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Xbox Repairman
Posted at: 2010-01-08 12:16:03
Original ad:
Broken Xbox 360? Red ring of death? Disc-read error? No problem! We repair broken Xbox 360s for $50 or less. Call or email ***-***-2811 or **********@comcast.net
From Me to **********@comcast.net:

Hello,

I sure hope you will be able to help me. I'm not sure what is wrong with my Xbox but it will not turn on. I've tried plugging it in to a bunch of different outlets, but none of them seem to work. Do you think you can help?

Thanks,

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

Hi Mike,

The outlet most likely has nothing to do with why your system won't turn on.

I certainly can help you though. I will rectify your xbox and can have it back to you in a week or so depending on the problem. Do you live in the area or would you like to ship the console?

Dean

From Me to Dean ******:

Oh my god, you are sick! I will not let you do that unspeakable act to my Xbox. I always knew that the internet is full of freaks and sexual deviants, but you have reached a new low. I thought your ad was for Xbox repairs, but I have been horribly mistaken.

From Dean ****** to Me:

Mike,

I'm not sure what you think I was saying. To rectify is to repair or mend something that is broken. I was only trying to tell you that I would repair your Xbox. I am sorry for any misunderstanding.

Dean

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

Don't lie to me. I know what rectify means, and the fact that you want to do it with an Xbox is disgusting. I can't even imagine how it is possible to do it with something that big, or what kind of pleasure that could possibly bring to a pervert like you. Regardless, I want my Xbox to be fixed, not to be violated and returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces. I will just mail it back to where I bought it and hope that the warranty is not void.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

You clearly don't know the definition of rectify. I assure you I only want to fix your system.

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

I don't even want to know what you mean by "fix my system." Leave me alone before I call the police, you pervert.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

I mean I am going to solve the problem that is causing your Xbox 360 to not turn on. That is all.

From Me to Dean ******:

Dean,

Even if you did return it to me and it worked, I would never be able to look at my Xbox the same way. There will always be the thought in the back of my mind that you took it and violated it.

I am going to post an ad warning other unsuspecting victims about the true disgusting motive behind your ad. What you are doing is sick.

Mike

From Dean ****** to Me:

If you do that then I will post an ad explaining that you are a fucking idiot that doesn't know what "rectify" means. Go fuck yourself.
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Before I read the "ass hair and feces" part, I thought you were making a joke about SHIPPING the console.
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Chris (2013-01-17 14:41:02)
"To rectify is to repair or mend something that is broken." Rectify actually means 'to resolve' You can't 'rectify an xbox, but you can rectify the issues associated with it. This guy had it coming
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Well... There goes my business... My wife... My kids... My house... My car... Mike, go fuck yourself. On a lighter note, fuck this site is funny.
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He got angry right after u started about posting it on the net, whaha nice.
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The Xbox guy kept it cool really long, most of these morons you talk to via email start raging after 2-3 mails
Dean (2012-06-23 19:10:36)
All I was trying to say was that I wanted to stick his Xbox 360 up my ass and let it slide out again the next day. Is that too much to ask?
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Covered in ass hairs and feces. LMFAO! You crack me up!
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He actually managed to keep he's cool, for quite some time. Got a horrible graphic image of the "xbox covered in ass hairs and feces" yuck..
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Holy shit, can't stop laughing, "covered in ass hair and feces", hahah xD
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HAHA! covered in ass hairs and feces! LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT PART!
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What would he have done if the kid didn't say rectify?
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haha....you are so sick man...and i mean it in a good way lol
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your mother (2011-12-08 13:03:55)
this is a pretty good one .... and people who say some of these are borring or suck ass can suck some big hairy dragon balls all these if you have the rite mind are funny now if your hating on this post the go fuck yourself
jumanji (2011-11-29 22:21:13)
I'd rectify his Xbox too!! BANG BANG!!
LOL (2011-11-26 22:53:53)
This is by far the funniest. LMAO
me (2011-10-31 01:25:22)
I read this in Peter Griffin's voice
Saulsid (2011-10-20 17:20:15)
Go rectify yourself.
Ass Rectifier (2011-09-19 03:11:34)
I'd like to rectify someone's arse... Can someone volunteer? :)
! (2011-09-10 02:32:25)
He hasn't even used the word "rectify" properly there lol What he said makes no sense.
:D (2011-09-03 05:00:20)
Mike, you should've accused him of trying to find ways to get your X-box to "turn on".
Danielle (2011-08-31 22:15:29)
Did he think the repairman was Chris Chan? X-D
Buck Tuddrussel (2011-08-30 00:38:59)
oh mike, you have such a way with words.
Esoteric Anomaly (2011-08-05 00:11:11)
returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces.
rectify (2011-07-28 17:48:27)
ADSF he was not depending on them to say word word rectify you dumbass... GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Maddoxxx (2011-07-28 16:24:42)
Bit of a rip off from Maddox Xmission but still very funny!
Tr0LLZor (2011-07-18 21:02:13)
Ass hairs
The (2011-07-17 01:17:45)
Man i spit out my water onto my keyboard on the 3rd email
carbo (2011-06-26 21:12:48)
my god.....funny!
Fire (2011-06-25 12:18:05)
No one obviously has watched Tron :(
anonymous (2011-06-15 12:40:56)
OH MY GOOOOD. I am laughing my eyes out.
anonymous (2011-06-13 13:06:49)
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA CRYING
Akira Suzuki (2011-06-07 15:01:06)
xD WTF?? covered in ass hair and feces xD
This was (2011-06-02 18:33:56)
very poor. Random trolling is always of low standard. Maybe be more on topic nect time.
@ASDF (2011-05-28 01:03:31)
@ASDF If the thread didn't turn out, then he wouldn't post it here.
@ASDF (2011-05-28 01:02:34)
@ASDF If the thread didn't turn out, then he wouldn't post it here.
someone (2011-05-22 20:37:54)
If it was me I would notice the the troll in the first replies... MAN! those people you talk to are so stupid, and this makes things even funnier
dot (2011-05-10 08:18:10)
This is the shit!
annoying orange (2011-04-27 06:18:34)
i couldn't breath when i read the "covered in ass hair..." part.so hilarious.. this is one of the best if not the best.
1325 (2011-04-19 02:26:12)
I enjoy how you kept all your replies professional with the name entry and exits "Dean" and "Mike" through all of them except the first reply, and his went unprofessional after the 2nd reply. hahaha
Dolphus Vadna (2011-04-17 23:08:01)
HAHAHA!!! I could hardly breathe after reading this. You have the same sense of humor as me but I haven't taken it to this level. Priceless!
dane (2011-04-09 21:23:57)
Woww omfgg!! Covered in ass hairs haha idk how I would explain laughing so hard in english
chzo (2011-04-07 19:21:31)
Surprised me you didn't take the "not turn on" opportunity Anyways, one of the best
Scoobz (2011-04-04 18:54:21)
Mike, your the man! I don't know where this will take you, but you got me tuned homie lol. this ish is hilarious/
Jessica (2011-04-01 19:26:48)
Oh this was priceless!! How do these people not realize they're being trolled! lol
broski (2011-04-01 16:32:18)
dude they should totally make an ipod app for this guy
Lord (2011-03-31 00:26:55)
I think he was going to describe how he fucked up his Xbox in a hilarious manner. Instead it was spoon-fed to him. Well played, Mike.
ADSF (2011-03-29 18:11:40)
Was this whole joke depending on him using the word "rectify"? What would happen if he didn't?
T0AST3R (2011-03-23 12:13:20)
Dude Im in sschool and Ive been reading these things during health, its so hard to not bust out fuckin laughing. This guy is fuckin hilarious. Thumbs up
DUde. (2011-03-22 22:50:45)
I'm really getting pissed off when all the comments are quotes from the e-mail. COMMENT; don't paste.
Someone (2011-03-16 01:37:22)
Gay
don dee (2011-03-09 05:25:00)
This is the best one of all (and I think I've read all your posts). Why did that repairman use the big word "rectify" when all he wanted to say was "fix". Serves him right. This is too funny. Now I won't be able to use the word rec
Airdudewolff (2011-02-26 10:33:52)
You brought this shit to life homes. Usually you act like the chill guy wanting to help, but this time you became a prick. Awesome, you can play good cop and bad cop.
ArmyRanger (2011-02-26 02:49:34)
THIS guy knows how to live! Tell my wife all the time this is why God allows idiots to survive...for MY entertainment! LOL! 'We love it here, we love it here, you bet your ass we love it here!'
claire (2011-02-24 01:43:24)
I peed >.<
Anon (2011-02-21 04:02:23)
Having you system repaired not by Microsoft will violate the warrenty
Ugo (2011-02-17 19:32:26)
Love that Dean is being so gentle and "salesman-minded"..... until the last email!
wrighteous (2011-01-28 08:18:02)
This is one of the funnier ones he's posted. I couldn't stop laughing.
,,,,,,,, (2011-01-14 17:39:11)
It always ends with 'go fuck yourself'.
F-A-G (2011-01-11 17:07:52)
EPIC!!! First one that made me fall of my chair! XD
FROSTED urinal CAKE! (2011-01-11 08:45:11)
yes, my name implies that i "frost" urinal cakes... with salty hot white icing. perfect for children's parties! i do parties for a living, and i am asking $50 for the entire service, which also includes the famous clown, Mr. Cock and Balls!
Antonio (2011-01-08 19:10:58)
I fucking love this :D He should have posted the ad warning the people. It would have made things twice as funny lmfao :)
Dean ******* (2011-01-02 21:44:09)
i was only trying to tell him that i wanted to stick his xbox up my ass and let it slide out the next day, thats not too much to ask is it :I
jcole (2010-12-23 17:58:58)
rectify = rectum
anonyMOOSE (2010-12-17 23:32:07)
HAHAHAHA. I love this one.
not my name (2010-12-06 13:57:04)
@darkwing duck, you are calling someone else a second rate hack for doing something like someone else does, and you use a name that clearly was used before. mike rocks!
awesome (2010-11-30 18:25:41)
Something I love about these, but also kinda bugs me. It seems as though all of these end with someone telling you to go to hell, or go fuck yourself, or fuck you. Perhaps, that's how you know you've won.
rob (2010-11-29 09:52:09)
@sdfg at least the xbox have games.
Dave (2010-11-21 12:47:02)
Sounds to me like this guy is on the wind up himself. As soon as I read his take on 'fix my system' I got suspicious.
Jake (2010-11-11 12:01:02)
Dude this is awesome shit!
tayblu (2010-11-10 12:43:43)
@darwing duck. you fuck leave him the hell alone!!
Mickey Mouse (2010-11-05 02:20:37)
SEXBOX!
ad (2010-10-26 01:38:12)
When Dean said "turn on" the poster should have said something about getting his X-Box into new fetishes LOL
BSims (2010-10-24 19:42:37)
i laughed soo hard
Happy African (2010-10-12 16:48:16)
Rectify, hahahaha
a (2010-10-11 20:23:47)
I would never be able to look at my Xbox the same way..lolz
Darkwing Duck (2010-10-10 18:28:03)
Lol, good attempt at being David Thorne. Complete failure though, you second rate hack.
Sean (2010-09-30 08:33:49)
WTF MAN?! this is crazy hilarious! How come no one knows about your site! you gotta work on the marketing big time and let others enjoy these crazy ass mails!
anonymous (2010-09-29 21:11:11)
wow what a dumbass. doesnt know what rectify means and made himself look stupid
willow_kidd (2010-09-20 19:35:10)
my tummy hurts from laughing so hard
M (2010-09-20 16:05:29)
it would make my fucking day if just one of these people posting these ads would be stupid enough to accept these demands
... (2010-09-18 01:27:38)
i don't even know who's trolling who in the comments between ashley, sarah, and the rest of them fags made a sarah. they mad.
A (2010-09-15 16:34:37)
It seems a lot of people want to see this guy fucking himself.
Andre (2010-08-20 22:24:36)
The best part of all this is that he misused the word "rectify" to begin with.
Jackface (2010-08-18 19:10:57)
Aaaand now I can't look at my Xbox the same again. Hilarious.
@sdfg (2010-08-18 18:21:04)
go fuck yourself, xbox pones
Shelby (2010-08-17 21:34:12)
XD This is the funniest one yet! That was just hilarious
sdfg (2010-08-14 21:36:55)
thats why xbox sucks
... (2010-08-12 20:48:28)
clapz
Gonzo (2010-08-05 16:29:30)
I hurt myself laughing.
Tom (2010-08-01 10:09:01)
Fucking hilarious! You're great!
Eri (2010-07-29 02:00:25)
"Regardless, I want my Xbox to be fixed, not to be violated and returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces." omg HAHA
koko (2010-07-26 21:36:23)
PAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH i fugging love you
Michael (2010-07-23 07:04:28)
damn you guys are retards.... ashley is obviously trolling.. u are the retards
ashley (2010-07-22 05:32:56)
it could also be the plug you are trying. the plug might not be working properly, maybe you should check if there is electricity in the plug you plugged it into.
Kobolt (2010-07-21 20:02:02)
sarah... wither you were stuper cereal, or just running the joke, Either way LOLZ to you
Kyle (2010-07-21 12:50:09)
Sarah... /facepalm.
Tommy (2010-07-19 05:02:56)
LOL! Ashley! haha
Sarah (2010-07-18 20:12:51)
Wow. Ashley, this email is a joke. He doesn't have a broken X-Box.
ashley (2010-07-18 11:13:21)
hey mike, Did you make sure the electricity is on in your house? that happend to me before. This guy came to my house to fix my xbox cause it wouldnt work. and silly me i didnt know you needed electricity.
God (2010-07-14 14:00:22)
I mean I am going to solve the problem that is causing your Xbox 360 to not turn on. That is all. "Turn on" Perfect chance,
miss fouroclock (2010-07-13 13:43:29)
HA! how lucky he happened to use rectify... that's fucking great.
Crimz (2010-07-08 11:06:04)
I wouldn't want ass hairs on my Xbox lol
lol (2010-07-05 07:50:20)
rofl This is the best fuckin one, I spit my drink all over my keyboard from laughing
ding (2010-07-05 07:12:47)
red ring of death im sure
Salty (2010-07-04 12:35:46)
This one wasn't funny if you have been rectified before.
Kesha-pup (2010-07-03 16:41:55)
That was f-in alrious send more !!! Luv ya!
Sarasylum (2010-06-30 21:39:43)
OK, I have to stop reading these, I had surgery a few days ago and I think I've ripped a few stitches out from laughing so hard! The funny...it hurts!
andy (2010-06-28 14:48:23)
This is the best site eva!!!not really into browsing till I found this site!!!I love it!I hope ur making lots of cash!!!south african fan!!
walter (2010-06-27 12:35:51)
"I will not let you do that unspeakable act to my Xbox. " .....HILARIOUS!!
Amanda (2010-06-24 08:31:58)
I'm so dumb!
Amanda (2010-06-23 14:56:13)
OMG ... you are SOOOO hilarious! I LOVE IT!
sodamnwitty (2010-06-22 18:49:54)
i had clicked on this page a while ago but had left it tabbed and in the meantime i was trying to fix my xbox because it JUST got red rings and as i was going through my tabs on how to fix it i came back to this. coincidence? i think not
Theycallmealotofthin (2010-06-21 00:33:47)
Dean I just wanna let you know that I taught you well. I am very proud of you.
Peggy (2010-06-11 05:07:00)
I am addicted to your warped way of harassing unsuspecting people. Keep up the good work! ;-)
RamDac99 (2010-06-11 04:37:44)
best site ive come across in a long time .. bravo
Nerf_herder (2010-06-07 18:54:04)
He's ALLWAYS pushing them to the point where they resolve to using the word "fuck" :) that's nice :)
anonymous (2010-06-06 20:18:56)
meh. this one is so not funny.
LaLa (2010-05-31 06:39:27)
LMAO
TWSharpe (2010-05-25 20:09:02)
@Lmao I hear ya dude. I thought the exact same thing! This guy is a fuckin' genius!!!
Range Rover (2010-05-25 11:34:53)
@jennifer and junior. seriously? lol this shits helarious. pull the stick out of your asses. try enjoying it you preppy ass baskets
PrincessBrittany (2010-05-18 02:21:35)
This Is HILARIOUS! Everytime I Read One, I Like Fall On the Floor Laughing. :DDD
carl (2010-05-15 15:02:17)
Id fuck this e-mail like the guy wanted to fuck the xbox.
Joshy Poo (2010-05-12 17:43:53)
Rebecca, thats funny. " I peed a little". Good Shit!
Jennifer (2010-05-11 14:52:53)
@ Junior: Hi-5!
rebecca (2010-05-06 04:22:29)
first time on this site and i am fucking dying!! i'm lsughing, i'm crying, and i think i peed a little!
Junior (2010-05-05 13:58:52)
Your Mom learn how to get manners low life and stop insulting other people to make yourself feel better scumbag.
Your Mom (2010-05-04 22:14:28)
@jessica Learn how to spell you dumb bitch. *psycho
Adam (2010-05-04 20:54:33)
I think that Deans comment at the end was the funniest part.
LOL (2010-04-30 10:53:14)
I get it, because rectify sounds like a verb involving the rectum
arbitrarily (2010-04-21 17:03:45)
I didn't find this one funny, to be honest.
asshole (2010-04-20 18:08:08)
omg lol wtf
jessica (2010-04-19 21:55:40)
and i love the twist how he makes the other guy look like a sycho xD
jessica (2010-04-19 21:43:59)
fucking epic win xD
Dickman (2010-04-12 07:53:09)
I was reading and got to "Oh my god, you are sick! I will not let you do that unspeakable act to my Xbox." and had to go back... "I certainly can help you though. I will rectify your xbox"....& I fucking died.
Lolol. (2010-04-07 20:34:30)
Dean, Don't lie to me. I know what rectify means, and the fact that you want to do it with an Xbox is disgusting.
blaine (2010-04-05 22:18:11)
comedy mussolini
blowme (2010-04-05 10:31:25)
i've reticified an xbox once....there are ways.
es (2010-03-28 19:03:30)
niggers and kykes rule, crustians and slummers suck cock and love it
ladidah (2010-03-12 08:36:13)
Probably made up, but still funny. Even funnier though that adsense would place an ad at the top of the page for an xbox repair service. Now that's some funny shiz! :D
ha! (2010-03-11 19:40:23)
To lmao: shutup and let this guy do his work. He's funnier than you, comedy hitler.
PeePeePants (2010-03-11 02:52:24)
I'm going to have to take you to small claims court for all of my pee pee'ed pants! IDC what anyone else says you are fu**ing GOLDEN! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
JN (2010-03-07 10:47:22)
This site is awsome, many good laughs, but this one was terrible.
What? (2010-03-02 15:16:02)
sorry, i meant Feb 12
What? (2010-03-02 15:14:24)
Do you see that comment made on Feb. 2 by someone named "guy?" What an idiot!
Leo (2010-02-28 03:51:21)
Talking about brown ring of death
Da Mom (2010-02-27 11:28:34)
OMG I needed a laugh like that. First time seeing this. i think i need a brownie....
yudi (2010-02-24 12:52:48)
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Bean (2010-02-22 23:53:42)
I love it when they finally break.
mynaughtystory (2010-02-19 23:03:55)
I just discovered your site. This is funny stuff.
pussyeater69 (2010-02-19 19:25:29)
love this man...way more than pussy!
cassidi (2010-02-18 20:49:23)
that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. i am seriously laughing out loud right now!
babyp3k (2010-02-18 02:30:13)
fuckin LOL
Agreed (2010-02-17 21:35:18)
If it's all made up then he's even more funny.
ji (2010-02-16 08:09:37)
@guy: is it less funny because its made up? whats the point?
Scammer (2010-02-16 00:52:16)
The dude wasn't sending the xboxes into microsoft, he was probably just replacing the heat clamps inside the xbox. Which is a temporary fix for about a month and then it will be broken again. Pretty easy 50 bucks.
Detroit Al (2010-02-14 17:58:23)
I want to be bffs with whomever is responsible for all this. I'm so happy.
DUH! (2010-02-13 10:48:17)
Sounds like a rated X box
lmao (2010-02-12 20:03:12)
You missed an opportunity on "I mean I am going to solve the problem that is causing your Xbox 360 to not turn on. That is all." regarding 'turning on' though but regardless, funny sh(t
Guy (2010-02-12 12:08:50)
DO YOU GUYS REALIZE THESE ARE ALL MADE UP? None of these conversations are real.
DRi (2010-02-11 01:42:31)
lol. obscene acts to turn the xbox on? lol.
Box (2010-02-10 22:33:02)
wow /favorites dontevenreply.com xD
Robin (2010-02-10 15:50:10)
To be honest, this guy wasn't an asshole. He was pretty reasonable throughout. Still really funny though! XD
Yessa (2010-02-10 13:22:31)
Hey hey yoapplesauce Release your Dank
kim (2010-02-06 21:54:17)
this is the funniest thing i've ever read
ben (2010-02-03 12:27:55)
great site always love the new posts. keep it up man.
bsherman (2010-02-02 22:27:18)
i love this shit. if you want to do a duo on this shit let me know i would love to help out with some of this shit.
joe bunzey (2010-02-01 21:38:28)
this shit is so good ! keep it up
Gaby (2010-01-29 01:30:04)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I have been laughing so hard reading these! Pleaseee keep this up! My new favorite site
Jason DeVault (2010-01-27 17:51:28)
This the jerky boys all over again. Can someone please come up with something original. Andy Kaufman comedy sucks!
Supergecko (2010-01-26 21:32:31)
i don't think he was making it up, he probably was gonna say something else but when he saw the word rectify he decided to go with the xbox pervert thing.
Josh (2010-01-22 08:28:53)
More please
psh (2010-01-20 17:16:39)
people try to use big words all the time to try to sound smarter! I bet this guy thought he sounded so smart and professional using the word "rectify" instead of "fix"
Jim (2010-01-20 17:12:25)
This one does sound set up... No one uses the term "rectify your xbox." The originals are great, but we can tell when you're making it up just to have something to post!
Beastman (2010-01-19 23:32:16)
brilliant
JittyBap (2010-01-19 17:09:30)
Dumb.
Bones (2010-01-18 19:48:58)
Oh God if I laugh any harder I'm going to bust a rib!
hehe (2010-01-18 16:59:15)
hehe
Geek Nazi (2010-01-18 03:48:59)
...things instead of fixing them.
Geek Nazi (2010-01-18 03:47:30)
Sounds like the guy is scamming people anyway. RRoD fixes/replacements are free directly from Microsoft. He's probably just sending the boxes in for replacement and pocketing the $50, which makes it that much more likely that he spends all rectifying
JimJap (2010-01-17 18:21:24)
This guy is really good at coming up with original funny ways to get people pissed off at him.
Beau Nuss (2010-01-17 16:35:12)
I rectify all of your Moms.
gosh (2010-01-17 09:38:33)
I dunno what everyone's having a girly tantrum about, this was like, SO FUNNY. I lolled. hard.
AutismMom (2010-01-16 18:29:16)
I keep coming back here and reading this every day. Its funny as hell. I love this one. I think I've read it now at least a dozen times.
dale (2010-01-15 11:31:12)
"Who ever creates these is a genius. These are hilarious and creative... You Rock!" FTFY!
goonbgone (2010-01-14 20:40:53)
I'm tired of reading ur dumbshit comments. Fuck off.
Dipshit (2010-01-14 20:38:27)
get a sense of humor
ThisSiteisRetarded (2010-01-14 13:16:00)
Who ever creates these is an asshole. These aren't funny or creative... Get a life...
Krista (2010-01-14 08:15:25)
I read them all. You kept me up until 5:14 am. I love this... you must share your genius with the world... time to make vids out of this stuff.
anonymous (2010-01-14 06:15:21)
i bet he was going to say the xbox caught on fire or something
anonymous (2010-01-13 23:38:28)
he was probibly saw he stole it or smashed it originally
Curious (2010-01-13 23:07:20)
I'm curious as to where you were originally going to take this before he used the word "rectify." Or if you just make them up as you go along.
Filp (2010-01-13 06:39:06)
Very nice post!
YES (2010-01-13 02:49:04)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
anonymous (2010-01-12 23:14:03)
this is awsome fuck all of you who say this is stupid well we didnt make you read this so you can leave the site
Anthony (2010-01-12 18:51:04)
i cryed out loud reading this :) hilarious!
The Goon (2010-01-12 15:27:54)
Man, this guy was just trying to make an honest buck fixing X-boxes, and here you go accusing him of potentially violating an X-box! SHAME ON YOU!
bubba (2010-01-12 15:16:38)
didn't do it. i love the webnet. you all make me want to hang from a scarecrow post for a night.
Moberly, MO (2010-01-12 11:14:40)
I love felching!
Infra (2010-01-12 00:43:19)
Holy shit, took me by surprise! XD
I Love My DER Tshirt (2010-01-11 23:00:58)
Hilarious. Even my other half who usually thinks these are stupid laughed her ass off. And, I love my badass tshirt from your store.
lol (2010-01-11 20:41:59)
Not funny, immature.
Naes (2010-01-11 19:43:23)
The last comment made by Dean was the funniest line.
Bigdaddy (2010-01-11 12:46:41)
Not that funny.
fastfunfurious (2010-01-11 12:44:28)
love the fact that you are getting advertisers that match up to support you,,,,,,,keep it up
Dumb-can (2010-01-11 10:59:05)
Rectify: (verb) to insert one's penis into..hence..I wish to rectify Duncan's facehole
LL (2010-01-11 09:11:36)
This is the best!
Dun Can (2010-01-10 22:39:57)
what does rectify mean?
Rude (2010-01-10 16:44:56)
hilarious
andromeda (2010-01-10 08:08:35)
I did not see this one coming, took me by surprise, hilarious nevertheless!! :D
ellasmity (2010-01-10 05:37:49)
you are awesome, please keep making these!!
anonymous (2010-01-10 03:25:52)
I like this one.
anonymous (2010-01-09 22:24:12)
Purple smiles from this mognot. All day long !
gramophoneeeeeee (2010-01-09 21:01:13)
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous123 (2010-01-09 17:20:25)
Yea this one is differnt, i dont like it. but they cant all be GOLD
Jubilee (2010-01-09 15:46:13)
interesting how tastes differ. i'm not crazy about this one. it was one of the few that actually makes me question whether these are real or not. i gladly suspend disbelief for these, but some of them make me raise an eyebrow.
Troll (2010-01-09 12:36:05)
Don't listen to me
anonymous (2010-01-09 11:23:58)
fuck the dow chemical company
bubba (2010-01-09 11:10:23)
I don't get it
Try Everything (2010-01-09 04:53:53)
This post gave me the idea to grease up my X-Box and insert it rectally. I then plugged it in and had my two kids play Half-Life for 3 hours. It was exciting for all of us, but now I truly have a red ring of death and must stay in bed.
Zander (2010-01-09 03:38:51)
Wait.. I am the one who is gay.. 1st one too..
bk (2010-01-09 02:41:42)
great. dont listen to the trolls.
Dean (yes...) (2010-01-09 01:14:33)
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!
MARCo (2010-01-08 23:37:00)
hahaha this was a good one. I bet dean went home and told his wife or kids or friends or w;e about the idiot who emailed him. he clearly wanted your business
pedophile (2010-01-08 22:54:45)
all this talk about ass hairs and feces makes me horny. I loved touching myself whilst reading this
anonymous (2010-01-08 22:48:12)
omfg this is the best one
matt (2010-01-08 21:54:11)
an awesome return to form. I have tears in my eyes, and just woke my gf up cos i was laughing so hard.
Jimmy t (2010-01-08 20:12:52)
Love it!! The best part is, the red ring of death and disc read errors are covered under warranty. "Mike" did everyone a service for by harrassing this guy. And it was funny to boot!!!!
paul (2010-01-08 18:32:27)
I also think this is the best one yet!
joejew (2010-01-08 17:58:39)
I think it's fair to say this one sucks. I didn't have that high hopes for it seeing as it came so soon after the last one. I'd rather you take 2 weeks to post a good new one than spend 5 minutes on a shit one like this (which had potential un
Suggestion (2010-01-08 16:42:29)
Your posts are devolving. This one maybe a kindergardener would find funny
applesauce (2010-01-08 16:10:29)
what I meant to say is that I love you
hey yoapplesauce (2010-01-08 16:00:31)
i dont understand why you would think someone is gay if they stated a simple critique of this entry. i mean if he said, "hey guys, would any of you like to softly stroke my massive rod tonight?" THEN we all could assume that he would be gay becaus
yo applesauce (2010-01-08 15:36:28)
you're gay. why dont you try to make one up, and post it as a comment if you think you can do better? jackass.
whoaaaa (2010-01-08 15:35:31)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
benjamin (2010-01-08 15:22:34)
Your adds just get worse all the time, if you compare youre 10 latest, and your 10 first..
applesauce (2010-01-08 15:21:19)
you never go far enough anymore. why did you stop there? you didn't get in a good last word. come on
nice (2010-01-08 15:18:43)
good job
Dan (2010-01-08 14:30:29)
great stuff!
RROD (2010-01-08 14:23:10)
Nice one! Keep it coming !
Zander is a Faggot (2010-01-08 13:48:16)
UR GAY
Johnny (2010-01-08 13:45:05)
This one is so good because there's no way it was premeditated. ie. He had no idea the repair dude would use such a genius word!
nacnud (2010-01-08 13:42:29)
much better than pet sitter.
Fred (2010-01-08 13:42:13)
13th!
zsasz (2010-01-08 13:16:34)
2010 xmas came early...2 in one day :D immense
Zander (2010-01-08 13:08:26)
1st!
Molly (2010-01-08 13:08:16)
Does anyone ever really send you money i mean dont get me wrong youre HILARIOUS i just wonder who is sending you money lol
Ramsey (2010-01-08 13:07:32)
Nice job turning the tables.
sorry (2010-01-08 13:04:46)
I really fucking love this site, but this has to be the weakest, most fake sounding one yet. No one would say "I will rectify your xbox". This whole scenario is set up around the word rectify and the word was used by the other person, so, really
Sam (2010-01-08 12:52:30)
He switched roles in this one.
md (2010-01-08 12:45:46)
nice!
Kayylaa (2010-01-08 12:39:23)
Funniest.
zan (2010-01-08 12:38:48)
two in one day? Joy.
Jay (2010-01-08 12:28:41)
Good stuff!!
jr (2010-01-08 12:23:15)
they just get better and better

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