help. Unfortunately I cannot cancel the magazine. When I signed you up on the phone, they gave me a confirmation number I could use to cancel the subscription. I couldn't find a piece of paper to write it on, so I wrote the number on a napkin. I think I accidentally used the napkin to wipe my face after eating wings last night, and then threw it out. I'd look through the trash to find it for you, but the garbage truck already picked it up this morning. I think they take it to the dump/recycling center in Media if you want to go look for it. It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there.

If you think it would be easier, you could just cancel it once you get your first magazine in the mail. You'll probably be billed for the first month, plus a $75 cancellation fee because I didn't sign you up for cancellation insurance. I just assumed you would want to keep the magazine.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

i cant believe i just read all that shit because i should have known from the first few lines that you were a fuckin idiot

i dont care if you have to blow the fuckin editor, you better find a way to get it cancelled because i am not spending a goddamn nickel on that magazine!

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

If you don't pay for it, that may screw up your credit. I remember one time I forgot to pay my TV guide subscription for about 14 months, and that really messed up my credit. I had trouble buying a house because of that. You should be careful.

Since you seem to not know a lot about the importance of your credit, I signed you up for a year subscription of In Debt Weekly, a great magazine that can teach you a lot about credit. Don't worry, I got you the same discount as before, and this magazine is actually a little bit cheaper. It is only $34.99 a year. It came with a discounted subscription to Card Times, another magazine about credit cards. That one is only $25 per year, so I signed you up for that as well. It is a decent magazine for the price.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!!

CANCEL THOSE RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

There is no need for that kind of language. Please do not talk to me anymore.

Unless you would be interested in a subscription to Anger Management Journal. I can sign you up for that if you want to learn how to control your temper.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

FUCK YOU
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Now that you've got your grocery list ready, make sure that if you are planning to accept chance of purchasing factor something available,individuals have become conquerors and also the deals end up being the hunted. Let us get seriously interested in
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or patches of powder (and put it on before mascara or perhaps your lashes will finish up searching festively snow-expected!)Makeup is a woman's best friend - next to diamonds, that is. Women, more than men, are constantly waging a battle against aging
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After I put on foundation, let me balance out my complexion and obtain that perfect finish.Consider shippingpromote natural organic cosmetics including they are furnishing a stalong with against articles the one in question should a negative impact on the
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That one is great for travelling too as possible worn in almost any type of atmosphere and it'll keep its lengthy lasting finish.There will also be a Riff Raff Eyeshadow Palette with colors such as 'Heavy, Black and Pendulous' as well as a pea
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Also, you'd be smart to think about purchasing your best items online, as frequently the in-store promotions are extended to online retailers.4. MAC Blusher: This is the first of the color cosmetics that you apply to your face and one of the most flat
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It is good news for that MAC Helps fund, operated by MAC cosmetics,Perhaps you have cosmetics in many colors but no brushes to apply them with. If you intend to use your kit professionally, you should stock up on a variety of shades that flatter the range
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Unlike other brands that provide color palettes varying from four to five shades,Something interesting to understand is the fact that M-A-C first played around with within the houses of those proprietors in Canada.1.Determine Your Skin Type The easiest wa
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There's also title brand fundamentals which are usually real proficient at helping sensitive skin however for a less expensive foundation, use minerals.MAC makeup is renowned for its innovative formulas, extensive color scheme, professional results no
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Luckily, the collections are open to everyone nowadays, and it is elevated profile has managed to get much more sought after.Ardyss helps people internally with great dietary items, one of these as being a beverage the Ardyss Le'Vive juice.A medium si
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Mattify! Cosmetics Ultra Powder - a obvious powder primer that soaks in 5 occasions the weight in oil, blurs blemishes, and refines pores.accounts of the favorite stores to determine what they'll be supplying with this Cyber Monday 2015.Bringing to th
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MAC prides itself on its provision of periodic intensive training for its staff in a fun and comfortable environment. Once you prove yourself as passionate and a quick learner,What would a Rocky Horror collection be without glitter? Glitter is indeed part
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so check out the fab coral-tone set signed MAC and adapt your lip gloss to your mood:The basic among the makeup brushes that should be present in every woman's makeup set is the powder brush. It is a full brush and is the largest among the set, design
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Therefore, someone can be certain they're still obtaining a high-quality product even when they are not acquainted with the Ardyss title, yet.As a belated birthday gift, I received a MAC cosmetics gift bag from my cousins. It included eyeliner, lipsti
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Like the majority of red-colored-heads, I've very pale skin with lots of pink and red-colored undertones.While you look at this article, if you notice deficiencies in alongside piece of fabric photos evaluating a MAC lipstick using its dupes.Your groc
ChumehedA (2016-07-04 14:39:44)
People still adore her and would therefore love to whip out a compact with her face on it. At least 13,786 people are petitioning the brand for a limited edition Selena line.A great pair of forceps will help you among visits to obtain your eye eyebrows sh
ChumehedA (2016-07-04 01:18:47)
Because of so many lives altering in just a minute, Frank's wanted to behave to alter the lives of individuals that didn't be prepared to be sufferers of these a huge growing disease.You will find various Mac Cosmetics which will make your lips be
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If anybody is searching for a ground-floor chance, a powerful comp plan, phenomenal items, and powerful leadership,MAC makeup can also be heralded because of its 100% cruelty-free elements, in addition to their recycling program where clients can return u
ChumehedA (2016-07-03 20:39:43)
Stick with an organization method that works for you; it may make more sense to you to put your supplies together by color instead of by kind, or perhaps by brand rather than by any other classification.1.Determine Your Skin Type The easiest way of determ
ChumehedA (2016-07-03 18:06:50)
Makeup Brushes are crucial to produce the painting around the blank canvas and really should participate every makeup bag regardless of the size.it created a unique type of cosmetics for that intent of combating the glaring problems of lights throughout p
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implement and polished makeup look will appear in the fashion runway in the world's major cities.The MAC Cosmetics Professional Program meanwhile, trains disadvantaged youth wanting to take part in studies cosmetology, appearance or makeup.You may hav
ChumehedA (2016-07-03 08:43:18)
She likes reading through, writing, traveling and investing time together with her husband, Muri as well as their boy, Jordan.Winter makeup style will give you many options from a very natural look to very colorful looks as both are going to be equally po
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You can design an entire set, including makeup for eyes, lips, face, nails, and body. You can also choose certain items, such as body shimmer, lip-plumping gloss, or vibrating mascara.Frank Tosken is really a professional digital photographer and makeup a
ChumehedA (2016-07-03 06:35:43)
Black Friday 2015 is nearly here - among the greatest shopping occasions of the season and also the unofficial begin to the Christmas shopping season,If you were going to translate this to real life, it would be an eyeliner. Maybe it wouldn't have a p
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to growing the efficiency that you shop about this special shopping day.In 2005, in "Teen Choice Award" she was nominated for that Award within the group of TV Reality/Variety Star - Female.You should already have some working knowledge base of th
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Like many of her jewellery pieces, the make-up collection is decadent and glamorous, with gold and green hues to amplify the sense of opulence. While eyeshadows are rich and bronze,She'll work very well using the growth of MAC Cosmetics the label grow
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New York's minimalist style like a design inspiration, filled with personal charm and straightforward appearance neat,Gastineau grew to become the representative for America online, and grew to become the very first celebrity to produce a podcast for
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Now that is a bigger price to pay. But to avoid this, you don't have to shell out hundreds of dollars. You could get cheap Mac makeup through different online sources.you should know precisely where you stand going and just what you're purchasing
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The 3 methods to enroll is going to be plus tax and shipping costs of recent distributor kits.So I painted 40 samples for Jeremy because he's so inspiring. And then, I walked in the door at his beauty test,and there were tights laid out with these cut
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They found rally around Ardyss Worldwide, a Vegas, Nevada-based network marketing company which makes a lot of money off undergarments.Designing your own cosmetics is a fun and creative process with many benefits.Don't Us dot! Concealer is perfect for
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to being "at a negative balance" or taking on deficits - because of the start of the Christmas shopping season, based on accounting terms.Glitter Mascara isn't my bag, because within the wrong light it'll look just like you just folded fro
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 04:40:56)
Furthermore sensitive skin, make certain you're mosturizing it properly.Will the knock-off lipsticks be as creamy or lengthy-lasting? Generally, no.Facial primer works should you not have eye-specific stuff and so will a small little bit of Vaseline (
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 04:37:41)
The only downside to this foundation is that it provides a very matte finish, which is great for people with oily skin but not ideal for those who like to have a natural sheen.Naturally blend the blush pigment into the skin tone by upwardly sweeping the b
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 04:32:35)
Since the coverage is going to be even without having to be completely uniform you'll escape the dreaded mask-like look.This company is owned by Estee Lauder but has a totally separate image from its parent company. It promotes itself as a hip and dyn
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the Atlas Institute indicates a method we have been practicing for a long time-highlight your specific shopping services,Males, I know the women you reside with won't notice you using their own or you live alone then purchase one! Most moisturizers ar
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you should know precisely where you stand going and just what you're purchasing Also know how much cash you anticipate to create from each product.Trade Shows Distributors also handle the brand of makeup in preparation for photo shoots in the studio.A
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Similarly you're going to get to purchase a price reduction mac makeup product which supports it will save you a good amount of cashThe lip offer features Lipstick, Lipglass and and Liquidlast Liner in shades such as Boca (soft pink nude), A?ai (vivi
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Shea Terra Tamanu Face and Body Oil, Sourced from Madagascar, Tamanu oil is my favorite all-natural weapon against wrinkles. The amazing oil also works to kill bacteria and help heal scars.You'll be either an easy, medium to light, medium, medium to d
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Includes a well-designed applicator - for me personally this really is lengthy and slim with well-defined bristles to achieve and coat every lash.Together with dealing with clients based, MAC Cosmetics can also be acknowledged because of its recycling pro
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This specific foundation runs $26 with little hope of ever purchasing it on purchase, however, even at full cost the product is worthwhile.You are able to fresh paint your skills in compliance together with your liking and allure the boys using the latest
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Even though once you've been hired the company would send you to more intensive training by professionals in the business, it is hardly likely that it would hire you if you have less than moderate skills.There are actually strengths and weaknesses to
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Let's take a look at some of the considerations so that you can make the best choice.A great pair of forceps will help you among visits to obtain your eye eyebrows shined up and formed.Should you absolutely cannot find the correct shade for you person
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Almost all of the items come in The Rocky Horror Show packaging. Making this the perfect addition to your makeup kit. You may just want to purchase two of everything so you can keep one item as a keepsake and use the other.If anybody is searching for a gr
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Packaging and other tubes of lipstick worn and voids are recycled among others.Don't fall for this as being a true MAC 120 Palette like Used to do since it is not.I am going to express the very best eyeliners I have tried personally to date and a few
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 02:19:59)
The items are actually eco licensed without testing on creatures and, for the elements used.(2) slightly and evenly moist to ensure that it's soft to touch, and (3) packed with just a little of foundation.this simply means that the makeup has adhered
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using the general concept of the needed professional, token stated of his growth and development of Apple computers items, for similar reasons.the Atlas Institute indicates a method we have been practicing for a long time-highlight your specific shopping
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Dry rub, light penetration; wet rub, stylish colors. What steps can make paint look sexy, people are not opening the eyes to look to move.client campaigns that people personally went and knowledge was put together by proprietary PPC management technology.
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Read both good and bad consumer feedback and appearance when the URL for that page begins with https and never http.It's been discovered that skin texture differs from individuals to people.You may create only one, where all your cosmetics are organiz
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 02:06:55)
Very gentle on any type of skin, and particularly suitable for oily skin to lessen the look of pores, lines and blemishes.Cosmetics are required to provide a complete turn to a person's face.They provided the cosmetics both at home and offered them wi
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 02:00:05)
A lot of companies are actually appearing in the media and therefore are rapidly manufacturing new items.You will find several Ardyss marketers generating significant earnings inside the first 2 to 6 several weeks of beginning their Ardyss business,The fi
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 01:58:07)
MAC relies on little advertising compared to its competitors like LOreal, Cover Girl and Maybelline, yet the brand now has a cult-like following who swear by their products.Black Friday is really a found diamond for eBay merchants. On a single day you wil
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 01:53:26)
Permanent lip liners reshape and correct the lips symmetry. It adds fullness and definition to the lips. For a natural look, a thin line is applied, but for a more dramatic look heavier lines are defined.Don't get out there and spend $10,000 in your f
ChumehedA (2016-06-29 01:44:37)
The product doesn't claim that they can lengthen or thicken lashes, but due to the smallness from the brush,The Atlas Institute indicates that online merchants and entrepreneurs make use of the high traffic volumeIt's crucial that the portfolio ma
ChumehedA (2016-06-27 06:41:18)
MAC makeup is known for its innovative formulas, extensive color palette, professional results and of course the company's dedication to social causes.Which means you held onto that money box, saving every cent that you could spare, to ensure that whe
ChumehedA (2016-06-25 12:43:44)
It isn't that cheap gritty feeling items you reach just like a dollar store or something like that, it's really great quality.Within this process, a lot of then finish up purchasing wrong items that neglect to serve their cause.As lengthy like a t
ChumehedA (2016-06-25 01:44:40)
You will find various indexes you could utilize to watch the crisis - foreign exchange, debt, stock market,As numerous employees receive your day off around the next day of Thanksgiving Thursday to guide in to the weekend, the Friday afterIts recognition
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are the most mundane concept of the spirit, humanity, equality, justice and responsibility of economic.Their list would come with the products that you're after, the prices and also the stores which carry them.This time of year is the moment to soak i
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(2) slightly and evenly moist to ensure that it's soft to touch, and (3) packed with just a little of foundation.One of the world's most popular brands of makeup fashion is Makeup Art Cosmetics, or MAC Cosmetics as it is more commonly known.Some o
ChumehedA (2016-06-18 03:49:41)
They all have its talents: using fingers works, and taking advantage of a sponge means the lightness or heaviness from the constitute is extremelyto prompt people for shopping online of products the moment they return to operate, in the finish of the leng
ChumehedA (2016-06-17 23:58:35)
I additionally didn't remember to include that since concerning the second or 3rd day's possessing this, the MAC metal sticker around the front taken off.Therefore, I want to look for wordings for example "moisture wealthy" and "hydrat
ChumehedA (2016-06-17 15:16:45)
People realize that the Cyber Monday deals may help them save serious cash on shopping.Lady Gaga, Kelly and Sharon Osbourne, Disney villains, and even Barbie have all had limited-edition collections for the line.There's enough detailed information onl
ChumehedA (2016-06-17 12:51:50)
One brush or thirty brushes, regular cleaning continues to be an essential discipline and routine to get involved with and stick to for those makeup enthusiasts.You may have read on social media that the line was due to come out on September 29th online,
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All the colors are vibrant and lengthy-lasting and remain put with the proper primer for a lot of hrs.Nashvillians are lucky to live in a city where they can so easily escape and find themselves kayaking a river, hiking a trail, or luxuriating on rocks ne
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Despite this growing success, the brand encounters financial difficulties and struggling to keep head above water.otherwise, you will be need to cut your hair off! Sally Beauty Supply carries a full line of curling ironsBack in the 1990s, finding makeup i
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The characters are unforgettable and people still like to dress up as them. This cosmetics collection is sure to delight and excite Rocky Horror fans everywhere.however, many merchants on the web continue offering discount rates throughout the whole holid
ChumehedA (2016-06-15 05:27:01)
After creating the very successful MAC AIDS fund, the VIVA Glam line was launched where every penny of the profits from a select line of lipsticks and glosses are donated to back to the charity.The information we collected originated from retail sales whi
ChumehedA (2016-06-15 04:37:19)
Some companies boast that mineral makeup is really pure you are able to sleep inside it.Ardyss has combined the very best of industries: Diet, Skincare and Re-shaping.Every woman needs to have a full selection of make-up and application brushes. If you ar
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This is the reason why you must always request the salesperson to test the products on your own.the very first is to visit and obtain newspapers around the Wednesday before Black Friday, the second reason is to locate ad-scans on the web.The founding fath
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Anyhow get the colour and put it on having a brush, fingers most likely won't have an accurate enough coverage because you shouldn't have any outdoors the boarders from the bruising.In recent several weeks, no-one can disregard the financial and f
ChumehedA (2016-06-13 22:06:52)
I discovered the actual mascara itself was a bit too thick, but when I truly crawled around I possibly could from the brush before I applied it, it gave a pleasant effect -Think before investing cash on: Smashbox Photo Finish Primer Light - Leave this for
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M.A.C is always collaborating with the most influential people in pop-culture.Because, the makeup lines are particularly created for professional photo shoots! Within the 1980's, when MAC Cosmetics was setup,You should use appropriate quantity of face
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Next, check out the hue of your black-eye, it's most likely crimson but tend to be red-colored, black, blue, brown, yellow, eco-friendly or perhaps have parts of different colours all mixing into one another.The only real disadvantage to gel inserts m
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These items are offered in additional than 50 different nations.Once you prove yourself as passionate and a quick learner, there are always more opportunities to move up within the company and the industry.In recent several weeks, no-one can disregard the
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MAC Cosmetics, Estee Lauder Group, the very first non-wife through the Lauder brands.You wouldn't want the face to become shimmering now would you.With so many types of foundations to choose, let's begin with the basics: liquid, cream, and powder.
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Basically, you'll be able to search advertisements by store and through product category.To obtain free advertising having a minimum of expenditure, the founders from the mark adopt an easy strategy.Ardyss helps people internally with great dietary it
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 21:01:35)
It's ironic the key to earning money on Black Friday is not really done on Black Friday.since i believe that the enhanced use of mascara with this particular really small brush would actually make colourful eye constitute look stunning.Mix very nicely
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 20:53:28)
Don't believe the secret is the fact that simple? Rimmel perform a mascara known as Fashion Eyes: Day 2 Evening which, should you unscrew cap 1, it promises Length, and when you unscrew cap 2, it promises Volume.She'd been cited as saying, "I
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 20:52:31)
They provide complete kits with stars and media personas for example mannequins.After you have the certification taken proper care of, you are ready to help make the next thing.throughout the whole 2006 Holiday shopping online season. The Atlas Institute
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 20:46:54)
Whatever complexion you might have, you'll certainly find perfectly matching Mac Cosmetic lipsticks.Your camera must take the pre and post shots and also the magazines is needed you place up appropriate poses.Foundation - Liquid foundation and foundat
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 20:24:22)
May be the lipstick index up throughout this economic crisis? Well Loreal, who owns Lancome cosmetics, published a 27.jewel you have been arranging for has become offered out 2 minutes immediately after the shop opened up.Media may be the parent company t
ChumehedA (2015-12-05 20:21:20)
The only real disadvantage to gel inserts may be the difficulty level.blush brush or bronzer brush based on that which you use, large powder brush.The organization offers specific items for all sorts of skin textures.Summer time simple to sweat individual
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Amongst the frustration, you might like to request: "What exactly will i do?"If you are a new to Black Friday shopping, it's really a little overwhelming determiningLet me take it altogether for simple access and organize it right into a defin
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00 for any 10g compact as well as an additional $35 for any MAC brand make-up brush.to being "at a negative balance" or taking on deficits - because of the start of the Christmas shopping season, based on accounting terms.Slim applicator brushes c
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 13:31:33)
Remember though that nothing on this is a replacement for seem legal counsel.Practise doing makeup fashion on as many folks as possible, ideally using as most of the MAC items that exist their hands on.Seek informationShe meant to study event planning, bu
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 13:30:41)
Even when you've applied all the longest enduring, waterproof formulas available, you can still find that the oily skin causes makeup to smudge.There's the mascara applicator brush, a tube, and also the mascara bottle itself.Acai Berries, the same
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 13:22:44)
Bunch your brush/puff, tap a brush over your arm to get rid of excess or flick a powder puff for the similar purpose before you employ the powder for your face,I believe this appears like the Macho 120 palette, also it might be exactly the same, I don'
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 13:21:46)
You will find various indexes you could utilize to watch the crisis - foreign exchange, debt, stock market, rates of interest -While using the face powder, it's advised that they must be utilized in compliance using the skin complexion.C provides a go
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Oh the guidelines floating about may help for any slight bruise or perhaps an almost cured shiner but there isn't much about covering that massive dark crimson/red-colored black eye.Finally, incorperate your Vaseline Only when your end product is not
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:51:51)
In the Urban Decay site: 'Primer Concoction may be the ultimate eye prep product for softer, longer-lasting, and absolutely crease-proof eye shadow.To reiterate, you'll be searching through advertisements to choose valuable buys and evaluating the
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:48:45)
Everybody I understand that has used this foundation brags about how amazing it's, and I must agree!Make use of a sponge with some water to push even Crme, its benefits would be to strengthen the hold & effect, and feel from the awesome within the sum
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:45:32)
Below are great tips and suggestions for all sorts of skin.Almost anything to get people to look from your eyes is going to do.The woman came back with MAC Studio Tech firm foundation within the shade NC15Body of the lightest' Suggested for red-colore
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:45:04)
Now, to maximise the durability of the foundation, use a setting powder.They all are a thick, gloopy liquid, however for me a minimum of, high-finish ones appear to become much simpler to use, and appear to flake less.I recommend that you simply a minimum
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:41:17)
after which blend by sweeping again (without 'recharging' the comb with increased foundation) to distribute it evenly.She got her early public school education immediately she joins college of Alabama for greater education after finishing her grad
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:24:24)
I've incorporated a listing of (you can't really give precise amounts) general shelf existence estimations for every general MAC item.Apply setting powder over foundation for any fresh, matte finishThe first research starts with locating the mater
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spread everywhere from The United States to European and Asian nations.Using fingers can certainly drag and pull your skin, and a little more moisturizer or primer may be needed like a base to ensure that the liquid flows easily and stays smooth while mix
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:15:09)
rates of interest - but there are also light-hearted reviews of other indexes which reflect time - like the small-straight from home. If you are wondering where and just what the most popular Thanksgiving special offersEven when they get too thick you cou
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disposition and professional position-it's most certainly an advertising and marketing tactic. I'd be naive to consider thatLiquid foundation sets rapidly since it is applied in this thin layer.Clean Makeup Brushes won't last and help you save
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 12:08:17)
Since I Have composed this glorious Hub, I've attempted two other MAC foundation items.Some require that you simply purchase a quantity or buy a particular product before you decide to be eligible for a free delivery.The MAC Studio Tech line is availa
ChumehedA (2015-12-04 11:43:54)
A lengthy lasting, high coverage foundation is crucial tinted moisturizer, powders and sheer fundamentals won't blend into the eye region, avoid much coverage and you'll finish track of a strange 'eyepatch' effect.In the Urban Decay site:
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Gastineau grew to become the representative for America online, and grew to become the very first celebrity to produce a podcast for iTunes.Free delivery isn't necessarily offered while you shop on the web, however this can certainly increase the need
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ALSO! If you're a spammer or wish to leave your comment in regards to a your web store, don't bother.The very best time to buy something is throughout the off seasons, once the sell isn't that high.There's also title brand fundamentals whi
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Next, check out the hue of your black-eye, it's most likely crimson but tend to be red-colored, black, blue, brown, yellow, eco-friendly or perhaps have parts of different colours all mixing into one another.This stuff do happen, much like that event
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Nicole Calhoun is really a effective business proprietor and likes strengthening women, financially.Additionally, it includes a light formula which provides an all natural satin finish and sheer coverage.When your ad collection is put together, you will h
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Using their lipsticks could make the lips look bigger and larger.There's enough detailed information online available, but it is scattered wide.that you simply arrive to that particular store very early. It's not unusual for stores to spread out i
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controlled because it may be easily wiped or smudged off or on easily, but my very own favourite is a great,Additionally to those actions to assist the city, MAC professional cosmetic can also be active in the combat Helps since 1994.don't Tuozhuang,
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The thought of getting black containers packaging instead of usual compacts was preferred among all.MAC, Clinique, Clarins, Lanc?me, Urban Decay, and many more have a superior status - along with a cost to complement.So once everything looks combined (I&#
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It's obvious consumers are searching for choices to steer clear of the manic hurry and crazy lines outdoors the shops on Black Friday,Let us get began on selecting your favourite M-A-C Foundation first! Did everyone know, that selecting the best found
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towards the massive congested zones and mobs of consumers negatively effecting the town tomorrow.Foundation liquid does not always continue 'all over', but instead of us dot after which blend, sweep the comb within the area that requires extra att
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for most people nowadays it can make a lot more sense to search for Black Friday online deals and shopThe lashes can also be found at Mac Cosmetics, whose application in your body will make you look more youthful than your actual age.I've got a Cliniq
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and I must admit the Bottom Lash Mascara is very literally a genuine eye-opener.and elevated ad consumption despite their Cyber Monday is inconsistent. Because the graph below discloses, December 20, 2006Brittny Gastineau also labored in various reality s
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With this particular method, just a little 'dotting' is nearly inevitable, so it's important to blend a little more completely and make certain that you're correctlyConfidence originates from within, however, you can easily boost it by kno
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I am inclined to make use of this throughout your day and also the MAC studio product during the night.but nonetheless handles to create in many clients making a large amount of sales.Never rub the powder onto skin, or it'll cause foundation to streak
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Makeup Brushes don't need to be costly or extensive in amounts.The different social activities of the trademark allow it to be extremely popular using the publicShe made an appearance among the 12 "other people" on NBC's game show Identity
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They all are a thick, gloopy liquid, however for me a minimum of, high-finish ones appear to become much simpler to use, and appear to flake less.Pigments - These may last for 5 years for the way they are being used.Learn around you are able to concernin
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MAC makeup (initially referred to as Makeup Artist Cosmetics) is really a Canadian cosmetics brand produced by Frank Toskan and Frank Angelo.Thick applicator brushes hold more, meaning more mascara continues the lashes and produces the illusion of Thicker
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many merchants started creating a large advertising push for his or her Christmas sales soon after Thanksgiving to maximise the shopping season.A few of the famous top quality items of Mac Cosmetics include Lipsticks, Mascaras, Make Up, Lip Palettes, Bron
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However, it ought to be noted that you ought to use lipsticks inside a prudent manner.are on the web, take a look at a few of these shopping ideas and tips.5. Cyber shopping provides you with additional time to think about it.It may be strange squirting y
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An easy Search for Black Friday will disclose some which are devoted to supplying advertisements as far in advance as you possibly can.Despite the fact that consumers resigned to greater shipping costs,Just about all items contain some type of mineral but
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and obtain suggestions from buddies and family. It might be wonderful if you're able to consider using a model in a store even when you choose to obtain a web-based merchant afterwards.It ought to be pointed out that that way of trying to find adverti
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which could really help make your eyes sparkle whenever you team up with matching shadow and kohl.it created a unique type of cosmetics for that intent of combating the glaring problems of lights throughout photo shoots.I'm able to, however, point you
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Next moisturise, there is a million moisturizers available that do similar things.Thick applicator brushes hold more, meaning more mascara continues the lashes and produces the illusion of Thicker, Volumized lashes.Your charge card provider may in additio
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As you can tell in the list above powder items last considerably longer than cream items, if you love purchasing makeup,MAC consistently releases revolutionary items regularly, including exclusive edition collections.If you are a new comer to makeup or ma
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Next you need to write lower a listing from the items that you simply think is going to be lucrative When offered.Cyber Monday-an imaginative ploy by online merchants and entrepreneurs to improve sales or perhaps an actual high-volume sales phenomenon?Sui
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Then dab the merchandise throughout they eye shadow, stretching it a bit outdoors from the edges.integrating the standard lipstick characteristics (colour, creamy texture, lengthy-lasting), with healthy skin benefits.with merchants being prone to have gre
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In the finish of the process, you ought to have a great number of items together with a concept of how much cash you may make from selling them.The lashes can also be found at Mac Cosmetics, whose application in your body will make you look more youthful
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even when merely a moment, can also be smudged makeup, even in just a minute, the makeup look can also be dizzy, left turn pale.I recommend that you simply a minimum of look for an extremely large vehicle, although it is not imperative.When you prove your
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That brush remained beside me, travelled the planet and done a high profile or two for more than twenty five years, since i cared for it.An easy Search for Black Friday will disclose some which are devoted to supplying advertisements as far in advance as
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However, it ought to be noted that you ought to use lipsticks inside a prudent manner.It features a satin finish, will take off flaws, evens tone, hides the facial lines, it's SPF 15 and medium coverage.Cosmetics are required to provide a complete tur
ChumehedA (2015-11-23 09:03:39)
Many MAC cosmetics (together with a number of other brands of makeup) do however list an expiration date on a few of their items.Every condition board link continues to be added so that as I discover more details, it will likely be up-to-date.moisturised
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How come little else matter? And how come these four things important? Because regardless of the claims, all mascaras perform the same fundamental job -MAC Cosmetics Online having a high amount of creativeness and avant-garde ideas, create a MAC Cosmetics
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Kind to skin (dermatologically examined) and eyes (ophthalmologically examined).Every lady will need a complete choice of make-up and application brushes.Like most of the constitute artist to produce their own make of cosmetics, mostly due to the cosmetic
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Pigments - These may last for 5 years for the way they are being used.As egalitarian, MAC within the national melting pot of The United States, many black people just use like a sales people.This is actually the part that separates individuals who'll
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This might possibly be stated of various kinds of reasonably-listed luxury products, as people try to spoil themselves in more compact ways throughout hard occasions.Also, you'd be smart to think about purchasing your best items online, as frequently
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In May of 2007, Ardyss Worldwide moved their corporate headquarters to Vegas,This gives a guess regarding how much money you may make from the items.Much easier, regrettably you do not discover their whereabouts much within my area.It's crucial that t
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This stuff do happen, much like that event inside a New You are able to Wal-Mart store last year.The 3 methods to enroll is going to be plus tax and shipping costs of recent distributor kits.two days just before Christmas. The Atlas Institute thinks that
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Therefore, that is certainly a higher-volume sales day. For brevity's sake, let us just chalk that one up to and including chicken-or-egg conundrum and move onto another problem.If you are a new to Black Friday shopping, it's really a little overw
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The benefits of utilizing a powder eye shadow are that they'll set the coverstick (which could get quite sticky) and also you won't be required to set them again with translucent powder.Certainly an absolute must have!!! If you don't take any
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00 for any 10g compact as well as an additional $35 for any MAC brand make-up brush.She grew to become common as a socialite, TV actress and famous American mode.Even though the brands and charges were different, the main one similarity was- not one of th
ChumehedA (2015-11-22 05:13:46)
Foundation - Liquid foundation and foundation with SPF inside it usually only lasts annually.in an effort to contend with Black Friday-the either most dreaded or most fortunate shopping day of the season based on your individualThen dab the merchandise th
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too large to get at the interior and outer bottom lashes without which makes them stick along with excess mascara in most cases dabbing a little of mascara where it isn't intended to be.Obtain the top quality cheap cosmetics from Wonderland Cosmetics.
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I am inclined to make use of this throughout your day and also the MAC studio product during the night.Countless consumers is going to be browsing on the internet around the Monday after Thanksgiving, and cyber crooks will come up with the most from this
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Instead of collect a lot of make on the sponge, 'recharge' it along the way to ensure that you're only using just a little at any given time in your face.together with a mega event in Baltimore, Maryland, with George Burns and Jimmy James.For
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It won't aggrivate your skin so that as an additional benefit, it consists of special skin-conditioning elements.Place them all inside a binder which has plastic suppressors to secure your projects.To conclude, if you're a lady, these are merely a
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Professional constitute artists use concealer on blemishes first after which use a sweep of foundation having a brush.You need to defend yourself against id theft along with other online fraud. Make sure to order only in reliable and secure sites.MAC star
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Eartha Mae Kitt (The month of january 17, 1927 - December 25, 2008[2]) was a united states singer, actress, and cabaret star.Mousse and cream eyeshadows is going to do the task as lengthy as they're set with translucent powder.The carefully applied ey
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Her parents were divorced after Mark introduced his engagement to actress Brigitte Nielsen, despite the fact that he was still being married to Lisa and also the pair had not separated.In 1994, a significant spread of Helps was growing globally in Canada.
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First of all, when beginning in this profession you have to make certain you are licensed properly.After you have the certification taken proper care of, you are ready to help make the next thing.In case your lashes are naturally dark, the odds are they a
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The organization offers specific items for all sorts of skin textures.Oily mainly round the nostrils, nose, temples, temple and face.around the most popular products for example electronics and toys. Be it to obtain a little of the jump on Christmas shopp
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Due to oily skin, people instantly have a tendency to pound around the foundation and powder to be able to hide the shine.I recommend that you simply a minimum of look for an extremely large vehicle, although it is not imperative.The MAC line features pro
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collects dust along with other harmful particles that may cause a watch infection.Actually, when your resume can feature a MAC position, you're considered a far more favourable candidate for other makeup artist jobs, whether or not they are freelance
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they coat your lashes with colour to be able to highlight them and frame your sparkling orbs.Our prime power of silicone gel within the product may also clog pores and result in outbreaks.Every condition board link continues to be added so that as I disco
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Mousse and cream eyeshadows is going to do the task as lengthy as they're set with translucent powder.and leaders of MAC Cosmetics made the decision to popularize the items to ensure that everybody can purchase.Additionally to those actions to assist
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It features a super lightweight formula, because the title states.and leaders of MAC Cosmetics made the decision to popularize the items to ensure that everybody can purchase.Exactly the same company that manufactures Estee Lauder also produced your skin
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There's a mineral collection referred to as 'Mac Mineralize' - their method is baked on terracotta tiles for twenty-four hrs within the warm Italian sun, creating a pure powder of microfine texture.Lately, the crimson lipstick trend continues
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When you prove yourself as passionate along with a quick student, you will find always more possibilities to maneuver up within the organization and also the industry.Furthermore, we intend to set day and time parting methods to improve exposure in our cl
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Furthermore, we intend to set day and time parting methods to improve exposure in our clients' advertisements on Mondays and Tuesdays throughout the hrs of noon and 4 p.m.Light diffusing: softens lines, produces a brand new, perfect finish.Mattify! Co
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MAC Studio Fix Fluid is the greatest foundation for shiny skin and it is an entire dream become a reality!Eventually I was searching in a mall and began browsing the make-up counters.A brush is really a pleasure to make use of and make up a perfect look w
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They all are a thick, gloopy liquid, however for me a minimum of, high-finish ones appear to become much simpler to use, and appear to flake less.Oily mainly round the nostrils, nose, temples, temple and face.it consists of mineral complex which soaks up
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You will find a good set at Sally Beauty Supply, Macy's and Target.materials and costs for those enthusiasts of excellent quality cosmetics.inside a Philadelphia publication, where it had been stated the Philadelphia Police Department used the word in
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To reiterate, you'll be searching through advertisements to choose valuable buys and evaluating the cost using their current value on eBay.This transformation opened up the doorway for 1000's of individuals to take part in a existence-altering mul
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Don't believe the secret is the fact that simple? Rimmel perform a mascara known as Fashion Eyes: Day 2 Evening which, should you unscrew cap 1, it promises Length, and when you unscrew cap 2, it promises Volume.and elevated ad consumption despite the
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I really hope this process labored for you personally, good luck for any quick healing time, if the hub assisted after this you help me by departing a rating or comment below, thank you for reading through!The minerals use natural warmth of your skin and
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Rarely is make-up make-up or the start of MM, breaking of the bread using the skin foundation poor, can pick Cream Foundation, less inclined to less makeup.Make use of a sponge with some water to push even Crme, its benefits would be to strengthen the hol
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A properly-made applicator helps make the tricky job of reaching every small lash easy, whereas a few of the budget ones appear to become designed simply to poke me within the eye.Free delivery isn't necessarily offered while you shop on the web, howe
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A great pair of forceps will help you among visits to obtain your eye eyebrows shined up and formed.Such occasions of the season, they frequently have a tendency to sell their items in a reduced value.If you are a specialist constitute whiz having a rock-
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Within the cold or hot weather my skin look very spotty and uneven.Mac cosmetics really are a leading brand in connection with this.Lots of teens and adult lady request, "What's my perfect foundation?" To tell the truth, it's far more simp
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Just like essential are abilities in using makeup to various skin color and kinds.MAC makeup (initially referred to as Makeup Artist Cosmetics) is really a Canadian cosmetics brand produced by Frank Toskan and Frank Angelo.I additionally didn't rememb
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natural shells lip Alice, fall and winter 2010, the lure to produce a people whisper filled with lipsticks.that could get this to chance very attractive to individuals who take particular notice.with physical stores offering substantial discount rates on
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A lot of companies are actually appearing in the media and therefore are rapidly manufacturing new items.Lots of teens and adult lady request, "What's my perfect foundation?" To tell the truth, it's far more simple it appears.I fully like
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disposition and professional position-it's most certainly an advertising and marketing tactic. I'd be naive to consider thatThey're extrememly ideal for sensitive skin and don't cause irritation.It's ironic the key to earning money on
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As lengthy like a thin coating layer could be, so they won't must heavy an encumbrance onto the skin, and feel natural, beautiful.To prevent excessive contact with ultraviolet radiation, ought to choose have prevent take pleasure in the result of powd
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What's the main difference from a $30 mascara along with a $5 one? This really is really difficult to define.MAC would be the red-colored velvet luxury, soft, cream-like design right into a tight-knit texture, fully cover the present lip color , smoot
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After you have applied everything but mascara, including lipstick although not lipsticks, have a powder brush for your face and gently dust powder throughout.In recent several weeks, no-one can disregard the financial and financial crisis that has been sw
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 20:26:50)
Because you will curently have applied eyeshadows, foundation and perhaps blush the secret is how you can remove mistakes without getting rid of half the face simultaneously!in an effort to contend with Black Friday-the either most dreaded or most fortuna
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spread everywhere from The United States to European and Asian nations.As lengthy like a thin coating layer could be, so they won't must heavy an encumbrance onto the skin, and feel natural, beautiful.In case your skin is darer, mix a brown nude color
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Within this process, a lot of then finish up purchasing wrong items that neglect to serve their cause.For those who have dehydrated skin, then this gives hydration.Kind to skin (dermatologically examined) and eyes (ophthalmologically examined).it falls ar
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it will easily achieve and coat every part of the lash, which provides the look of lengthy and luscious lashes.Don't get out there and spend $10,000 in your first trip though, as that's a great deal to loose should you screw up.Intimate indication
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are the most mundane concept of the spirit, humanity, equality, justice and responsibility of economic.The very first requirement is rather self-explanatory, but bear in mind the more income the different options are the greater you may make.The BB Creams
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 20:12:48)
I additionally veered from my very own advice and attempted the MAC Mineralize Satinfinish SPF 15 Foundation- that is a liquid not really a powder.Finding the right items & makeup for shiny skin could be a challenge.1985, an expert makeup artist cum digit
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the popularity is get up on the advantage from the Prophet! Pink color lipstick holders who've created a new color film technology,Rather than regular walk-in street shops, internet retailers hand out discount rates within their online offers.This rea
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Cyber Monday-an imaginative ploy by online merchants and entrepreneurs to improve sales or perhaps an actual high-volume sales phenomenon?See, almost covered already! I wouldn't day an enormous circle of concealer around my attention though so let'
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:43:14)
One other popular theory could it be refers that merchants would soon be "within the black" or lucrative - comparedIf you're a lady and don't possess a foundation that suits the skin color and kind perfectly then it's time to vacation
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:38:38)
While it isn't uncommon to determine throngs of consumers arranging outdoors popular stores on Black FridayYou'd be smart to benefit from ad scan services. Useful like debt collectors for ads and discounts.but when you would like something and you
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The minerals use natural warmth of your skin and makes your complexion look perfect and radiant.Just in case you decide that you would like to reside around the wild side where hair having a couple of curls inside it, you will need to have a very good sty
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While using the face powder, it's advised that they must be utilized in compliance using the skin complexion.as people return to places of work. Despite nearly 70% from the homes getting a broadband connection,can't help much it however the simple
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and mixing to provide an even, even finish could be a little of the trial.towards the massive congested zones and mobs of consumers negatively effecting the town tomorrow.She also grew to become the face area of top end casual put on designer Erectile dys
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:23:36)
The MAC Studio Tech line is available in 27 shades, which means you should have the ability to find something regardless if you are a red-colored-mind, blond or brunette!Possibly probably the most interesting matter concerning MAC cosmetics is it does not
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for that intent of combating the glare of lights throughout photo shots.They tend to be predominant in females and occur throughout adolescence in nearly all cases, because the bod .A manicure set will make sure that your hands and ft look good.dispositio
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:20:53)
I began my professional career like a Makeup artist with MAC items.Anything - a manicurist's service - can be purchased in the web today.As numerous employees receive your day off around the next day of Thanksgiving Thursday to guide in to the weekend
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:19:18)
Under that palette may be the other palette that's also paid by plastic.While using other cap pulls the applicator brush with the small tube, and scrapes off the majority of the mascara, to ensure that I'm just coating my lashes after some colour.
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:18:25)
With the aid of their workers, MAC proprietors made the decision to create a company known as, M-A-C Aid Funds.the second reason is to locate ad-scans on the web. I fully like the second method, because it enables me to analyze days ahead of time.Covergir
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:13:00)
And, the manufacturers of MAC Cosmetics produce Ardyss' type of makeup.Smooth to combine, easy to utilize: supplies a full-range of coverage.She began her professional modeling career with Elite Model Management at the begining of 2000.they coat your
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:12:13)
Based on Star Meter now Brittny Gastineaun's recognition is 32%.These items and collections are offered in 50 plus different nations.I additionally think it's the comb that's the most crucial factor - I believe that when the mascara does go ou
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:06:20)
website traffic and quantity of advertisements shipped continued to be high as consumers investigated products they planned to buy offline.and started marketing the items by providing free product samples to prominent makeup artists during these industrie
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:05:24)
Hopefully the parable from the lipstick index holds true, and also the charitable organisation has the capacity to maintain its activity levels through the recession.Up to now, the items pointed out above would be the top items I have found for greasy ski
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 19:04:04)
This causes it to be difficult to get questions sufficiently clarified.Additionally to dealing with clients with esteem, MAC can also be well-noted for its recycling program.Make sure to look into the rules yourself and when doubtful, connect together wit
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:59:38)
There's also title brand fundamentals which are usually real proficient at helping sensitive skin however for a less expensive foundation, use minerals.Think before investing cash on: Smashbox Photo Finish Primer Light - Leave this for individuals wit
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:55:56)
Attempt to blend this around you are able to to your 'normal' skin but don't forget to DAB! Do not begin rubbing or covering at this time as you'll just chafe everything beneath.It may be strange squirting yourself hard the very first coup
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:55:34)
Place them all inside a binder which has plastic suppressors to secure your projects.Using fingers could be a little of the hit-and-miss hodgepodge because fingers have a tendency to apply foundation as if it were a moisturizer to become applied in to the
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after which blend by sweeping again (without 'recharging' the comb with increased foundation) to distribute it evenly.They found rally around Ardyss Worldwide, a Vegas, Nevada-based network marketing company which makes a lot of money off undergar
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habits you needed to take note earlier) we are able to determine what colour to use on the top from the coverstick.C provides a good foundation primer known as Prep Prime (which will come standard or perhaps in an SPF 50 version)to prompt people for sho
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:45:55)
For sensitive skin, there's nothing I would suggest greater than mineral fundamentals and powders.after which blend by sweeping again (without 'recharging' the comb with increased foundation) to distribute it evenly.Clean Makeup Brushes won
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:23:48)
For sensitive skin, there's nothing I would suggest greater than mineral fundamentals and powders.Pigments - These may last for 5 years for the way they are being used.You will find various indexes you could utilize to watch the crisis - foreign exch
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There's the mascara applicator brush, a tube, and also the mascara bottle itself.This information will provide a listing of the greatest primer, foundation & powder for shiny skin, and particulars a short overview of the items.It's vitamin-overflo
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:16:42)
Ardyss Worldwide appears to deserve a much deeper consideration for individuals hunting for a home-based business.The information we collected originated from retail sales which were the merchandise of internet search engine marketing advertisements.or si
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:16:09)
Foundation - Liquid foundation and foundation with SPF inside it usually only lasts annually.I am sure the anticipation rivals those of creating a last-minute Cyber Monday 2006 purchase and with patience watching the front yard for any delivery truck.The
ChumehedA (2015-11-14 18:11:43)
To prevent excessive contact with ultraviolet radiation, ought to choose have prevent take pleasure in the result of powdery bottom frost.which could really help make your eyes sparkle whenever you team up with matching shadow and kohl.as you won't be
ChumehedA (2015-11-09 18:34:14)
But even when you utilize it every single day that bottle of foundation can last a minimum of 3 several weeks that's only $10 monthly, it's buying and selling 3 lattes at Local cafe.Even when you've applied all the longest enduring, waterproof
ChumehedA (2015-11-09 17:52:07)
The very best time to buy something is throughout the off seasons, once the sell isn't that high.The skinny layer is ideal for an all natural appearance, and brushes and sponges take full advantage of it and distribute it quickly and evenly inside a c
ChumehedA (2015-11-09 11:34:09)
You'll then take a look list from the completed auctions on eBay to obtain an approximate selling value.Eyeliners aren't made equal and when you are much like me, with oily eyelids, looking for an eye liner that does not smudge and provide you wit
ChumehedA (2015-11-09 10:50:07)
Within this process, a lot of then finish up purchasing wrong items that neglect to serve their cause.Will the knock-off lipsticks be as creamy or lengthy-lasting? Generally, no.The building blocks isn't too thick but when you want lighter coverage yo
ChumehedA (2015-11-09 06:26:50)
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jim (2012-05-08 22:29:08)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS CANCEL THOSE MOTHER-FUCKING MAGAZINES RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Sid (2012-04-29 04:35:20)
I have read your book like 3 times. I have like 8 pack ripped abs from laughing my guts out. Your offer for anger management journal......hahahaha....takes the cake dude.....keep up the shit.
anonymous (2012-04-26 19:07:38)
Awesome mate ;) sure you kick around with fonejacker
John (2012-04-25 18:20:25)
hey
DVD (2012-04-25 13:34:44)
You are truly my hero
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Ellie (2012-04-13 18:29:24)
"I don't know why I read all that I shouldve known from the first two lines you were a retard" tears man. tears.
EdYeti (2012-04-11 02:14:18)
Aw man, you almost had me in tears with this one, awesome.
Rich (2012-04-04 10:42:24)
dude never stop doing these emails
Sam (2012-03-22 14:18:13)
I literally almost passed out as I read this @ work. I was trying so hard not to laugh and laughing at the same time I couldn't breathe. Best Post Ever!
woah (2012-02-25 18:51:34)
this site is the best thing on the net i have never laughed so hard in my life for so long
Vlad (2012-02-25 02:16:30)
This is too funny!
Jay (2012-02-22 02:28:27)
U R HISTERICALLL!!!!!!!!
RgX (2012-02-21 00:07:31)
"In Debt Weekly" - oh, the irony
OMGitsAdam (2012-02-16 03:32:42)
The napkin is from Taco Bell... I usually get all of my napkins from there. HAHAHAH
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT (2012-02-09 21:13:21)
GODDAMNIT THATS FUNNY GODDAMNIT MOTHERFUCKEEEER
kapsali (2012-02-08 00:01:30)
u rock man, THE BEST STORY EVERR!!!!
LOLOL (2012-02-03 13:37:29)
I laughed so much at his response :)
Sam (2012-01-26 04:45:09)
I love Taco Bell Napkin if that helps and Anger Management Magazine I am crying right now.
w (2012-01-11 14:00:26)
Sorry - i was laughing so hard, I couldnt even fill out the form. I have read all of them and this is my favorite..."Since you seem to not know a lot about the importance of your credit, I signed you up for a year subscription of In Debt Weekly, a gre
w (2012-01-11 13:58:29)
SIGNING
Mike (2012-01-05 15:55:02)
I love how he just got so consumed with rage that his brain actually stroked off for a second... GL4KJHSGSKFKJS!
This Guy Rocks (2012-01-04 15:04:15)
"There is no need for that kind of language. Please do not talk to me anymore." Genius stuff! Keep it up. :)
the editor (2012-01-03 13:41:34)
blow me
anonymous (2012-01-01 21:30:51)
This is why you don't put up ads.
dirt burg (2011-12-15 16:04:15)
lmao classic the 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly part was fucking hilarious
somebody dumb (2011-12-15 04:28:43)
"GL4KJHSGSKFKJS" best insult EVAR
Aussie 13 (2011-12-10 09:14:34)
The guy is a retard doesn't he know how to use online banking :)
Kingault (2011-12-03 16:29:55)
This is too good.
Papi M (2011-11-28 07:24:35)
This site is awesome!! trolling like a boss!!!!
jjr51802 (2011-11-27 17:47:39)
Im laughing my fucking ass off.I love this site!I read your book!
hayat (2011-11-27 14:53:48)
this is THE BEST. period.
Nickles (2011-11-20 07:36:29)
Pro
You fuckin rock!! (2011-11-17 08:09:42)
This is still my all-time favorite one. This is the one I have bookmarked and refer to, on those "difficult days!" Thank you for having the balls not only to post these, but the patience to ride them as far as they'll go!
Lmao (2011-11-08 16:23:45)
I;m in stitches hahaaa
Abunsen (2011-11-04 23:22:08)
It is Bunsen time!!
Alissa (2011-10-24 22:03:08)
It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there. Best
Big daddy (2011-10-19 17:01:46)
Best shit EVER!
Karl (2011-10-15 16:39:02)
I Have Westinghouse LCD computer monitor so I expect they make TVs too.
lol (2011-10-14 23:35:27)
Their are ads on the page for anger management classes lmAO
Magazine Company (2011-10-14 23:33:59)
We needs payment nao. Guy below me is a faggot.
Boner Fucker Bob (2011-10-13 12:38:43)
Lol this guy fingers my asshole and I laugh so hard shit spews from my dick into my mouth!!!
IDK Where CHester Is (2011-10-13 04:26:13)
Lol @ "buy some stuff from a friend"
corey (2011-10-07 15:57:55)
im 9 and this site is awsome!
Benzhino (2011-10-03 22:03:16)
Nah this killed me.. Looooooool
Benzhino (2011-10-03 22:03:16)
Nah this killed me.. Looooooool
Annonymous (2011-09-29 01:50:12)
This is all so staged!
GUNS N' ROSES (2011-09-25 18:01:20)
sign him up for angry manigment journal
trolol (2011-09-21 00:01:49)
"i don't care if u have to blow the editor" i died
Kimbo (2011-09-20 03:32:21)
Westinghouse TV - with a freezer compartment? I don't care if this thread is a prank or not - it's GOLD.
funky fresch (2011-09-18 01:31:12)
DOES CrackWhore Magazine really exist ? cuz...my pimp says I should be on tha cover..?
NIGNOG (2011-09-09 18:46:35)
A tv stolen in Chester? Come on, really? Next you will say there are crack whores and welfare shitbags there
B real (2011-09-09 18:43:55)
This guy is an obvious welfare loser who probably just sold his food stamps to get the $$ for a big screen TV. This totally justifies you treating him like the loser that he is. Too bad you weren't selling cyanide and he wanted to take a big pill of
anonymous (2011-09-08 15:51:26)
"i dnt care if u have to blow the editor" i died
admirer (2011-09-06 20:13:55)
speechless and in tears of laughing
Michael Kersey (2011-09-02 23:37:24)
oh wow, 2days now of straight laughing! my mouth and ribs hurts. lol my fav so far!
Andrew (2011-09-02 16:54:46)
This was the best one by far! Hilarious!
gadoffy (2011-08-31 01:56:48)
"I usually get all my napkins there" hahahaha
Some Guy (2011-08-30 14:45:39)
Westinghouse does make TV's I got one at Target on black friday last year and the year before.
Julie (2011-08-25 16:59:20)
You are the epitome of trolls everywhere
Maygee (2011-08-21 23:58:45)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS <-- My new fave curse word
James (2011-08-21 06:22:53)
Very very funny!!!! Westinghouse make refrigerator and microwave. They don't make TV!!! Jim is extremyle stupid!!!!
WOW! (2011-08-20 18:58:50)
THE BEST ONE ALL DAY!!
jiggaboo (2011-08-20 02:10:27)
its funny cause several of these things mention chester where ever tht is i think tht guy traded his tv for a hooker or maybe drugs possibly both
Straight (2011-08-18 16:19:50)
Magic! I want you to fuck me and I'm not even gay
lolled (2011-08-17 18:05:01)
I don't even know what is funnier then this shit it would probably kill me
Hahahahaha (2011-08-16 02:07:21)
Doesn't this guy realize you don't have his credit card information or anything of the sort to sign him up for magazines??? And he thinks YOU'RE a dumbass? Seriously loved this one!
LMAO (2011-08-11 16:33:13)
I really wanna know if u subscribed him to mags lmao
blldll (2011-08-08 01:06:58)
imagine some dude reading an email that he got a new subscription, immediately hits reply and randomly types keys in anger GL4KJHSGSKFKJS
lol (2011-08-07 20:09:36)
Owned.
anonymous (2011-08-07 15:55:34)
U rule and ur a bastard at the same time!!!!!!!!!
HAhA (2011-08-07 03:01:41)
AMAZING !!
Anonymous (2011-08-05 16:55:41)
Hahahaha. Read this about 5 times and it still makes me crack up. Keep up the good work.
kdogg (2011-08-04 11:03:11)
so much for keeping my blood pressure down!!
WHAT THE (2011-08-03 22:54:04)
WHY DO PEOPLE USE YOU SIR..that's fucking ridiculous it doesn't make you sound politer it just makes you sound like a douche...DOUCHE!
In Debt Weekly (2011-08-02 22:22:16)
You, sir, are an artist. And a genius. An absolute genius!
Kate (2011-08-01 18:38:37)
I pissed myself laughing XD
Rich (2011-07-31 11:51:44)
hahahahahahahahaha you made my day!!
aussie tony (2011-07-30 09:27:10)
you are the king of pissing people off
danny (2011-07-27 17:10:26)
+1 LOLOLOLOLOL
Troll Feyz (2011-07-27 07:58:50)
U war horriblaz!1!111! troll for u were AWESOME
aaron (2011-07-26 21:28:19)
you are my hero, i am not worthy
anonymous (2011-07-23 18:47:46)
"you should be careful" I LMFAO
Anonymous. (2011-07-21 13:24:25)
At the "you seem to not know a lot about the importance of your credit, I signed you up for a year subscription of In Debt Weekly" part i think i got a heart attack xD
Dr.gold (2011-07-20 14:20:14)
I laughed so hard I got angina
hahah (2011-07-18 11:50:51)
lmao, once he said "Since you seem to not know a lot about the importance of your credit, I signed you up for a year subscription of In Debt Weekly" I lost it haha
Snipox (2011-07-17 07:59:24)
OMG dude, this was too damn funny! My stomach is killing me after reading 3 emails!! Fuck the critics, you're hilarious dude!
ElFrederico (2011-07-15 13:57:12)
Nearly pissed myself at this, one of the best. Fucking classic.
Wyxor (2011-07-10 05:40:03)
ong pukimak noobhai!
@lulz (2011-07-01 16:18:57)
not even worth a response
lulzsecjr (2011-06-30 11:35:03)
"GL4KJHSGSKFKJS?" What is this "GL4KJHSGSKFKJS" I keep hearing about?
Aftetatok (2011-06-29 06:20:40)
article submission software
You (2011-06-27 18:31:39)
Oh my gosh, this guy is a genius.
VenomJBS (2011-06-25 14:51:51)
"Loughing" rofl!
superbanana (2011-06-25 04:52:37)
trolling at its absolute finest!
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS (2011-06-21 03:12:20)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!!
Dan (2011-06-18 09:26:47)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS
Mika (2011-06-07 11:44:31)
Ha ha! LOL! :D Cant stop laughing :D
Stacie (2011-06-02 16:54:10)
hilarious!
ehh (2011-06-02 07:53:20)
Sorry Lalo, it would seem that you are not intelligent.
CJ (2011-06-01 13:14:24)
LMFAO!!!!!! GL4KJHSGSKFKJS!!!!!
anon (2011-05-31 22:40:29)
probablly one of the better e-mails
HEWLETT (2011-05-28 12:32:20)
I CANT HELP LOUGHING, EVERY BODY WAS JUST LOOKING AT ME AT THAT MOMENT I WAS READING THIS.
ROFL (2011-05-27 03:08:09)
OMG...this is the most epic use I've ever seen of the internet. You're my hero rofl
~/ (2011-05-24 21:05:35)
YOU ARE THE BEST TROLL EVER LOL.
epic. shit. (2011-05-24 08:43:53)
no seriously, this is some epic shit
adahna (2011-05-23 06:24:20)
Oh my..hahahahhahahahahaha..I could feel the anger from right here..! WTH..? Trololololol
anonymous (2011-05-21 22:38:41)
@lol You clearly don't understand this website. It is a trolling website and you need to know that. And I tried this once and it worked. I signed up some rich neighbour to 24 expensive magazines. His credit got screwed. He's now a beggar in
Dr. House (2011-05-21 00:28:56)
You sir have the worst case of trollitis I have seen in my career.
toast (2011-05-20 18:33:24)
"GL4KJHSGSKFKJS" Wow, you can just feel the anger pouring right out of that garbled string of letters!! I hope he went for Anger Management Journal after all. Your website made my week. Keep it up!!
lolwut (2011-05-20 13:12:31)
but quite hilarious
lolwut (2011-05-20 13:12:07)
"im home pretty much all day every day" What a freakin loser. Such obsessive 'fuck' use.
Yoshimano (2011-05-20 10:01:19)
Wow! Thank you so much! I had the same kind of laughs even after reading it a second time! Those magazine subscriptions are deadly, evilishly funny!
LOL (2011-05-16 06:24:51)
ahahahaha.. gud one there.. id luv to see the look on his face.. ur da best.. dis site roxx. luv yah
holy shit (2011-05-14 01:06:27)
amazing, thx for this page!!!!
Dikfore (2011-05-13 14:10:44)
Dude this made my fuckin day xDD
EVO X (2011-05-11 02:19:45)
hahahahahhahahaha
dontevenreply (2011-05-11 02:19:11)
this is gold mayne
big fan (2011-05-11 02:18:38)
holy crap, rwj i am such a huge fan
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON (2011-05-11 02:17:57)
I approve of this, and for the rest, keep on trolling. =3
MAD MIKE'S MATE (2011-05-11 00:14:09)
I think i just pissed myself
Lazy (2011-05-10 03:08:58)
"I usually get all my napkins there." couldn't stop laughing at this line for some reason
anonymous (2011-05-08 17:39:00)
I damn near pissed myself laughing. So fucking funny!
Dorian (2011-05-08 00:10:46)
holy god helarious
lalo (2011-05-06 17:06:16)
this shit is fucken hilarious how do you upload emails to this website
BB (2011-05-04 16:41:29)
Yau are sick dude. Anger Management Journal? That's where I had a laughing volcano :D
Kels (2011-05-04 00:12:06)
@lol Actually smart ass, you CAN do that. I did it to my asshole neighbor and, while he did get out of paying for the magazine, they were very persistent about it and he was very, very angry for a while, which was hilarious.
ret (2011-05-03 15:54:29)
This one is GOLDEN
nick (2011-04-24 12:38:21)
This shit is awesome
nikkidd (2011-04-24 08:49:36)
omg, this is the funniest prank i've ever read
jordan (2011-04-19 19:31:25)
BEST ONE BY FAR!!! funny as hell
hahhahaha (2011-04-18 16:51:23)
this is fucking brilliant
lol (2011-04-18 16:06:23)
none of this shit you do is funny.. and that guy was an idiot because you can't sign up other people and make them pay for magazines.. It just doesn't work like that.
GKHFYSNXVWK (2011-04-17 19:13:50)
so awesome to think about him pounding his keyboard out of anger.
Nina (2011-04-17 09:47:32)
Funniest email, EVER!!
ANAL CAKES (2011-04-13 00:35:55)
@ Catastrophic Me Yeah, dude just gets his napkins there, wings came from somewhere else. I get my napkins from BK.
Comedy 007 (2011-04-12 22:32:36)
Dude,,! that was freaking awesome..! I can't stop laughing.......! anyways,,n.i.c.e o.n.e..!
Humvee (2011-04-06 19:48:51)
Okay somehow this really felt like you made it up. :/
TacoBell (2011-04-06 16:58:09)
"GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!!" LOL I can just see him there behind his computer with foam on his mouth, keep up the good work!
Catastrophic Me (2011-04-06 12:06:19)
Taco Bell doesn't have wings...
anonymous (2011-04-06 04:32:37)
soooo goood
Voke (2011-04-05 14:27:44)
Man ua killin me.this jst 2 daammnn funny.lMAO
fBownz (2011-04-05 08:13:46)
Mike you really do this? to people LOL #smh
Charles (2011-04-05 03:24:37)
Yes it's pretty funny, but I would be super pissed if that happened to me.
dan (2011-04-04 17:58:01)
LMFAO LMFAO!!!!! how do these people not get hes fucking with them?
kristen (2011-04-04 16:20:41)
lmao lmao... omg. fucking priceless.
Bacelona (2011-04-01 07:53:53)
that one is an absolute genuine . who ever wrote this is just once crazy person! woooooow soo impressive! best" taco bell napkin!
anonymous (2011-04-01 00:45:24)
LMAO, i would be under so much stress if that happened to me!!! this is sooo awesome
Nick (2011-03-31 22:47:37)
I can't stop laughing, to funny. Good job dude!
Leeroy (2011-03-31 22:05:20)
This is hilarious. I was in my sisters room and really had to poo, so instead of pooping in my pants from laughter I pooped under her bed and she didn't find it until a couple days later when it started stinking really bad. I hope to poop under more b
Lube (2011-03-31 16:23:01)
OMG, CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
benji the strutman (2011-03-31 14:09:18)
Have read about fifty and smiled at alot but, this one actually got me to laugh, good fucken job!!!
Chris (2011-03-31 06:07:03)
Dude i dont know how u come up wit this stuff but u r a fuckin genius
Big Boobs (. )( .) (2011-03-30 15:11:13)
Mike I Love You - keep up the funny shit!!!
sherm (2011-03-30 09:20:55)
fucking epic
myers (2011-03-30 03:14:40)
you're no david thorne. just saying.
story (2011-03-29 21:51:37)
its dangerous to have material this funny accessible to anyone with an internet connection. you are my new hero btw
Oetti (2011-03-29 12:08:22)
LOL! I can't stop laughing, I nearly passed out from lack of oxygen.
Dave (2011-03-28 06:51:11)
Good Lord..this shit is insane man...i rofl laffing...my mom thought i was havin a seizure or something....
TheTacoGuy (2011-03-26 23:17:41)
LMFAO @"It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there. "
looooool (2011-03-26 18:27:03)
looooool i can't breath u killed me
A Teji (2011-03-26 17:41:33)
Funny!
Nasty Nate (2011-03-26 17:40:43)
Dude, this shit is way too funny! This is brilliant, lmao.
Me (2011-03-26 15:18:17)
HHAHAHA
Lrod (2011-03-26 00:24:19)
this has got to be the best one yet
teddi (2011-03-24 22:06:48)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
whynot (2011-03-24 02:22:52)
Hahaha this is the funniest email i've seen here! Many lols
Sin (2011-03-23 11:49:26)
Omglol... "It was a taco bell napkin if that helps"... if you did this to me i would try n murder u lulz! +1
anonymous (2011-03-23 08:04:25)
Wow, didn't expect the other magazines sign up part, you are amazing keep up the good work i've laughed as shit
yo mama (2011-03-23 01:21:53)
send him a playboy subscription (billing him of course)
sarah k (2011-03-22 23:46:44)
lmfao that would be in Reading, Pennsylvania.. good ole 610
Lady Sin (2011-03-22 22:04:25)
O_O .... ROFL! Man. Mike is sometimes a little stupid, but this is SO FUNNY!!!
elzabells (2011-03-22 17:27:46)
lols, best one yet!
gjones (2011-03-22 07:25:00)
Pure genius! This shit is hilarious!
exarezzo (2011-03-22 03:24:13)
lulz. at first the plasma TV subscription was funny, than he signed up to another one!!!
TROLOLO (2011-03-22 01:39:36)
OMG THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! IM SIGNING UP FOR DEBT WEEKLY RITE NAO!!!
me (2011-03-21 20:20:42)
shit, if that was me i dont knopw what i would do.. waht a freak goddamit
Walrus King (2011-03-21 02:57:58)
plus one internets to you, friend!
anonymous (2011-03-21 00:51:31)
holy fuck... so many lulz...
Dakman (2011-03-19 11:15:16)
I've no idea who you are or what planet they sent you from but sir, I bow to your genius. I absolutely roll at you wonderful passive/aggressiveness. I may actually love you!!
Trollazo (2011-03-16 10:51:30)
Best one so far, almost die literaly.
All I say is fuck (2011-03-09 20:23:52)
Fuck fuck fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck! Fuck fuck?
jacob (2011-03-09 01:24:26)
funniest shit i have ever heard in my entire life i was seconds away from wetting
anonymous (2011-03-06 23:18:24)
lol's
anonymous (2011-03-06 23:18:24)
lol's
Sexy beast (2011-03-06 09:00:21)
funniest shit ever!!!
kavee (2011-03-05 04:29:59)
lolest......! anger management magazine! a classic
J Smith (2011-03-02 02:54:01)
The part with not remembering if he had the TV is too funny!
Maxwell (2011-03-01 09:28:26)
Hahaha! Signing him up for every magazine! Ahahahahahahahah!! LOL
Radhika (2011-03-01 07:52:42)
ahahahaha...!! i just died laughing, i was literally gasping for air..!! dude, you are THE MAN...:D
Le Sandwich Rouge (2011-03-01 03:21:08)
I just peed a little... "i cant believe i just read all that shit" HAHAHAHAH!!!
jen (2011-02-27 20:54:27)
laughed til i cried...dont stop!
lam (2011-02-27 16:36:04)
this is painfully better than anything by david thorne. you don't go off of ridiculous tangents.
Buddy (2011-02-23 14:31:36)
I laughed out loud in class. You're a genius!
anonymous (2011-02-22 17:51:59)
Anger management journal hahahahaha
EMMYFACE (2011-02-21 23:42:05)
I laughed so hard when the guy sent the reply of random frustrated letters, beautiful.
Sam (2011-02-21 17:58:03)
HAHAHAHHA...I started laughin 5 mins ago and keep going..
crowbarred (2011-02-19 09:45:03)
a pure genius fucking piece of work .... oh gawd my eyes
anonymous (2011-02-19 06:20:57)
ANGER MANAGMENT JOURNAL... LMAO
Trendsetter (2011-02-19 05:34:43)
LMFAO damn I'm dying over this one, I'm literally in tears right about now
anonymous (2011-02-18 06:25:42)
why is it that whenever i read your emails i seem to laugh my fucking ass off?
William (2011-02-18 06:11:54)
You're the man man!!
mikept (2011-02-18 04:46:35)
ahahahahaha fuckin hilarious. im crying my ass of at work ahahahahahaha
Tomas (2011-02-17 18:56:16)
LMAOOOOOOOO I love Mike.
Henk (2011-02-17 10:44:04)
Awesome:']]]
Tiffy (2011-02-16 23:39:50)
Lmfao I love you!! You make my day everyday!
seasn (2011-02-16 23:01:26)
I think my eye is going to squeeze out from laughing so hard. This is so funny
plug from pottstown (2011-02-16 22:30:48)
Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly, Debt Weekly, Card Times, but Anger Management Journal took the cake. Well done Mike.
Spongebob (2011-02-16 16:09:06)
Lol haha, good one!
Camille (2011-02-14 18:21:15)
Best present for my Valentine's Day! Laughing is best cure for all problems! I will laugh for hours afterwards! Both of you should be comedians!
stephanie (2011-02-09 16:41:32)
lmfaooooooooooooooooo so freaking funny!
the netherlands (2011-02-09 06:25:02)
ow my god this is the best troll ever!!!! I was laughing so hard LOVE THIS SITE !!!
ham (2011-02-08 12:47:25)
ham
steph (2011-02-08 11:54:53)
this was so painful hahahah
asdfD00D (2011-02-08 09:45:03)
I WILL SUBSCRIBE ALL OF YOU TO TV AND CREDIT CARD MAGAZINES.
Gary (2011-02-07 16:58:57)
ROFLMAO! This is like Crank Yankers email version!
Rickstley (2011-02-06 02:16:35)
Any word on when a new one will be coming up? I miss this so much. One of my top 5 humor sites for sure.
anonymous (2011-02-03 13:23:40)
fuck all you dumbass bitches that think you can infiltrate this machine without major repercussions...I'm about to show you how incredibly ignorant you are bitch
arun (2011-02-01 09:09:13)
great test of patients !!! ha ha ...
Steph (2011-01-30 01:36:19)
That was hilarious, I laughed so hard I cried!
EaglesFan (2011-01-29 18:33:51)
I was born in Chester, Pa... they would've took the TV and the truck and probably shot him too... Anyway keep up the funny shit dude.
the limarian (2011-01-29 10:39:25)
i don't know anything about tv's, but i do have a Bodum coffee grinder that i reviewed on Amazon today.
Asshat #666 (2011-01-28 19:34:15)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL! OMIGOD THIS IS PERFECT AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kasey (2011-01-28 13:07:13)
See now THAT was funny.
Katherine (2011-01-28 08:56:05)
Me too!! This is the best ever! XD No matter how I jumped or rolled, just couldn't stop laughing!
boni (2011-01-28 00:30:40)
always go to the place where the item is. It will only cost you gas and a little time.
steve (2011-01-27 17:13:18)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best one yet!
Julie (2011-01-23 14:42:37)
This was the Funniest thing Ive read in a Long ass time!!!! I was in tears I was laughing so hard!!!
Aldo (2011-01-22 18:42:07)
@Bon Jon Bovi I can tell you right now mate that you dont need credit card or financial details for lots of subscriptions. All they need is a name and billing address. You will get your magazine and an invoice to go with it.
Victor (2011-01-22 00:44:54)
It was really very good..
Don Won Hovi (2011-01-21 14:17:16)
I may get fired from laughing so hard!
Derp (2011-01-20 08:45:36)
@bon jon bovi - look at the disclaimer, you moron..
D Lo (2011-01-19 20:12:33)
hahaha wooooow..thatd definitely be something i would do haha
Don Grayson (2011-01-13 05:45:23)
I loved it. Born and raised in Chester, Pa. O'ya, and I am a white boy.
Snydes (2011-01-13 00:36:25)
You would have been right to sign that moron up for the magazine. Who sits on their ass all day with no car and expects to get a 40+ inch TV delivered to them for under $400? A total loser. Fucking hysterical!
Adam (2011-01-12 21:45:47)
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
McNigger (2011-01-10 22:36:27)
lolol. anger management journal. classic.
McNigger (2011-01-10 22:36:27)
lolol. anger management journal. classic.
anonymous (2011-01-09 15:59:27)
Alright I have had little to laugh at the last couple of years. Lost my businesses, underemployed,bankrupt the whole bit. I have to hand it to you, this site has me laughing so damn hard I about pee'd myself. Excellent work. Thanks!!!
Sarge (2011-01-08 21:06:21)
Laughed so hard I almost choked to death!! ROTFLMAO
Mike (2011-01-07 00:00:56)
I had tears rolling down my face after reading that. You people are evil.
mac (2011-01-06 16:58:09)
Bon Jon Bovi: you have to be the stupidest person in world, hahah your an even bigger joke then the ones we read here. Nice name to stupid little prick. Complete Joke you are
mac (2011-01-06 16:54:45)
yeah man this is funny stuff. wonder if any of these people read your stuff
Dan (2011-01-06 14:50:35)
Bon Jon Bovi thats the whole point you retard, its that the guy is stupid enough to think its real. I expect you to get trolled on here next.
cum_to_daddy (2011-01-06 06:58:19)
dude i laughed the bloody shit out of me!MWHAHAAHAHAA
Bon Jon Bovi (2011-01-04 18:54:13)
these arent real you fools ... and if they were you would be dumber than JIM because you fail to see that JIM says he signed mike up for magazines sub and billed it to mikes address .. THATS IMPOSSILBLE!! mike didnt give him any credit card info or ba
Jon (2011-01-04 18:14:28)
HAHAHA *fart* *fart*
phil (2011-01-03 22:15:19)
PRICLESS!! Couldn't stop laughing.
bling (2011-01-01 20:17:25)
Awesome. i kept laughing till it hurt.
Toot Hole (2010-12-31 22:46:24)
I also suffer from the disappearing TV curse! What a coincidence. P.S. It's spelled GWK46TRGEG6RWEG4YU64UEH
Reese (2010-12-31 10:41:58)
Funniest thing I have EVER read!
Yoshimano (2010-12-30 20:01:55)
This one was magic
George (2010-12-30 07:25:34)
Oh my god this was fucking hilarious. "I don't care if you have to blow the editor" haha
Jamie (2010-12-29 03:37:25)
AHAHAHAHAAHA. "Please do not talk to me anymore" lol
cookie (2010-12-28 13:14:32)
root of all that's evil
A (2010-12-26 16:08:25)
the funniest i have read so far! great! x
anonymous (2010-12-21 17:09:12)
It would have been funnier if he signed him up for the anger mnagement magazine and lost the napkin again.
anonymous (2010-12-21 17:09:11)
It would have been funnier if he signed him up for the anger mnagement magazine and lost the napkin again.
MEG (2010-12-21 16:48:12)
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST.. THE "GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!!" HAD ME ON THE FLOOR!!! LOVE THIS SITE!
Thiago Watson (2010-12-21 16:14:21)
Hahahahahuuuuu
Hanky (2010-12-20 16:40:37)
Man... I would do you!
DHtje (2010-12-18 13:37:20)
ROFL! :D
Karaz (2010-12-15 16:48:00)
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Spacely (2010-12-15 16:39:49)
Haha @ Anger Management Journal, that was inspired.
isj (2010-12-11 21:23:04)
lmfaoooooooooooo!
Sex (2010-12-11 21:22:45)
LOL LOL LOL LMFAO LMFAO LOL LMFAO LMAO LOL LOL ROFL. Ahhhhhhhhh shit.
AdamzWealth (2010-12-09 04:36:00)
I thought the dish washer would be my favourite but this is awesome, still reading more. MIKE, if you are on twitter follow me. It is @AdamzWealth, thanks a lot. You Rule!
Caity (2010-12-07 16:28:48)
This one is the best! C:
JK (2010-12-03 01:44:31)
So this Mike guy sounds effing hot!
Corky (2010-12-02 21:10:03)
Don't fart Kevin
Kevin (2010-12-02 20:42:33)
I just farted
Ken (2010-12-02 01:23:31)
Oh my god, that was so fucking funny! The way you worked it was brilliant!
guda (2010-11-30 20:56:07)
lololololol jim i realy like it
Rob (2010-11-30 07:28:29)
DAMN this thing got me laid it was so funny
chris (2010-11-29 19:09:17)
this one is most def my favorite one!
Rose (2010-11-28 18:03:21)
PURE GENIUS. I think I just peed my pants!
anonymous (2010-11-27 22:44:51)
definitely the best one so far!
Reeve (2010-11-25 07:11:08)
Genius, pure and simple genius. The kush enhances the humor of this situation by 5.
Julius (2010-11-24 09:17:52)
Very very funny
Julius (2010-11-24 09:16:39)
Very very funny
Julius (2010-11-24 09:15:42)
Very very funny
anonymous (2010-11-21 23:25:06)
Yeah, right. All you'd have to do is mark "return to sender - refused - not ordered". They can't screw up your credit rating if they don't have your social insurance number
Fm (2010-11-21 18:20:50)
Heather that's Chester PA.
DramaGirl (2010-11-18 18:51:35)
OMG!! This guy is fucking classic!!! Love it!
Wow (2010-11-18 12:51:30)
that was great dude, im buying the book next time i get paid
blank (2010-11-16 17:14:22)
I
Heather (2010-11-15 19:55:35)
Chester, Iowa??
Heather (2010-11-15 19:55:35)
Chester, Iowa??
mark (2010-11-14 00:13:41)
best one yet!
lala (2010-11-13 18:04:19)
LOL this one's great!
CC (2010-11-08 22:19:54)
omg...im in tears and my abs are on fire from laughing so hard!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
Brittany (2010-11-06 22:17:13)
Mike, I have to admit I thought this one was a little mean lol. Poor guy thought he was going to have to pay for magazines. People get touchy about their money
somebody (2010-11-04 22:51:48)
I guess this guy won't be interested in my "Anger Therapy" session I have every week.
Jojje (2010-11-03 13:58:02)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!! Well somebody's cranky
anton (2010-11-02 22:05:20)
this one was great! litteraly laughed all through the second part.
anonymous (2010-11-01 17:55:03)
Epic! I would of never thought about that
Mep (2010-10-30 01:34:22)
Mep
M (2010-10-27 13:22:58)
HAHA, F*cking great stuff mate
anonymous (2010-10-27 12:24:27)
l
Joey (2010-10-26 19:54:30)
Man that idea of signing him up for magazine after magazine is brilliant I'm in tears!!
Jeremiah (2010-10-25 17:29:10)
Amazing this shit.. love it love it love it!!!!!!
kdub (2010-10-24 19:41:12)
ok, so i agree with wtf cares. This one is up there with the disguised weapons. I can't stop laughing
Cory (2010-10-24 18:50:12)
I was crying cuz I was laughing so hard.
mackdaniel (2010-10-24 09:05:14)
this was a really nice post, thanks
lmafao (2010-10-23 13:19:07)
its new masterpiece.
badmash (2010-10-23 01:38:34)
I just signed up to your blogs rss feed. Will you post more on this subject?
Daniel (2010-10-22 16:22:11)
I died laughing! FUCK YOU!
LOLOL (2010-10-22 04:48:32)
i cant believe i just read all that shit because i should have known from the first few lines that you were a fuckin idiot JIMS GOLDEN
wtf cares (2010-10-21 19:41:04)
This one and the one about the disguised weapons are the best ones you've done yet.
None (2010-10-20 14:21:47)
If you bitches are so demanding of him creating new emails. Why don't you get off your fat fucking ass and make one yourself and stop being a whiney bitch.
Geek Squad (2010-10-19 12:08:01)
This post is so outdated that the guy could goto bestbuy and get a 40inch Flatscreen for less than 500.
asshole (2010-10-19 11:46:49)
you actually have to write something, asshole.
slowpoke (2010-10-19 10:56:25)
first!
nick (2010-10-19 08:54:21)
Seriously update your fuckinn website dude..
anonymous (2010-10-18 23:11:52)
j
anonymous (2010-10-18 20:13:17)
LMFAO!!!! is this shit real? or are the answers made up
Sammyboy (2010-10-18 20:10:57)
I'm missing new posts... dude, you're really great ! Don't stop it :)
anonymous (2010-10-18 18:24:08)
Genius
Poster (2010-10-18 17:06:01)
Trapped Chilean Miner comment was funnier than the the whole Angry TV buyer exchange
anonymous (2010-10-18 17:04:39)
Why the fuck are you all whining about how often a man updates a FREE website with FREE content? You arent fucking entitled to anything. Worse, why do you all have grammar skills rivalling those of 3rd graders?
Asshole (2010-10-18 14:07:47)
I love what happens when you try and just press the submit button with out typing anything.
butt sniffer (2010-10-18 11:41:55)
I heard his mom grounded him and took away his internet access and canceled his WOW account. Loser
jiggamane (2010-10-18 09:04:39)
What a jamoke! I'm black and I'm not even this lazy
anonymous (2010-10-17 06:27:05)
Look, for this guy to update, he needs to not only find someone online looking to buy/sell/whatever, but for that person to not realize its a joke and to get strung along long enough to deliver some comedic gold. It's not like he can just make a post
Respect2Him (2010-10-17 01:50:49)
maybe u guys should all shut the fuck up about this update shit? You cant force him to update, he'll do it when he wants to. This thing is his past time, a just for fun thing. He isn't dedicated to making a post to fans who dont appreciate what he
sUnNy (2010-10-16 13:16:40)
lolzzzz STOP SIGNING ME 4 MAGZINES LOLLLL.... Dat was hillarious man =)) =))
Argen (2010-10-16 12:40:39)
Yeah this guys just an asshole
anonymous (2010-10-16 10:37:51)
dontevenvisit dot come LOL!!!!!!!!
wawa weewow (2010-10-16 00:16:44)
this site should be renamed, DontEvenVisit.com a Website by an Asshole
fuck (2010-10-15 22:07:52)
do a fucking new one already!!
anonymous (2010-10-15 22:05:56)
Bullshit
this site sucks now (2010-10-15 16:36:15)
no updates cuz they go in the books.
.. (2010-10-15 12:14:28)
UPDAAATE
Al The Coholic (2010-10-15 12:00:56)
I'm addicted to your emails, please update this site more often! :(
Obama (2010-10-15 09:42:16)
I eat penis. People who voted for me have GAYDS.
xbox (2010-10-15 08:34:27)
Maybe he's a halo fan... That's why we have to wait so long for A NEW POST!!!!!
Gimbal (2010-10-14 23:49:02)
Oh. He doesn't have a car, and he's home "pretty much all day every day" .... aaaand he wants a new TV. I'm sure that would've been a transaction made in heaven - some kind of Homer Simpson Heaven, if Homer Simpson was unemployed *
no nonsense (2010-10-14 18:59:30)
..you bunch of cunts
#@*#*#*#*#*#*#* (2010-10-14 17:35:21)
he definitely changed the post date. hurry up and make another post. MOARRRRR!!!
fuck bob dole (2010-10-14 13:32:14)
man, fuck bob dole, ya old fuck. new post would be great.
anonymous (2010-10-14 12:54:12)
he's not dead. he lost his mojo
phil from belgium (2010-10-14 12:19:23)
Stop complaining about updates!!! it's free and it's incredibly great, what more do you want?? oh wait, real lives maybe...
Ruffel Mao (2010-10-14 12:18:36)
stfu be grateful for this masterpiece
Bob Dole (2010-10-14 09:07:09)
It's been a month. Bob Dole wants a new post.
anonymous (2010-10-14 00:31:34)
I'm pretty sure this guy died...
Trapped Chilean Minr (2010-10-13 21:02:56)
The only thing that kept me going was the belief your site would be updated. This is worse than being in the mine.
NotAverage (2010-10-13 12:25:47)
Clearly this guy has made enough money on this website and his book, so he doesn't really care to update the website anymore. I'm assuming either he doesn't want to make anymore money (weird?) or doesn't enjoy his job (double weird?), or
fuku (2010-10-13 09:18:18)
Maybe these cocksuckers should update this fucking site more than once a fucking month!
dave (2010-10-13 04:01:51)
DUDE AKE SOME FUCKING MORE ITS BEEN A MONTH MAN WhATS GOING ON YOU NEED TO QUIT YOUR JOB AND FOCUS ON ENTERTAINING US YOUR AUDIENCE. I am absolutely positive that more people appreciate this rather than your your normal job im guessing a plumber
Shut..thefuck..up (2010-10-13 01:05:59)
To the stupid fucks below and the ones that will inevitably be above me...stop fucking ripping on him. You obviously read his shit enough to form these opinions, so stop being passive or otherwise aggressive cunts.
anonymous (2010-10-13 00:47:41)
LOL what an idiot
anonymous (2010-10-13 00:45:00)
FAKE! I think in some cases he's just writing to himself and/or tweaking the responses he gets to make them funnier.
HMM (2010-10-12 19:07:53)
i'm confused as to why he changed the post date as well.. i am 100% positive it said it was posted on the 9th.
ross (2010-10-11 21:17:19)
"i cant believe i just read all that shit because i should have known from the first few lines that you were a fuckin idiot" lol
anonymous (2010-10-11 14:33:01)
he said he'd rather not update than post shitty ones that aren't funny. i guess he posts em when they happen to be good
why (2010-10-11 14:24:31)
why do i feel like we are all being fucked with and our lame comments are going on his othersite where he messes with people that write comments?
yeah (2010-10-11 14:23:51)
why did he update the posted date? it was posted on sept 8th not the 12th. lame
maic (2010-10-11 13:22:50)
HAHAHAHAHAHA, i burst into tears whilst reading this :) what a trip :D :D :D
trolled the trolls (2010-10-10 19:52:36)
OMG HAHAHA! THE BEST AND BRILLIANT IDEA! LOLOLOL I USED THIS TYPE OF TALK TO KEEP AWAY THE TROLLS.
Bgirl (2010-10-10 16:17:23)
Loved the emails....really hillarious want more want more!!!!!
CCCC (2010-10-08 23:11:22)
omg yes ahaha...thw whole thing about the wings and taco bell napkins and garbage..and then "anger management" magazine..nice. and chester must a be a nice..town...
anonymous (2010-10-08 20:10:32)
The reason he updates slow is stated in the FAQ. Only around %10 of the emails he does get good results. He could update 6 times a week, but I doubt they will be any good. Quality before Quantity.
Munchey (2010-10-08 20:09:06)
I like how he changed the posted date on this one to make it seem like it was posted more recently than it really was. If you look at the comments section, people have been commenting on this post since September 8th, but the date on here says it was pos
ur ga (2010-10-08 17:04:10)
DO MORE FAGGOT
NIGGER (2010-10-08 15:59:54)
hahahahah
Josh (2010-10-08 13:37:49)
Hilarious
wtf (2010-10-08 12:55:08)
Ok, these posts are hilarious, but this guy totally sucks at posting updates. WTF is up with posting a new one once a month? LAME
Hilarious! (2010-10-08 12:28:46)
im crying!!!! this is so frikkin funny! i cant stop laughing!!!!! xD ghahahaha
gg (2010-10-08 08:03:31)
So you guys really believe this shit ?
J (2010-10-08 00:04:02)
More More More!!!!!
SomeWhiteGuy (2010-10-07 14:35:34)
And $75.00 for canceling with out cancellation insurance? What the hell...Who would believe that? You don't even sign a contract to subscribe to magazines.
SomeWhiteGuy (2010-10-07 14:34:43)
I can't believe any one would actually believe they could be signed up for a subscription and have the bill sent to them. You have to pay before you get any of the papers. They may send a sample issue but, that is it. And $75.00 for canceling with
anonymous (2010-10-07 05:34:37)
WHY DO YOU SEEM LIKE EVERY "ASSHOLE" THAT THINKS THEY SHOULD COMMENT? HIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT BUT YOU TRY TO BE MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN HUMANLY POSSIBLE WITH YOUR STUPID RESPONSES. If you don't shut up, check out the consistent foot ill put up your
@FAKE REPLIES (2010-10-07 05:31:56)
WHY DO YOU SEEM LIKE EVERY "ASSHOLE" THAT THINKS THEY SHOULD COMMENT? HIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT BUT YOU TRY TO BE MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN HUMANLY POSSIBLE WITH YOUR STUPID RESPONSES. If you don't shut up, check out the consistent foot ill put up your
lulz (2010-10-06 19:41:20)
dying at the credit part.
!! (2010-10-06 16:48:00)
this is bs coming here every day seein if there is a new post man maybe you should take some from your book and put them up on the website
Kalyn (2010-10-06 15:39:37)
Is is exhausting coming here everyday in hope of a new post. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER DAMMIT!!
hm (2010-10-06 13:33:50)
perhaps he ran out of assholes?
1 MONTH (2010-10-06 11:59:06)
This is horse shit you take forever stop fingering your turd cutter
CathyChick (2010-10-06 11:49:19)
You rock dude!
W (2010-10-06 10:39:13)
This is great.. just great.. HAHAHA!
Drew (2010-10-06 01:40:25)
Fucking hilarious man, it's not often I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so much. This site is fuckin' fantastic.
This is awesome (2010-10-05 23:52:51)
I absolutely love all of your emails! they're hilarious!! Thank you very much for the laughs :]
FAKE REPLIES (2010-10-05 23:26:39)
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERY "VICTIM" IS THE SAME AUTHOR? THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT BUT TRY TO MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE DOCTORING THEIR RESPONSES. If you don't believe me, check out the consistency on the words "fuck" "lea
Jen (2010-10-05 20:10:22)
too frigin funny! Please post more!
Anon (2010-10-05 18:28:34)
Awesome - completely obscure twist on that.. I was wondering wtf you were going to do with a TV delivery.
dirk (2010-10-05 13:48:05)
uggg you update way too slow! I want more damn you.
SoooBadMate (2010-10-05 10:59:05)
this was fucking horrible
Ayman (2010-10-04 19:46:06)
It's about a month now, don't you have something new for us!?
shut up (2010-10-04 19:30:32)
Whoever "anonymous" is and claims he is the one giving mike the material is a fag and your full of shit. Nobody believes you give him the material then comment on it later. Tool
Gideon Harris (2010-10-04 18:06:17)
i almost pissed my self laughing
Henk (2010-10-04 05:54:10)
made me laugh my balls off
the next jen (2010-10-04 05:37:23)
can't wait for the next post! this was great!
jen (2010-10-04 01:44:40)
awesome, thank u
300 (2010-10-03 19:02:26)
yay, over 300=) thank you
Allan (2010-10-02 20:32:36)
This is a classic site. Funny as fuck, Thank you for brightening my day....
anonymous (2010-10-02 13:54:24)
sooooooo funny, wow
Zeke (2010-10-02 12:16:26)
SharpFinger said "I don't get what's happening...." your a dumbass!
300 (2010-10-02 10:04:00)
i've been coming back to this site everyday now...not to see if it had been updated, but to see if this article had broken the 300 comment mark...and it frustrates me to see it at 298, so, as the selfless person i am, i'm gonna bump it to 299 and
anonymous (2010-10-01 14:36:52)
I know for a fact he doesn't write both parts. I referred him to this one dumbass I know for the "Free Diseases" one, and heard her bitching about it later.
funny but... (2010-10-01 14:18:31)
it is obvious he often writes both parts. still funny tho, UPDATE!!!
LOL (2010-10-01 08:55:56)
I bet hes been checking his mailbox every day for these magazines
SharpFinger (2010-10-01 01:23:29)
I don't get what's happening....
damm (2010-09-30 20:33:48)
update this shit
honey (2010-09-30 11:45:34)
Whereis the new posts at? Come on Already stop slacking on the el oh els. yOu're killing me over here. My happiness depends on this site.
youmorons (2010-09-29 22:28:48)
It is obvious on this one that John (mike) is writing both characters. Not saying he does it with every post but a lot are fishy. Still funny though. but he is Lazy As Hell.
Michael Jackson (2010-09-29 21:43:39)
That's so ignorant!!
Rock Hardly (2010-09-29 11:36:36)
I make your girlfried come more frequently than you update this shit hole. Bitch!
Rock Hardly (2010-09-29 11:36:24)
I make your girlfried come more frequently than you update this shit hole. Bitch!
SOE (2010-09-28 15:20:40)
Gotta love jobless people who want a 40 inches flat screen.
lol (2010-09-27 23:05:32)
which one is suppossed to be the asshole?
Daniel (2010-09-27 16:26:30)
This had me laughing like a fucking hyena. I love your blog so much.
CannotStop (2010-09-27 11:02:57)
Get me a subscription to "Stop Wasting Time Posting Comments Online." It's a real problem for me and affecting my marriage.
CannotStop (2010-09-27 11:02:06)
Get me a subscription to "Stop Wasting Time Posting Comments Online." It's a real problem for me and affecting my marriage.
bonch (2010-09-27 00:25:03)
now I'm hungry for taco bell
Evan Baruch (2010-09-25 23:57:22)
This is probably the 2nd funniest thing you've put on here so far, 1st being the one with the parrot. Absolutely hilarious.
yo (2010-09-25 22:41:27)
LOL " i dont care if you have to blow the fuckin editor" ahaha
Ha Ha Ha (2010-09-25 22:40:12)
This is stuff is gold.
Tina (2010-09-25 16:22:08)
You've made a book.
Tina (2010-09-25 16:21:02)
Absolute genius. You should make a book =D
Seth (2010-09-25 05:03:23)
@BRAD's comment- thats exactly what I was thinking.
ENOZfan (2010-09-25 03:56:54)
This is a lie. Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly cost only $59.99 a year, not $84.99.
amber (2010-09-24 19:12:50)
haha how funny!
jim (2010-09-24 19:03:59)
so freakin funny, keep up the good work running down assholes like him
rudsters (2010-09-24 14:17:44)
hahahaha xD that sh#t was 2222 fkn hilarious! that guy learned 2 nevr give ur address 2 a total stranger on the internet hahahah :P
Brad (2010-09-24 04:00:14)
"i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day" Sounds like a real winner.
Mila (2010-09-23 02:05:07)
but, very doubtful... explains the spite lol
Mila (2010-09-23 02:03:32)
This guy is such an dick! I absolutely love it! If only his dick was as big as his talent
@Miep (2010-09-22 19:12:59)
Yeah, you do that. Post your blog and give us the address.
shit (2010-09-22 19:04:57)
what the hell does GL4KJHSGSKFKJS mean?
HenrysMom (2010-09-22 19:04:25)
Wow this conversation is exactly what a company called Magazine Connection, located in Denver, CO does to hundreds of people a day
Gary the Guppy (2010-09-22 16:06:56)
JGB, Westinghouse makes TVs too. Sounds like you'd be an easy mark for this guy.
zebra (2010-09-22 14:15:19)
I didn't expect it to have me laughing at the end like it did. Thanks! :)
Aaron (2010-09-22 12:17:33)
A fine return to form, best one in a while!
Miep (2010-09-22 05:02:43)
Dude's not posting often enough. We should all start our own troll blogs. What's wrong with this country?
a dude (2010-09-22 00:48:17)
halarious man fricken halarious
Put_Option (2010-09-21 22:16:18)
This guy is clearly a doctor. Simple internet search would have debunked all this. What a tough guy with his angry emails. Between being a broke fuck and living with his parents, this person is the man. Guaranteed he's a fat ass to boot. 'YOUR
carlos (2010-09-21 15:27:07)
lmfao!!! this is the best one since "disguised weapons"
love it (2010-09-21 14:01:57)
its my bday today, can you post one for me? it really is, i swear! this is my fav site, i check it everyday.
Jo (2010-09-21 04:27:40)
why d fuck dis ain't in top rated ..
the chair (2010-09-20 20:21:58)
can i get a taco with napkins with that tv...
ICEMAN (2010-09-20 15:13:20)
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!
Glide (2010-09-20 15:04:35)
Started out pretty bland, but just kept building, I laughed really hard at the dump, the 'cancellation insurance', and the credit card magazines.
Jon (2010-09-20 14:48:30)
"I usually get all my napkins from there." Love it.
Kalyn (2010-09-20 12:55:56)
Man, my boyfriend is so damn funny.
TO ZOLTAN (2010-09-20 11:35:18)
UR A DICK KID!!!
steveeeeeee (2010-09-20 10:26:23)
pwnd pwnd pwnd pwnd pwnd
suzie (2010-09-20 02:54:38)
My absolute favorite! SO FUNNY!
asmadeous (2010-09-19 23:54:37)
excellent, never saw it coming.
Bob (2010-09-19 23:50:41)
lmao
Jeff (2010-09-19 23:41:30)
I absolutely love this! SOOO FUNNY!
Matt (2010-09-19 21:59:36)
Are people really this stupid? Do they really think you can do this to them with only their address? Great addition, by the way.
kick ass (2010-09-19 18:49:57)
THis stuff is gold
JGB (2010-09-19 05:18:14)
Westinghouse Plasma ? Does he need my Nokia DVD Recorder or perhaps my Dolce Gabana 5.1 Surround Sound for the total Home Theatre experience. Fucking Retard.
Beastman (2010-09-19 02:54:28)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS hahahahaha
blow joe (2010-09-18 18:07:04)
I just pissed my pants
Alex (2010-09-18 17:16:16)
Best one untill now!
RB (2010-09-18 16:49:38)
Hilarious. Kudos
Duban (2010-09-18 12:07:07)
"THE KING IS BACK!!!" This post rocks and among your best! Cheers from India
Miep (2010-09-17 21:17:45)
*Also* forgot to note...that subscribe-your-enemy thing I described a few comments back? That's likely mail fraud. Federal crime. Don't try this at home, kids. I've known people who got send to prison by their exes for messing around with t
JP (2010-09-17 20:20:17)
Incredible!
An (2010-09-17 20:00:26)
Lol... This is hilarious!
James (2010-09-17 13:36:26)
Hahaha this was brilliant!
Marblecheshire (2010-09-17 10:41:00)
Please subscribe me to a magazine!
the Man (2010-09-17 10:27:40)
Another awesome post. Layered. Its like you have a plan, but keep it loose to improvise. Brilliant shit, man. Brilliant shit. If you knew who I was, you'd fuckin die. Lets just say I'm someone who wrote Old School. Im not, but lets just say that.
Lawrence (2010-09-17 05:12:55)
One of the funniest you've ever posted man !
Turevha (2010-09-17 03:36:10)
Timeless
Miep (2010-09-17 03:23:07)
Sorry, that wasn't clear. The Farmer's Almanac had many, many free things one could request. I just paid for the stamps.
Miep (2010-09-17 03:13:25)
I once went through a Farmer's Almanac and subscribed a guy I hated to everything I could find, including stuff where salesmen would come by. Never got caught, either.
bozley031 (2010-09-16 23:38:07)
"I don't care if you have to blow the editor". That was fukkin pricesless!
MSU2 (2010-09-16 15:36:06)
go green go white
Best (2010-09-16 06:05:22)
LOL, that was one of the best in a while. I died laughing. totally original and unexpected, and very funny.
gag (2010-09-16 00:51:44)
Best 1 ever dude.
NICE!!! (2010-09-16 00:47:14)
BEST ONE EVER!!!
Jim (2010-09-15 19:37:45)
Yeah,that was f*ckin funny now wasn't it? NOW CANCEL THEM SUBSCRIPTIONS YOU F*CK!
stfuwhale.com (2010-09-15 19:11:11)
Hahah. I can't believe some people are dumb enough to believe what you're telling them! You are the #1 asshole in the world. Genius.
GAK (2010-09-15 16:57:07)
i am a realtor in the philly area. i post my listings on craigslist. you should def try and mess with some realtors. half of them wont have a clue what is going on
GAK (2010-09-15 16:54:47)
awesome
hoss (2010-09-15 14:42:13)
Fantastic. I loved that one.
A Black Guy (2010-09-15 12:43:01)
That napkin bit was hilarious, and all of the magazines!! LOL
Kefera (2010-09-15 12:27:28)
ROFL! "Card Times"
HAHAHA (2010-09-15 04:46:50)
IN DEBT WEEKLY HAHAHAHAHA
murat (2010-09-15 03:09:40)
this is absolutely one of the best of the best
me (2010-09-14 22:34:27)
Holy cow man this is funny. keep it up!
Hilncore (2010-09-14 20:44:39)
Whahahahahahaha.....I'm crying...anger management! Hilarious!! Keep it up!
Sam (2010-09-14 19:48:58)
You're a genious man. Continue like that ! Lche pas !
nob (2010-09-14 19:19:43)
Did you really sign him up for those mags? That would make it even funnier.
The Editor (2010-09-14 17:54:20)
Meet me at Sporty's....we can discuss "cancellation insurance."
Malintent (2010-09-14 16:54:36)
This makes me have the twisty panties. Seriously. I will resign myself forever to be your concubine, 'me' if only you'll let me apprentice as a torturess.
@vick (2010-09-14 16:53:11)
wow you are pretty sharp. i would have never knew that without you explaining it. fuck you.
Kalyn (2010-09-14 16:47:19)
I love you. That is all.
Carmen (2010-09-14 16:35:17)
BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA...priceless
anonymous (2010-09-14 14:03:20)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS !!!!
Keith W. (2010-09-14 13:51:01)
That was funny. I actually used to do that for people I hated. I would sign up guys that gave me a hard time for Womens Health magazine subscriptions.
MSU (2010-09-14 13:47:42)
I have to stop reading these during class. I don't think my professor likes my disruptions haha.
ivannn (2010-09-14 02:44:40)
omg best one yet!!!! seems you need more of those foul-mouthed victims! angrier their get, harder we laugh! gj :)
good shit (2010-09-14 01:58:56)
yeah, cancellation insurance? hahaha
BK (2010-09-13 23:29:05)
I had to step out of the office because I couldn't stop laughing.
meh (2010-09-13 23:20:27)
sounds FAEK
trini (2010-09-13 22:56:39)
send this to top rated immediately!!!
Diego (2010-09-13 22:18:42)
I cant read this stuff at work, they would think (confirm?) that I have some neurological problem, the way I laugh . . .
anonymous (2010-09-13 20:52:06)
Comedy gold :D It's obvious these aren't "real", but it doesn't really matter.
Ron (2010-09-13 15:40:38)
Too much! This is the hardest I've laughed in 10 years I swear!!!! ROTFL
thirteen (2010-09-13 14:36:36)
this one was fantastic.
JB (2010-09-13 13:24:35)
Fantastico!
dankwench (2010-09-13 13:09:41)
im in love... ;)
matt (2010-09-13 12:17:27)
its just funny that you never have anyone who sees through your sarcasm and starts bull$h!ting you back
Maiden Fan (2010-09-13 10:18:37)
this site gets better with each letter.
others (2010-09-13 09:35:18)
epic.
erik (2010-09-13 03:01:27)
Got the book a few weeks ago as well, seriously, that is fucking awesome! Gr8 post once again, w8ing for more!
Awesomesauce (2010-09-13 02:18:55)
This is easily one of your best posts to date. This one actually made me laugh. Out loud. None of your recent posts have done that.
Sam (2010-09-12 12:36:37)
HAHAHASUFIJH:L YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS
Ha, you wish (2010-09-12 11:23:34)
The best one I've seen
A (2010-09-11 20:37:36)
lol
Vick (2010-09-11 20:02:55)
What happened is that he was just messing with the guy. He didnt have a tv for sale & then he pretended that he signed the guy up for magazines.
Sunflower (2010-09-11 19:20:42)
LOVE IT
Frito (2010-09-11 18:57:02)
I've read In Debt Weekly...changed my life.
Antonio (2010-09-11 14:27:57)
I read your book cover to cover on a long flight a few months back, and all of your posts are gold, John.G ot a question though: when you start up one of these, do you know which way you're going with it from the get go, or do you just go with the flo
Mike (2010-09-11 14:02:35)
Absolutely hilarious. I also love the perfect grammar and spelling in all of your posts while all of the targets use lousy, "internet computer" language. This increases funny factor tenfold. I look forward to the next post.
andromeda (2010-09-11 12:09:57)
Awesome one because I did not expect that it would unfold like it did :D
Bubba Ray (2010-09-11 11:54:22)
lmao this is a good one
sfsferw (2010-09-11 11:43:26)
took bloody long enough.. not nearly worth the wait tho -.- ur losing ur touch bro
thatbrooklynguy (2010-09-11 10:48:45)
Amazing stuff.
James (2010-09-11 10:00:52)
"GL4KJHSGSKFKJS" wonder how he would pronounce that ._.
Melissa (2010-09-11 09:23:50)
there is so much genius in your assholeness
amir (2010-09-11 05:56:28)
hahahahahaha dude you are awesome
Cheese (2010-09-11 04:14:47)
if he had the mind to google, he'd figure out there was no such magazine
jim (2010-09-11 04:05:54)
G4HB3UB3BSUB
Levi (2010-09-11 00:46:49)
Bloody hilarious, but why does your site have adds for scientology and the catholic church?:)
Chocolate (2010-09-10 22:50:55)
LMFAO.
drago (2010-09-10 22:23:19)
legendary
Imam Feisal Abdul Ra (2010-09-10 22:17:12)
Reverend Terry Jones=best comment ever. By the way, we never spoke.
Ballsack Bill (2010-09-10 21:47:34)
This article has Ballsack Bills seal of approval.
Clete Orris (2010-09-10 20:15:57)
Send that fucker a Playgirl.
ab (2010-09-10 18:18:33)
kya baat hai mazza aa gaya. tussi great ho america di hope ho waah waah
Rob (2010-09-10 17:56:33)
Awesome really good
Richard (2010-09-10 17:53:52)
Laughed so much,I almost fell off my chair.One of your best so far.Loving it,but could you please post more often?
Reverend Terry Jones (2010-09-10 17:16:23)
I have decided I will burn your book, Emails from an Asshole instead of the Quran. Don't tell General Petraeus cause he hates it when I threaten to burn books and of course the New York Times will cover it.
Mohaned Sayegh (2010-09-10 16:50:33)
Dude, you're fucking hilarious and a great manipulator. Even though you fuck with people, they end up walking away learning a valueable lesson about trust. Keep up the good work.
lmafao (2010-09-10 15:55:40)
one of the best. i laugh so hard almost cried.
Chris (2010-09-10 15:13:42)
Funniest one yet. I wish you posted more often too this is the funniest shit ever!
derby (2010-09-10 15:07:06)
Great manipulation of a lazy POS who probably just cracked open his 7th Natty Bo of the day. I would steer clear of Chester even in jest... it is under a state of emergency thanks to the vermin that populate it. Rumor is Jim is Obama's cousin.
anonymous (2010-09-10 14:55:46)
thanks obama, for giving this idiot our money to sit at home and by TVs
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST (2010-09-10 14:39:36)
lololololol
NimNut (2010-09-10 14:15:35)
Awesome & fucking funny!
Funny (2010-09-10 13:22:29)
This was a scream, I almost fell off of my stool from laughing so much. THANKS! I just wish you posted more often, these are always a riot!
Captain Crackpot (2010-09-10 12:46:57)
Legendary. What a fucking dickhead this guy really is. He didnt even stop to think that you have to pay for subscriptions upfront incase something like this happens!!!
tb master (2010-09-10 10:52:34)
i love how this idiot didn't even bother to check if any of these magazines were real.
Vanilla (2010-09-10 10:40:17)
This is ridiculously funny! You had me in TEARS!! I love this site.. you are amazing. You might have just made my shit day a whole lot better.
Gary (2010-09-10 08:15:43)
It's funny because he wants to buy a tv and he doesn't have one, then he signs him up for magazine subscriptions that he doesn't want.
xxx (2010-09-10 07:08:48)
Hi I reached this site from google via searching second hand plasma tv. Is the person who sells it still selling it?
TYT (2010-09-10 07:03:44)
Hah that was hilarious! You sure got quite a reaction out of him!
fishcrotch (2010-09-10 05:18:05)
that was funny almost as funny as my fish smelling red haired crotch, im gunna go fuck my brother now peace
Mikey (2010-09-10 04:50:38)
You bring such joy to my soul
tom (2010-09-10 02:59:56)
or he like, works at home, like a lot of people do >_>
chaosengine (2010-09-10 01:49:46)
It's clear this guy is a pot dealer or something. Who else has $400 for a plasma tv and is home all day, everyday?
Judy (2010-09-10 01:13:51)
lol so much at this one. Just a small question: what does "GL4KJHSGSKFKJS" mean?^^
Dan (2010-09-10 00:52:58)
Home all day? I guess he has no job. No car. Suppose he is living off of someone else or our tax dollars. Yeah, that's what I would be spending 400 dollars on, a plasma tv. Thank you very much for screwing with this IDIOT.
lady red light (2010-09-10 00:39:01)
Awesomeness. Brilliance. Bring on more!
ayman (2010-09-10 00:05:44)
At last i laughed after a long time of depression. definitely one of the best.
Kevin (2010-09-09 23:54:33)
This is awesome.
nugget (2010-09-09 23:28:18)
Best one yet!
cole (2010-09-09 23:19:04)
bahahahahaha
billy (2010-09-09 23:16:08)
costco 50inch 1080p panasonic on sell this week 750
Donald (2010-09-09 22:57:14)
Well done sir
loln! (2010-09-09 22:26:17)
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahasahahahahha
lopl (2010-09-09 22:09:45)
GL$ARHGAER haha he was that pissed.
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-09-09 21:22:06)
"i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day everyday " < That was when I knew this was going to be pure gold.
David (2010-09-09 20:29:21)
It's funny because he pretended to sign the guy up for magazine subscriptions and he got mad.
CoolGuy (2010-09-09 20:11:31)
Hilarious!
Lol. (2010-09-09 19:43:37)
I love this
Boy Wonder (2010-09-09 19:19:28)
"im home pretty much all day every day" What a wanker.
Andddd (2010-09-09 19:13:28)
I get all my napkins from Tocco Bell! Hahaha. Cancellation insurance!
Brian (2010-09-09 18:56:44)
That was the best one in a long time.
242 (2010-09-09 18:04:10)
Thats funny, cause its like, funny, lol, xoxoxo
David (2010-09-09 17:52:02)
It's funny because the cancellation fee is more expensive than the subscription itself.
razzinator (2010-09-09 17:50:25)
cancellation insurance - epic!
Mr. Fuckass (2010-09-09 17:35:11)
Pure-T-Genius. I want my children to be like you.
@ohsweetlord (2010-09-09 16:56:25)
Read your post, thought it said "blow away the editor", not blow him! Re-read that line...bahahahahahahahahaha!
jb (2010-09-09 16:43:45)
I LOVE that Mike pissed him off SO much that he wrote GL4KJHSGSKFKJS, ha! Keep up the great work. Heheheheheh
Joe Friday (2010-09-09 16:35:47)
Is there really a 42" Plasma for $400, because I will buy it?
@xxx (2010-09-09 16:05:43)
You're probably the exact type of person he would love to mess with. Someone with no sense of humor, sad angry and pathetic.
John (2010-09-09 15:05:59)
Great work, left me on the floor crying. Keep it up.
Harlan Sanders (2010-09-09 14:42:41)
This is probably one of the better ones in a while... You need to get the borders on S. Broad to carry your book, assholes don't carry it.
KEEEWL (2010-09-09 14:11:09)
Now thats some funny shit! Was laughing so hard at the end I was crying!
Delain (2010-09-09 14:04:39)
Brilliant!
Jeff (2010-09-09 13:45:49)
That's funny because he wanted a TV and you kept signing him up for magazines instead.
anonymous (2010-09-09 13:13:38)
Jim seems like an ass clown who stays in his house and wacks to porn all day....every day
Jen (2010-09-09 11:59:37)
dang @xxx...don't visit the site if you are this upset. it is probably not good for your heart to get so worked up over something so...NOT TO DO WITH YOU. AT ALL. in any capacity, whatsoever.
James (2010-09-09 11:29:25)
I always knew to become a asshole it takes work, it's a art after all, so what i want to know is when he is going to be holding classes cause this shit is a whole other level.
Steve (2010-09-09 10:55:23)
@ xxx The thing is, I don't think Westinghouse makes Plasma TV's. They make LCD and the regular kind of TV, whatever the hell that is. Plus, if he didn't want to look at it before he bought it... Wow, could have a giant crack in it and he
guinness (2010-09-09 10:48:18)
wonderful, yet again
eaturballs (2010-09-09 10:11:10)
fuckin classic
MedicDave (2010-09-09 09:50:36)
Strong Work.
Lorraine (2010-09-09 09:33:36)
My question is: does Westinghouse even make TV's anymore? There's an ass for every seat, isn't there?
xxx (2010-09-09 08:04:48)
All he asked was a tv you dumbfuck, why would you want with someone who wants a tv. I don't see any stupidty here (except yours of course) So how is he acting stupid really? "act stupid and I'll find you" You are fucking disgrace and your
The Real Dave @ Dave (2010-09-09 07:40:58)
Dave you were holding the book upside down u dumb ass.
anonymous (2010-09-09 07:39:53)
Lol? He actually believed it.
Dave (2010-09-09 05:55:31)
I was going to buy the book, but the design and layout is really terrible, makes the great content really hard to read.
Dave (2010-09-09 05:54:49)
Oh man, that is gold, I got tears in my eyes.
PRS (2010-09-09 04:23:11)
Great one!!! lool.. i think i can actually use this one on people!
nice (2010-09-09 04:13:32)
Really proves you don't have to resort to props in your mailings. This one is getting back to how they used to be.
wow (2010-09-09 03:32:39)
one of your best yet, amazing!
RedLine (2010-09-09 03:13:53)
Damn man you're the boss! Haha "Anger management journal" was the perfect ending to this one.. I bet he smashed his PC after typing the last "fuck you" hahaha. Keep up the good work
Kalashnikov (2010-09-09 02:55:44)
Awesome work!! I bet he is checking his mailbox everyday hoping no magazines arrive.Keep up the great work
awesome (2010-09-09 02:23:50)
this is the funniest site I've ever seen. You are a genius dude.
Raj Kiran (2010-09-09 01:02:53)
One of the best!
Reader (2010-09-09 01:01:33)
I was so disappointed when it took so long to update, but this one brought me back to the first one I read. This is gold........
dude (2010-09-09 00:56:41)
omg this is so win
Goodness (2010-09-08 22:53:34)
This is totally awesome! Been waiting for some epic post like this for a while. Keep them coming!
lloyd dobbler (2010-09-08 22:47:31)
I'm so glad your back. Please get drunk and write more emails soon.
Red (2010-09-08 22:45:46)
Great job, laughed to tears!
Barnaby (2010-09-08 22:40:06)
Brilliant.
angrydude (2010-09-08 22:32:52)
Sign me up 4 Anger Management Journal!! My phone number is 666-KISSMYASS!!
ace (2010-09-08 22:23:10)
Totally hilarious! "GL4KJHSGSKFKJS". Hahaha!
Sean (2010-09-08 22:17:31)
I was chuckling through the whole thing, but I finally burst out laughing at the rage in that poor sap's second-to-last email. Sadly, words just weren't enough to express his true feelings.
imgovtdrone (2010-09-08 22:05:01)
This is the one site that consistently makes me laugh out loud. Great job!
blaine (2010-09-08 22:00:56)
@puddingcup. great name btw. and im totally the same. i click DontEvenReply on my bookmark everytime im on the internet and it's like grandma just busted out her rare bread pudding. haha i think its more special, and funnier, with all this anticipatio
orbi 2.0 (2010-09-08 21:58:56)
That guy got what he deserved if he was dumb enough to believe he got signed up for a magazine with just an address, it's not like he gave his credit card number out
anonymous (2010-09-08 21:30:27)
LOL classic
Cool stuff (2010-09-08 21:19:22)
I love this website so much I disabled adblock for it.
Nick (2010-09-08 21:07:18)
Nice !!! I really love this site, keep bringing us the good stuff :D
anonymous (2010-09-08 20:54:42)
"It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there." = LOL until hyperventilating. Don't even think about stopping! :D
Me (2010-09-08 20:51:48)
Hilarious
XFD (2010-09-08 20:22:42)
I like how the cancellation fee costs more than the actual subscription
AG (2010-09-08 20:20:17)
I say one of the better ones, hillarious!
ziggles (2010-09-08 20:13:25)
LMFAO! Cancellation insurance? WTF? This is one of the best I've read. Nice work.
Hit Me (2010-09-08 20:00:19)
Anyone who says "hit me up" is automatically a douchebag. Bitch got what he deserved.
meow (2010-09-08 19:51:37)
funny shit write more
Adrian (2010-09-08 19:45:29)
I am still LMAO at this post. AWESOME. Please dont ever stop hahaha
Smirnof (2010-09-08 19:38:20)
that is FUCKING AWESOME! i laughed pretty hard... probably as hard as i laughed at horse farm.
Albert (2010-09-08 18:54:52)
Congratulations for the web. You are awesome, please keep writing!
rachel (2010-09-08 18:47:40)
HILARIOUS
Doyle (2010-09-08 18:43:22)
Fake or not - I laugh my ass off every time - thanks
Giggles (2010-09-08 18:34:54)
This one made me cry!! :))))))))
pussy=good (2010-09-08 18:34:52)
Thought you died or something. Thankfully, you haven't. Since he said he doesn't have a car and is in pretty much all day every day, you should have offered a subscription to shut ins monthly.
Lol (2010-09-08 18:08:11)
Am i the only one a little let down at this? : still good though
zem (2010-09-08 18:00:06)
Lmao... anyone else catch the Chester reference?
livingman (2010-09-08 17:42:43)
HAHA ! fucking awsome !
an (2010-09-08 17:27:47)
Great job. This site makes me so, so happy.
anonymous (2010-09-08 17:09:28)
Hahaha - thought you were going to go down the "since I was DELIVERING the TV to your house, and we had a confirmed sale, any loss or damages due to freight is your issue, you still owe me $400 for my TV" Good laugh nonetheless
jmw59 (2010-09-08 17:05:10)
Wonderful!!!!!!!!
Chris P (2010-09-08 17:03:00)
You can get a new Insignia 720p 42" Plasma right now for $400 at Bestbuy.
Orbi (2010-09-08 17:02:07)
What puddin cup said.
evan (2010-09-08 16:56:19)
but wouldn't the idiot have realized you would've needed his credit card to make him pay for it?
Jeffrey Scott (2010-09-08 16:33:17)
Maybe next time the TV dude will be more discerning before giving his address out to a complete stranger. He deserved what he got. Especially thinking he was going to get such a great deal on a TV. I mean, come on! Golden! Keep these coming!
puddin cup (2010-09-08 16:25:42)
Every day, I check this site two or three times to see if it has been updated. When it updates, I rejoice with the euphoria of a million retards being given a cookie. I can only wish that it would be updated daily. I love you.
Sector (2010-09-08 15:33:53)
I wish I had an uncle like you
rate (2010-09-08 15:06:25)
lol
rate (2010-09-08 15:06:11)
mmm. this is 6.5 out of 10 It deserve a light lol.
anonymous (2010-09-08 15:01:18)
I seriously LOL so loud in my office.. people thought I was crazy..... wow...
anti-white trash (2010-09-08 14:45:46)
Dude doesnt have a car and says he's home all day every day. Like he even has the money for a flat screen. and a 40" for under $500? Dude needs a GED
Legit? (2010-09-08 14:01:54)
The more I read these the more I have to question how legit they are. Regardless I always enjoy them.
nathan (2010-09-08 13:59:01)
soo good. Every post is gold
Roddie (2010-09-08 13:29:21)
i dont think any of those magazines are real?
Reader (2010-09-08 13:27:18)
Dude, you do a briliant job. Well done, keep doing this - weekly, if you can haha.
LOL (2010-09-08 13:25:33)
Hahahaha!!!! Back from Ukraine, with plenty of funny!
badbref (2010-09-08 13:23:04)
Great stuff as usual. Well done.
arlo (2010-09-08 13:22:38)
Try to help someone out and they'll shit on you every time. Go check his yard. If it looks rough, you should order him up a couple of tons of manure for fertilizer.
Darren (2010-09-08 13:22:05)
I added this site to my likes on Facebook so I get a warning when a new LoL is out :D
standstill (2010-09-08 13:17:55)
i am going to need dry pants after reading this!
ahahahahahaha (2010-09-08 13:17:00)
bwhahahaahahaahahahahahahaha
sab01375 (2010-09-08 13:08:11)
LOVE reading your stuff!
Sherri B (2010-09-08 13:06:31)
God, I <3 u! Love reading your stuff!
Willie (2010-09-08 13:02:48)
OMG......I am in tears......so/funny!
Brit (2010-09-08 12:58:32)
Great stuff. The best yet. I'm still laughing mate.
mark (2010-09-08 12:56:33)
there you are dude......finally......classic
Amanda (2010-09-08 12:54:50)
"It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there." LMAO!!
mik (2010-09-08 12:47:27)
GL4KJHSGSKFKJS: i am upset
ohsweetlord (2010-09-08 12:42:39)
"i don't care if you have to blow the fuckin editor" PRICELESS
RMR (2010-09-08 12:06:45)
this ranks among your best. "I think they take it to the dump/recycling center in Media if you want to go look for it". Awesome.
More (2010-09-08 12:03:50)
More, More.... This is too funny.
Anon (2010-09-08 12:02:59)
You SHOULD have mailed him some magazines.
honey (2010-09-08 12:02:37)
not only should you send him magazines, but you should make up make bills that match the amounts you describe and send those as well.
honey (2010-09-08 11:57:43)
I require an RSS feed or direct dontevenreply update notifications for my phone. The constant 15-20 min intervals of checking this website for lols is not convenient.
Emac (2010-09-08 11:51:48)
Why does Jim have to be such a prick? Those were great deals on magazines! He should be grateful.
Frank (2010-09-08 11:50:25)
LMFAO!!!! "Stfu or get another subscription... your choice biznatch."
Karnahaz (2010-09-08 11:48:10)
lmao, that is so fucking awesome... I've done shit like that before
Emina (2010-09-08 11:48:10)
LMAO That was Hilarious !! :D Everyone in the room turned to stare ,I laughed so hard . More please 8)
dun can (2010-09-08 11:46:58)
Haha good idea mail him a magazine! He won't know how to cancel it!
Mr. Brown (2010-09-08 11:43:59)
Love it, now hurry up and update your site you asshole! ;)
LOLOLOL (2010-09-08 11:43:25)
Laughed non stop. Hahahaha! In Debt Weekly and Anger Mgmt Journal..LOLOLOLOL!!
Crying (2010-09-08 11:42:16)
This is the first one that has made me cry in a while and it's totally embarrassing when your waiting to get your oil changed.
Daniel (2010-09-08 11:40:42)
Kicka$$! I keep checking the site all the time for updates and finally this arrived in the post! Well Done, another original, I too think you should send him some mags, just to make it more realistic!LMAO!
Rachael (2010-09-08 11:39:10)
I love waiting for these new emails! Great job...!! Haha
KiSummer (2010-09-08 11:35:53)
This guy has the money to buy a 400 dollar TV but has no car and is "home all day everyday" which probably means also no job! Haha what funny shit.
scarpe322 (2010-09-08 11:29:52)
You're at it again! Please don't stay away so long next time. I need my fix!!!! LMAO..another great read!!
scottee (2010-09-08 11:17:09)
Good one, made me laugh a couple of times :)
Steve (2010-09-08 11:15:41)
Classic, well done!
dunca n (2010-09-08 11:15:37)
I love golden showers
do (2010-09-08 11:07:53)
This is an instant classic! This guy must be a grade A douchebag. 42" flatscreen for under $500, has no car, is home all day, and he wants someone to bring it to his house. I can only imagine what a POS this guy looks like.
randomguy (2010-09-08 11:04:18)
Awesome. You should mail him some magazines.
Mary Auditore (2010-09-08 11:02:56)
Omg he was so pissed, that made me lol while I'm at work!!
Guy (2010-09-08 10:59:14)
Second
brilliant (2010-09-08 10:57:00)
ADG)(H*W#$T{)Y*(#T I think I'm going to start typing like that when I'm angry.
Dave The Helper (2010-09-08 10:48:13)
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