Expired Phish Ticket
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:57:27
Original ad:
i need a miracle. looking for ticket to phish @ jones beach for friday june 5th. please!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org at 1:30 PM JUN 08 2009
Hello,
I have an extra ticket for Phish at Jones Beach on June 5th that I will sell to you for $60. Let me know if you want it.
Mike
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
why the fuck would i want that the show already happened.
From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com
Well why did you put the ad up then? I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good.
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
I PUT THE AD UP ON JUNE 3 DUMBASS BEFORE THE SHOW HAPPPENED. A LOT OF FUCKING GOOD IT DID I MISSED THE SHOW CMON MAN $60 FOR A STUB ARE YOU NUTS
From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com
So I guess you don't want the stub?
If you want, for $60 I can come to your house and play a clip of the show I taped on my cell phone. It is 30 seconds of trey jamming out during Split Open and Melt. You can't really see anything but a bunch of lights and you can't really hear anything either, but a true phan would appreciate it.
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
MAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR WORTHLESS SHIT
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Sweg (2013-09-24 17:26:32)
Lol dis iz funy
Cory Hall (2012-02-02 23:47:07)
You should have offered to sell him a ticket to Lords of the Mango Tree. That would be more than worth the $60.
clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:51)
the show was so fucking good
clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:38)
the show was so fucking good
Papi M (2011-11-29 05:36:16)
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey!!!! SMH, U are one funny dude
Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:12:46)
..hough, what an AWESOME show!
Anyway, great site. Lots of amusement here.
Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:11:07)
I'm years late for this party but it would've been also been funny if you'd said: Stub? Dude, I have the whole ticket. Too bad I didn't see your ad sooner because I couldn't sell it in time and the ticket totally went to waste. Still t
Ben (2011-09-20 23:55:07)
Phuking awesome. I like that he replied after the show trying to sell the ticket rather than before the show and being unreasonable or something lol.
Co Cor (2011-08-01 03:52:05)
Phish actually appeared on The Simpsons. South Park just made phun of them.
Muscleking (2011-07-23 11:28:11)
That's what assholes get for not removing the posting after becoming invalid. Suckers.
G (2011-02-02 01:28:53)
Damn phunny!
josh towers (2011-02-01 15:38:17)
"phan" that fucken killed me
DoovaBogTax (2011-01-11 02:53:09)
I just want to say Hi to Everyone!
John McCrea (2010-12-15 11:02:37)
How stoned does a person have to be to enjoy going to a Phish concert? What does he wanna screw smelly pothead chicks?
inconspicuous (2010-11-24 21:23:56)
u never fail to make me laugh ha ha ha good shit
DUDE B(e)LOW ME! (2010-10-16 08:32:14)
IT's def South park! :)
Guy Below ME (2010-07-25 13:29:18)
He definitely means Simpsons
Hey, poster below. (2010-07-21 16:10:56)
You must be thinking of South Park.
holy omg (2010-07-14 17:46:27)
ive been reading these all day, and i just came to this one as im watching the simpsons and phish had JUST came on the screen! its the medical marijuana episode
Phaner (2010-07-14 13:39:18)
Loving this site. As a big phan of phish. I truly appreciate this big time. Phucking awesome! Keep it up kid
anonymous (2010-06-18 09:04:38)
15 seconds in? It takes less time than that to read it ...
Haha (2010-04-19 23:03:32)
Haha Its funny how she doesn't reply to him when she ask if shes fat or attractive. This is hecka funny shit
anonymous (2010-03-09 21:20:11)
holy shit, 15 seconds in and i am fucking crying.
Luke (2010-02-07 12:51:39)
Phish phan. Fucking hilarious.
phish_phan (2010-01-29 14:45:15)
Awesome.
Troll (2010-01-14 02:16:42)
I'm gonna try this. A lot of idiots forget how to delete ads. xD
HA! (2009-12-14 13:41:57)
that was perfect because that Split Open and Melt was one of the worst ones ever.
mulligatawney (2009-12-09 13:47:33)
"phan" ....lol
Christen (2009-11-25 23:48:20)
This is the best ever.
hahahhaha (2009-11-24 15:17:29)
but a true phan would appreciate it...hahaha
okgo (2009-11-20 13:55:59)
but a true phan would appreciate it.
brilliant....................
Lulz (2009-11-03 23:53:06)
Hahahahaha
AbePhroman (2009-11-03 13:22:11)
Classic.
PHISHLOVER (2009-09-24 18:13:31)
Hilarious
Kiro (2009-09-24 16:54:29)
The email don't seems quite right on this one.
Jenn (2009-09-22 21:45:48)
oops, i didn't wanna do this as anonymous, lets try again: this is amazing. my cheeks are still recovering from laughing so hard the other day, and now its starting all over again. freak'n hilarious man, keep it up!
anonymous (2009-09-22 21:45:06)
this is amazing. my cheeks are still recovering from laughing so hard the other day, and now its starting all over again. freak'n hilarious man, keep it up!
fML. (2009-09-13 12:28:04)
HAHAHAAHA [:
Mr Deeds (2009-09-08 17:21:12)
I TALK IN ALL CAPS CUZ I IZ IMPORTANT
Anonymoose (2009-08-30 02:07:51)
Further proof that caps is cruise control for cool.
Tim (2009-08-27 12:19:18)
Yeah, because phish is soooooo good.
Trey A's biggest fan (2009-08-25 22:21:59)
do you really not know who Phish is and would admit that?
Trey A. (2009-08-25 18:09:24)
Whats a phish?
Pandora (2009-08-22 00:51:53)
Anyone who would go see Phish deserves what they get.
haha nice (2009-08-19 16:32:04)
funny shit
-_- (2009-08-14 13:06:26)
lol this duncan thing, wtf?
Duncan's other fan (2009-08-11 14:16:08)
he's the best there ever was.
DuncanFan (2009-08-09 04:48:32)
I actually skim down through the comments for Duncan's responses and all the backlash now, and I think this is my favorite comment of his to date. :)
Dan (2009-08-06 09:30:34)
I don't see any comment by Duncan on this page... sadly.
And by the way, who the hell listens to Phish?
Jake (2009-08-05 14:19:52)
This shit is just too funny
your lord and savior (2009-08-05 00:42:07)
who the fuck is duncan?
Anonymous (2009-07-23 07:21:53)
I dont think it matters what duncan says by the time you read the comment you probably read the post
Sam (2009-07-22 15:02:44)
yeah, I think Duncan's the man. KEEP IT UP, DUDE!
DisShitsPhunny (2009-07-22 12:42:08)
I don't know why, but for some reason I find Duncan's comments hilarious.
anonymous (2009-07-19 17:06:06)
hahahahahaha. i love this.
good stuff (2009-07-17 16:56:06)
priceless
Laurizzle (2009-07-16 15:29:03)
Update more often!!!
phisherman (2009-07-15 18:22:49)
hey bilka phuck you. eat my dick
e (2009-07-15 18:21:18)
i love phish! this was funny as hell
Baker (2009-07-13 21:52:33)
gnar
Martin (2009-07-13 21:28:48)
I'll give you $80 and a yellow "hornet" model bicycle ... breh
Wood (2009-07-13 21:25:39)
I'll pay $80 breh
Bilka (2009-07-13 10:32:04)
Phish is horrible.
MalOdorous (2009-07-09 11:01:15)
As a Phish phan, I phind this very phucking phunny.
evi (2009-07-09 07:29:48)
Jelcoohh's funny.
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:26:56)
Who knew that Phish fans could be so agro, lol
bl8ant (2009-07-08 18:35:56)
Töörky: right from the start, fuck off.
danonymous (2009-07-08 15:50:23)
more phun w/ phish, but what about some michael jackson memorial tix could be funny
MJ (2009-07-07 00:32:28)
apparently he wasn't a true phan
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:04:57)
Ahh the true "phan" was the best ever...so far this one is my #1
Brendan (2009-06-30 22:50:56)
Split Open and Melt - hilarious choice
PHISH (2009-06-29 17:08:10)
PETA DEMANDS THAT YOU CHANGE THE NAME ON THIS PAGE.
BAHAHAHA (2009-06-26 04:29:39)
that was pretty evil saying "I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good." hahah i love it
num nums (2009-06-24 22:26:02)
priceless
Turkey Man Beast (2009-06-22 03:48:15)
Awesome
cabeera (2009-06-21 16:01:46)
hahahaha amazing.
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devin (2009-06-21 02:10:06)
haha well i just stumbled upon this site and im in love... but by coincidence im also a huge phish
head so i was pretty shocked to see this hah. ...but seriously if you have that clip of trey shredding split open and melt...
aly (2009-06-20 23:01:09)
hahaha. we should b friends. your fucking hilarious.
JD (2009-06-20 03:46:02)
Even if it is fake, it's frickin' funny.
Derryl (2009-06-20 02:50:40)
@Fake Detector -- youre just hating because you cant come up with any funny shit
dro (2009-06-19 17:36:18)
"Töö
Fake detector (2009-06-19 15:14:01)
Fakkkkkke again. Buddy, this is ridiculous, just you typing to yourself on a website.
Grow the fuck up you stooge
dicksyq (2009-06-18 15:19:05)
phil your gay get a life
phil (2009-06-18 10:55:50)
phan...
my sides...
dicksyq (2009-06-17 20:55:04)
fuck off dude that was me
FAN (2009-06-17 15:06:24)
I LOVE IT. Keep it coming Mike! LOLOLOLOL
hah (2009-06-17 12:47:36)
lool at true "phan"
Kelladros (2009-06-16 16:31:06)
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e. (2009-06-16 12:49:39)
Genius.
T (2009-06-14 03:27:13)
No shit, Jelcoohh?
Jelcoohh (2009-06-13 14:47:40)
Hes probably pissed off because the concert (or w/e) already happend ^^
a (2009-06-13 11:50:00)
It's for real; I can tell from the pixels and having seen many fakes in my day.
Töörky (2009-06-13 06:09:31)
Hey this stuff is hilarious! But im a bit suspicious if it's real because are people really telling you to fuck off right from the start when you're being polite...?
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