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Lenny's Acid Trip
Posted at: 2010-03-09 10:46:33
Original ad:
Do not Use Lenny the Mechanic:
He has an ad on here for car repairs and I asked him to fix my blown head gasket. He showed up to my house, broke a bunch of parts and left. He has been avoiding me ever since. DO NOT USE THIS GUY.
Lenny, if you are reading this, you owe me an explanation.

From Me to ***************@***********.org:

Hey,

My apologies for bailing on your car. I know I have been hard to contact; I lost my phone and had to get a new e-mail address. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.

Lenny

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

You could start by explaining yourself...

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Well, I was pretty baked when I showed up, and I had just eaten a bag of shrooms and taken three hits of acid. I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in, but I was wrong. While I was disconnecting the sensors, I started tripping pretty hard. At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench, and then ran back to my car and got the hell out of there. I'm not sure what happened after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a church confessional booth two days later. When I got back to my house, the State Police were there and told me they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away. Needless to say, it has been a crazy weekend for me. That is why I was unable to fix your car.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Uh...not sure what to take from all that. You deemed it a good idea to take drugs before working on my car because...why?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Honestly I forgot I had to work on your car. I remembered after I took the shrooms and acid. Once I get my car back from the police, I should be able to come over and finish working on your car. Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn. I was too embarrassed to go inside and ask to use the bathroom because it would have been obvious that I was tripping.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Unbelievable. I don't want you to do any more work on my car. I do want you to pay for the damage you did to my car. If you don't, I will take you to small claims court.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Whoa man, why are you being such a dick? Not cool. If anything, you should be paying me. I seriously fucked up my hand when I hit your intake manifold with the wrench. It feels like I fractured it. I don't have any health insurance, and seeing as I got injured under your employment, I think you are obligated to pay for my medical bills.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Not a chance in hell. I think all those drugs you took fried your brain - you're fucked in the head if you think any of this is acceptable. If you don't pay the damages, we are going to have a problem.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I'll take that as a yes?
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i'll take that as a yes...lol
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I had tears rolling down my face when I read this.Laugh? I almost bought my own beer!
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So evil lol
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"Sorry about the dump I took on your lawn" Priceless!!
Does no one get it? (2012-11-22 17:44:41)
The comments are really worrisome so here's what happened: Mike is pretending to be Lenny and lying about the drugs just to see the person's reaction, because Mike loves doing that. The real Lenny probably disappeared off the face of the earth.
Will2 (2012-11-18 09:01:51)
How did mike get lenny's emails???
Lenny Lover (2012-10-27 00:59:04)
This is by far my favourite article. "I seriously fucked up my hand" has me in stitches every time. Fuck everyone who's too stupid to follow this article. Quit commenting, retards.
jack sour (2012-10-14 20:11:06)
dude. best one yet. fuck yes!!
Dustin (2012-09-20 16:27:22)
Ha!
GIANT FLAMING ASSHO- (2012-07-28 01:06:45)
:D
@WTF? (2012-07-24 18:36:46)
Can't tell if acting stupid or just a troll.
Miss Sarcasm (2012-07-21 01:04:05)
VV Ohh, REALLY?!?!?!??!?!
WTF? (2012-07-10 16:08:00)
Lenny = Mike??? Mind = Blown
Penis (2012-07-04 16:56:20)
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Oh the shroom just hit in.m,asda.,md Colours;SAm.d
Lenny (2012-06-19 10:11:30)
Yeah, I finnally got out of jail! It was a hard time, but now I am finally free! Thanks to the guy who is guilty for all this, I really learned how to handle with my problems in jail aswell i learned to not taking drugs anymore..., wait what am I talk
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BEST!!!!!!!!!! :DD i love you Lenny <3
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izzz (2012-03-24 14:10:18)
@will it is mike douche nozzle u.u lol :p
Will (2012-03-11 13:23:48)
am i the only one thinking this is actually Mike?
jonie (2011-11-29 05:27:58)
actually i laughed my ass off reading this shit im higher then fuck my self
jonie (2011-11-29 05:27:28)
actually i laughed my ass off reading this shit
michael (2011-10-25 16:00:47)
whats funny about a 'blown head gasket'?..thats a common repair...
emoney (2011-10-11 00:44:03)
meh i've done more shrooms and acid together before, it's actually pretty mellow //am dead serious on this too ////THERE ARE SPIDERS ON ME RAHAAHAHAAAA
Zach (2011-10-05 13:26:38)
No one responded about the blown head gasket because were not morons and we know what a gasket is...
lollol (2011-09-21 14:49:23)
rofling so hard
ProudAnon (2011-09-01 14:30:14)
I don't even care if these aren't real they're still funny as hell either way!
asa (2011-08-28 21:05:02)
Lol i was wondering if these are real as well. It'd be nice for a screenie of the actual email. other then that these are great
Dear JJJackson (2011-08-22 00:23:33)
Yes they are real people. Oh, and its "they're" not "their". You sir, are a buffoon.
Zip (2011-08-09 05:17:26)
You are out of line Lenny! Don't get me wrong I still wanna get high with you again... but you are way out of line man!
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Hahah funny scene!!!! I'm not a mechanic but I feel the bro on the trip!!! As I agree one shud not work while tripping!!! Its always a lesson learnt n enjoyed!!! Party on n good health !! Boom
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Hahah funny scene!!!! I'm not a mechanic but I feel the bro on the trip!!! As I agree one shud not work while tripping!!! Its always a lesson learnt n enjoyed!!! Party on n good health !! Boom
JJJackson (2011-07-21 04:53:12)
Is this for real? Are these actuall people responding back? Because if so, their stupid...and the guy who does this website is a genius!
mavEr1ck (2011-07-13 09:20:24)
This has to be the best gag ever.....Shrooms & Acid... now thats a trip!
Troll (2011-07-05 00:10:55)
Oh...I see what u did there...well played sir, well played.
kaptin (2011-06-22 02:29:09)
HAHAH sorry about the dump i took on your lawn :,D
Black Rose Duelist (2011-06-08 00:31:18)
*face palm*
JAMES (2011-06-07 18:45:17)
FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS!
batpack (2011-05-26 06:40:34)
"At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench" :)
Mr. Doodles (2011-05-19 20:37:20)
I'm surprised none of you saw the "blown head gasket." Cracked me up before I read the full thing.
J (2011-05-14 19:08:21)
It's "Lenny" not Larry.
Arthur Kirkland (2011-05-11 10:46:06)
The drugs got Larry farther than the car would ever get the guy.
MAD MIKE'S MATE (2011-05-11 00:19:33)
Unbelievable... I too a shit in your front garden to
FuckYouLenny (2011-05-07 10:15:55)
Fuck you lenny you nigger!
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High-larious
Prickahol (2011-04-28 01:56:46)
Hey...when the fuck this ad got posted .... Shit man I was such a dolt to respond to this prick.. Fuck you man
FourDog101 (2011-04-20 23:59:50)
The thing I find funniest is that he doesn't even reply about the dump "Lenny" supposedly took on his lawn.
lenny (2011-04-17 00:15:44)
WTF??????
Lenny (2011-04-03 06:02:21)
Aw man, thanks for taking the rep bro, I seriously owe you a beer among other things.
Blake (2011-04-01 15:13:12)
Some of you obviously do not understand the concept of this website.. It is always the same person replying to these adds. He is just being funny.
holy crap. (2011-04-01 14:05:22)
Well done, my friend...weeeellll dooonnne.
Bob (2011-03-31 14:12:39)
damnit lenny...he messed up my car also.
Chris (2011-03-30 11:41:39)
I would loved to have been there car owner took the car to a real mechanic and explained how the last guy who worked on it took acid and bashed in the intake manifold because it was laughing at him.
Tim (2011-03-27 13:02:41)
Duuuuuuude.
Lenny (2011-03-23 09:28:37)
fuck you
Jolion (2011-03-22 18:42:18)
Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome
gjones (2011-03-22 08:13:03)
Imagine if Lenny read this? lmao!
Germ (2011-03-15 03:58:53)
Seriously, why did the email exchange end when it did? Was the victim really serious about the shroom offer? I think they actually did an exchange :D
Anonymouse (2011-03-10 07:18:10)
Pure gold, only sad part is Lenny The Mechanic probably got his throat slit, but other then that Amazing! :D
J (2011-03-06 16:31:18)
hahahaha i love how he wanted him to pay for his broken hand and thumbs up for LSD
Airdudewolff (2011-02-26 10:05:35)
...this guy is like the Shakespeare of Internet Comedy, you need a grammy or some shit man!!
SW (2011-02-25 14:08:10)
God some people are such trash! Lol.
Cow goes moo (2011-02-23 17:25:45)
Words can't describe how epic you are.
Wow (2011-02-22 13:28:50)
Holy shit Dodge Van, off the Internet with you.
Spongebob (2011-02-16 16:37:33)
ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES!?
Dodge Van (2011-02-15 02:20:23)
Fuc*ing Lenny, I am lucky I didn't letting him work on my van-he had a brused had. That guy should totally paid for his injuries.
DRAGONDOOD40000 (2011-02-14 23:44:23)
this isnt real right?
Seph (2011-02-12 19:00:14)
Fucking Lenny did the same shit to me!
hey barbara! (2011-02-11 15:26:05)
thats kindof the point hunny ;) but anonymous isnt faking
Maymie (2011-02-10 23:23:27)
Haha.. Funny and I LOVE the part where he's like 'Oh sorry I took a dump on your lawn'! Lol :-)
Josh01 (2011-02-03 00:45:26)
Hahaha way to go Barbara!
Anonymous (2011-02-03 00:44:50)
And so am I!
Lenny (2011-02-03 00:44:34)
Damn! I thought the shrooms weren't going to kick in..Wait! I'm just faking this.. DUH!
Barbara (2011-02-03 00:43:55)
Lord.. Okay, obviously, Lenny and anonymous are both faking for attention. How guilible are you guys? ... Watch.. I can be Lenny too.
Mikearian (2011-01-23 13:33:34)
*worships Mike*
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:') tears of joy.
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Haha this guy is my fucking hero :D
LOL (2010-12-31 14:32:34)
cant believe the guy didnt question the part about taking a shit on his lawn lol he shouldve started to realize the real lenny never took a shit. he probably doesnt even know what the intake manifold is so he wouldnt know if it was smashed or not.
Jack (2010-12-27 09:51:16)
Dude, this is so funny you are hilarious! i would have never thought to come up with this idea you should get paid for this stuff its genius!
philsh (2010-12-18 15:06:31)
awesome stuff...woke up naked in a church confessional...if i had a nickel
anonymous (2010-12-12 14:44:01)
"He showed up to my house, broke a bunch of parts and left" hahahahaha
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Wow, I never thought I could laugh that hard, I love this site
B (2010-12-03 11:01:43)
You are my hero
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My face hurts. At the part where you said "Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn." I literally pissed my pants. Thank you so much for putting this shit on the internet, I fucking love this website, I can't wait to read more.
britt from history (2010-11-17 19:33:12)
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OMFG!?!?!?! IS ANYNOMUS SERIOUSLY THE GUY?!?! THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
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This is pure art!
kim (2010-10-17 04:08:46)
"Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn." Oh my god, this is funny. I am officially in love with this site - You're fucken hilarious.
anonymous (2010-10-07 17:38:04)
Son of a bitch I thought this was between you, and me. Pay for the damages I found you f***ing website you d***. PS: Yes the acid would be a nice down payment.
ohmigod (2010-10-05 14:08:13)
"I'll take that as a yes?" HilARious!
Rinky (2010-10-03 13:46:33)
If only Lenny would have been at Woodstock he would have known to stay away from the brown acid.
mac (2010-09-23 17:59:55)
Dude that's funny shit and fuck all the haters I was haven a shitty day untill I was told about this from a coworker u made my day lol
Lmbao (2010-09-23 17:05:44)
Yo, this dude is funny as hell. This sight is definitely on my top 5 now
poor Lenny (2010-09-08 14:20:37)
Did he really get sued? That would blow! But this shit is funny as hall!
nicxter (2010-08-22 03:30:18)
haha LOL mike sure knows how to have fun :))
Big Shot (2010-08-20 15:34:09)
Shut up Lenny.
lenny (2010-08-17 21:18:24)
god damn it i am in debtors prison because of this jerk! My only hope is that my rich uncle from australia wills me some money when he passes.
Lenny (2010-08-04 20:33:09)
Imma gonna sue this dude for id theft. prepare to die bitch
anonymous (2010-07-21 05:29:16)
I'll take that as a yes?
Sarah (2010-07-14 23:47:52)
I absolutely love this one!!!
watthefuk (2010-07-07 11:10:58)
UR A GENIUS!
Jennifer (2010-07-01 13:47:26)
I love you so hard.
Sarasylum (2010-06-30 21:19:32)
I am now addicted to your web page! Dude, I love you! Have my children!
Jacob Blacks Bitch (2010-06-25 16:06:21)
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob Blacks Bitch (2010-06-25 16:05:52)
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenny (2010-06-24 14:24:36)
Anybody else need their cars fixed?
oh and (2010-06-18 21:37:16)
and veronica is next... she's here too
ok (2010-06-18 21:36:40)
just for the record, margaret is suckin my dick right now bye
Krystal (2010-06-18 16:22:33)
Lenny, did she really report you??
Krystl (2010-06-18 16:09:49)
Lol I loves it! "whoa man, why are you being such a dick? Not cool." Lol
Lenny (2010-06-18 14:49:21)
Thanks loads--I just got the small claims Judgment in the mail today for $3000.00--in the Judge's statement of decision, he put that "Lenny was under the influence of drugs while negligently repairing Plaintiff's car." I have been on the w
Veronica Helman (2010-06-16 21:43:12)
Thats fuckin awsome
iFoundNemo (2010-06-16 20:57:38)
Haha <3
h8 (2010-06-16 11:23:18)
"OM effin G!!! " Fag.
Margaret is a Skank (2010-06-15 15:41:53)
Mike, you are pretty funny, dude. Apparently, my skank-ass girlfriend is now in love with you. Thanks for taking her off my hands, man. You might want to elevate your crazy-chick alert to NAZI FLAMING RED! Good luck!
Margaret (2010-06-15 12:28:49)
Mike, it's possible that I'm in love with you.
Fred (2010-06-15 10:56:45)
1st time here. I have to say I NEVER had this much enjoyment since the internet was given to us. OM effin G!!! THIS site is what the internet was made for ;) I just about took a dump in my pants reading this one :p Keep up the great work Lenny :)
Dr Impossible (2010-06-15 09:42:24)
"I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?" lol'd
Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 07:24:15)
LOL "I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in" LOL
Lenny (2010-06-14 11:48:26)
Can you please remove this, im not a drug user. Why you would put that is stupid. Not cool man, not cool.
Louise (2010-06-10 06:19:18)
You are a genius!!! Love it :)
_._ (2010-06-09 19:28:35)
ur fhuckin hilarious
tori (2010-06-08 10:56:30)
lmao all of this is jokes,
Kentra (2010-06-08 04:31:13)
hahhaha, lol!
Kyndall (2010-06-06 15:52:10)
I think I'm in love... I don't know if it's the same person or multiple people pulling off these ridiculous jokes...but whoever it may be...I love you. Can I have you?
Gem Andrews (2010-06-04 09:03:00)
hahahahaha..
Ricky Celis (2010-06-02 01:36:10)
In my life have a I ever laughed so effen hard. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING BROCHACHO!!!!!!! This is good shit man.
Midget Man (2010-05-31 09:24:24)
We like to be called little people
Oberst Minga (2010-05-29 12:36:36)
I think I must have ate some funny shrooms in my lunch risotto- I am commenting on wrong page. Entschuldigung, jawohl?
Oberst Minga (2010-05-29 12:31:42)
The alcohol bottle is an excellent idea- though I would only fill it a 1/4 full. Better to spend the rest on getting wife drunk for some fun. Having had two screamers (boy and girl- both like air raid sirens) I would thoroughly recommend my grandmothe
Dave (2010-05-27 02:54:45)
"At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me." Perfect
KAPOW!!! Batman!! (2010-05-26 12:59:02)
Funny....as hell!!!!!
LOL (2010-05-24 22:48:29)
LOOK AT THE SECOND COMMENT C=
Snuffilm (2010-05-23 20:00:10)
What a jerk this Lenny guy is. Doing illegal drugs at work ??!!
Ellen M. (2010-05-21 14:59:32)
This is like Ted Nancy on steroids. I can't breathe. Thanks for the laughs.
L (2010-05-17 21:09:58)
Hahaha, only someone who has actually done shrooms know you buy them by the eighth. Good work.
uncle fartbuckle (2010-05-14 16:02:55)
if you don't like this site go back to disney.com/myspace/whatever faggot shit you like to do. this is HILARIOUS and anyone who disagrees is a terrorist.
Dutchguy (2010-05-07 13:28:03)
I bet you a case of beer, the guy actually went outside to check for turds on his lawn... too funny!
anonymous (2010-05-04 07:28:51)
penis
Pyrestriker (2010-04-29 07:06:01)
This really needs to go to the top rated section... It's an instant classic!
Lenny (2010-04-28 21:19:49)
Please stop impersonating me.
Tigger the Nigger (2010-04-26 01:14:55)
hey wasup fool. Wanna buy some crack? I got some fat rocks that is gonna fuck yo shit up like Lenny
get_real (2010-04-23 22:20:11)
I'm no lawyer, but I would think it'd be pretty easy for the real Lenny to prove that he didn't send this, what with Gmail tracking users' IP addresses & such.
Estaban Martinez (2010-04-21 12:43:31)
The great thing about this one is that this email exchange might get brought up in court.
Nub Underwriter (2010-04-21 10:34:12)
You may think with your witty banter that you have a mere speck of potential to do anything remotely productive with your life. but you dont. A never will be, if you prefer. Go lenny!
whatever (2010-04-16 18:08:25)
Imagine what happens with Lenny takes the actual guy to small claims court and shows this e-mail. Haha!
Dee (2010-04-14 20:35:03)
I still want to scr (fuck it!) rape duncan.. he made me hot
heyuthere (2010-04-13 18:35:20)
fuck off fagss
(2010-04-13 12:08:28)
Fucking children is a good thing. Gtfo moralfags.
J (2010-04-09 11:40:12)
nice
Natalie (2010-04-07 13:23:54)
I agree with Melissa...whoever posted that he f**** children needs to be shot!
Melissa (2010-04-07 10:17:07)
For the last comment you nasty fucker you should have your dick cut off and fed to you and die a slow death
suckmahcock (2010-04-04 17:47:30)
well....if he doesnt want them.......i'll take them......i mean...its such a waste otherwise if that guy doesnt take them. that asshole.
2squirtdaddy4 (2010-04-02 22:11:53)
hey fuckface did ya ever think maybe he has a life outside this site? Moron!
Jean Luc (2010-03-29 20:44:31)
i think this whole asswhole skit is great. as i always say "assholes live a long life, they're every where"
Jakey (2010-03-27 19:33:26)
Lmfao thats pretty amazing
buzzkill (2010-03-27 14:42:00)
the fucking assholes pushing dude to update more with criticism of this site are worse than the bitch who wants graphic art and branding for free--get a fucking life start your own site, assnuts wtf
Lenny (2010-03-26 23:20:17)
JK
Lenny (2010-03-26 23:19:48)
who evr owns this site is about to get into huge trouble. im Lenny and the litle fucker really did take me to small clames court and used dis convo as evidense. right now im in big trouble, im a get you!
jonjon (2010-03-26 00:19:10)
LMFAO fucking funny!!
Anon (2010-03-23 16:03:50)
@Mr.Brown Just buy the book you fucker. Support him. And there's a bit more gold in there. Plus it has some commentary from him.
Mr. Brown (2010-03-23 14:24:41)
How often does he put up new posts? Anyone know if the book will have a substantial amount of new material, or is it basically just going to be this site in paperback?
Mike Partlow (2010-03-23 14:12:08)
Hurry the fuck up you fucking douche we want moar
Sky (2010-03-23 11:33:30)
Ez kurva j! Mg, mg!
Squirtdaddy4 (2010-03-23 11:32:33)
Need an update. There are funnier sites that update daily as opposed to once a month.
conker (2010-03-23 10:35:37)
yes please help us waste our time because theres no other websites out there...
Rimeh (2010-03-23 09:07:25)
daily updates ftw
megatron (2010-03-22 23:45:49)
I hate you
annonymous (2010-03-22 21:33:05)
moar
Dick (2010-03-22 16:43:42)
Update you asshole
fandemonium (2010-03-22 15:31:00)
book is already on sale!?! found it at B&Noble this wknd and couldn't fkng believe it. COFFEE MAKER FIGHT...hilarious
*inlove* (2010-03-22 14:34:44)
Patiently awaiting your next update my love. <3
Lenny (2010-03-22 11:21:22)
UPDATE!!!
nih (2010-03-22 03:34:16)
new one asswipe before i rape u
anonymous (2010-03-21 22:46:51)
wtf did all the original duncan posts get deleted? cant even check out why his name is so famous here
Dunkan (2010-03-21 20:29:56)
Loj
?Tim! (2010-03-21 19:54:46)
Is it possible u really don't get it? Does that really need to be explained to u? WTF? Dumb ass.
TIM! (2010-03-21 18:10:14)
why does it say me to *****????? this website could all be a fake !
Doncan (2010-03-21 01:04:48)
why cant i spell my name duncan right
Heyasshole (2010-03-20 11:03:27)
Just got my pre-ordered book! Love Bad Photographer. HAHAHAHA! Much more than I expected. : )
yeahhh (2010-03-20 10:01:22)
At one point the site creator had to disable the name Duncan from the comment section bc it was getting so bad bc people wouldn't stop bringing it up and pretending to be him. The end
yeahhh (2010-03-20 09:59:58)
Ever since then, people have been pretending to be him by doing the same thing. I think only the first one was him though.
Yeahhh (2010-03-20 09:58:37)
Duncan commented on one of the first posts explaining the obvious reasons why the post was funny.
canucks-suck (2010-03-20 07:01:28)
you should troll Canadians, they are the dumbest fucks around. Good one though, the guy is pretty unfazed though. Sounds like a cool customer.
CCCC (2010-03-19 20:01:44)
lol car found in a car-wash 50 miles away. but can some oldtimer exclain the whole 'Duncan' thing?
honey (2010-03-19 11:53:20)
Also, Underwriter: you are a tool. of COURSE every true fan on dontevenreply has an automatic RSS feed when their is a new post
honey (2010-03-19 11:50:30)
this one does look a little fake. But still FUnny! also funyy: "Justin (2010-03-17 00:38:44) I learned a lesson from this post. DO not try to eat cereal, smoke a bowl, and read emails from an asshole. " -- haha
? (2010-03-19 09:58:38)
Are these real?
treefiddie (2010-03-18 22:14:04)
I got to Well, "I was pretty baked when I showed up" And had to take a 2 minute laugh break. Another winner
ASShole (2010-03-17 23:17:12)
the book better be dedicated to Duncan...
RMR (2010-03-17 13:41:13)
"they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away" - gold, as always.
lolJustin (2010-03-17 11:27:15)
I myself was gasping for air reading this one. HAHAHAHA! Hysterical.
Justin (2010-03-17 00:38:44)
I learned a lesson from this post. DO not try to eat cereal, smoke a bowl, and read emails from an asshole. I laughed so hard that milk shot through my nose on this one and hit my packed bowl soaking the stuff it was packed with. Amazing read though!
ManBearPig (2010-03-16 19:57:00)
5 stars, Bravo.
uh (2010-03-16 14:18:37)
I find that hard to believe. seems fake
Anonynous (2010-03-16 13:27:56)
Best shit ever. It's funny cause it's funny. get it? .... get it? .... get it?
Bimbo (2010-03-16 12:18:55)
Mr. An asshole is funny. tehehe
hmmm (2010-03-15 20:44:24)
WTF?
Jimmy (2010-03-15 20:01:27)
sorry, "they get ... their imaginary friend."
Jimmy (2010-03-15 20:00:15)
I was inspired by the "It's funny because..." comments to snark my Christian friend's facebook crap with: "It's inspiring because you get comfort from their imaginary friend". Thank you Duncan, you rock!
Tiredofthis (2010-03-15 19:43:24)
UPDATE YOUR PAGE!!!
UnderWriter (2010-03-15 14:49:57)
I fondle Kangaroos.
commentingisgay (2010-03-15 03:22:38)
win
Mr. Tinklebritches (2010-03-14 22:58:00)
Classic Man, Classic
Wingate.Phd,Bsc,Hns. (2010-03-14 20:04:33)
Kin funny..........o joy..gud site..
christy200954@yahoo. (2010-03-14 19:32:17)
i think i had u as a mechanic
SW (2010-03-14 16:33:31)
This is really funny, but only because he pretends to be lenny the mechanic, hehe
Ovama (2010-03-14 09:20:36)
FIRST!
Jimmy (2010-03-14 03:57:34)
"I find it FUCKING hilarious when people comment saying that only retards comment on this site. WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AS WELL..." so does that mean you are a retard, and so am i? SWEEEEEET
SHANKSTER (2010-03-14 03:15:59)
Hey my name is shankster and pretty sure I don't have a 4 inch penis. On my package it said vagina included...... :( don't steal my name ok shrunken p.p.
Cooper (2010-03-13 20:07:16)
I smell like petroleum jelly and feces.
SHANKSTER (2010-03-13 19:52:12)
UnderWriter I want you to understand that I fully erect 4 inch penis for your butt. If you want lube you better bring it with you this time.
anonymous (2010-03-13 19:36:46)
I find it FUCKING hilarious when people comment saying that only retards comment on this site. WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AS WELL...
jim (2010-03-13 17:13:29)
the funnest part is the comments of people explaining WHY its funny... "It's funny because he pretended he was Lenny the deadbeat"... Thank you for that. Cleared it right up for me. I didnt laugh until i read this.
cheezestick (2010-03-13 16:55:36)
hahahaha you probably really screwed up something
Buck (2010-03-13 14:13:22)
Who would post an add to call somebody out?
Cooper (2010-03-13 12:01:27)
These comments are worse than youtube. A comment section is for saying how much you liked or disliked something, not for fucktarded e-politics.
The real God (2010-03-13 11:13:18)
i have dandruff
ellasmity (2010-03-13 03:42:56)
this one by far is my all-time fav!
JD (2010-03-12 15:34:02)
hahaha, this shit is fucking hilarious.
Shipman (2010-03-12 15:31:42)
Where's Duncan?
Sarah (2010-03-12 13:19:22)
Hah. I love it.
Dunca​n (2010-03-12 04:08:25)
LOL, you pretended to be Lenny even though you weren't. =D
Charles (2010-03-12 03:15:05)
It's funny because he pretended he was Lenny the deadbeat.
SHANKSTER (2010-03-12 01:25:49)
I want your babies, Asshole.
@Elc and Kevin (2010-03-11 21:11:22)
Why the hell are YOU guys commenting? that's fucking being bi-polar. Anyways, this was fucking hilarious. did someone/something really shit on his lawn? hahaha.
kevin00ryan (2010-03-11 19:00:58)
this site is pretty much awesome. anyone who comments on it, however, is not.
JayJayBrown (2010-03-11 18:35:32)
Holy fuck this site is good stuff. Where do you get all your idea to fuck around with all those ppl. /bake
Elc (2010-03-11 17:02:42)
The people who post comments on this site are retards.
Oh (2010-03-11 16:13:36)
Here we go again with the doctor of medicine shit. Give me a break. Who gives a flying fuck?
kefera (2010-03-11 12:04:34)
At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. LOL
Igor (2010-03-11 10:22:05)
I'll take that as a yes? that was great.
zebra (2010-03-11 10:11:59)
I didn't care for this one at all. Perhaps I just thought it was odd you posing for Lenny rather than just an anonymous jerk in general (I say that complimentary of course) but other than the joke about he should cover your healthcare since you were u
Homeboy (2010-03-11 09:35:34)
I hear you man. There are black jokes all over the place, as though if you're black then you just HAVE to be ignorant and lazy. Well I'm black and am studying to be a doctor of medicine.
bingo the ningo (2010-03-11 06:15:45)
probably the best so far!
Bitch (2010-03-11 02:26:27)
This is some good shit. lol
UndarWrightor (2010-03-11 01:01:31)
FUCK YOU!
Some Slut (2010-03-11 01:00:14)
I totally want to suck your cock
RJ Sampy (2010-03-10 22:58:37)
this emails is funny
HB (2010-03-10 20:35:34)
Fanstastic shit man, funny.
Dunkin (2010-03-10 18:45:45)
Hahaha it's funny cause.. oh wait. This was bad.
Dumbass (2010-03-10 16:09:17)
Yeah and then he'd link to this site so the guy would figure out he's not the real Lenny.
GOTHCLAWZ (2010-03-10 15:22:30)
That was hilarious! He could report your email ya'know.
Broham (2010-03-10 12:22:22)
Dropping acid AND shrooms at the same time is such a waste, bro. And never, EVER, work on a car while tripping. I'm serious.
Ale (2010-03-10 12:16:14)
LOL. best one yet... "the intake manifold was laughing at me" FTW!!!
anonymous (2010-03-10 11:17:50)
nope....
m cook (2010-03-10 11:16:16)
this stuff is too funny. we were crying from laughing so hard. made a work day great.
First (2010-03-10 10:46:28)
68th. Wohooooooo!
*inlove* (2010-03-10 10:17:34)
Want to fuck your brain. That is all.
Original UnderWriter (2010-03-10 10:10:02)
ahem, thief. Wow.
Orginal UnderWriter (2010-03-10 10:09:03)
ps boooo to you, username theif and retard caller! :-P
Original UnderWriter (2010-03-10 10:07:08)
(cont) of this website would entertain taking in an apprentice? - insert photo of me, hand raised and shaking like an overzealous student waiting to be called on -
Original UnderWriter (2010-03-10 10:05:57)
Yes, yee with the same moniker...I WAS and AM inspired by this website. I started it at the bottom - TL is my colleague but I do not know zz (although I think he's a good chap). Chinto and Smith18 were lured, one more than the other. Maybe the author
chintopod (2010-03-10 09:41:09)
Wow! I just realized it wasn't really the original UnderWriter. Boy am I a retard.
UnderWriter (2010-03-10 09:39:10)
I take it the the third UnderWriter was inspired by the website. I was the second one that called him a retard. He got you guys pretty good though, I wish I had continued.
A FAN (2010-03-10 09:16:42)
I love your writting, very funny and imaginitve! I must admit I've always wondered what happens with certain service people. LOVE YOUR "EXPLAINATION"! Hope you email the people you prank with the site so they can enjoy the joke too.
UnderWriter (2010-03-10 08:29:32)
(cont)me to "grow up" or "get a fucking life". Then soothe me with your sarcastic suggestion of therapy. I AM a "plague to society" and a serious threat to the underworld of 1s and 0s. I should be exiled! Banish me! (Cheerio)
wow (2010-03-10 08:25:21)
I love the drama on here. so many people take things too seriously... I dont know what is funnier, the email or the comments. They make me laugh just as much.
UnderWriter (2010-03-10 08:23:52)
(cont) y code. zz didn't fall for it, but I'm happy to know a couple of other did. Have you ever sought a marketing position with Tweeter? :)
UnderWriter (2010-03-10 08:19:13)
G'day, Chintopod! As I said to ryansmith18, my apologies. zz and TL knew my racket - but you fell for it harder than the average bear. I applaud your hypocrisy, however. Well done, mate. Stand tall and tear me to shreds for my "attacks". Tell
UnderWriter (2010-03-10 08:13:16)
ryansmith18 (or is it @ryansmith18?) - sorry for preying on you. I like to place the wording of my comments right on the border of pestering and self-deprication. This way I can suck the unwitting commenters into "putting me in my place" via binar
lilvanilla (2010-03-10 05:34:45)
rotflmao. u already kno.. stomach hurtin on dis one..
GAH (2010-03-10 04:52:20)
i raped every kid i have seen after reading this. Even raped my 1 year old daughter
-/ (2010-03-10 03:31:32)
oh crap lenny is screwed if he ever contacts this girl again
this shit (2010-03-10 02:30:01)
was better than your last one. still better than anything ive came up with
PrettyBird (2010-03-10 00:50:11)
LOL the Lenny commenter!!
PrettyBird (2010-03-10 00:48:30)
You are made of magic and win. Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard as your emails. Keep them coming :)
Supra98 (2010-03-10 00:38:07)
dude that was EPIC!!
Badger,mushroom!!!!! (2010-03-09 23:23:26)
"I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?" Bahahahahahahahahaahaa, this site has become my everyday visit place ;)
chintopod (2010-03-09 22:45:38)
siness attacking people on the internet for commenting. Seriously, you need to get a therapist if that angers you to this point. People like you are a plague on society. How about being kind to your fellow man, mate.
chintopod (2010-03-09 22:44:29)
UnderWriter, get a fuckin' life, mate. You have no reason to attack people. You know how many times I've stumbled around to this site and coincidentally seen that it has just been updated? Grow the hell up and act like an adult. You have no bu
asd (2010-03-09 22:26:07)
Probably the Best one here QFT
anonymous (2010-03-09 22:25:43)
Probably the Best one here QFT
Matt (2010-03-09 21:47:12)
Not the funniest one here, but still funnier than most of the rest of the internet combined. Great twist on the usual concept though...answering complaint posts opens up a world of opportunities....
bored (2010-03-09 19:17:05)
your slacking man, come on, lets get back to some good stuff again
NinjaFace (2010-03-09 18:50:00)
An exciting twist on your classic formula. The execution wasn't quite as funny as the idea that you made him think you were Lenny, but it was still good.
GOD (2010-03-09 18:48:17)
Probably the Best one here
omg (2010-03-09 18:09:50)
kewl
Follower (2010-03-09 17:39:49)
Hey Man..Finally this was one for the ages. I am glad the old you is back w/some funny shit. Thanks for the laugh!
not (2010-03-09 17:07:59)
as good as your best ones
Ryan (2010-03-09 16:54:13)
One of my favorite ones ever! :)
Jack Worthing (2010-03-09 16:54:07)
Like someone said, after your disguisable weapons episode you're going to have to be really good to be hilarious again. But you're a friggin' genius!
penis throat (2010-03-09 16:49:50)
suck my throat
jmw59 (2010-03-09 15:48:14)
whoa man, not cool :)
Eric Elvis (2010-03-09 15:00:02)
hahaha... I thought I could fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in.... I love the logic!
lol (2010-03-09 14:46:26)
UnderWriter is just jealous of not having the first comment
Hot Carl (2010-03-09 13:59:39)
K, make more damn add pranks!! Stop slackin and get to work! I need entertainment from my day job jesas.
LOL (2010-03-09 13:39:00)
Yyeah, the dump was a great touch. Touche! LOL
doug (2010-03-09 13:12:51)
Great one!
xs (2010-03-09 13:11:50)
Ha! That was good. It would really be funny if the dude takes Lenny to small claims and tries to use the email as evidence.
anonymous (2010-03-09 12:45:47)
"sorry for the dump I took on your lawn".....Just to add to it all. Absolutely priceless
ryansmith18 (2010-03-09 12:39:56)
simply replied, informing you that we found out via the author's tweet. It's just a good tool for spreading info quickly. Has nothing to do with your disinterest in the service.
JayDMusic (2010-03-09 12:39:23)
This is the greatest thing ever.
ryansmith18 (2010-03-09 12:38:31)
@UnderWriter - He wasn't suggesting you join Twitter so that you can microblog or anything like that. You need to calm the hell down and lose the self righteous attitude. You asked a question, "how are there 3 people in 4 minutes...," and he
Dove (2010-03-09 12:35:06)
Great one!
paddy (2010-03-09 12:33:12)
brilliant man,love d 'dump on ur lawn'!F*ckin QUALITY!
www.guildftpd.com (2010-03-09 12:28:22)
Hilarious.... I hope the guy actually tries sue... that would be absoultely hilarious to hear in court!
hahahaha! (2010-03-09 12:18:53)
The intake manifold laughing at you! LOLOLOL
TL (2010-03-09 11:30:24)
I am like a god damn ninja
UnderWriter (2010-03-09 11:19:41)
I don't know, zz. That TL guy might have more than just a 6th sense goin' on. lol
zz (2010-03-09 11:16:07)
wow, now i think i should quit twitter and start learning to trust my senses.. thank you guys!
UnderWriter (2010-03-09 11:11:36)
See, zz, the brain is truly mightier than the Tweet! TL posted in a blazzzzing 2 minutes flat - but that in your twit pipe and smoke it!
TL (2010-03-09 11:09:06)
I don't follow on twitter and I was posting 2 minutes after it was listed. My 6th sense.
Underwriter (2010-03-09 11:08:11)
I seem to have misplaced my pants.
UnderWriter (2010-03-09 11:06:39)
Orrrr I shouldn't get a twitter account, zz. Why bother with the micro blogging and self-importance when I can just wait for a couple minutes to make fun of someone else for something I'm essentially doing the same thing as?
chyea (2010-03-09 11:03:34)
haha finally you posted another one, make them weekly ATLEAST come on man these things are genius
UnderWriter (2010-03-09 11:02:02)
I didn't realize that I commented 2 minutes after the guy I was telling to get a life. I am a gigantic retard.
zz (2010-03-09 10:57:41)
there is this thing called twitter. i think you should get a twitter account and then i hope you'll be able to understand how we comment on a new post so quickly.
scott (2010-03-09 10:56:52)
Hahaha this one is gold
zz (2010-03-09 10:54:33)
wow lenny is in trouble
UnderWriter (2010-03-09 10:54:03)
Are you guys refreshing this page all day, just waiting to comment? I love this site, too...don't get me wrong...but how are there three people already commenting in the first 4 minutes? Get a hobby!
RA24 (2010-03-09 10:52:21)
In on two.
Lenny (2010-03-09 10:50:15)
Not cool man
TL (2010-03-09 10:48:33)
Great Stuff, cant' get enough

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