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Broken TV
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:43:29
Original ad:
I would like to buy your broken/non-working wide screen TV even if it is not repairable. Thanks, Dan
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org


My roommate has a widescreen TV, but it is working. I don't like him that much though, so I would be willing to break it and sell it to you for $100. What should I do to break it? I was thinking I should just hit the screen with a bat. Let me know.


Myrna (2015-12-07 21:41:43)
You're a real deep thkiner. Thanks for sharing.
Depp (2015-11-29 22:16:10)
Keep these arteilcs coming as they've opened many new doors for me.
Bernardo (2013-08-10 14:10:12)
Who da hell don't like pie.
constance (2013-05-02 01:09:12)
this beautiful man is doing the asian world a favor. Can't you see the employment benifits of his COURAGEOUS actions?? Many a dire soul will benifit from making even just one NEW TV. Smash a TV and put bread (or rice) on the table. I mean really.
Ben (2011-09-21 01:37:07)
I like pie :)
anonymous (2011-05-23 15:40:26)
You guys aren't hard to get a laugh of
lol (2011-02-07 22:13:05)
lol he love men
anonymous (2011-01-12 04:06:57)
people repair and resell broken tvs, nothing stupid about that.
Reno St.Louis (2010-12-16 17:22:38)
Hahaha i love men
Cem (2010-12-01 17:58:45)
Lucas, you're an idiot.
Dickbutt (2010-11-22 23:49:04)
I love chickens
Lucas (2010-10-28 14:44:05)
He posts them because this ad is just stupid. What we are supposed to get out of it is, "Why the hell is someone making an ad that they would BUY a broken t.v.?" It doubles as funny for what he writes but then shows us the stupid crap people adv
anonymous (2010-10-21 17:39:28)
the ones with no replies are FAILS. why do you post them?
penis+ (2010-09-30 00:26:47)
FalconFour (2010-08-18 03:11:26)
Planned the idea for the TV, that is. And it didn't matter if they were totally f***ed, I could still use the parts, more than the recyclers/trash could. So, yeah. What's so weird about that idea?
FalconFour (2010-08-18 03:07:06)
Holy shit dude, that's the ad from my (now-ex) boss at work! Hah. And the funny thing is, we planned that (though he wrote the ad). We both needed new TVs, and I'm pretty decent at fixing things. Never got a single (legitimate) offer. Ah well.
Truth (2010-08-09 16:46:07)
The real questions are: #1 Who the hell is Dunston? #2 Has he checked in yet?
ty (2010-06-24 18:58:19)
holy shit these comments suck. I don't like the one-reply emails, it's funnier when the other guy is actually involved.
lostmyfgf (2010-06-18 21:07:05)
fuck this shit, it was a fucking guy saying that i'm gay, fuck u all tired of this shit... now what
losther (2010-06-18 21:06:09)
oh she's calling, thank god, peace
lostmy (2010-06-18 21:05:16)
i just lost my gf... she was right here...RIGHT FUCKING HERE...
Phil A. Scio (2010-06-15 12:45:00)
I'm straight I swear
Johny Appleseed (2010-04-19 21:40:57)
No gay porn burned into screen, no care
dudebro (2010-04-18 03:38:26)
He probably wanted to buy an otherwise worthless tv looking thing to use as a prop, destroy, or use in a sculpture project.
I fucking farted (2010-04-13 20:36:49)
I just pooped on my girlfriends chest
damnit (2010-03-01 19:06:51)
my cock just slipped out of my hairy butt because of you faggots
anonymous (2010-02-26 13:35:28)
Penis (2010-02-20 21:58:25)
Duncan is a faggot.
Members Only (2010-02-16 19:02:19)
Hamster at Dawn (2010-02-06 17:49:31)
Why am I laughing so hard at this Duncan guy? What a legend.
sweetjoe (2009-11-18 18:00:53)
Imagine if this duncan guy and mike got together and made funny shit together, that would be best, maybe funnier than the creators of south park. . . . fuck caps i'm lazy
dingle berry (2009-09-01 04:47:55)
I'm pretty sure duncan is uhh... duncan?
rape. (2009-08-28 13:45:07)
who the fuck is duncan?
Chuck Norris (2009-08-27 07:24:40)
No. _I_ knew it.
dun can (2009-08-24 22:44:23)
its funny because he wants a broken tv, but he couldve gotten a non broken one! so Mike wants to break it!
Daniel Coffey (2009-08-18 12:03:04)
STFU! all of you!
Duncan's Guardian (2009-08-17 12:06:20)
Sorry...this is Duncan's guardian. He somehow got out of his padded room again and found the computer.
Bobbly Naidoo.. (2009-08-17 08:44:58)
Getting old now...
Beauregard (2009-08-16 22:00:29)
since when does duncan have effing fans? I say fuck duncan.
Duncan (2009-08-14 07:35:32)
duncan's assistant (2009-08-04 09:41:00)
duncan (the real one) and I feel that any comment on this post is unwarranted.
Shaden (2009-08-02 16:22:38)
I wish there would have been a reply, it could've gone several different ways. Keep up the good work!
duncan (2009-07-31 16:38:19)
i can see you.. don't let the bed bugs bite!
janos (2009-07-31 02:36:41)
to lynn:nice one, u r on a site where a guy writes a bunch of seriously funny stuff and everyone goes duncan! duncan! duncan! and u ask who duncan is? If u were at the pearl jam site, and everyone comments 'nice record guys' - you go like what guy
Lynn (2009-07-30 15:34:08)
Who the F is Duncan?
marc fumeaux (2009-07-26 09:44:30)
Have u seen that series, "my names earl"? Man you are in deep shit......hahahahahah
turd burgler (2009-07-26 04:38:29)
Boob (2009-07-24 19:54:36)
I'm gay and my name is Daniel Coffey.
Funny Man (2009-07-24 01:15:07)
This is really good. </BODY></HTML>
BEn (2009-07-23 22:38:17)
sometimes I read the emails just to see what Duncan will say. I laugh my shit out all the time. YOU THE MAN DUNCAN!
yes (2009-07-22 23:58:45)
hello my name is Dick sucker
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-21 08:09:51)
I googled man hole and wound up here, what's shakin' fellas? I am a beautiful man.
Pissmeoffgal (2009-07-19 23:31:32)
duncan...dun...dank...dunk....can u please go fall into a manhole? just please? willingly now. tq.
The Terminator (2009-07-17 16:48:40)
Your clothes. Give them to me.
Dis (2009-07-13 15:11:48)
disregard anything I said about a tiger.
anonymous (2009-07-13 03:18:21)
@Francisco: "How about you try not posting." LOL
ed (2009-07-12 13:38:01)
i think he means duncan, not Duncan. duncan is fucking funny, Duncan is a dick!
anonymous (2009-07-08 20:24:31)
hooker smurf (2009-07-08 18:57:33)
you guys are all gay.
bl8ant (2009-07-08 18:55:02)
i love the c
WilsonsWesty (2009-07-08 13:36:56)
This shit is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:08:58)
I don't like him that much though... lol thats great XD
Francisco (2009-07-07 09:40:44)
Shut up JustMe, he posted it because its funny. How about you try not posting.
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:36:21)
Why post if no reply?
skeltonator (2009-07-05 02:33:52)
QWAN (2009-06-29 09:55:12)
anonymous (2009-06-29 08:39:10)
mi-au (2009-06-28 23:34:30)
too bad he didnt answer... this was promissing..
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:35)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:14:28)
The Zeeg (2009-06-28 09:42:23)
Le mayo
anonu (2009-06-28 03:22:26)
for the parts. /
anonymous (2009-06-26 03:45:46)
wtf why would someone want to buy a broken tv that isn't repairable?
David Caradine (2009-06-25 16:08:58)
You can't hang with me
nessa k (2009-06-25 12:40:35)
haha, oh lord. your commenters are touchy little bastards, aren't they? =) i'm reall
anon (2009-06-24 18:10:55)
seriously, no replies should equal no post.
bad (2009-06-24 06:43:22)
posts with no response are worthless, stop ruining shit
anonymous (2009-06-24 05:14:09)
poor effort.
Ken (2009-06-24 01:08:47)
Nope, badass love it.
Elisabeth Constantine (2009-06-22 08:46:01)
Meh (2009-06-21 22:23:48)
Not so funny.
scott (2009-06-21 17:35:37)
Mich (2009-06-21 08:41:52)
fuck yeah
BUBA (2009-06-20 09:25:43)
wow ur cool
name above (2009-06-19 03:40:46)
was supposed to be Chalie's One Night Stand.
Charlie's One Night (2009-06-19 02:00:58)
eat me
David C's rope (2009-06-19 01:59:19)
I have seen some sick shit!!!
John Davis (2009-06-18 22:31:11)
Brappta brapppa raaaaammmmmm dali dingy dingy blaaaaapt braapppaaaaa
O M F G! (2009-06-17 20:31:27)
This site is like heaven! LOL
Britney (2009-06-16 12:07:58)
Chris Hanson (2009-06-15 09:10:16)
Please have a seat
Jimmy Hoffa (2009-06-14 14:39:32)
I'm dead too!!!!
gdniel (2009-06-14 00:42:45)
fuckin good shit.
anonymous (2009-06-14 00:11:42)
what the fuck
David Carradine (2009-06-13 12:31:34)
I'm dead!
Dirk Diggler (2009-06-13 10:10:15)
John J. JingleHeimer (2009-06-13 10:04:35)
That surprised me
Mo Williams (2009-06-12 22:11:12)
I knew it.

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