Barter My Whore Wife
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:36
This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson
Hey,
I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?
From Jim ***** to Me
Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT
From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
FUCK YOU
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
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Alex (2014-03-01 11:57:56)
The thing that makes me skeptical of this is that he asked them to stop emailing him.
If it had been me I would have prayed for this to never end.
Mike (2013-11-21 03:40:10)
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
Mike (2013-11-02 01:51:45)
Sorry guys but im a gay faggot
Mike (2013-10-31 23:53:23)
Sorry i havent been uploading so much, Ill have one up tomorrow hopefully
Davood (2013-10-17 09:48:30)
Crazy mutherfucking Jim.
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Nunya (2013-03-27 11:01:18)
Instead of the whole truck could I just give you a lugnut or something for a piece?
lookingforfreepenis (2013-03-14 02:57:40)
@samir20116@hotmail.co.uk, thank you very much for the offer. I am very much interested, as pictures of penises are the hidden gem of the internet that no one has hitherto been able to find...
Slothrop (2013-01-06 03:26:49)
Okay, maybe it's a little funny.
b.i.t.c.h (2012-12-22 22:39:49)
'Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE' fucking pissed myself laughing
Andrew (2012-11-24 18:16:45)
"You two sound like a great couple and all" =)) lol
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