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Tree Removal Barter
Posted at: 2010-01-22 02:20:47
Original ad:
i need a grille not the cole kind but the gas kind. i will barter my skill as a landscaper in turn for a good grille if u need any kind of landscape work
From Me to **************@***********.org:

Hello,

I saw your ad looking for a grill in exchange for your landscaping skills. Do you do tree removal? If so, there is a very expensive grill in it for you.

Thanks,

Mike

From josh ******* to Me:

yes

From me to josh *******:

Great! There is a pine tree that has been bothering me and I want it cut down. You won't have to remove it. It hasn't been a problem until about two years ago when it got much taller. My problem with it is that it is obscuring the view to my neighbor's upstairs bathroom window. I used to have a perfect view of the neighbor's wife changing in the bathroom every day. She had great tits and an ass that was out of this world. It really completed my morning whenever I caught a glimpse of her. Now that this damn pine tree is in the way, I can't see a thing.

If you could go onto my neighbor's property and cut the tree down while they are at work, I will let you take the grill that is outside on their patio. I'm not sure what brand it is, but it is a gigantic propane grill. It looks really nice.

If they ask about it, I will tell them that a huge storm happened while they were at work, and the wind blew the tree over and blew the grill away. Meanwhile you will be enjoying a delicious salisbury steak from your new grill, and I wil be enjoying my neighbor's hot wife as she steps into the shower.

They usually leave for work around 7:30 AM during the week, and come back home around 6:00 PM. If you could have it done before they get back on Monday, that would be great.

Thanks,

Mike

From josh ******* to Me:

wat the fuck r u smoking dude? so i cut down ur neigbors tree and u let me steal his grille. what a grate deal ass hole. how bout i just take the grille and dont cut down the tree u fuck

From me to josh *******:

You don't know where his house is, so how are you going to steal the grill? I think my information in exchange for your services is a fair trade. I'll even let you come over for a few beers afterward, and we can watch the wife in the bathroom from my bedroom window.

Mike

From josh ******* to Me:

i dont want a stolen grille i want a real grille u retard wat da fuck is ur problem. and i dont give a shit bout naked neigbor u fuckin perv

From me to josh *******:

I assure you that this grill is real. By cutting down the tree, you are earning the grill and it will not be stolen. Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle.

Mike

From josh ******* to Me:

ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!!

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To Everyone (2013-01-13 19:57:49)
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He should have taken that deal. Just think, he could be grilling up a salisbury steak right now.
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Love how the second that his sexuality is questioned, he goes into a blind anti-gay frothing rant.
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idk what this guy is getting mad about ... sounds like a great deal to me ..
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That landscaper is so professional. He can't even spell "great" or "grill." What an idiot.
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@Grunsh "I think that Josh just got trolled" Oh, REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!
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I think that Josh just got trolled
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You should of called the cops and show him that email. Two weeks later he would of been arrested.
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Hildegain ... Whats ur deal with hating on the greatest coutry on earth.... I wonder why everyone wanna come here ??? Probably because losers like you live wherever they are coming from.. Why dont you try insuling an American to his face instead of online
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To comments below... (2012-06-18 12:07:27)
Grill can be spelled both ways.
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Josh has terrible grammar and can't spell to save his life. What good is an insult if it look like a moron because you spelled it wrong?
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and it ends in profanity, ahhh 'mericans.
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He doth protest too much.
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I love how Josh flips out when Mike mentions him watching the husband. Lol. I think someone got a bit defensive xD
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Wow that guy has horrible grammar.
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" I'll even let you come over for a few beers afterward, and we can watch the wife in the bathroom from my bedroom window." Favorite part!
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"I will tell them that a huge storm happened while they were at work, and the wind blew the tree over and blew the grill away" LOL!
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"i want a real grille u retard.".... At least Mike knows how to spell. I hate my generation.
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Gnar dog man, you's a straight up gnar dog. Every one I read get's more epic than the last.
Guilherme (2011-02-20 22:42:15)
ur the faggot!!!11
Sam (2011-02-11 00:26:41)
man that guy knows how to spell...he obviously graduated 4th grade...maybe
Luke (2011-02-05 23:40:29)
777 facebook shares!
Tats (2011-02-03 17:58:38)
omg that was smth aahaahaah last phrase just made me cry lol!!!!!!!!!
Henk (2011-01-20 03:33:13)
Fucking love it. How do we rate the emails? I see no button?
anonymous (2010-12-03 06:37:39)
I like how he says "grille" instead of "Grill" Even though in the emails Even though mike says grill right he still Says it wrong and "grate" instead of "great"
Pork (2010-11-24 12:21:48)
Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle.
Pete (2010-11-23 10:01:12)
Trim the bush!!
Tayblu (2010-11-09 17:52:18)
lol! i fucking love this sight! but i do not appreciate the reference to bi-sexual personals. but either way this sight makes my day!!!
anonymous (2010-11-06 16:10:28)
josh is a terrible speller. he can buy a different "grille"
anymouse (2010-11-05 17:47:15)
lol @ salisbury steak on the grill
Julia (2010-10-24 08:40:03)
"If you could go onto my neighbor's property and cut the tree down while they are at work, I will let you take the grill that is outside on their patio. " - aha-ha-ha don't understand why he is so upset
chels (2010-10-24 07:32:17)
Well, at least he spelled "piece" right.
G (2010-10-21 09:40:10)
If she's hot, I'll take the deal- LOL This site makes my miserable days better!
Елена (2010-10-16 09:52:01)
Елена
HaileySAUR (2010-10-11 12:25:17)
Goodness, what an illiterate fuck.
-_- (2010-10-08 15:05:53)
No need for the homophobia
This is awesome (2010-10-06 00:48:39)
I got a headache from laughing at this lol. Great work! :]
madddddd (2010-10-05 14:12:09)
I notice two "t"s in the last "shitt" -- that dude was maddddddd!
Checkered_Pie (2010-09-19 17:11:29)
I've noticed that when they think you're a stupid ass, their spelling dumbs down to lolspeak.
anonymous (2010-09-10 17:20:25)
Nasty boi!
Chairman (2010-09-06 21:50:32)
"Meanwhile you will be enjoying a delicious salisbury steak from your new grill, and I will be enjoying my neighbor's hot wife as she steps into the shower." CLASSIC!
Mike (2010-08-04 17:40:54)
@Eric U obviously didn't graduate middle school(comma) dumbshit(exclamation) U don't even understand proper sentence syntax(comma), yet ur dumbass is giving instructions(period) Now go cut down that tree u raging faggot!
Robbie - Australia (2010-08-02 20:20:25)
"fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!!" He is obviously a linguist.
CyberPolice (2010-07-22 16:24:06)
"Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle." XDDDDDD
laughing (2010-07-21 16:27:37)
i can't believe how angry people get lol
Eric (2010-07-21 03:30:55)
@Bub You're retarded, a "comma" is a symbol that means a pause, not to be mistaken with a Period. Are you still in middleschool dumbshit?
lolwut (2010-07-21 00:11:09)
he likes naked chicks so how is he a cocksucker?
Bub (2010-07-19 16:53:04)
@ Dan-o You should put a period after the word grill, hypocrite.
observer (2010-07-13 17:14:01)
love how every person you reply to, end their messages in blatantly homophobic and racist manners. i guess you have to be a middle america racist homophobe ingrate to actually post these ridiculous requests... so keep up the good work Mike!
Hmmm... (2010-07-11 19:08:47)
"dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker"... Wow. Could that even be considered a real insult?
Sum guy (2010-07-08 16:24:47)
A grille goes between the headlights of your car, you use a grill to make food. People are so stupid in 2010... WTF. Also, super fuckin' funny.
BiggerFan (2010-07-01 10:15:05)
@Bigfan, Don't you get the dotted red lines when you type? Oh wait "spellings," not "grammarz." My bad; sorry.
BigFan (2010-06-28 07:06:56)
The dudes' a freak.. check his spellings out.. like a kid! dont' he get the dotted red lines when they type?
Joe (2010-06-26 00:48:00)
@David thats what she said
anonymous (2010-06-24 21:28:44)
grille
DUDE (2010-06-24 01:15:51)
notice how defensive he gets when you bring the gay factor into play?
David (2010-06-10 23:58:30)
I LOL'd hard at the end.
David (2010-06-10 23:58:25)
I LOL'd hard at the end.
Dan-O (2010-06-04 18:02:42)
What an illiterate landscaper! No wonder you can't afford a grill, you can't even put a sentence together!
Bloodwolf (2010-06-01 10:53:20)
hey mariah....he didn't cuss it was the other guy....don't blame poor mike
Mariah (2010-05-31 16:09:24)
It was good till I got to the end there's no need for the language like that, plus it ruined the rest of the email for me. Just please don't next time.
fap, fap fap (2010-05-29 13:05:06)
Classic: "I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle."
Grille (2010-05-28 12:52:01)
Learn how to spell grill! haha "what a grate deal" he's so well educated he can't even afford his own grille :)
matt (2010-05-27 05:22:47)
mike, you are the man! its funny as hell to because i love fucking with people over the net, my college roommates always says imma dick for it too
meanwhile (2010-05-26 13:41:24)
meanwhile you'll be enjoying a salisbury steak on your new grille :D
Reader (2010-05-23 23:25:25)
R these real? o.o
anonymous (2010-05-13 15:57:56)
Don't you just love how the idiot only COMPLETELY loses his shit after he suggested he was gay? Sounds like someone's a little touchy on the subject...
jgabrielle (2010-04-30 18:09:02)
LMAO. I love how the guy still wanted to steal the grill...wtff lol haha
dave (2010-04-20 19:17:59)
hilarious!
Mike (2010-04-20 06:22:46)
Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. HAHAHAHAAHAHH
jessica (2010-04-19 21:35:49)
wow that guy needs to learn how to spell... haha that was fucking hilarious I LOVE YOU!!!
H Mills (2010-04-07 17:37:43)
lol i love how all these people think that hes actually serious
blaine (2010-04-05 22:23:22)
wow this guy really enjoys expressing his illiteracy via internet
sophia (2010-04-05 15:36:05)
hahhahahha he wants a real grille!
Chris (2010-03-26 19:48:18)
When are one of these morons going to actually going to make a deal with him? That would be awesome.
Mike (2010-03-25 18:17:58)
this one is hilarious!
Mr. Brown (2010-03-23 11:13:29)
How often does he put new posts up? Anyone know if the book has substantial new material?
Kody can has nachos? (2010-03-20 12:40:15)
"i dont want a stolen grille i want a real grille u retard " "I assure you that this grill is real." The.Funny.
lolwut (2010-03-20 01:28:50)
comments are the best! you are all faggots.
tom (2010-03-15 09:48:06)
"I'm not one to judge your lifestyle." LOL
PussyEATER666 (2010-03-14 09:03:18)
I don't get this.Is any of it real? Is this all fiction?
@ Ding (2010-03-13 20:41:58)
Easy, I just wait till you go to school. Then I have sex with your mom until she is exhausted, and then I use the computer in your bedroom.
drew (2010-03-11 21:44:33)
hilarious how he calls you a fag, but uses the words dick and cock 3 times right after... interesting people on the internet are...
8====B (2010-03-06 18:49:01)
LOL
? (2010-03-05 13:46:05)
l
DeMoN (2010-03-04 12:31:46)
wow
ROFL (2010-03-04 12:31:24)
ROFL
DeMoN (2010-03-03 05:34:19)
Definately among the best posts here! The whole room was cracking up when i read it.
Sailcat (2010-02-27 14:57:22)
I am in awe of your talents! This is way beyond funny! Two thumbs, way up!
Mac (2010-02-26 15:03:50)
these are awesome
poes (2010-02-25 03:52:59)
and just what the heck is a stereotypical foreigner you prejudiced xenophobic wanker? also this one wasn't so funny..
missy (2010-02-23 22:46:19)
eh wasn't that funy...
FUCKYOUSOUTHAFRICA (2010-02-23 18:33:13)
Name says it all, god damn Africans. . .
UKkid (2010-02-21 19:57:22)
Wow fuckuyanks... Stereotypical foreigner that obviously doen't know anything about the Americans. Go back to school.
FuckuYanks (2010-02-21 08:31:32)
U fuckin americans look how worked up u all get.. Relax man.. From South africa
skew (2010-02-20 03:52:48)
lmoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Golden Boy (2010-02-18 03:16:55)
One my favorites you have done!
RD58 (2010-02-17 18:37:26)
i swear on my life that is my freshman college roommate his name was josh, he took landscaping, his typing is exactly how he types/talks - i can picture him saying this hahahahahaha
Somali (2010-02-16 21:45:30)
when ever the people reply it always sounds like its a somali kid typing. fuken faget fuker! ur a faget fuker!
Dita (2010-02-15 22:09:12)
I love the way he assures him that a) the grill is real, LMAO, and b) he isn't judging him for his presumed gay lifestyle. Hilarious.
stonker (2010-02-15 18:55:56)
@Ding - Yeh I wonder about that too.
Chocolate Starfish (2010-02-15 16:51:53)
This guy is a genius like Paris Hilton's a genius. He knows just how to rape intertards like all of you until your ass bleeds. You're all little screaming tweenies waiting for his next perfume to come out...and so am I. Yea.
Kanye Westicles (2010-02-14 15:52:34)
why would anyone put an ad up bartering his service for a grill? that's just stupid haha
Reverend Hotdog (2010-02-13 18:04:46)
I preordered your book because it will make suitable material for whiping my ass when I'm done taking my shits.
thesmokingman (2010-02-13 18:00:33)
Well then, I'm gonna go have a smoke.
anonymous (2010-02-12 21:54:18)
wow this made me cry from laughing so hard. thank you!
Rory (2010-02-12 06:43:06)
Once again, Americans being unpleasant to each other. This kind of thing "ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!!" is just unnecessary, not to meantion awful gramitacally, and totally meaningless.
nigger (2010-02-11 00:16:43)
the dude who wrote the add for this is a fucking moron, can't spell worth shit and he got trolled hard. lmao
gdawg (2010-02-10 21:38:11)
`ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!!` Are most people really this high-strung? This country needs a collective blowjob.
Tim (2010-02-10 19:38:07)
Perfect, funniest by far imo:D.
Bob (2010-02-10 16:43:43)
lord have mercy, the people you email are crazy, usa is a really weird country
Ding (2010-02-10 13:27:56)
Holy crap, half of the commenters here are just as bad as the people the site pokes fun at. How do you dumb fucks even manage to get on the Internet?
Yessa (2010-02-10 11:12:44)
@heyATderb hurts when he pees
duud (2010-02-10 03:03:19)
Lol love thefags in here
Stan (2010-02-08 22:16:39)
My reason for cancelling was author cancels comments on his bee-lawg. FUCK YOU
Stan (2010-02-08 22:13:47)
You want to delete comments my pre-order has been cancelled.
Lmfao (2010-02-08 17:11:58)
And i thought mike was the biggest asshole ever lol
Anonymous (2010-02-07 23:28:44)
God! I just wanna kill idiots who can't spell.
anonymous (2010-02-05 19:34:45)
this is so lovely. it made me laugh out loud. really! you are a great writer.
eric (2010-02-05 19:07:42)
Josh just can't be an adult he writes like a 5-year-old.
Hey (2010-02-05 16:31:54)
Yeah, I said it. FUCK YOU'RE BOOK! I AINT BUYING SHIT! POST ANOTHER ONE YOU SKEEZER!!
Lulzy Leopard (2010-02-05 00:24:26)
lol at "throat-choking you with a cock". That is pure comedy gold...gold that this guy won't be getting from me!
U lag (2010-02-05 00:02:48)
Takes tooo long to get new ones! Should be 1 a week :)
anonymous (2010-02-05 00:00:23)
fucking pro trolling
YES (2010-02-04 21:35:31)
I had a really shitty day at work....BUT when I read this....THIS was AWESOME!!
fuck u (2010-02-04 17:36:09)
yo faggot post a new one i need my fix faggot i will eat u faggot
@ @ Freezer (2010-02-04 13:38:48)
if anything he gets like 3 cents for each click on his ads.
come on (2010-02-04 13:37:15)
POST MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WildlyBland (2010-02-04 13:31:54)
This guy is my hero.
Iagreew/yadumbfucks (2010-02-04 08:52:00)
What a bunch of whiny fucktards some of u people are.
Ya dumbfucks (2010-02-04 06:54:28)
Reading this website has not cost you one goddamn cent. If you don't want to pay for the book, no one is throat-choking you with a cock to make you buy it, so don't.
Yes!! (2010-02-04 01:21:56)
I preordered your book on Amazon it ws cheaper than barnes and noble
douchebag (2010-02-03 23:59:14)
this guy is such a tweet come on now...u made a lot of money of us
anonymous (2010-02-03 23:23:44)
he said its 60% new content
So... (2010-02-03 22:04:11)
I noticed the ad for his book on the side bar. Is it just going to be the same stuff I can read on here for free? Why the hell would I buy that?
@ Freezer (2010-02-03 15:05:42)
the reason he doesn't update half the time, and also doesn't have an RSS feed is bc he gets money everytime you come back to check to see if their is a new one.. is everything clicking together for you now?
Freezer (2010-02-03 13:30:10)
Great material here, but please update this site more than once every two weeks.. I swear I check 3-4 times / day, just hoping there is a new one.
ben (2010-02-03 13:28:27)
Stop whining turds.. this is obviously just a hobby. Great stuff keep it up bro! To the chubs crying, put your helmets back and and break out the crayons...
twat (2010-02-03 11:14:01)
wow.. this site is turning into such a fail. update cockhead!
? (2010-02-03 10:22:48)
2Grayman19-what the fuck is ur point?????
@a (2010-02-02 22:11:13)
I respectively request a be banned and sent to meat spin.
grayman19 (2010-02-02 21:42:31)
i just received an awesome spam email today from one "fedex._101.@live.com". Dear customer, You have a Package that is registered with us for shipping. However, the content is a Bank Draft worth is $800 000.00 USD (Eight Hundred Thousand US
a (2010-02-02 21:34:06)
I can't believe you have a book. You're site isn't even that good
fukshit (2010-02-02 19:35:03)
omg post a new one fuckin pot head dung
You suck donkey bolls! (2010-02-02 15:09:49)
Damn duck face, post the new one! Shit!
NYCNative (2010-02-02 14:33:36)
He should have went to Ye Olde Grille Shoppe.
AuggB (2010-02-02 11:52:53)
We need more!
John (2010-02-02 06:57:05)
The book boasts 224 pages. I take it there are loads of new material in it then? I hope it's not just the content of this website in extra large font.
lolmonster (2010-02-02 03:19:07)
I wacked off the whole time I read this! I dropped 4 loads on my keyboard while lmao!
liz (2010-02-01 19:30:51)
you suck!!!!!! wherez tha next post!!!!!???
Dumb jerk (2010-02-01 18:34:52)
He even sells BOOKS you retard.
JD / Jerklogic.com (2010-02-01 15:51:04)
FYI, you're my new personal hero....Do you sell T-shirts? No?
treefiddie (2010-02-01 13:36:43)
The one killed me...The quality is so back
EED (2010-02-01 11:36:28)
That was funny. Also his guy is like 3. He can't spell for shit. Not even "coal". Idiot... Also if you really wanted to do it wouldn't be so stupid. Wait till the neighbors leave. Call him over. Pretend it's your house. Let him cut
dale (2010-02-01 06:15:33)
grille, cole, grate = winnar
niggaz (2010-02-01 00:25:29)
niggaz aint shit but u hoes are gay
funnay (2010-01-31 18:51:08)
"I assure you, this grill is real."
Coq (2010-01-31 18:31:51)
You mean you got it from getting fucked up the ass by a gay guy... like you.
Hoq (2010-01-31 16:40:24)
This exchange was so funny, it cured my AIDS. I got it from a blood transfusion, I swear.
hylerj (2010-01-31 16:02:17)
I just now realize what a "cole" grill is. If this is an example of writing to express yourself, it is truly the beginning of the end
Needle dick (2010-01-31 13:12:41)
Put up another post you fuckin homo!!!!!
@heyATderb aka@derb (2010-01-31 08:37:39)
Perhaps you should read what I wrote a time or two more. Perhaps take your lips off the crack pipe long enough to do some critical thinking. I meant exactly what I wrote, 'dumb AS...'
@nellie aka @derb (2010-01-31 08:31:58)
he/she/he-she spelt it ADDition first. I know not how the correction was made but I don't care either.
Where is (2010-01-30 17:52:17)
Duncan?
Brian (2010-01-30 12:11:36)
This was great, thanks man
Whoa Nellie (2010-01-30 11:29:11)
Edition was spelled correctly!
Derb (2010-01-30 11:28:26)
I don't even know what a catcher is. So ha ha the joke is one you!
Derb (2010-01-30 11:27:16)
I told my therapist that a long time ago. I don't understand, what is you fucking point?
Hey @Derb (2010-01-30 00:57:37)
I guess you wanted to say ass... your insults remind me of a guy who watches gay porn and wants to be a catcher. Tell your therapist the abuse made you stronger.
Steve (2010-01-29 16:29:47)
By far the greatest thing on the internet...besides porn!
ChrisH (2010-01-28 22:38:17)
Lmfao, this was one of the best in a while. "I will just tell them it blew away" lololol.
anonymous (2010-01-28 11:14:44)
thank you sir, this is better than morning coffee.
Soexcited (2010-01-28 10:20:42)
A book!!! I'm giddy with anticipation of greatness!!! AWESOME!!!
anonymous (2010-01-28 05:01:55)
I just pre-ordered your book, I can't wait!
Spicker (2010-01-28 01:29:42)
More, More, More!!!
J-$ (2010-01-27 21:03:35)
If they ask about it, I will tell them that a huge storm happened while they were at work, and the wind blew the tree over and blew the grill away. LOL, favorite part!
Heyjitty (2010-01-27 20:49:58)
I think it's the other way around. What's wrong with people who don't like it?
Carl (2010-01-27 16:51:25)
Hahahaha...this really is the best one yet.
FreakingNews (2010-01-27 16:18:54)
This is hysterical, I love how he starts swearing at the end!
RMR (2010-01-27 13:39:21)
"You don't know where his house is, so how are you going to steal the grill?" - brilliant, as usual.
Spaan (2010-01-27 13:35:16)
You should spend less time deleting comments and more making shit like this; its great
anon (2010-01-27 13:33:30)
YOU LIKE IT IN THE POOPER??
anonymous (2010-01-27 13:07:25)
note to author: extend this into real life. bait him along and when he comes and asks which tree, point at your neighbors, or something
Barry (2010-01-27 09:12:48)
Genius, just genius.
Jitty (2010-01-27 07:50:39)
Laem. You ppl that like this shit, what's wrong with you?
Feons (2010-01-27 06:59:29)
Dude, you'd make the e-mails more believable if you changed your writing style more. Think about it. Re-read all of them if you must.
@derb (2010-01-27 06:30:11)
It's 'edition,' you dumb as a bag of retarded hammers, fart swallowing, sterile prick.
pam (2010-01-26 23:46:14)
That is the funniest thing i have ever seen
Lol (2010-01-26 20:04:20)
Lol @ store. $25 t-shirts? Are you retarded my nigga? The fuck is wrong with you
Moar (2010-01-26 20:03:35)
Moar posts. Hurry up faggot
Charles (2010-01-26 18:30:57)
Shut up A-Hole!
Ping Pong (2010-01-26 18:30:34)
Balopropingtop. Danket pitlof ningbagger.
elfy (2010-01-26 16:58:31)
My my, what a temper. I love how he'd like to steal the grill anyway
anon (2010-01-26 13:42:23)
pooper!
Sriram (2010-01-26 12:53:07)
In Soviet Russia, grille steal you!
JosH (2010-01-26 00:48:37)
funny stuff lol
josh (2010-01-25 23:13:55)
all u fagots are to stuped to have a grate job lik me. all i wunt is a fukin grille not sum shit jackass who luks at naked people.
Imus (2010-01-25 21:56:12)
You should have told him that the neighbor was a nappy headed hoe, then the black criminal would have cut down the tree and stolen the grill to watch.
Danielle (2010-01-25 20:29:55)
I like how he insists on spelling grill as "grille", like it's French or something
Derb (2010-01-25 19:15:25)
Josh seems like a real go getter. He grew up texting and smoking meth and should be beaten within an inch of his life with a teachers edition grammar textbook. Spreading mulch could tax his mind for days on end.
Shishir (2010-01-25 15:52:25)
Given by his spellings in all the email's I think he was shooting for coal and got cole instead....This has been far too long between posts. Atleast one a day :D
Cole (2010-01-25 15:42:42)
@zebra cole is a brand name.
anonymous (2010-01-25 15:24:42)
I hope he one day learns about this site, so he can see his idiocy posted here for all to see.
rollaj (2010-01-25 15:09:13)
great as usual keep up the good work....
The Goon (2010-01-25 15:08:47)
Man all this guy wanted was a grill, how can you lead him on like that??!?
115 (2010-01-25 14:48:12)
You shoulda called the guy on being illiterate. My 6 year old can spell both the words 'great' and 'neighbor.'
Mikiah Goldstein (2010-01-25 14:00:02)
Glad no one is making bad comments about the chosen people! laheim Mikiah Goldstein AKA Cash
anonymous (2010-01-25 13:48:12)
gold i tell ya! gold!
Tee (2010-01-25 12:17:08)
His spelling are priceless!
Moberly, MO (2010-01-25 11:39:12)
It's funny because he doesn't know the guy who is asking for him to steal the grille and remove the tree is not really asking him that because there is no niehgbor and more important there is no tree.
@@Danile (2010-01-25 11:28:39)
You're a black criminal but doesn't sound like that ?
farvray (2010-01-25 09:05:26)
his final comment is gold.
zebra (2010-01-25 09:03:12)
Yeah this guy had it coming. "cole" is a pathetic misspelling for coal, geesh!
@Danile (2010-01-25 07:11:56)
I was sincerely offended by your disparaging remark. -Jamal
helper (2010-01-24 23:52:48)
yea i think u should have spread that out a little more, not told him everything up front. make it so its just kinda weird that he watches the wife and it turns out that the tree is on the other guys property and then in the next email tell him the grill
Self-Homophobia (2010-01-24 22:12:52)
I never met a landscaper who wasn't at least somewhat gay. The thought of the naked husband seems to have "aroused" quite a reaction.
LMAO (2010-01-24 21:42:46)
Pure piece of shyt there. Couldn't stifle a laughter after reading the "judging lifestyle" part. Thanks for cheering up my blue Monday!
EvanP (2010-01-24 21:13:10)
It took me a minute to figure out what he meant by "Cole Grille". I assume he'll bring this up at his next Mensa meeting.
Jimbones... (2010-01-24 19:54:32)
hahahahahah I've been reading this shit since the start and I think this is my favotite one yet...
anonymous (2010-01-24 19:13:34)
Epic trolling.
haha (2010-01-24 18:59:54)
the last comment by the guy makes me think hes 13 years old with stegosaurus spikes on his back
2stringer (2010-01-24 17:11:17)
What the fuck r u talking about??????????????
dahraf (2010-01-24 17:05:56)
what the fuck is farhad talking about? are u retarted nigga? come on nigga...he about to see some ass it titties...ASS AND TITTIES motha fuckkaaaaaa!!!!!! catch me on the re-up
farhad (2010-01-24 17:02:52)
I believe it would have been a fair trade for the services rendered for information. He would have been wise to accept the deal.
sukadik (2010-01-24 17:01:44)
LOL that shit was funnnnnny nah mean lol
andromeda (2010-01-24 16:13:43)
It's a good one, but you let all the info out way too soon. I love the insult in the end, hehe... but you shouldn't have pushed all the buttons at once.
asd (2010-01-24 14:40:57)
so funny especially because the guy asking for the grill types like he's 12
PJ GRINDER (2010-01-24 14:35:36)
HAHAHAHAHAHA......wait let me get some air......BUUUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Al (2010-01-24 13:43:28)
"it is one thing to have turrets in real life, but having virtual turrets where one actually types out unintelligible conjoined swear words is a true gift. Nice Work" Tourette's, it's spelled Tourette's. And only 3% of people who ha
honey (2010-01-24 13:37:46)
it is one thing to have turrets in real life, but having virtual turrets where one actually types out unintelligible conjoined swear words is a true gift. Nice Work
reject! (2010-01-24 13:34:54)
ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!! amazing son.....enough said
Danile Carver (2010-01-24 11:33:42)
Why does Josh sound like a black criminal.
anonymous (2010-01-24 11:27:05)
LOL this email has to be one of my favs, i wouldn't ever trust this guy cutting down a tree... he can't even spell right
borosaur (2010-01-24 10:09:37)
great one !
brilliant (2010-01-24 05:47:36)
classy so fucking fag cock sucking faggot fucking fuck fuck fucking classy
Bitch (2010-01-24 05:24:31)
Good one.
Fuck Fag Cock Sucker (2010-01-24 04:18:06)
"ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!!" Priceless.
spack (2010-01-24 03:08:20)
This is fucking awesome, keep it up asshole!
grille (2010-01-24 02:21:39)
a grille is something a black man wears on his teeth to show his status.
tinkerbell (2010-01-24 01:40:29)
love it! always a pleasure reading this! haha!
the cuddly penguin (2010-01-24 01:00:04)
u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! lmfao @ that for like 5 mins GENIUS !!
Max (2010-01-24 00:17:18)
you should have sent him a picture of a big grill and told him that was a picture of it
Yoko (2010-01-24 00:06:57)
What a fucking moron Josh is. Why doesn't he advertise his landscaping skills and then buy a damn grill? So funny again by the way! =P
Grimbo (2010-01-23 22:18:51)
When did 13 year olds who leave homophobic, poorly spelled comments on Youtube become landscapers?
Done Can (2010-01-23 21:48:32)
Can I come over and check out the husband's ass ?
Drewcifer66 (2010-01-23 21:32:20)
Can I come over and check out your neighbors tits?
i dislike minorities (2010-01-23 21:29:55)
lol
Glory (2010-01-23 21:01:41)
This was seriously epic. thank you
Shaden (2010-01-23 20:29:40)
Brilliant once more!
MWL (2010-01-23 20:17:41)
Always good for a laugh. Got this sight bookmarked. More please.
Frank (2010-01-23 18:46:49)
Color me shocked that this mental midget needs to barter his "landscaping skills" for a "gas grille not the cole kind", rather than having the means to simply purchase one.
Brew (2010-01-23 18:44:34)
Who said he did?
Drew (2010-01-23 17:51:28)
How the fuck did this guy pass the first grade?
Mallory (2010-01-23 16:43:44)
Interesting how at one point Josh says he'd take the grill & not cut down the tree, then later says he doesn't want a stolen grill.
G (2010-01-23 16:22:35)
Funny as hell...what terrible spelling the other dude had.
Zander (2010-01-23 16:12:34)
first
Lee (2010-01-23 15:52:02)
fucking genius. my new favorite.
Zay (2010-01-23 15:51:35)
This guy is better than David Thorne.
@Mulder (2010-01-23 15:26:33)
Holy shit! You know someone who has a pine tree and a bathroom!
bonersauce (2010-01-23 15:07:37)
Sure glad Josh quit his edjumacation to begin his lucrative landscaping career.
mahnigga (2010-01-23 15:05:06)
this shit has go to be the funniest of all like how that nigga dont know how to spell fo shit LOL
russ (2010-01-23 14:30:13)
this is the shit man
zz (2010-01-23 13:31:47)
wow josh who do you kiss with that mouth? so rude
Lol (2010-01-23 13:19:53)
lol
education fail (2010-01-23 13:05:16)
wow, man. don't even THINK about spelling a word right!
Brad (2010-01-23 12:40:07)
hahahaha. I love how angry he got!
Anonymous (2010-01-23 12:22:07)
Wow, he sure got pissed off.
hahaha (2010-01-23 12:16:14)
This is great!!!!
Hahahahaha (2010-01-23 12:04:07)
Loved the storm blowing the tree down and the grill away!
DYL (2010-01-23 12:01:04)
Much better!! Gold star!
anon (2010-01-23 11:39:50)
ROFL
@Mulder (2010-01-23 10:50:09)
I call your bluff. Mike pretty much lies about everything. Why would he take a real location when he can make one up? Now go play outside and don't let me catch you lying again.
Georgey (2010-01-23 10:05:38)
I'm not sure where you are but I would gladly join you for a few beers & a chance to check out your neighbours wife.I got some wood just thinkin about it.By the way I love grilled food!
BOB (2010-01-23 10:02:23)
EXCELLENT!!!
hmmm yeahhhh. (2010-01-23 09:57:56)
When the freak out and start swearing at the end.. Is hands down the best part everytime.. Funny as fuck.
Wee Wee (2010-01-23 09:24:56)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mulder (2010-01-23 09:03:06)
I know those guys! You forgot to mention that besides the grille, they also have a large, vicious bulldog. It is always runnin' somewhere around the backyard. I bet that Josh would fucking suprised if he ever agreed to do this. PS. Now I know where
Admiral (2010-01-23 06:53:48)
Came for the angry cussing close. Leaving satisfied.
Charles Bronson (2010-01-23 06:37:58)
Heh. This was highly amusing.
The Situation (2010-01-23 06:33:15)
This guy is a truly a genius. But everybody loves The Situation nonetheless
LOL (2010-01-23 06:13:48)
LMAO
Motocross (2010-01-23 06:01:58)
Best site ever fuckin funny
iboN (2010-01-23 04:59:11)
hahahaha!
anonymous (2010-01-23 04:46:15)
Fuck I'd trade Veronica zemanova
C. Porter (2010-01-23 04:37:56)
At least you offered him the gas kind,not the cole kind...
Dan (2010-01-23 04:14:39)
U made my day, again!
rachel (2010-01-23 04:10:47)
its really annoying how he keeps spelling it grille, wtf is up with the e?
doucher (2010-01-23 03:29:56)
u fuck!!!
Josh a (2010-01-23 02:49:45)
What could go wrong with that deal???
Silentsoto (2010-01-23 02:49:05)
Oh that made working overnight bearable, lol.
BATFITCHES (2010-01-23 02:34:04)
I love the guys reply at the end. hahha
Sanjoy (2010-01-23 02:31:23)
'Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle.' ... This guy's a freakin' genius ...
The Rev (2010-01-23 02:25:34)
Haha amazing! A tree cut down and a stolen grill? sounds like a 2 for one bargain in my book.

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