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Posted at: 2010-02-04 18:53:23

Original ad:
I need someone who owns or has access to a pipe camera to inspect a sewer drain that runs from my house to a creek behind my house.. I constantly have to snake out the drain and need to see what is causing the clog. The pipe is about 50 feet long. Thanks!!

From Me to **********@************.org:

Hello,

Are you still looking for someone to inspect your sewage pipe?

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Yes I am...do you have a pipe camera?

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to help you. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) and think I would be able to fit down the pipe. I will not only find the problem, but I might even be able to fix it. I will gladly do this for $150 compensation.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

You get stuck in the pipe and then I have a real problem.. No thanks.

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I promise I will not get stuck in your pipe. I have done similar jobs for a contractor and have had nothing but positive results. If you are concerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

No. The ad was for a pipe camera guy...NO MIDGETS

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

First off, we prefer to be called "little people," not "midgets." I thought your ad was simply looking for a solution to your problem, not specifically a pipe camera operator. Us little people have to deal with jerks like you all of the time, and it is very discouraging. Perhaps you should change your ad to express your hatred for little people. That way you will not waste the time of any other potential little person plumbers.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET not a little person. You midgets are so touchy!

From Me to Ben ******:

Ben,

I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating against little people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful. Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Maybe next time you will be more considerate.

Mike

From Ben ****** to Me:

Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!

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Big Ben (2015-01-12 23:12:34)
yeahhh fuck midgets !!!!!1

fartmonger (2014-03-24 20:44:00)
I hope ben dies. What an asshat.

Blah (2014-01-22 21:39:46)
I wish he'd signed off as "Big Ben". Seriously though, what a dick.

Me (2014-01-13 12:59:31)
Ben is such a dick but the sitting part is damn funny

Adam (2013-08-07 23:25:19)
Wow, Ben is a huge asshole.

analymous (2013-07-27 18:20:25)
They have little hands and little eyes, they go around telling little lies. Little people need a little passport to go to Little Italy. Fuck Ben. They might be little people but Ben is a big fop.

anonymous (2013-07-08 13:03:38)
To be honest, this one wasn't even as funny as the other ones, because this "Ben" guy was such a pathetic jerk :/

wow (2013-05-14 02:31:42)
what an asshole XD

Aurelia (2013-05-13 23:06:22)
Such a rude guy...

Big Jim (2013-03-21 08:41:19)
I am a disabled african-american war veteran who also happens to be gay and a little person. Man, I've got it rough.

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someguy (2013-03-02 06:24:22)
3 foot 2 inches hahahahahahHah I laugh out so loud till my parents get mad

Tig (2013-02-21 16:09:40)
You should post this guys email with this thread in a little peoples forum.

joe smoe (2013-02-14 22:20:15)
Good times hahaha

lucy. (2013-01-29 17:30:15)
for once you're not the asshole xD

Stephan (2013-01-15 16:56:28)
Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Lol!!

Rosa (2013-01-13 01:50:19)
What an asshole lol We little people find that offensive XD

Homer Simpson (2013-01-12 09:15:09)
what a funny fucker

anonymous (2012-12-03 01:59:48)
Really is a shame how little people constantly get ripped on

Mustafi Gunnar (2012-11-21 15:43:14)
The problem with you americans is you hate gay people

anonymous (2012-11-02 11:24:49)
lol you should of told him that you charge 300 bucks for the BJ he asked for!!

J (2012-10-03 11:43:03)
Wow people, comment on the humor, you start drama amongst yourselves and completely take the fun away! If you don't like the site and content don't read it, only idiots read or watch something they find offensive or don't like!

Mustard (2012-09-09 02:24:54)
@unknownbutcallmekim: No, really, you didn't.

UnknownBUTcallMeKIm (2012-08-25 17:18:21)
I literally died of laughter on the u don't have to sit part lol

Ass (2012-08-08 20:44:41)
One person is trolling the other is just a hateful ass

Anon (2012-08-01 16:22:59)
What a dick

Buacks (2012-07-25 15:35:21)
Little feelings :'( Bawhahahaha

Shepherd X (2012-07-23 23:47:33)
Luv it.

Awesome Girl says... (2012-07-21 01:29:34)
LOL all the American stereotype crap... Heelllllllooooooo Its more then Americans who browse this site. Also, race and culture has nothing to do with how much you cuss or use obsenities... Its about YOU. Get it right... Oh and this guy is LOL!!

jajaja (2012-07-19 19:17:43)
. (2012-07-01 10:30:32) (and here we go again, under every goddamn post - american american blah blah blah.. no one cares! fuck america, fuck europe, fuck the whole world! just shut up and enjoy the fucking trolling.) LMFAO!!!!!

Dildo (2012-07-08 17:49:39)
@Matt from Brooklyn Ofcourse the ad guy is a bigger asshole than Mike. Mike's a midget, remember? ;-P

. (2012-07-01 10:30:32)
and here we go again, under every goddamn post - american american blah blah blah.. no one cares! fuck america, fuck europe, fuck the whole world! just shut up and enjoy the fucking trolling.

Denton (2012-06-28 23:41:03)
Most of the "foreigners" posting are really American libtards.

Wtf? (2012-06-26 10:34:05)
Wow are some of you dumb, to even ask a question like do all Americans use this foul language means you are ferel & were raised with wolves, or whatever "country" your from has absolutely no contact with the outside world, or your just a complete

Matt from Brooklyn (2012-06-23 14:58:21)
Haha mike this guy is a bigge asshole than you .... Offer tho Is fucker A job ... You can pay him off by cleaning out his fuckin pipe line...

Bryce (2012-06-23 01:33:20)
"NO MIDGETS" hahahahahahahahahaha

Destr (2012-06-19 10:18:37)
lol the ad guy is a real douce.

Quite offended. (2012-06-18 12:17:40)
Cursing is not a trait of all Americans, it's discriminating that you blame uncontrollable anger on a culture as a whole. You would be offended if I threw every sterotype I knew about one culture around. So, go have intercourse with yourself.

benkim (2012-06-14 11:54:27)
The troller becomes the trollee.

gamegov (2012-05-17 22:36:16)
yes all Americans use this kinda of language

Hedegard (2012-05-17 10:10:52)
I cannot believe that these emails are real. The reason is that each correspondence ends with obscenities... Do really all americans use such phrases?

Ben is (2012-05-15 17:01:33)
SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKER.INSENSITIVE MOTHERFUCKER if theres any chance any of this is real he should fucking burn in fucking hell

Its true (2012-03-27 23:22:31)
Same thing happened to ni**erbeater and ben and him are now gay married. They have one child who was born with a peanut in his head

Its true (2012-03-27 23:19:36)
Since this post ben was gang raped by loose dingoes in the austrailian outback. He liked it so much he lives there now. It was the dingoes morals that were loose, not they dingoes themselves. They were caged

Ian (2012-02-28 07:13:41)
@Ni**erbeater change your user name you stupid in-bred moron. I imagine you think that is the height of humour as well...sad. Shame your mum and dad are the same person

funny (2012-02-11 00:06:47)
hilarious!

Glen (2012-02-08 18:59:32)
This is the best one, I have tears rolling down my cheeks! Thanks, that was fuckin great!

rob (2012-02-01 23:30:05)
i'm surprised no one has made any super mario jokes about this. Midgets, plumbers, climbing down pipes. I mean what the hell people? at least throw in a joke or two about that.

MCA (2012-01-27 20:48:26)
An unusual case where Mike is the lesser asshole of the two! Hilarious. Also what the fuck, I'd totally pay a dwarf to climb into my pipe!

loving it (2012-01-20 14:18:58)
"just because we have little bodies doesn't mean we have a little feelings" honestly loled at that, and while i am enjoying all of these posts, i'm not usually an loler! excellent job

Sam (2012-01-17 21:37:42)
I would say you lost that one, compadre.

ms_elroy (2011-12-14 14:20:10)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA, oh wow I love his reaction

niggerbeater (2011-12-12 10:02:50)
i fucked a midget once she was a good fuck

adf (2011-12-10 14:12:38)
ben is a douche LOL

Brendee (2011-12-02 10:42:07)
I don't know who is the bigger asshole in this situation.....

OffendedPerson (2011-12-01 08:27:09)
Midgets also need a shorter knife to make you bleed out.

Chaos (2011-11-29 17:40:24)
"You stupid little fucker" lolololololo

cnfkfjjvfu hfh (2011-11-29 08:29:41)
MIDGETS!! THEY R #1 :)

Papi M (2011-11-28 08:43:14)
Looks like Mikey lost this battle huh? Still funny though

Socko (2011-11-21 11:47:00)
Mike got outassholed on this one.

TheTruth (2011-11-03 11:52:42)
@ProudAnon One insult is based off a controllable aspect of a persons personality. The other is based off an uncontrollable aspect of a persons physique. Do you really think those are the same?

anonymous (2011-10-07 21:58:32)
YOUR moms balls

Alera (2011-09-29 21:30:34)
That's such horrible things to say about little people! That guy totally deserved that.

Mario Bros (2011-09-18 08:15:05)
Holy mother fucker!!! I can't help but laugh while reading all the emails while at work... Mother fucker!!!

Frank (2011-09-10 13:00:13)
Im not kidding when I say I would have immediately taken him up on his offer.

Vinny (2011-09-08 02:40:47)
the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET not a little person. You midgets are so touchy!omfg so funny XD

ProudAnon (2011-09-01 22:59:32)
That's not really that big of a deal. I'm sure you wouldn't have minded if he just called Mike a "fucking asshole". Well calling him a midget is just another way to insult him. I fail to see the problem. Either way would be rude.

your mom's balls (2011-08-28 08:28:43)
this guy was such a fucking dick!

Matt (2011-08-26 01:06:02)
This guy totally deserved to be trolled, he was a complete asshole, and yes, even more so than you Mike.

anonymous (2011-08-23 00:48:50)
looks like the asshole met a bigger asshole hahahahha

bigandblack (2011-08-14 00:15:17)
funny, but tht guy was a bitch more than anything!

anonymous (2011-08-11 14:31:54)
That guy was just a complete asshole...

AD (2011-08-06 14:28:19)
Yeah that's really offensive (unless he knew for sure that somebody was jerking with him).

Miller (2011-08-01 10:37:48)
It's Ben from Leaving Las Vegas!!!!

TheCoy (2011-07-29 11:36:19)
I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything ---CLASSIC! LMAO!

@jane (2011-07-29 04:08:53)
If you prefer knee bruises go ahead

jane (2011-07-17 20:57:45)
ben is seriously doesn't know that blow jobs don't require sitting down. he never gets one.

SexGrandMaster (2011-07-02 16:51:45)
Wow that dude was a dick, you need to go back and harass him a lot more.

ObviouslyObvious (2011-06-25 15:51:56)
Wow. Insensitive prick alert?

Bradley (2011-06-25 00:50:15)
I was kinda hoping he'd bust out some Mario Bros-type stuff.

oops (2011-06-09 17:55:18)
Its hard to tell who was doing the trolling on this one.....

anonymous (2011-06-07 04:01:10)
Lol, big troll found by little troll :)

Ian (2011-06-06 15:20:14)
This guy thinks that people sit down to suck cock?

SAS (2011-06-03 16:15:51)
damn the last comment was good!

CJ (2011-06-01 17:47:46)
Damn, Ben is a dick. Funny shit though

Gustaf (2011-05-31 08:07:54)
What a fucking moron, this Ben person.

Michael (2011-05-08 15:25:48)
You should have sent him a picture of yourself as a midget.

lulz (2011-05-05 16:07:58)
that one is complete retard. unpolite m*****f*****. thanks for sharing this :D

not pwned (2011-05-02 16:39:46)
unless mike is a little person he was not pwned in anyway.

anon1 (2011-04-24 23:21:30)
"mike" did not get pwned.. joke was always on this asshat.

morph (2011-04-12 16:33:57)
he did not get pawned :-) that's what he was trying to do to get a response from that dumbass

anonymous (2011-04-07 08:58:02)
@deb mike didn't get pwned at all, in fact that was the exact reaction he was trying to get--in fact better, you can clearly see the rage that this entity has acquired through mike's services

ish (2011-04-02 01:35:03)
Mike doesn't get owned. He's playing a character. A weak, frightened little dude who want's to crfawl in a sewer and die. The best line was just cause we have little bodies doesn't mean we have little feelings. I think Mike is a writer for

anonymous (2011-04-01 15:03:34)
@Rick I laughed harder at your comment than the emails!

Noah (2011-03-31 20:24:53)
Seriously, this asshole 'deserved' to be fucked with.

deb (2011-03-26 10:11:38)
Actually I think Mike got pwned here. Still a good read though.

CSWALLEY (2011-03-23 18:12:06)
you should have put his real name and email...

NICE (2011-03-23 09:42:53)
Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!

Chrispy (2011-03-21 03:59:22)
clever

Robert (2011-03-21 00:13:22)
Is it just me or does reading the comments always seem like im just rereading The post over and over?

me (2011-03-11 20:25:28)
You midgets are so touchy! lmao

RMAN (2011-03-02 17:10:24)
Im just going to go ahead and say it, Mike got stuffed on that one.

PJ (2011-02-27 16:26:14)
"I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain." - HAHAHAHA, this guy is too awesome.

Airdudewolff (2011-02-26 10:17:03)
Righteous how you gave him the guilt trip man, this one was pretty epic.

Sam (2011-02-21 18:13:30)
I can bring over a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it...hahaha

Sehoni (2011-02-18 07:59:01)
Congratulations. You just found someone who is even bigger ashole than you. Once again you outdid yourself....

Ugo (2011-02-16 17:18:44)
Well, I don't think this one is fun. My wife is a little person.

Peter Phile (2011-02-06 00:53:22)
You lost him by your third message to him. Everyone with a brain knows that Midgets don't have feelings.

mike (2011-01-31 15:33:27)
man this ben guy was the entertainment for this one.

Rick (2011-01-18 23:41:49)
who even sits down to suck a dick?

XD (2011-01-14 17:28:05)
The last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain AHAHAHAHA!

brett (2011-01-01 23:38:52)
Idk about anyone else but I could read these all day! Theres not one on here thats not hilarious and leaving me crying because its so funny

Antonio (2011-01-01 07:29:42)
This is fucking hilarious.

AyuwaBloom (2010-12-17 08:20:10)
Ben was a little harsh there.. LOL! but it was funny indeed. :)

lmao (2010-12-16 23:27:52)
"^Hes a dumbass (2010-10-18 21:16:01) Dude ur fuckin hilarious, is there an itouch app?" -- Yeah its called SAFARI! dumbass...

Zee (2010-12-16 21:43:43)
this was HIGHlarious... both the guys were immensely funny :)

aefw (2010-12-13 06:16:56)
damn midget clogging up my drain

carol (2010-12-02 21:23:46)
wow. what an effing prick. I would've gladly spammed him.

aron (2010-11-22 05:26:55)
you should have not covered his id.. damn loser .. we could have sent him emails having viruses..

guest! (2010-11-14 11:44:48)
lmao ! Go on MIDGETS be the the bigger men! figurativly!

Jake (2010-11-11 15:02:47)
Dude is there an itouch app- shut up you fucking fag!!!

^Hes a dumbass (2010-10-18 21:16:01)
Dude ur fuckin hilarious, is there an itouch app?

Yo Mama (2010-10-15 03:16:30)
he should've continued and made an offer for the falatio, that would've topped it off perfectly

Aw (2010-10-08 14:59:31)
Little person Plumbers

anonymous (2010-09-25 14:04:30)
it's funny how both of them are being assholes.

Anon123 (2010-09-24 23:47:14)
I gotta say, I am a huge fan of this site but I like the way Ben handled himself in that one.

LMBAO (2010-09-23 17:44:55)
So funny...wrong...but funny

Mr. Smith (2010-09-12 00:32:33)
What an asshole i mean if you were really a midget that would hurt

.... (2010-09-11 09:47:29)
"no homo"

Father Don (2010-09-05 21:39:20)
Midgets, Little Boys, they can all suck your dick without sitting down, it's great

kill ben (2010-09-04 11:51:53)
I think you really should have reported him for saying those things xD

anonymous (2010-09-03 01:57:04)
OMG that was me!!!!! I should've known it was a prank haha

Cute Children (2010-08-29 09:11:00)
LOL

Kai (2010-08-23 14:38:50)
lmaorotflol

Kirsten (2010-08-23 11:17:39)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings" ahaaa, genius comment dude

0.o (2010-08-22 16:13:49)
what a dick. not even cool

SQ (2010-08-17 21:40:43)
Wow, what a fucking jackass. I think he beat you at being an asshole.

anonymous (2010-08-17 13:38:27)
Whattacomment.

sarcastic chick (2010-08-12 20:56:01)
Big jobs, come in small packages dont they?

Craig the Midget (2010-08-05 17:47:19)
Im a midget and im not touchy. fuck that guy. i would've unclogged that drain like a son of a bitch.

samantha (2010-08-03 19:31:03)
this guy needs to be shot!

milly (2010-07-30 07:49:12)
wow that guy was really mean

Mar (2010-07-29 06:32:51)
"you're wasting my time, you stupid little fucker..." PRICELESS!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cory (2010-07-23 21:06:41)
This guy is SUCH an asshole. But the "Just because we have little bodies doesn't mean we have little feelings" was a genius quote.

cole (2010-07-20 08:52:53)
ohhh man gott em again dude

... (2010-07-14 14:15:33)
Ben > Life

Aaron Trammell (2010-07-11 22:02:17)
The first of these articles where the recipient ended up looking like a bigger anus than the recipient. Hilarious!

shiittng fuck (2010-07-11 20:29:21)
i thought ben pwned him at the end

anonymous (2010-07-04 19:04:30)
Should of kept it going and asked how much he was willing to pay for him to suck his dick!!!!

Sa Citizen (2010-07-01 04:59:02)
Ben is such a mean guy...LMFAO@ Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!

Allison (2010-06-28 17:54:54)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." Genius.

first (2010-06-28 14:41:53)
FIRST!!!!!!!!!

Micko (2010-06-28 08:24:29)
Byd'way Charlie, I know you mean well but forget the law, we prefer to take our own revenge. Know what I mean ;¬), just cos your small doesn't mean you can't inflict a bit of pain when needed. Thanks for your concern man.

MickotheLittlePeople (2010-06-28 08:20:36)
Sure Hello there and how are yis this fine mornin'. I'm from Ireland & over der us littleuns are held in the highest esteem. The lanky fuckers of 4 foot and over are always on the lookout for our pots o'gold. If I ever have cause to come to Am

ben is an asshole! (2010-06-28 05:27:12)
Little people are cool. This ben fella needs to be taught a lesson not to mess with little people. Post his email address here!

Charlie (2010-06-27 15:10:47)
you actually could report this. It technically is illegal for him to deny somebody work just because they have dwarfism.

eddy (2010-06-27 01:51:22)
wow mike actually got burned this time

Im gay (2010-06-25 09:44:21)
I may be gay, but this was too gay.

John (2010-06-23 00:42:36)
That guy is such a Midgist(This reminds to the term "racist" one's who hate midgets).

irregardless (2010-06-21 22:58:05)
who would want a little person stuck in thier pips

the motherfuck (2010-06-21 03:47:21)
"You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!" motherfuckin' hell ya!!!! goddamn that's some funny shit

me2 (2010-06-16 22:38:11)
Bet this guy never thought he'd say this statement in his life "the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain." lmao

Joe is wrong (2010-06-14 01:10:26)
Joe you're an idiot, suck my balls. Ben is trying to exterminate little people, like Adolf Hitler with the Jews(That happened in WWII). Just so you know, I hate your family.

Joe (2010-06-07 10:28:56)
Wake up people. Ben doesn't hate midgets, he just figured out that Mike was screwing with him.

Donroy (2010-06-07 00:51:13)
Not being mean and stuff, But I LOL'd at Ben's Last Reply!

Neets (2010-06-04 11:22:36)
Lol! Very funny - and it is true this is an email to an ass not from one. Also - the Special Olympics is for people with learning disabilities, the Paralympics is for those with physical disabilities! But the point is still good.

That one (2010-05-05 11:06:13)
LOl, that one is email to asshole.

Simplythebest (2010-05-04 14:41:34)
"I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating against little people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful"...hahahaha gets me everytime

Marcus (2010-05-04 00:25:37)
For once he is not the ass hole...

Liz (2010-04-29 21:42:08)
NO MIDGETS...lol that is awful

Surfersam (2010-04-24 20:23:44)
The Coroner from the Wizard of Oz movie just died at 94 years old. He may have never cleared a drain, but truth be told he probably clogged a few with those German brauts.

Yoshimano (2010-04-23 14:57:18)
The olive oil trick killed me! And, course, the "little feelings" part is brilliant too :)

Jimmy Sweden (2010-04-23 08:34:52)
"he actually got shit on in this one, mission failed." I dont believe he did. He just made Ben look like the ignorant retard and asshole that he is. Its frightening how ignorant people are

Mike (2010-04-20 08:09:06)
"You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker" hahaahahahahaahaha

jessica (2010-04-19 21:25:17)
omfg the guy's last reply was hilarious, but thats sick about being so childish he had to make fun of him, what a fag hahaha

Phil (2010-04-19 02:29:52)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." That's got to be one of the best things I've ever imagined a midget saying.

nigger (2010-04-18 19:41:12)
he actually got shit on in this one, mission failed.

morty (2010-04-15 18:16:50)
hey, i'm one of the little people. i'll crawl up sewage pipe or your ass, if the price is right!

Happy (2010-04-14 16:58:12)
Hey "Sad". Fuck you. That's just how it works. And it's shitty, but you're dumb.

Me (2010-04-14 14:38:58)
This is some funny shit!! But I just got the book and I have to say the stuff in the book is WAY funnier than even the stuff posted here on the website. You guys gotta get this book!!!!

anonymous (2010-04-13 12:58:17)
Lena I like to cut off your limbs and see how well you can perform in the special olympics you Ignorant dumb person.

Balsac Teabagger (2010-04-12 15:40:29)
awesome imagination, dude

JB (2010-04-12 09:46:21)
Great post Lena.....haha

Cubical Laugher (2010-04-09 15:02:41)
"the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain" HAHAHAHA, Pissing myself at work HAHAHAHA!!!

Me (2010-04-07 09:27:37)
At least the Ben guy shows some sense of humor, for a change.

Ash (2010-04-05 13:39:33)
As soon as i read Ben, I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to help you. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) i laughed for about 5straight minutes. funny shit lol

Anita Handjob (2010-03-28 18:10:07)
AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAh

Holy Cow (2010-03-28 01:26:06)
i honestly think people, whites, blacks, latinos, gingers, "little people" and all that politically correct BULLSHIT need to go out of the fucking window. grow thicker skins you dipshit idiot people. so what if a comment "hurts your feelings&#

Nats (2010-03-27 19:07:15)
Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lena (2010-03-27 11:58:26)
Why are people arguing on this site? Arguing with someone over the internet, is basically the same as winning the special olympics: Even if you win you're still RETARDED.

penis lova (2010-03-27 00:48:03)
i would love to see a little MIDGET stuck in a fucking drain pipe trying to unclog it, i would find it uterly HALARIOUS

Cat (2010-03-25 17:45:55)
Doesn't it seem odd that people get so psycho when they're obviously being punk'd? Why are none of the responses like, hahahaha...that's hilarious...now fuck off.

Axel (2010-03-22 14:53:57)
This is hilarious, what would of made this even more epic is if you actually followed up and had someone show up at his house, with a court date and legitimate looking court summoning.

Hahaha (2010-03-20 04:46:44)
Oh my god This is so funny He wants a pipe camera BUT THE GUY ACTS AS A MIDGET TO GO INTO HIS DRAIN!!!!!

Laura (2010-03-18 15:10:11)
"just because we are little people doesnt mean we have little feelings" hahaha awww, hahaha

Jase (2010-03-10 01:22:10)
Alright, but the very end reply just killed it, hahaha

midget (2010-03-03 12:25:02)
haha that ruled

Eric the Midget (2010-03-03 09:22:32)
This is what I've had to do since Howard Stern stopped taking my calls. ACK ACK

A (2010-03-01 16:55:59)
I love all the people start swearing like sailors at the end

vagina (2010-02-26 04:53:48)
hairry paeeeeeeenis

Amanda (2010-02-25 14:09:42)
LMFAOOO AT THE END

missy (2010-02-23 22:52:04)
lmao espcially at "just because we are little people doesn't mean we have little feelings".

Hi (2010-02-23 22:23:23)
Wow, this guys a bigger asshole than you are!

Haywood Jablowme (2010-02-22 22:37:46)
"...and you won't even have to sit down to do it! Hahahahah." Classic.

anonymous (2010-02-22 15:40:39)
Financial aid finance accounting tax return refund

GAH (2010-02-22 00:05:11)
this is funny because the guy wants a pipe camera not a midget! LOL that is why this makes it so funny, he doesn't want a midget

AMidgetNamedBen (2010-02-21 16:43:54)
An MG Classic Frickin MIDGET!!!

AMidgetNamedBen (2010-02-21 16:42:57)
I am a MIDGET and I take extreme offense to being called a LITTLE PERSON. I weigh nearly six stone and ten and stand barely 3 feet 6 inches. How the blases can you refer to me as little? I need a cable winch to get in my car... an MG classic frickin

Minorke (2010-02-21 01:35:27)
Why are women on TLC so catty? That woman from "The Little Couple" is a total bitch for NO APPARENT REASON. Also, I hate Kate Goeslin. I hope she gets a haircut and gets run over by a truck.

MofromZED (2010-02-21 00:05:19)
Honestly speaking,BRO,this one feels like the hunter became the hunted!OWNED!

James Jones (2010-02-19 16:33:02)
Counter-troll is successful. That is all.

Armageddon (2010-02-19 13:50:54)
"...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain." Funniest thing I read in years!

ispyit (2010-02-18 12:20:39)
To be fair, I think you got done here mate

Dita (2010-02-17 21:32:30)
How was Mike owned? He turned Ben into a shrieking, hate-spewing jagbag with a few sentences. Ben is a miserable, festering scrot and we just got to see him in action...

@satan (2010-02-17 17:36:30)
hahahaha that made me laugh...but really this one was funny haha!!

satan (2010-02-17 14:13:58)
wow what an ass (ben) dont worrie your tiny little head when he comes to hell i rape the life outta him

Libra (2010-02-17 08:42:14)
Jeez. The other guy was a real asshole.

Drew (2010-02-17 02:55:29)
I have a feeling that in this case, the guy he was trolling picked up on it pretty quickly and started trolling back.

Hilly (2010-02-16 19:49:24)
this is hilly. thank you. that is all.

shitty midget (2010-02-16 09:22:57)
help help I'm stuck in the pipe. Now I really am a shitty midget

Chocolate Starfish (2010-02-15 21:23:35)
My bad I forgot there we spellcheck police commenting here. In case any of you spel chek GED gods were confused I had a typo (gies = goes) and I apologize profusely for confusing you assholes. This was funny. Yea.

Chocolate Starfish (2010-02-15 21:19:33)
I bet I know this guy, he's trying to out troll you. I've seen him around Red Cross functions donating money as long as it gies toward hipster haircuts for devistated Haitians.

anonymous (2010-02-14 23:48:32)
That is so fuckn funny

me (2010-02-14 12:40:32)
u delete comments FUCK OFF JEW

Rory (2010-02-13 17:59:01)
You can't make me shut up! I may not look like a transgender, but I sure as hell smell like one! You are just jealous because I have both a snatch and a schlong.

NAR (2010-02-13 14:16:23)
Funny.

Armageddon (2010-02-13 05:31:32)
Holy crap, that guy is a fucking asshole. Midgets are funny and all, but shit! He was obviously stupid enough to think he was speaking to an actual midget, and he still acted like a shitfuck. I love dissecting shit on the internet because it makes me feel

anonymous (2010-02-13 03:20:16)
Yeah, Rory, shut up! Do you not have a sense of humor! I suggest you get one before reading these. They're supposed to be funny. Look up the word "funny."

Hoppah (2010-02-12 10:02:43)
Yeah, I wish we were from where Rory is, where everyone is friendly and wonderful, like Munchkinland in Oz.

phuma (2010-02-12 07:31:03)
Cool I want the party cup revolver lol that will work at the clubs

Dun_can (2010-02-12 07:29:42)
Where is Duncan?

Rory (2010-02-12 06:34:06)
Americans are just awful to each other.

FaLishaFae (2010-02-11 09:04:54)
what a dick. but why would anyone want to go down a sewage drain? that is just disgusting!

frAnk (2010-02-11 08:44:31)
answer to an asshole ;)

POG (2010-02-11 08:38:17)
i thought it was pretty funny

Fail (2010-02-11 08:05:07)
I fail. :(

Bob (2010-02-10 16:40:06)
gee, i get sad reading your mails. the people who you write are so sad and angry, and this asshole lets his sewage directly out to a creek? didnt even know you could do that ...even in the US.

Lol (2010-02-10 16:10:58)
I'm actually a "little person", and I thought this post was hilarious! People shouldn't be so easily offended. Also, to 'mac n cheese', I am slim. My diameter is definitely not larger than the average person, thanks.

SomeGuy (2010-02-10 14:37:10)
What kind of dumbass actually sits and writes comments like the one below mine?

Zander (2010-02-10 12:40:13)
If I can't be 1st then I will be last faggots. Last!

Yessa (2010-02-10 11:18:38)
Bridget knows all about Pipe cleaning, She cleans everyones pipes, Dont ya Broom Hilda

Taylor (2010-02-10 10:40:54)
As the name implies so he is,BEN.Bendelle can move to the ground.

rambon (2010-02-10 09:46:11)
the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain.

xxx (2010-02-10 02:33:10)
Ahahahahaha touchй, who is the boss now Mike?

Randy (2010-02-10 00:46:11)
that was epic

Troll (2010-02-09 22:21:48)
you were pwned, dude.

Done Can (2010-02-09 21:14:04)
Haha, it's funny because the guy wanted a camera, but the owner offered to go in the sewage himself!

Justa (2010-02-09 19:38:56)
I'm reading this and I look up at the TV to see my daughter is watching that "Little Couple" show on TLC. I almost peed my pants!

jmw59 (2010-02-09 14:52:37)
one of the best of all time

zebra (2010-02-09 13:11:29)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." Actually very creative line- kudos! Although it was painful to read since Ben is obviously a hateful and discriminatory idiot.

first (2010-02-09 10:34:04)
This site has gone downhill. It sucks you don't put up an RSS, because then I wouldn't have to waste my time coming here to look for updates. I could just be disappointed from the comfort of my inbox.

anonymous (2010-02-09 08:38:01)
Funny, especially the end

patrick (2010-02-09 00:14:27)
hmm... im a little disappointed with this one... it still made me laugh, but still not the genius we have seen previously. i give it a 7/10

walta (2010-02-08 21:57:54)
yep, this is a case of the target being more of an ass than the prankster. not the best on this site :P

anonymous (2010-02-08 21:19:50)
to all those saying that mike got owned...how about this guy being retarded enough to believe that a midget wants to go down his pipe? the guy fell for it like an idiot

pat (2010-02-08 21:15:08)
lmao you should have given out his last name

OWNED (2010-02-08 21:11:47)
Cmon mike, how u gonna let him get away with that one? Have u lost ur touch?

OWNED (2010-02-08 21:11:40)
Cmon mike, how u gonna let him get away with that one? Have u lost ur touch?

Gosh! D:< (2010-02-08 19:46:30)
If you dont think Mikes posts are funny, make your own site, send me the link and then we will see/

deez (2010-02-08 18:53:03)
who appointed twatty to critique our critiques. i thought thats what the comment box was for!! this one just simply wasn't the best one i've read..:)

first (2010-02-08 18:50:49)
^^^

Idiot twatty (2010-02-08 18:46:18)
By this mike guy posting this shit on a public domain he's seeking our approval or the opposite. Some are funny but this one was trash. Deal with it

ohh man (2010-02-08 18:21:32)
Hilarious!!! I've read all the emails, keep them coming plz!!!

FirstFIRSTFirst (2010-02-08 17:22:21)
Hahaha Mike actually got owned on this one IMO haha

first (2010-02-08 17:15:44)
first

pizzle (2010-02-08 15:40:05)
post this asshole's email address, please

twatty (2010-02-08 15:28:36)
who appointed all of you fucktards to critique every post and not only post first but, claim it as an accomplishment? "not the best" "First" "first" "Not first" "not my favorite" omf head

Louiii (2010-02-08 14:01:49)
Big respect, keep em coming!

HE (2010-02-08 12:12:47)
93rd!!!

anonymous (2010-02-08 11:45:05)
I thought this one was great...I think he posted it because the other guy was funny too. Remember the air hockey table guy?

deez (2010-02-08 11:41:37)
not the best, sorry my friend. <3

A Midget (2010-02-08 11:22:24)
wheres ben ? i want the dick

ZePequeno (2010-02-08 11:07:48)
Actually, it's "E-mail TO an asshole".

Church of Fonz (2010-02-08 10:19:20)
Lets us pray, AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Now Sit on it Fonzi be with you!

jack (2010-02-08 10:18:34)
sad. but more sadly, unfunny!

Moberly, MO (2010-02-08 10:18:28)
It is funny because the Ben truly does hate little people. As Dr. K Stone says, "Hate is a tool used by ignorance to intimidate those who are different." This is clearly a choice by Mike to converse with himself as his jokes are becoming more pred

woa. (2010-02-08 10:10:29)
douchebag.

Terry (2010-02-08 09:23:41)
When someone is that big of an asshole, you should post their email address.

Yeah (2010-02-08 09:03:10)
The responder sounds like a 12 year old. How does anyone think he is near the level of the author? Everyone can yell expletives but it takes a true genius to come up with these ridiculous back-stories. "You can come over here and suck my dick and you

anonymous (2010-02-08 08:22:36)
This one is total crap, he wrote both sides! Cmon man, step up your game.

Richard (2010-02-08 07:46:21)
Your off your game buddy. You let the conversation end with a comment from him. Did he have you a "little" exasperated? BTW .... the ad for a plumber at top of comments, very appropriate.

;alskjdf (2010-02-08 05:14:15)
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Scrow (2010-02-08 04:27:43)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." I lol'd. Best line ever.

Jubilee (2010-02-08 03:28:18)
this one took a dark and insidious turn.

@ Legal Notice (2010-02-08 03:17:55)
you looks like a midget too, wanna come over here and wanna suck cock while standing lol

mac n cheese (2010-02-08 02:45:45)
midget are not slim. just short. the diameter of a midget is the same if not larger than the average person.

puny (2010-02-07 23:50:36)
I waited two weeks for this shitty ass post?

anonymous (2010-02-07 19:45:42)
You all suck midget cocks

kyle (2010-02-07 14:46:09)
Pretty sure he out-assholed you on this one. Better step up your game

FFFFFFUUUU (2010-02-07 14:34:44)
First

How could you (2010-02-07 14:26:33)
let him get the last word. Fuck that guy. Post his email address.

ali (2010-02-07 13:05:25)
this is the worse one so far. try a little harder please

Legal Notice (2010-02-07 09:14:03)
We at the Society to Prevent the Abuse of Midgets (SPAM), hereby notify you that we are opening a case with the relevant authorities.

Todd (2010-02-07 08:20:28)
my cock would look ginormous getting a hand job from a midget

Di (2010-02-07 08:01:03)
Hahaha! This time you're the one who's loss at word! Good for you, though! ;) Please update more often!!

Sad (2010-02-07 07:49:28)
That this exchange exists make me sad. I mean there really are little people out there, do they actually have to face this kind of discrimination? I had no idea. :(

spa (2010-02-07 06:27:12)
lol this time the other guy wins and is even more funny

first (2010-02-07 04:59:40)
first

Ben (2010-02-07 03:37:33)
I am a fucking faggot! But I am still first.

BStapes (2010-02-06 23:51:49)
That dude must be queer if he wants a midget dude to suck his dick

kim (2010-02-06 21:55:58)
so who was the asshole? i think the midget was.

doctordri (2010-02-06 20:20:54)
If this guy was for real and wasn't aware it was a joke, Ben is a fucking idiot.

Neegaar (2010-02-06 19:44:17)
This was about as funny as watching my mom take a shit.

Hoq (2010-02-06 19:13:24)
This totally went in a different direction than I was expecting. You ended up not being the asshole, which is a bigger twist than the 6th Sense.

MWL (2010-02-06 18:17:08)
This was the best line. "If you are concerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything." It made me LOL.

heyeveryoneonhere (2010-02-06 17:55:58)
you're here so that says something about you doesn't it?

51st (2010-02-06 17:54:44)
Woot

anonymous (2010-02-06 17:20:53)
fucking awesome!!!!!!!

Ben (2010-02-06 16:55:15)
Not funny and seems so unreal

Jai (2010-02-06 16:50:57)
I love how ben is the aggravator in the conversation!

I like little people (2010-02-06 16:43:57)
Hey Drunken just incase you were confused he never sent any of the rude emails towards "little people" he simply pretended to be a little person it was the other asshole who apparently discriminates!!

Jay (2010-02-06 16:40:09)
That could have gone so much farther.

lol (2010-02-06 13:39:31)
The adds related to the story topic crack me up! They should have a pipe with a "little person" snaking it. hahahaha

everyone on here (2010-02-06 13:37:23)
is a fucking moron

epic (2010-02-06 13:37:12)
this shit makes my day!

to the comment below (2010-02-06 13:26:47)
IT was actually Duncan but this guy blocked me from posting my name.....

Drunken (2010-02-06 13:26:03)
How is this funny? You are discriminating against a entire group of people. Please be more considerate before sending such rude emails.

G (2010-02-06 13:01:40)
Funny.... but a let down after such a long wait from the last ad.

Bryan (2010-02-06 12:34:28)
you got smoked out.

anonymous (2010-02-06 11:35:54)
definately should have kept it going. maybe with an e-mail from the craigs list "supervisory counsil" or something, banning this dude from the site

DW (2010-02-06 11:30:26)
Worst one by far.....You're losing it.

anonymous (2010-02-06 10:57:14)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." Amazing.

mhm (2010-02-06 10:53:23)
this one sucked really, worst so far

umm (2010-02-06 09:19:45)
So this dudes sh*t gets dumped in the creek? Where the hell does that happen.

danica (2010-02-06 07:57:48)
best one so far.....

dale (2010-02-06 07:44:39)
yeah, solid finisher lol

Jimminy Cricket (2010-02-06 07:19:29)
I think the asshole got out-assholed by this Ben guy.

zz (2010-02-06 05:13:44)
lol! ben rules!!!

Geek (2010-02-06 03:08:36)
Wow! The 1st one to be a bigger asshole than Mike.

ben (2010-02-06 03:05:47)
why would a sewer drain be going to a creek.. does he mean storm drain?

LuLuBellz (2010-02-06 02:46:07)
lol... I merely had the idea, when reading about the olive-oil lubrication technique this "midget" has, of MIDGET WRESTLING! Need to find a wrestling training add and pull that, it'd be amazing. :D

Supra98 (2010-02-06 01:40:56)
EPIC!

omar (2010-02-06 01:32:57)
you shoulda kept going this guy seems like hes dumb enough to go back and forth for days

Light 1 (2010-02-06 00:59:59)
Close to perfect with this one... way to end it with his last response. lol.

Sami (2010-02-06 00:24:07)
"You midgets are so touchy!" THAT needs to be on a T-shirt. But seriously man?! Sounds like this guy has had run ins with "little people" before, and acted just as douchy as he is now.

Greg (2010-02-06 00:23:53)
I think you have met your match with this one.

awesome (2010-02-05 23:58:22)
i needs me a good midget blowjob

anonymous (2010-02-05 23:29:51)
"Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings." Best sentence ever.

Deyme (2010-02-05 22:38:02)
the reason there aren't 3 a week is because not everyone replies to him, according to him only 10% reply.

scott (2010-02-05 22:11:16)
i think it's funnier when they take offense, but still pretty good. i'd like to see like 3 a week rather than 3 a month, though. regardless of quality

tjdet (2010-02-05 21:36:43)
to be honest. not your best work

Roger from Ohio (2010-02-05 21:22:53)
that was me who was first by the way. I didn't have time to type my name, because I typed first really fast.

murphy (2010-02-05 21:19:47)
niggers like that should be castrated

ShortMexican (2010-02-05 21:07:24)
hahahaah this shit was funny!!!!

MAtt (2010-02-05 20:40:40)
holy FUCK that was funny!!! i love that dude's evil laughter at the end lol

What he said! (2010-02-05 20:16:00)
Sorry, I read the archives and I just finished the one about the farmer that needed an assistant to kill horses and dump the bodies. I am now numb. I know this is funny, but I can't laugh. It's just not fair...

Bridget (2010-02-05 19:53:27)
This was funny but Ben is a real asshole. He's more assholish than the "asshole" sending the mock emails.

jackamo (2010-02-05 19:53:20)
hahaha fuck midgets

Oompa Loompa (2010-02-05 19:41:22)
"the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET" Fuckin gold!!!

Gidget the Midget (2010-02-05 19:20:21)
It ain't funny when they're in on the joke...

first (2010-02-05 19:18:50)
first!

Frank (2010-02-05 19:18:15)
Wow... this asshole "Ben" seriously needs dealt with. I think this victim is begging to have his email and last name divulged.

Luke (2010-02-05 19:15:42)
Special inside.

Luke (2010-02-05 19:15:02)
Holy crap, that guy is a fucking asshole. Midgets are funny and all, but shit! He was obviously stupid enough to think he was speaking to an actual midget, and he still acted like a shitfuck. I love dissecting shit on the internet because it makes me feel

Not Mike (2010-02-05 19:14:09)
I wonder how Tyrone feels about midgets and their skill at not getting stuck in pipes.

Rose (2010-02-05 19:13:01)
LOL. best.

D (2010-02-05 19:11:30)
Wow. I think he stumbled across his brother separated at birth.

fourth! (2010-02-05 19:07:58)
w00t!

notfirst (2010-02-05 19:02:14)
dammit!

first (2010-02-05 19:01:53)
first!

Ben (2010-02-05 18:57:40)
First!

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