Father & Son
Posted at: 2009-06-16 12:15:57
Original ad:
i am 17 years old and looking to buy my first car! if you have a good, cheap and reliable car for a student please let me know. thank you!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@*******.org
Hey there!
I saw your ad and have a great car for a young driver such as yourself. I am selling my beautiful 1992 Toyota Camry. This car is almost perfect. 148,342 miles on it. I need to go to Wawa tomorrow, so that mileage might change. I'm estimating it will be somewhere around 148,347 miles. If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa.
The car has a few MINOR problems but nothing too bad:
- The ashtray is stuck shut from when I accidentally spilled a beer on it. I think there is like $2 in change in there, so if you can open the ashtray, it's all yours.
- Due to a bad trip in Philly, I no longer have a radio. I run an old boom box through the cigarette lighter, however, and it sounds great. It is a 1986 Sony Cassette player. I'll throw in a Raffi cassette tape for an extra $10. The tape is Raffi in Concert with the Rise & Shine Band, and is an excellent album.
- The glovebox is locked and I lost the key to it, so it won't open. Unfortunately there was a tuna sandwich locked in there, and you can smell it in the car. It isn't that bad if you light some incense. I dropped a few sticks of incense between the seats, you can have them if you find em.
- The hood latch is broken and the hood will occasionally fly up and hit the windshield while driving. The windshield is currently cracked from the last time this happened, but the crack isn't that bad. In fact, it helps air out the stench of the tuna.
- Needs new front and rear brakes. The ones on there don't really stop, but if you give the emergency brake a good tug it should take care of everything.
- There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.
- There is some blood on the passenger seat and all over the side of the door. If you are ever pulled over and the police ask about it, just tell them the previous owner hit a deer. Don't say who I am though.
- I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it.
Besides these problems, this is a great starter car for any young driver! I actually call it the "ladies mobile" because the chicks dig it.
I am asking $6000 for it, but am willing to negotiate.
Thanks,
Mike
From joey ******* to Me
hey thanks for the offer! $6000 sounds like a little much for that car. my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?
From Mike Anderson to joey ********
Son, you obviously have no experience in buying vehicles. When I said I was willing to negotiate, I meant I was willing to take more money for the car if you wanted to give it to me. Minimum is $6,000. Talk to your dad, and he will tell you that this car is a once-in-a-lifetime deal. He'll be pissed if he saw that you passed this up.
Mike
From joey ******* to Me
What the hell is wrong with you? That car is a piece of shit! Stop e-mailing my son, you moron.
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George (2014-03-06 02:42:46)
His ears don't work too well anymore hahaha
George (2014-02-27 14:09:40)
My sides hurt from the freight train horn part, I know someone who actually did that..
To anonymous (2013-09-02 20:24:01)
The father is probably american. The son is probably whatever nationality you are you dumb cunt stain.
dr137c (2013-06-08 17:43:31)
I lost it when he said "I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it."
Anonymous (2013-05-26 02:14:35)
I lost it at hornet's nest.
Crystal (2013-05-16 00:24:58)
The fact that the kid thought that it was a good offer...lol
jdngfj (2013-05-05 06:39:23)
hahahahaha i think the 17 year old was too lazy to read it
anonymous (2013-03-08 12:18:43)
It was kind of a mercy for him to tell the kid to talk to his dad... XD
Tadashi (2013-02-13 02:58:35)
Let's hope that kid gets reincarnated as a slug or something, because he sure doesn't deserve the brain of a Human.
henry (2012-12-31 02:31:31)
lol the mileage to wawa and back is 5 miles
Mike Partlow (2012-11-27 06:01:48)
He was dumb
getsum (2012-11-07 22:49:01)
I forgot to send a personal shout out to "anonymous", who can kiss my American ass.
getsum (2012-11-07 22:44:38)
You guys talkin' smack about retards can't even type simple English. Too funny.
anonymous (2012-11-04 07:46:50)
That kid must be dumb as fuck. American?
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FalconHalo (2012-09-19 22:29:10)
Holy crap, I can't believe he actually tried to buy the car!
Lol (2012-08-19 17:23:42)
this kid is so damn retarded
dk (2012-08-15 18:55:22)
i dont know, seems to me that the trollee became the troll
anonymous (2012-08-12 03:32:46)
For all the people that says "This proves how retard the American kids are." It's retardED... learn English possibly?
Poop (2012-07-20 13:05:04)
This is one retarded 17 year old.
ROFL (2012-07-06 01:11:44)
"I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it" ROFL
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-02 10:20:45)
Joeys dad needs to send his son to a better school and never lend that little dummy any spread....
Rae (2012-06-16 01:23:05)
"My dad only gave me a $4,000 budget. Would you take that?" WHAT A TOOL! I seriously hope he wasn't willing to spend ANY money on a car like that. I think his dad should do the car buying.
@worried (2012-06-15 09:44:59)
It seems like the kid was trying to find a polite way to say, "No, I'm not buying that fucking car!" Nobody's dumb enough to actually buy a car like that.
krauly (2012-05-08 21:33:24)
W/O knowing, thought it was my kid trying to buy the car. Did laugh thinking back to all the cars he wanted to buy.
8^P (2012-05-03 15:05:48)
lmao "What the hell is wrong with you? That car is a piece of shit! Stop e-mailing my son, you moron."
That One Guy (2012-04-30 19:00:57)
@worried Do you honestly think he had a car like this? If this kid was really oblivious enough to buy the car, Mike would have told him it was a prank.
Fan (2012-04-27 14:55:10)
loved it :-)
american idiot (2012-04-07 04:51:31)
yeah we are so retarded i don't see how we could possibly own this planet and be a threat to every country in the world. I guess that's just how the USA rolls.
LLOL! (2012-04-06 21:34:19)
"Talk to your dad, and he will tell you that this car is a once-in-a-lifetime deal. He'll be pissed if he saw that you passed this up." He actually took his advice LOL! Ohhh jeez <3
Poolick (2012-03-11 16:00:02)
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Cory Hall (2012-02-07 20:07:37)
Raffi in Concert with the Rise & Shine Band is an excellent album.
Sam (2012-01-08 21:36:49)
I think the kid was "offering" 4k to start a reverse troll, but the dad nipped it in the bud.... Surely noone is that stupid to pay 4k for that?
wat (2011-12-11 23:33:59)
@Metal Head
Actually, it just proved what an ignorant, generalizing asshole you are.
josh (2011-12-11 17:54:47)
"dont say who i am though". lmaooo
anonymous (2011-12-06 00:02:09)
Like you're any better
AmericansAreRetards (2011-12-04 03:11:50)
'nuff said
cream (2011-11-27 19:07:57)
yeah american kids are pretty retard though
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 11:59:24)
@Metal Head
"This proves how retard the American kids are"
"This proves how retard"
Yep.
thirdwheel (2011-09-30 07:22:56)
Oh man, I lost it when the father emailed. Classic.
LOL (2011-09-20 20:12:33)
"When I said I was willing to negotiate, I meant I was willing to take more money for the car if you wanted to give it to me"
Java (2011-09-07 07:07:12)
"The hood latch is broken and the hood will occasionally fly up and hit the windshield while driving."
Valium (2011-08-18 19:56:12)
@Metal Head
No, it doesn't prove that all American kids are idiots.
Metal Head (2011-08-15 03:27:43)
This proves how retard the American kids are.....
someone (2011-08-11 18:52:16)
I think all the kid saw was "the ladies dig it"
Kitten (2011-08-03 01:36:23)
Oh my god.... The Raffi cd made me laugh so hard... Who seriously wants a raffi cd who doesnt have a kid xD
and the horn part made me loose it... always wanted a threatening horn in my car to cause accidents... dear god xD
worried (2011-08-02 01:39:03)
the scariest part was the kid who might have actually bought a car with no brakes. I mean, okay, this one was a joke but what happens if an actual bad guy tries to sell him a lemon? he has no critical reasoning skills!
o+< (2011-07-28 20:57:18)
Occasionally a hornet will fly through the air conditioning, but I will include a fly swatter. LOL!
lololol (2011-07-07 18:19:08)
That kid's dumb as a sack of potatoes.
-lololol
joeys dad (2011-06-21 06:51:03)
What the hell is wrong with you? That car is a piece of shit! Stop e-mailing my son, you moron. HAHAHAHA i almost cried when he said that
Odaval (2011-06-06 17:02:35)
Oh shit this was hillarious! Wtf! He was gonna pay 4 grand for it, THEN asked his dad to take a look at the posting!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ooooo classic!
bad car dealer (2011-05-26 00:31:09)
Occasuonally the hood fly up and hit the windshield while driving...lmao
no imp (2011-05-25 11:53:27)
dont say who i am though, eheheh
Nick (2011-05-22 07:32:44)
I bought a 1992 Corolla for $200. Now, that's a deal.
kid (2011-05-16 13:16:47)
is retard
Anon (2011-05-02 01:54:08)
Jesus Christ. I'm only 15 and I've been driving for a month and a half, yet even I know better than to pay 4 grand for such a piece of garbage. XD
1325 (2011-04-20 01:18:16)
fuuuuckk he was gonna pay 4 grand for that shit box i cudve sold that kid my 91 civic only problem was the brakes didnt work but atleast a fucking hornet wouldnt fly in through the air vent and dam i only got 200 bucks for that civic from a car scrapper..
person (2011-04-13 23:23:25)
yeaaa pretty sure the kid didnt read the whole thing
me (2011-04-11 11:04:36)
I can't beleive the kid was still willing to buy it LMAOOOO!
Lord (2011-04-01 22:09:54)
Oh God you must have been appalled when he offered 4 grand for it! You had to tell him to put someone who wasn't retarded on it.
TrollMail (2011-04-01 12:49:21)
I agree. I'm in an office and I can't help but cackle at some of this stuff. Lol.
Pete (2011-03-31 16:39:16)
@Billy - RIP.
Also its really bad reading this site when you share an office.
Charlie Sheen (2011-03-30 14:06:11)
"I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it."<Winning
hornets (2011-03-26 16:33:34)
The Fly Swatter just put it over the top :D
xfyhfws (2011-02-22 09:00:32)
LOL that kid beleived u
anonymous (2011-01-24 11:22:30)
Would be so hilarious if he actually buyed that PoS.
Idiot Kid! (2011-01-21 21:41:05)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?"
qwerty (2011-01-17 18:06:25)
wowwwww he was willing to buy it??...i was hella smarter than that at 17 lolol
Billy (2011-01-09 21:35:47)
When i got to the part with the hornets nest, i started laughing so hard i could barely breathe, by the time i read the part with the freight train i started to cry, and then when i read that the boy actually was STILL interested in buying it, I Died.
D (2011-01-07 02:11:49)
There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.
WOW.
Court (2010-12-20 06:06:18)
WAWA! Epic win right there.
lee iacocca (2010-12-15 10:58:33)
That car is easily worth $5000, think of the stories and personality that come with it. The train horn alone makes it priceless.
KommanderKewl (2010-11-12 21:14:12)
I'd say more like this, but I bet it doesn't work out this nicely very often! Easily my favorite!
Mason (2010-10-06 18:57:01)
That description was hilarious, but what's even more hilarious is that the guy was willing to pay 4 grand for it. I guess it's true about a fool and his money.
Asshole McTittytwist (2010-09-13 19:02:51)
"hey thanks for the offer! $6000 sounds like a little much for that car. my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?"
What the fuck? Is that kid retarded?
ouch this hurts its (2010-09-09 16:08:15)
HAHAHAHAHA ASKING 6 FUCKING THOUSAND HAHAHAHAHA
Jonez (2010-07-22 01:48:29)
Haha, these are so great
r (2010-07-21 15:11:13)
lmao, that kid is clearly going to be running the country sooner than later
jack (2010-07-19 06:27:44)
Lol, I can imagine the conversation between this boy and his father :'D
anonymous (2010-07-09 01:57:01)
I want this kids email so i can sell him my crap. lol
adrian (2010-06-30 06:20:04)
hahaha... someone replaced the original horn with a freight train horn
anonymous (2010-06-24 19:25:23)
"Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent" loooool
derpder (2010-06-23 17:07:54)
You make these things too outlandish. IF you had more realistic answers people would go back and forth with you more which would make it funnier.
BobSmith (2010-06-11 04:08:47)
Awwe kid was gonna buy it too.
lol yay for dad stepping in.
although was kinda expecting mike to somehow work in "I am your father" cuz of the title.
bigdick (2010-06-10 17:01:24)
"- The glovebox is locked and I lost the key to it, so it won't open. Unfortunately there was a tuna sandwich locked in there, and you can smell it in the car. It isn't that bad if you light some incense. I dropped a few sticks of incense betw
Reader (2010-06-09 08:49:17)
Goodness, I hope I wasn't that dumb at 17.
Hindenburg (2010-06-05 04:40:40)
..Theres a hornet's nest in the hood but I don;t know where.
So much win.
LOL (2010-06-01 02:51:41)
I LOL'D at the hood of the car hitting the windshield and the hornets coming in
lala (2010-05-31 01:22:40)
LOL raffi!! and shit, i'm fucking embarrassed to be a teenager. joey actually wanted to buy that load of crap!
Imbored (2010-05-20 07:26:39)
That's it, tomorrow I'm going to get myself a freight train horn for my baller Mazda 6
DICKHEAD (2010-05-14 16:11:01)
WOW DUDE IM GOING TO FLY TO INDIA AND KICK YOUR 7-11 ass for that! seriously dude? thats just rude!! and im ashamed to let my 5 year old son share this to his class! im disapointed in you, goodbye. forever. you and I are over like starwars okay?.... :'
Name (2010-05-05 01:30:59)
Lol, the kid was actually willing to buy it?
haha (2010-04-30 11:27:43)
well the sandwich would have been easy to remove
anonymous (2010-04-26 22:14:10)
HAHAHA!! If this is a problem, I will ride my bike to Wawa!! What a dumb shit of a kid for actually showing interest in the car; morons like that are allowed on the roads these days?? Christ.
Kudama (2010-04-01 22:39:59)
"Son, you obviously have no experience in buying vehicles. When I said I was willing to negotiate, I meant I was willing to take more money for the car if you wanted to give it to me."
This is fucking GOLD! Kudos!!!
matt (2010-03-28 20:07:03)
ahhahaha wow that dude's a dumbass,, i wouldn't take the car if he paid me
Dustin (2010-03-26 17:15:44)
@Mike
It isn't even worth 6 dollars. haha!
jazz (2010-03-18 14:58:25)
"Dont say who I am though." LMAAOOOO!!!!
Mike (2010-03-11 16:05:02)
LOL THE SON ACTUALLY WANTED TO BUY IT FOR 4000$ LOL THIS SHIT BOX ISN'T WORTH MORE THAN 600$
anonymous (2010-03-09 21:00:38)
i was fucking crying.
anonymous (2010-02-19 23:28:36)
haha.. apparently not everybody gets the joke The first response is from the son while the second response is from the dad. The fact that the ignorant son actually believed Mike and got his dad to read the email makes it funny.
No, i got it, it just w
Discoman (2010-02-14 20:18:32)
absolutely hilarious.
i must admit, if that price was for less than $1000 i would buy that car (and fix it...)
leave the horn in it :)
Metaldog (2010-02-14 06:29:18)
I think I used to own that car...
A (2010-02-11 21:23:56)
haha.. apparently not everybody gets the joke
The first response is from the son while the second response is from the dad. The fact that the ignorant son actually believed Mike and got his dad to read the email makes it funny.
hello (2010-02-05 16:27:48)
not very funny
omfg (2010-01-26 23:15:11)
"If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa" LOL
tawrounas (2010-01-23 10:30:30)
"there was a tuna sandwich locked in there, and you can smell it in the car." BRILLIANT!
Hi (2010-01-13 02:50:25)
Hi
Zach (2010-01-11 19:44:18)
The freight train horn had me dying.
Jordon (2010-01-10 01:02:47)
"I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it."
Could NOT stop laughing.
My dream car (2009-12-31 03:43:29)
That piece of shit from me is a total retard... And it would all thanks to this jackass... Awesome jokes, keep them comin...
My dream car (2009-12-31 03:41:47)
If I EVER had the chance to have a badass car like that, I would do soooooo much crazy shit with it. Then I would sell it for 4 grand and a dollar for the soda I would buy while telling myself repeatedly that the person who bought the piece of shit from m
ImageMaker (2009-12-20 06:16:47)
"I have caused several accidents with it."
Image: People looking round for a massive train in close proximity then SMASH!
phoenixrises (2009-12-18 18:10:42)
The really fun thing is I own a 92 Camery and my hood does fly open if you don't lock it down. And i do have a crack in the winshield. Go figure. lol
anonymous (2009-12-09 18:35:55)
That kid does not need a car... What an idiot. Never the less, I wasn't that amused by this post. Moving on.
yellowdischarge (2009-12-02 02:12:20)
poor kid just wanted a car,his father probably saw what a moron his kid was and said forget it
greendischarge (2009-12-02 02:10:27)
i like how he tells the kid hes got no experience buying cars and go talk to your dad so he too can see what an idiot you are
funny but (2009-11-30 18:13:39)
not as funny as you guys make it out to be
van tire (2009-11-30 00:25:28)
i love how the kid actually wants to buy it.
LOLZ (2009-11-27 16:43:01)
haha: EPIC FAIL.
haha (2009-11-27 16:42:27)
nanoconformist: FAIL.
redredwine (2009-11-26 01:46:41)
lol "The hood latch is broken and the hood will occasionally fly up and hit the windshield while driving." i couldn't stop laughing!
anonymous (2009-11-05 00:13:49)
raffi lol
Confucious say: (2009-11-03 22:38:51)
Wow, just when I thought the world couldn't get any dumber...
anon (2009-11-03 11:13:52)
"I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it" hahahahahaha!
J (2009-11-02 00:53:52)
Bahahaha, brilliant!!
nonconformist (2009-11-01 03:55:23)
I refuse to comment.
joss (2009-10-20 09:17:33)
the hornets nest and the hood hitting the windscreen was the best. you're a fucking pissa man, keep this funny shit coming (:
Rob (2009-10-17 15:59:13)
That kid was willing to pay $4k for that hunk-o-shit, what a fucking moron!!! You should have bought a real $100 pile of shit car and sold it to him for the $4k instead!
Jesus Christ (2009-10-14 19:49:59)
I feel so bad for that kid!
anonymous (2009-10-09 10:41:49)
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anonymous (2009-10-04 21:00:39)
THEN WHO WAS DAD ?
unknown fan (2009-10-04 19:48:51)
The hood hits the windshield while driving
pure genius, man, keep it up
Chan (2009-09-26 06:47:13)
LOOOOOOOL I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard! $4000 you serious?
Due2aBadPhillyTrip (2009-09-25 23:44:10)
I think there is like $2 in change in there, so if you can open the ashtray, it's all yours. LMFAO
damn yo (2009-09-25 16:21:14)
damn yo! that kid is dumb as shit! ahah
dirtygirl420 (2009-09-22 14:44:12)
Hella funny the kid went for it..
Ben (2009-09-14 20:51:56)
Ya... tis deal is a 'treasure' and once in a lifetime deal... i gotten choke when he mention the price...
bitch (2009-09-09 00:08:38)
I just spat my beer all over my computer whilst laughing. Shit.
me (2009-09-08 16:34:14)
are you sure it was a deer you hit or a dear
baba (2009-09-08 16:31:17)
this one didn't take long when pop got into it lol
Itchy Butt (2009-09-08 16:29:44)
My anus itches. I'll let anyone here smell my finger for $2 a pop.
ray (2009-09-06 08:10:12)
hahhahahahahahhahahaahahha
little jimmy norton (2009-09-03 21:08:26)
genius, pure genius...funniest shit ever
graciano (2009-09-03 01:11:23)
holy shit this site is hilarious! the dumbass kid was willin to pay four g's for the ride.ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja theres blood in the car, tell the cop you hit a deer, ajajajajajajaja
Gimpy (2009-09-02 22:59:30)
$4000? This kid is a moron!
anonymous (2009-09-02 16:32:27)
tuna sandwich !!!
awesome!!!
Emma is a slut (2009-08-31 16:05:40)
I think you gave me hiv emma
emma (2009-08-31 10:35:39)
is that kid for real or wat lmfao
Victoria (2009-08-30 09:33:44)
Hahahahahahahahhaahhaaa!
Showbloater (2009-08-29 15:52:37)
I cried a lot.
lol (2009-08-24 04:50:20)
stupid kid
mike (2009-08-23 20:32:44)
lol. The horn gave me the rest. Still shitting bricks!
Amy D (2009-08-23 00:33:25)
HAHAHAHAHA
Bitch (2009-08-21 08:53:33)
omg this is fucking hilarious!
babycakes (2009-08-18 21:14:20)
my god, i fucking lost it on this. that's hilarious.
Gene (2009-08-18 00:03:40)
God bless you, I can't see what I'm typing form the tears. The parrot one was beautiful too.
JT (2009-08-14 18:55:11)
This site is hilarious! I'm LMAO!!!!!! The 5 miles difference had me rolling
anonymous (2009-08-14 13:18:02)
i read the first paragrah and had to forward it on
in tears,
k
bu (2009-08-12 20:34:32)
lolllllll, this is by far the best one on the site that i've seen so far, i love that the kid was still into the car
GermanThree (2009-08-10 01:08:44)
OMG I wasnt gonna comment any of these but when I read this I had to actually get up and pee. I couldnt stand it. This is the funniest shit EVER. Keep it up.
The hornets nest killed me LOL
Yo Dawg (2009-08-04 02:58:42)
i want a fucking freight train horn too...
vanilla (2009-08-01 04:44:49)
i fkn lost it on this one..omg..eyes wet stomach cramped..thanks for the laughs keep em comin
gobama (2009-07-31 20:37:59)
yeah, using racial slurs is gonna convert all the other nigger lovers to your side. way to go dude. I'll bet you're smarter than you look.
NOBAMA (2009-07-31 18:48:00)
Obama is an illegal alien and a fucking useless nigger
aahhhhaaha (2009-07-31 16:03:03)
teh end was funni
anonymous (2009-07-31 06:56:19)
xzcxzc
IM Crying (2009-07-30 11:39:12)
Toyota Camry with a Freight Train horn. That's $6K worth of fun, right there!
Girl (2009-07-29 02:34:52)
Amazing.
Lara (2009-07-28 12:40:33)
you try too hard.
Hiya (2009-07-28 09:50:48)
This isnt funny
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-26 18:13:45)
John Fonda-Why does the dad and son share an e-mail address?....They share more than that. Look how possessive that papa got!
thejackyl (2009-07-26 15:59:37)
Oh man...the hornets nest had me crying
Gjken (2009-07-26 09:03:36)
Hahaha XD,
I didn't see that one comming XD
JohnH (2009-07-25 01:04:33)
I couldn't get past the Hornets Nest it was making me laugh so hard.
niggerfaggot (2009-07-24 15:10:02)
why did the dad have to ruin it, it's obvious the kid was playing along..
Michelle (2009-07-24 01:03:33)
You are so funny and damaged. I love it!
bunny. (2009-07-23 13:01:00)
lol!!
the mileage might change!! hahahahaa
shawn (2009-07-23 00:23:27)
I'm crying! xD
:D (2009-07-22 18:55:11)
The freight train horn and hornets nest got me. :D
Yao Ming (2009-07-20 18:33:31)
I thought that the guy was gonna be like "Fuck off" from the start and that the admin should have started slower, but the guys actually offered 4000 for the car. That was hilarious!
seriously? (2009-07-19 21:38:41)
@ Ultran - he's a prankster, not a complete douche. Not to mention you are a retard because the car does not exist.
TheVoiceOfReason (2009-07-18 12:03:21)
What a briliant deduction Duncan2...
replysometimesmaybe (2009-07-17 15:50:33)
this website does not need a comments section.
Ryan (2009-07-16 19:49:39)
The hornets nest got me lol
Ultran (2009-07-15 18:23:43)
You should have let him buy it! XD
Sick bastard (2009-07-15 15:48:38)
"If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa" - hilarious.
roose (2009-07-15 15:16:30)
that kid is a moron.. cant believe he offered 4g for that car! lol
Frank is a Prick (2009-07-14 10:44:44)
i agree, frank is a lovely guy
Frank is an Idiot (2009-07-13 22:25:30)
Franks a cool guy
Frank (2009-07-12 17:54:46)
Jon, you're not the smartest of the bunch...
wad (2009-07-10 22:42:19)
One of my favs.
Deuce (2009-07-10 17:56:00)
I can't believe this kids dad actually replied to you... What DB
anonymous (2009-07-10 16:13:57)
Effing hilarious!
John Fonda (2009-07-10 15:27:48)
Why does the dad and son share an e-mail address?
@ssH@t (2009-07-10 12:24:30)
Can I buy it? I will pay the full asking price.
JoeMamma (2009-07-10 11:35:20)
LMFAO I cant believe the kid was still going to pay 4k for the car. This is some funny shit here.
oh fuck (2009-07-10 09:46:13)
my stomach hurts
[ZomgEpix] (2009-07-10 06:51:48)
I bet the guy who runs this site comes up with this shit on the quick.. no planning just wings it.. All the best good real shit is like that... Can't wait to see more!
FUNNY STUFF (2009-07-10 02:37:03)
i laughed til i couldn't breathe.
tony (2009-07-10 01:07:20)
holy shit this is hilarious.
what (2009-07-10 00:58:13)
wow that kid was stupid as shit
Captain Obvious (2009-07-09 18:43:17)
JamJoe: I wonder if you still think these are funny when I tell you your wife was cheating on you with the author of this website. Hahaha!!! I think it's pretty funny. So does she.
flyin (2009-07-09 18:26:38)
Everyone in the airport is looking at me because I fucking lost it at "freight train horn"
Me (2009-07-09 15:56:37)
For $4k, I would have said SOLD, found a car at the junk yard and made the kid's dreams come true, tuna sandwich, hornet's nest, and all. Fantastic! I love it.
Jamjoe (2009-07-09 15:23:40)
Swear to God a month ago found out my wife is cheating on me and now I am getting divorced and I don't care because I have been laughing like a retard all day. I think I have read every single one. Holy shit this is some funny shit.
anonymous (2009-07-09 13:27:52)
oh my god, i busted out laughing at the freight train part
anonymous (2009-07-09 12:38:17)
too good
moron (2009-07-09 07:07:34)
I had red it yesterday and I laughed the crap out of me. I red it just now and same thing happened - excuse me now, ive got a load of washing to do.
dp (2009-07-09 05:50:28)
very nice. how in the hell do you come up with all this. hornet's nest, blood on the passenger seat, tuna sandwich in the glove compartment? LMFAO!
cb (2009-07-08 23:42:10)
Best one by far lol how did you think of half that shit
admin(red) (2009-07-08 22:39:55)
Where are you located man? I go to school in Philly - live in LA tho. So funny.
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:42:24)
o my god, so funny, the wawa part kills me
el (2009-07-08 19:02:48)
Wawa - I miss that place (went to college back east, no Wawa's on the west coast)
mac (2009-07-08 16:49:23)
The stupid kid wanted to pay 4g's for the car. lol. I'm in my cubical laughing my ass off
rich (2009-07-08 14:02:42)
This is pure genius!!!!!
Best one I've yet read XD
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:58:53)
best one yet!
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:46:05)
The freight train horn made me cry laughing!
e (2009-07-07 16:40:32)
yawn.
Furyswipe (2009-07-05 15:35:21)
'I meant I was willing to take more money for the car' - that is gold
ww (2009-07-05 02:41:38)
epic rotfl
ww (2009-07-05 02:41:23)
rotfl epic
ww (2009-07-03 17:46:06)
rotfl
epic
brandon420 (2009-07-02 16:18:58)
OMFG! lmfao! this shit is funny! and the kid was thinking about it! lol
Jared (2009-07-02 13:40:29)
This one is my favorite.
Its so outlandish but your descriptions make it seem like the guy is serious.
jeff (2009-07-01 11:19:28)
awesome
Wacko N Waco (2009-06-29 22:38:52)
I gotta be honest, I've read like five of these and thought they were really lame but this one actually made the site for me.
A.C. Hornet (2009-06-29 15:55:11)
dude... I laughed so hard at this I thought I was going to have a heart attack. This may actually be the funniest thing I have ever read in my life... WORD UP!!
Brent is a shemale (2009-06-26 22:56:42)
Even if they arent real, the shit is still funny. You were obviously entertained enough to stick around and write a gay ass comment so blow a goat you pickle smoocher.
bahahahaha (2009-06-26 11:03:18)
hahahahahahah best
Jay (2009-06-25 03:35:21)
I love how he actually considered it. Oh man, you rock, please continue.
<font color="red">ad (2009-06-25 02:22:46)
RSS PLEAZSE
rocksteady (2009-06-25 00:21:42)
brackwaahhahahahahaha
Joy (2009-06-24 13:01:54)
LOL this shit is so funny! Hahahaha
Peter (2009-06-23 18:15:43)
Mike, I love you. Have my babies.
Chelle (2009-06-23 16:12:51)
Aww the lil guy was so cute for wanting to buy it for $4000!
cerebella (2009-06-23 15:43:02)
pmsfl!!!! U RAWK!
anonymous (2009-06-23 09:27:31)
of course the guy made the shit about the car up, you fucking retard
T (2009-06-23 08:30:33)
What the.....either this was made up or the seller was joking with this kid. Nothing funny about it really.
[Inser Name] (2009-06-23 03:52:34)
I love how the kids dad got involved, i would have been like tell ur chaep ass father to give u more money so u can buy this bad boy lol
Brent (2009-06-22 08:20:59)
Do you people really think these are real? Give me a break.
NYK (2009-06-21 20:50:37)
After reading other comments I can see that I am not the only one who spilled his drink over the keyboard and cant stop crying because of laughing so much. You ROCK, I am going to feature you on my blog soon.
anonymous (2009-06-21 15:39:01)
hahahahha so funny
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 18:13:42)
The car has like 10 really bad problems."There is some blood on the passenger seat and all over the side of the door. If yo
blondish (2009-06-20 16:30:17)
"$6000 sounds like a little much for that car. my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?"...LMAO he CONSIDERED it!!
Dude you ROCK on toast!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 13:50:31)
The last two replies on this one were the best lol.
anonymous (2009-06-20 04:36:37)
anonymous (2009-06-20 01:21:35)
god damnit I jus spilled my drink all over mysefl and keyboarrd
ARRRGGGGGSS Feed (2009-06-18 19:05:34)
Shut the fuck up about the RSS fucking fag feed.
Humor like this can't be contained in three simple letters...
Your Mom (2009-06-18 18:15:00)
So funny. You know what else would be funny? An RSS feed.
Xerox Mike (2009-06-18 11:15:25)
Hahahah I laughed so hard at the "I've caused several accidents with it"
Stain-o-rama (2009-06-18 06:53:17)
someone, i have blood stains from my anus of the carpet
Someone (2009-06-18 05:47:38)
LOL blood stains
vondozier (2009-06-18 04:02:41)
i cried laughing at the hornets nest and freight train horn. i seriously havent laughed like that in a long time.
Zhong (2009-06-18 03:04:32)
Hahaha.... wow... nice description of the car
admin (2009-06-18 02:43:41)
...but your admin name isn't red motherfucker!!! only I can do that because I run this shit!
Big phan (2009-06-18 01:29:00)
Holy shit! Fucking hilarious. Are you part of the "phat phree" crew? I know they're from Cleveland and this is all based around Pittsburgh but it reminds me of them.
admin (2009-06-18 01:09:37)
i can be admin too
fags (2009-06-18 00:10:17)
why would someone put down this guy, even if it was fake, its pure genius, fuck u bastards
RSS?? (2009-06-17 21:44:59)
what is an RSS feed?
anonymous (2009-06-17 20:50:11)
RSS FEED GO!
D (2009-06-17 20:16:57)
Pleas do NOT get an RSS feed!!
hahahaha (2009-06-17 19:43:49)
keep them comming..please!!!!
Awesome~ (2009-06-17 18:57:43)
I am crying
Lame and fake (2009-06-17 18:52:23)
(see my name)
mr. crutches (2009-06-17 18:09:32)
h
lulz (2009-06-17 17:41:45)
THIS SITE IS FUKING GOLD
loincloth (2009-06-17 17:13:46)
This stuff is priceless, but you really need an RSS feed..
Bryson (2009-06-17 16:28:20)
This shit is brilliant.
maz (2009-06-17 16:02:21)
Not that funny...
Another Mark (2009-06-17 14:10:03)
I am adding this site to my Facebook page. That's good for like .50 cents of google money AT LEAST. Keep up the good work, sir.
Dec (2009-06-17 13:16:06)
Oh, I laughed so hard at this I feel compelled to add a comment. Hilarious.
LOL (2009-06-17 02:05:31)
Whats fucked up is if they were serious about paying 4k for that, ask him if hes got four g's up front, buy a pos 92 camry for 1k an tell em' you fixed a bunch of stuff on it lol
Ryan (2009-06-17 01:17:04)
This is one of the best ones. You are a genius. I am clicking your google ads like crazy to make sure you're compensated for this.
fff (2009-06-17 00:50:16)
Put up an RSS feed you dick head
anonymous (2009-06-17 00:37:28)
the best part of the entire thing is your reply. I wept.
anonymous (2009-06-17 00:01:14)
wtf
steven (2009-06-16 23:19:00)
i lol'd
Mark (2009-06-16 21:33:56)
Yes, please. An RSS feed would be great.
falc (2009-06-16 21:14:21)
Sir, you are a genius.
johnnyfasnazzy (2009-06-16 20:56:50)
hahah this one made me laugh so fucking hard. best on yet.
admin (2009-06-16 19:29:34)
I'm workin on it!
ozzy (2009-06-16 18:38:33)
nice one man, i agree too, get an rss feed. :)
Tracy (2009-06-16 18:16:06)
I love it...so glad I found this site
james (2009-06-16 17:59:11)
i liked the last reply. also get an rss feed
rcolba (2009-06-16 14:34:50)
fucking hilarious!!!
michele (2009-06-16 14:07:52)
This is sooo funny....I almost coundn't finish reading it as I was laughing so hard! One of the best!
Mr O (2009-06-16 14:01:53)
haha
Cornelius (2009-06-16 12:48:45)
"The tape is Raffi in Concert with the Rise & Shine Band, and is an excellent album" XD
eric (2009-06-16 12:45:49)
funniest one yet. i am crying.
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